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CFJ · 08-09-2019, 04:47 PM

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WELCOME TO THE BULLET DRAGONS CLUB Dragonite

With Prince Devitt being Drafted to the SHL, it is now time to reveal his stable of goons that he has recruited from his new the Calgary Dragons to take over the SHL the way the Bullet Club has in the wrestling world, currently to this date.

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Prince Devitt #7 - Knights

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Ah yes, the leader of the Original Bullet Club in New Japan Pro Wrestling with Karl Anderson, Bad Luck Fale and Tama Tonga. Before adding the Young Bucks and Luke Gallows months after, before leaving the group to pursue a new career in the SHL. A heavy hitter who looks for his teammates in the open lanes to start the attack on the opposition. He's looking to improve on the rookie season that he had in which he had 13 points in 50 games in a very defensive role for the Kelowna Knights. He had a great pre-season showing his growth that he attained in the off-season racking up 45 points in 50 games. The most important thing about him is the teamwork aspect of the Bullet Club and that it's ride or die with these band brothers representing the Bullet Club brand.

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Otis B. Driftwood #33 - Dragons

- D @Slappydoodle

A highly regarded Dragons veteran, Otis B. Driftwood has had run ins with Prince Devitt's mentor CrossFit Jesus but what happened with CrossFit Jesus does not concern Prince Devitt as Otis was very outgoing to Prince Devitt before the Draft exchanging texts with the young defencemen about putting his hat into the Bullet Club as long it was under the Dragons name. This Two Way Defencemen currently is at 1795 TPE and has racked up the points consistently ever since he got called up to the Crows. He plays the style that Dragons Bullet Club go by. Good defensive play along with an edge that can't be matched by many players in the league. Last season was a great season for Otis, obviously he would've like to get to the Challenge Cup Finals or recently win Gold at the IIHF Tournament, but this season the Dragons have more of an edge that hasn't been seen in a very long time as Otis has upped his training regiment to twice a days as opposed to once a day workout on his off days as this new idea has inspired to work harder and faster that he has ever before.

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Mike Izzy #19 - Dragons

- LW @Mike Izzy

The Izz master originally drafted by the Blizzard requested a trade to the Dragons to unite with his friend and now Hall Of Famer Esa Anirakknen to form a front that would terrorize the league. Now with Esa retired after playing a remarkable 30 seasons under his belt. Izzy looks to breath new life into his player and by joining the Dragons Bullet Club which perfectly fits his play style of Two Way Forward that plays with an edge that is very comparable to one Tom Wilson of the Washington Capitals in the NHL. Having around the same TPE Level as Otis, Izzy's best season would have be the S44 season where he racked up 52 points in 50 games. He's consistently been a 30+ point guy for his career and looks to best that total this season while leading the Dragons for what would be his 3rd Challenge Cup Victory under his already impressive career.

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Esa Parmborg #77 - raiders

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- C @Steelhead77

The 7 foot giant Esa Parmborg has taken the SMJHL by storm ever since being drafted 1st Overall by the Halifax Raiders in the S47 SMJHL Draft. And of course the year after being auto drafted by the Calgary Dragons. One of the young guns of the stable along with Prince Devitt, they saw a lot of each other at the SMJHL level when the Raiders and Knights and formed a friendship off the ice after the games. When it came time for Prince Devitt to enter the SHL draft, Esa constantly messaged with Devitt on potientially having him on the Dragons and playing with each other once called up and when that came a reality just a week ago, Esa immediately threw in the hat to join Dragon SHL Bullet Club. We'll have to see what's in store when these two hit the ice together in the Dragon colors.

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Kata Vilde #1 - Dragons

- G @BarnabasCollins

The main muscle of the Dragons Bullet Club, Vilde takes no bs from nobody when between the pipes for the Dragons. An always intimating force, this Butterfly styled goalie as posted impressive seasons for the Dragons after Richard C. Holocate took more of a mentorship role guiding Vilde from the bench in between timeouts and in between practices when their was break. When approached for a quote about joining the Dragons Bullet Club he just gave a grunt and walked away, seemily saying he's just out their to hurt the opposing team by being the brick wall that he is. The biggest comparison he gets is Andrei Vasilevskiy from the Tampa Bay Lighting in terms of playstyle.

Brennan Kennedy Jr. #16 - Dragons

- D @bk1689

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Brennan Kennedy Jr. joins the Dragon Bullet Club just for one thing and that is to apart of something special and something groundbreaking in terms of changing the landscape of the SHL. An Offensive Defencemen that Prince Devitt sees very compatible to play with in the near future once Devitt is called. He's been very pivotal part of the Dragons D core for their recent playoffs runs in the Challenge Cup Playoffs and now he looks to open that level of play with this new stable that has been brought into existence.

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Nicky Pederson Jr. #9 - Dragons

- LW @mstuk41

Son of Legendary Dragons Player and 5 time Challenge Cup Champion Nicholas Pederson. Nicky brings the same fiestiness that his dad brought to the SHL many seasons ago. Being drafted in the mid 1st round by the Calgary Dragons in the S43 SHL Draft was a dream come true for Nicky as he continue the legacy of the Pedersons as well as create his own path with the same team his dad helped built over the course of Dragons history and folklore. When asked about joining the Dragons Bullet Club he said he was honored that the OG Member Prince Devitt would think of him as such an elite talent and fitting for this iteration of the Bullet Club and he can't wait to wear the Dragons Bullet Club t-shirt in public to represent this band of brothers.

Thanks to prettyburn, TML, Carpy, JNH, Jepox, Engi, Karey, Flappy, Skolpadder, Mook, DollarAndADream, Smirnov and Toe for the sigs.

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karey · 08-09-2019, 04:50 PM

Karey club is more fun. We have pancakes and dunkaroos and drink Kool aid jammers

Steelhead77 · 08-09-2019, 05:59 PM

Great stuff CFJ!!

Parmborg is honored to be selected to the Dragons Bullet Club! I'll take a 4XL t-shirt, thanks.

Dragonite

---> ParmBorg Highlights <---

#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History -
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45

Dragonite

SlashACM · 08-09-2019, 06:48 PM

08-09-2019, 04:50 PMkarey Wrote: Karey club is more fun. We have pancakes and dunkaroos and drink Kool aid jammers

Slappydoodle · 08-09-2019, 06:49 PM

08-09-2019, 04:50 PMkarey Wrote: Karey club is more fun. We have pancakes and dunkaroos and drink Kool aid jammers

Oh believe me, we will have pancakes . Otis can’t last too long without some pancakes.

Ready to lay the smack down!

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BarnabasCollins · 08-09-2019, 07:37 PM

***JKortesi81*** · 08-09-2019, 07:41 PM

*YAWWWWWNNNNNNN*

Slappydoodle · 08-09-2019, 08:03 PM

08-09-2019, 07:41 PMJKortesi81 Wrote: *YAWWWWWNNNNNNN*

Listen and learn, jabroni

***JKortesi81*** · 08-10-2019, 06:16 AM

08-09-2019, 08:03 PMSlappydoodle Wrote:
08-09-2019, 07:41 PMJKortesi81 Wrote: *YAWWWWWNNNNNNN*

Listen and learn, jabroni

Fun facts: Mr. Perfect was my favorite as a kid. He also tried to bang my mom after a house show in like 1990.

Slappydoodle · 08-10-2019, 11:05 AM

08-10-2019, 06:16 AMJKortesi81 Wrote:
08-09-2019, 08:03 PMSlappydoodle Wrote: Listen and learn, jabroni

Fun facts: Mr. Perfect was my favorite as a kid. He also tried to bang my mom after a house show in like 1990.

Of course he did. He's Mr. Perfect

Thunfish · 08-10-2019, 09:08 PM

08-10-2019, 11:05 AMSlappydoodle Wrote:
08-10-2019, 06:16 AMJKortesi81 Wrote: Fun facts: Mr. Perfect was my favorite as a kid. He also tried to bang my mom after a house show in like 1990.

Of course he did. He's Mr. Perfect

If he truly was perfect, he'd have succeeded.

Bonk · 08-10-2019, 09:32 PM

08-10-2019, 11:05 AMSlappydoodle Wrote:
08-10-2019, 06:16 AMJKortesi81 Wrote: Fun facts: Mr. Perfect was my favorite as a kid. He also tried to bang my mom after a house show in like 1990.

Of course he did. He's Mr. Perfect

You would have banged him after a house show in 1990.

Slappydoodle · 08-10-2019, 09:52 PM

08-10-2019, 09:08 PMThunfish Wrote:
08-10-2019, 11:05 AMSlappydoodle Wrote: Of course he did. He's Mr. Perfect

If he truly was perfect, he'd have succeeded.

Let’s not make any quick assumptions here. How do we know he didn’t? Joe is 35. Assuming he is close on the year, he was a little boy when this happened, very unreliable witness. Not saying it did. Not saying it didn’t. Just saying, we are talking about Mr. Perfect. The man succeeded at everything he tried to do. He was perfect..... Hmm

Rublic · 08-10-2019, 10:15 PM

Ill be on the Dragons to throw some bodies around soon too!!!!

Dragonite

DeletedAtUserRequest · 08-11-2019, 11:44 AM

I’m ready to hit someone over the head with a chair!

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