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***JaytheGreat*** · 08-26-2019, 11:20 PM

Hot Potato Trophy - SHL S49 Sim 19

SHL S49 Game 299 - LAP @ NOR

SHL Game 299 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Max Mauldin @Wasty
Team: Los Angeles Panthers
Victim: Charlie Serpe @Serpe x 13
Team: New Orleans Specters
Time: 0:04 of 3rd period
Total possession time: 40:04
Hot po-take-to: Max Mauldin goes 2 periods into the game against New Orleans before finding someone to hit, and that player turns out to be Charlie Serpe. As Serpe gets up he gets up off the ice, his mind thinks of one thing and one thing only and that's food. Considering he plays for a team from New Orleans we figures someone in the stadium would have some gumbo. When he gets to the bench he starts asking the fans to share their gumbo, much to his immense disappointment they have no gumbo.

SHL Game 299 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Charlie Serpe @Serpe x 13
Team: New Orleans Specters
Victim: N/A
Team: Los Angeles Panthers
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 24:11
Hot po-take-to: For the rest of the game the gumbo less Phantom player just skates around aimlessly thinking about his lack of food. His mindless skating still helps get in front of passing and shooting lanes, but really needs some food.

SHL S49 Game 309 - TOR @ NOR

SHL Game 309 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Charlie Serpe @Serpe x 13
Team: New Orleans Specters
Victim: Donny McMasters @Mantroll
Team: Toronto North Stars
Time: 14:52 of 1st period
Total possession time: 14:52
Hot po-take-to: With his stomach filled Serpe takes to the ice, and almost immediately he sees North Stars player Donny McMaster eating popcorn at the end of the bench. When Serpe sees that his eyes light up with anger as he thinks McMaster is mocking him. So the when McMaster final steps on the ice he gets a bone crushing hit for his troubles. The Potato is now transferred over in the process.

SHL Game 309 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Donny McMasters @Mantroll
Team: Toronto North Stars
Victim: Sean Stevenson Jr. @Obsidian311
Team: New Orleans Specters
Time: 8:04 of 2nd period
Total possession time: 13:12
Hot po-take-to: About halfway through the 2nd period McMaster is finally coming to his senses and makes a desperation diving tackle on the Specters Sean Stevenson Jr. The 'hit' works and the Potato is on the move once again.

SHL Game 309 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Sean Stevenson Jr. @Obsidian311
Team: New Orleans Specters
Victim: Ben Turska @Banjo
Team: Toronto North Stars
Time: 0:53 of 3rd period
Total possession time: 12:49
Hot po-take-to: Stevenson not wanting to take a chance on the famous Potato cruse quickly finds Ben Turska in the corner and lays the boom. Turska is less then pleased and starts to chase Stevenson around the ice. People that looked closely at his eyes would notice the iris shaped potato in the middle of them.

SHL Game 309 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Ben Turska @Banjo
Team: Toronto North Stars
Victim: Sean Stevenson Jr. @Obsidian311
Team: New Orleans Specters
Time: 17:58 of 3rd period
Total possession time: 17:05
Hot po-take-to: Turska finally catches up to Stevenson and starts to unload some frustration on Stevenson. Turska dusts his hands and skates off glaring at the Specter player the entire time. The Potato is none too happy with Stevenson so it immediately starts looking for a new host.

SHL Game 309 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Sean Stevenson Jr. @Obsidian311
Team: New Orleans Specters
Victim: Joseph Laraque @blix900
Team: Toronto North Stars
Time: 18:22 of 3rd period
Total possession time: 0:24
Hot po-take-to: The Potato finds it;s new host and gives Stevenson a speed boost to make sure it gets to the player it wants. Joseph Laraque looks up after the hit and there's evil in his eyes. When he gets back to the bench he starts laughing menacingly. As the whole bench moves over Laraque starts coming up with a plan that could effect the entire hockey world.

SHL Game 309 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Joseph Laraque @blix900
Team: Toronto North Stars
Victim: N/A
Team: New Orleans Specters
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 1:38
Hot po-take-to: As Laraque goes out of his way to not anyone the rest of his game, his plan is starting to become complete in his head. He yells
at the top of his lungs that only he can harness the power of The Potato and that the Potato will answer to him now. As soon as the game is over he runs straight to his car and heads to his hotel room. This is the first step in becoming the most powerful person in the SHL, nothing will stop his pursuit to become the first Potato Emperor.

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Rest In Peace Dangel

1st SHL Goal - S52 Game 1 vs Tampa 3. New England Wolfpack , Jakub Bruchevski 1 (Eko Van Otter 1, Delver Fudgeson 2) at 8:10

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Obsidian311 · 08-27-2019, 03:29 AM

Held it twice for such a short amount of time. Sorry @Banjo

Serpe x 13 · 08-27-2019, 08:53 AM

I like this

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