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S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything

Walton Stromberg is terrible at handling his social media. His agent has made some kind of a deal that forces him to put up at least three social media updates per week, but Walton struggles at finding something to say and sometimes forgets the whole thing.

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Matias Birdstrom is a terrible dancer. No rhythm, no time, no coordination. It makes sense then, that he listens to so much heavy metal. The only 'dancing' involved for that style is throwing yourself into the pit.

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My player is notoriously bad at cooking which is funny, considering that he was on a cooking tv show a while ago. He always either eats out or orders takeouts.

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Bo Kane has always been one of those kids who was mediocre in school at best. It's not that he isn't smart, it's the lack of interest which creates a lack of motivation to actually put in the effort. Good thing he's a good hockey player.

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I am not too bad at many things but there are definitely a few. I would have to say the thing I am worst at though is singing. I can not hold a tune or anything but I absolutely love to do it so my poor teammates have to hear me singing constantly.

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Zoltan is pretty good at most things. But his bubble wrap armor he is constantly wearing makes him quite susceptible to bumping into things. Zoltan constantly bumps into end tables, door frames, and furniture. The occasional person he runs into as well. The people tend to make nasty remarks when this happens.

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Jakob has many talents, boxing, hockey, etc. One thing Jakob has always enjoyed that he, as Americans say, “sucks the big one” at, is singing. Sound like diseased sheep trying to call for help, but still enjoys self.

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One thing Elizabeth Doyle isn't good at is to handle pressure of being a superstar goaltender. She does not enjoy losing and having the eyes on her when she does, and this season is a perfect exemple as all eyes are focused on her after her trophy swipes in the last season.

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Asclepius Perseus Flitterwind is extremely bad at cooking. Every time he cooks, firefighters are ready to go to his home because it always ends not as expected.

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I might be a great hockey player, but the one thing I can't do is sing. Seriously. It sounds like a rocker hit a thousand barn cats right on the tail. My singing could give cancer rather than cure it. My singing could be legally declared a war crime. That's why I am not allowed to do it anymore.





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I am just really bad at writing things about my imaginary hockey player to earn some TPE to be able to improve my abillities and get better at this game.

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jason desrouelx is reallyh bad at skateboarding LOL. its like he has two right feet or something? hes so clumsly LMAO. he is a really silly man lmao yessir

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Wachter's biggest off ice isue is that he isn't able to talk in front of a big audience or do contract negotiations, because he often forget about things he wants.

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Alexander Wachter, RW, S51
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(This post was last modified: 08-15-2020, 04:18 PM by Patty.)

So I absolutely love waffles.  It turns out waffles do not feel the same way about me.  Every time I make a waffle and try to take it out of the waffle maker the damn things do a triple axle backflip onto the floor.  :( I just wanna waffle.

The worst thing James LeBlond is bad at off the ice would probably be his golf game. You would think it's a natural tendency to swing well and consistent, but for whatever reason, LeBlond often doinks one off the tee, or has a great drive followed by a lousy approach shot. It's like he's from the Tin Cup school of golf!




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