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Tracking Spreadsheet

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SHL S49 Game 272 - SFP @ NOR

SHL Game 272 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Knute Knurtsson @Ason94
Team: San Francisco Pride
Victim: N/A
Team: New Orleans Specters
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:02:50
Hot po-take-to:
Knute Knurtsson’s transformation to a squirrel happened rapidly last game as he did anything and everything to scrounge together nuts and food to storage for the coming winter. This game started with a bit of deliberation as SHL officials were unsure of Knute’s eligibility to even compete in the game. There’s nothing in the SHL rule book saying that one has to in fact be a human to play. Therefore, he was deemed eligible. Good thing! Knute spent all game digging and burying nuts at center ice. The ice crew had to come out multiple times to fill in the spot where Knute had been stashing his supply of nuts. Each time Knute let out an incredulous screech and was seen biting the ice crew’s legs. I’m unsure if he has rabies or not but he was foaming at the mouth...

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SHL S49 Game 277 - SFP @ MIN

SHL Game 277 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Knute Knurtsson @Ason94
Team: San Francisco Pride
Victim: Buck Maverick @timeconsumer
Team: Minnesota Chiefs
Time: 7:59 of 1st period
Total possession time:  7:59
Hot po-take-to:
With Knute’s foraging finally being completed, he was able to actually focus on playing the game this time. The first 8 minutes of this game were pretty exciting to watch as Knute was not actually skating a ton and instead was using the boards to climb on and get around the rink quickly. He was surprisingly quick in his newly transformed body and looked to be the quickest person on the ice. Or rather quickest living being in the arena, I guess. He finally saw his opportunity around the 8 minute mark of the first period and launched off the top of the glass straight into Buck Maverick.

SHL Game 277 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Buck Maverick @timeconsumer
Team: Minnesota Chiefs
Victim: N/A
Team: San Francisco Pride
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  52:01
Hot po-take-to:
Poof. As soon as the hit was complete, Knute turned back to his old self but still had an odd affection for nuts and climbing. Nothing unusual seemed to happen to Buck. No immediate transformation of any kind. I wonder how the Potato works in terms of who it deems should be transformed entirely? Based off position play, season stats, off ice hobbies perhaps? We’ll look to track down some data points and by using a n a l y t i c s, we might be able to pin point a reasoning. For now, Buck seems safe. However a transformation might help him as he was unable to lock anyone down for a hit in the rest of this game.

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