Well the fucking divisions change every single season in the SMJHL and it's fucking stupid so what I'd do is get rid of divisions altogether in the SMJHL.

In the SHL, I'd get rid of Hamilton. Not because they're good, but because I hate them and their team should be dissolved and gone forever.

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Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame ——————————— CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS: 1x Challenge Cup (S17) 2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24) 1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23) 1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22) 2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24) 2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21) 2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23) 2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24) First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era Second most points in a season in the 52 game era Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14 ——————————— CAREER STATS: 758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake Jersey Number: 35 Height: 6ft 8in Weight: 225 lbs Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia ——————————— Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede ——————————— SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS: S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1 S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2 S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8 S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS: S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1 S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0 ——————————— SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS: S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1 S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16 S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12 S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38 S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12 S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19 S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16 S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18 S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34 S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44 S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20 S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34 S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26 S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26 S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34 S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20 S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20 TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389 SHL PLAYOFF STATS: S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4 S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4 S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2 S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2 S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0 S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2 S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0 S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10 S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2 S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4 S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2 S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4 TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40 ——————————— AWARDS AND ACCOLADES: S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy S57 Four Star Cup Champion S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP S58 SMJHL First All Star Team S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie S60 Challenge Cup Champion S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain S64 Aidan Richan Award S69 SHL All Star S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken --------------------------------------------- Charmed, I'm sure --------------------------------------------- Jersey Number: 0 Height: 4 ft 10in Weight: 290 lbs Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania --------------------------------------------- Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74 Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75 --------------------------------------------- REGULAR SEASON STATS S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109 S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -9 | PIM: 38 | HITS: 126 S76: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 25 | P: 31 | +/-: +52 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 112 S77: GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 37 | P: 50 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 41 | HITS: 120 TOT: GP: 264 | G: 30 | A: 203 | P: 132 | +/-: +19 | PIM:13 | HITS: 112 --------------------------------------------- PLAYOFF STATS S74: DNQ S75: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 22 S76: GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 11 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 43 S77: GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 14 TOT: GP: 32 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 26  | HITS: 79 --------------------------------------------- AWARDS AND ACCOLADES S76 Alex Metzler Award

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I would remove the Minnesota Monarchs from the Simulation Hockey League because they have failed to live up to their name for only winning 3 Challenge Cups in the entirety of the franchise's existence. The rebrand has only made them worse because they are anything but a monarch. If anything, they are the Minnesota Peasants.

Billy Herrington || USA || Detroit Falcons (S68 - Present) Nickname: Aniki --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Accolades 1x - Four Star Cup (S68 - DET) S68 - Esa Anrikkanen Trophy [Rookie of the Year] (42 G - 30 A - 72 Pts) 1x - Brodie Witzel Trophy [Playoff MVP] (S68 - DET) 1x - Ronan O'Keefe Trophy [Most Playoff Pts] (S68 - DET [25 Pts]) 1x - SMJHL All-Star (S68 - DET) 1x - Linna-Landvik Trophy [Western Conference Champs] (S68 - DET) 1x - Laurifer Trophy [Top Regular Season Team] (S68 - DET) S68 - Drafted 7th Overall by the Atlanta Inferno S68 - 4th in SMJHL Regular Season Goals (42) S68 - Drafted 32nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons (SMJHL) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Augustus Wang || Canada || Anchorage Armada (S49 - S52) || Buffalo Stampede (S52 - S64) Nickname: Big Wanger #WANG20 Peak TPE: 2127 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Accolades Inducted into the Hall of Fame before retiring S55 - Member of the Quadruple Gold Club (2nd Fastest) 2x - Challenge Cup (S55 & S60 - BUF) 1x - Scott Stevens Trophy (S59 - BUF) 2x - 1st Team All-Star (S57 & S59 - BUF) 1x - 2nd Team All-Star (S58 - BUF) 4x - IIHF Gold Medal (S54, S56, S57 & S58 - Canada) 1x - Four Star Cup (S51 - ANC) 1x - WJC Gold Medal (S51 - Canada) 3x - President's Trophy (S54, S55 & S60 - BUF) 5x - Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S55, S56, S58, S59 & S60 - BUF) S59 - Anton Razov Nominee S59 - Led all Skaters in Playoff points (19 GP // 7 G - 18 A - 25 P) S59 - Led all Defensemen in Regular Season points (19 G - 49 A - 68 P) S57 - Led all Defensemen in Regular Season points (16 G - 45 A - 61 P) S57 - Aidan Richan Nominee S57 & S61 - Scott Stevens Nominee S56 - 1st Career Hat Trick (BUF 12 - 0 TBB) S56 - 4 Goals in 1 game (4 G & 2 A // BUF 12 - 0 TBB) 1x - IIHF Bronze Medalist (S55 - Canada) 2x - WJC Silver Medal (S50 & S52 - Canada) 1x - WJC Top Defenseman (S51 - Canada) 2x - 1st Team All-SMJHL (S51 & S52) 2x - SMJHL All-Star (S51 & S52) S55 - Inducted into the Anchorage Armada Hall of Fame S52 - Most Regular Season Points by a Defenseman in Anchorage Armada History (SMJHL) S52 - Named Captain of the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL) S52 & S53 - Quilha Agante Nominee (SMJHL) S51 - Named Assistant Captain of the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL) S50 - Named Assistant Captain of Team Canada (WJC) S50 - Drafted 6th Overall by the Buffalo Stampede (SHL) S49 - Drafted 14th Overall by the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


               
       

I would remove whatever team is in front of seattle or just behind seattle.  Is chicago in our division?  Move them, they have our number this season.  We don't need them anyway.

Stepping into my J GM shoes for a minute, I'd remove any of the other three teams from our division (Detroit, Colorado, and Anchorage), and replace them with Regina or St. Louis. If the season ended today, two teams at .500 or better would miss the playoffs, while teams under .250 would qualify, which highlights the worst aspect of the SMJHL playoff setup.

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Patya am wanting for remove Chicago and replace with Montreal. This way, Patya am can play more games against good friends. This make Patya many happies, and hopefully friends of Patya many happies too.

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Patya Perevalov || RW || New Orleans Specters || Carolina Kraken || Peak TPE: 2081 Name: Patya Perevalov Age: 24 Birthplace: Omsk, Russia Height: 6'1" Weight: 192 lbs. Number: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Stats S60 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 13 || A: 13 || P: 26 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 83 S61 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 29 || P: 44 || +/-: +1 || SHT: 137 S62 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 30 || A: 35 || P: 65 || +/-: +7 || SHT: 194 S63 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 28 || A: 40 || P: 68 || +/-: +25 || SHT: 194 S64 - MIN - GP: 66 || G: 10 || A: 14 || P: 24 || +/-: -43 || SHT: 112 S65 - MIN - GP: 66 || G: 10 || A: 15 || P: 25 || +/-: -44 || SHT: 85 S66 - NOLA - GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 33 || P: 49 || +/-: +14 || SHT: 147 S67 - NOLA - GP: 66 || G: 36 || A: 50 || P: 86 || +/-: +34 || SHT: 202 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Stats S60 - CAR - GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 6 S61 - CAR - GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 6 S62 - CAR - GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || +/-: +10 || SHT: 26 S63 - CAR - GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || +/-: -2 || SHT: 14 S64 - MIN - Did Not Qualify S65 - MIN - Did Not Qualify S66 - NOLA - GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || +/-: +3 || SHT: 23 S67 - NOLA - GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || +/-: -4 || SHT: 30 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC/IIHF Stats S60 - YG - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || +/-: -5 || SHT: 9 S61 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 25 S62 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || +/-: +3 || SHT: 24 S63 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || +/-: +6 || SHT: 33 S62 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: -1 || SHT: 4 S63 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -3 || SHT: 7 S64 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 6 S65 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 4 || P: 7 || +/-: -3 || SHT: 22 S66 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 2 || P: 5 || +/-: -8 || SHT: 36 S67 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 5 || P: 6 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Milestones: S60 - First goal in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws S60 - First OT game winner in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws (on the first shot) S60 - Quickest goal scored from the start of a period in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws (8 seconds) S60 - First multi-goal in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws S60 - First assist in game 7 against Maine Timber S62 - First hat trick in game 37 against Quebec City Citadelles S64 - First SHL assist in game 2 against Toronto North Stars S64 - First SHL goal in game 11 against New Orleans Specters Awards: S60 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player S60 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award for Best Rookie S61 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player S62 - CAR - S62 SMJHL All-Star S62 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward S62 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player S63 - CAR - Named an Alternate Captain S63 - CAR - S63 SMJHL All-Star (voted in) S64 - MIN - Named an Alternate Captain S67 - RUS - IIHF Silver Medal S67 - NOLA - Aidan Richan Award for Most Improved Player S68 - NOLA - Named an Alternate Captain Transactions: S60 - Drafted 5th overall to the Carolina Kraken in SMJHL Entry Draft S60 - Signed $3,000,000 x 1 year contract with the Carolina Kraken S61 - Drafted 14th overall to the Minnesota Monarchs in SHL Entry Draft S61 - Signed $3,000,000 x 3 year contract with the Minnesota Monarchs S64 - Signed $4,000,000 x 2+1 year contract with the Minnesota Monarchs S66 - Traded to New Orleans Specters S67 - Signed 3-year contract with the New Orleans Specters

It's simple really, I remove Yukon and replace them with the mysteriously missing Anaheim Outlaws. No one would be any wiser and the league would be better off.

     

Well i mean i suppose for the best for the argos, i would ship off the next best team in the division in calgary, and then i would bring in hamilton so we can beat on them while their rebuilding to boost our egos before they rise to power again.

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I would remove the Manhattan Rage from the Atlantic Division. They seem to have Philadelphia's number in the postseason, so it would be nice to just take a different path toward the cup. I would replace them with the San Francisco Pride just so we could have more opportunities to pump up stats.

San-sam Emerson | Philadelphia Forge | LD | S63 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200 lbs Birthplace: Incheon, South Korea Number: 88 S62 SMJHL 3OA Pick S62 SMJHL All-Rookie Team S63 SHL 6OA Pick S64 Regina Elk Alternate Captain S65 SHL All-Rookie Team S69 Challenge Cup S70 Second Team All-SHL S71 First Team All-SHL S72 Second Team All-SHL S73 Second Team All-SHL S74 First Team All-SHL

Nat Emerson | Baltimore Platoon | Team Latvia (RETIRED) Height: 6'4" Weight: 250 lbs Birthplace: Boston, Massachusetts Number: 34 S44 WJC Silver Medal S46 IIHF Bronze Medal S47 Challenge Cup S55 IIHF Top Defenseman

we have removed the Manhattan Rage and replaced them with the Minnesota Monarchs because both team locations start with the letter M and we won't have to realphabetize too much stuff this way

thanks @Carpy48 and @frithjofr and @rum_ham and @Julio Tokolosh and @Briedaqueduc for the sigs

  

I would remove Chicago and replace them with Minnesota so that our schedule would be easier each season. More wins to help us let more people down in the playoffs even harder.

I think with my player being forced to join the SHL next season, I would love to eliminate Atlanta from our division so it gets a little easier and then add San Francisco since they are dead last in the league

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We will remove Yukon and replace them with St Louis. It's not fair that we have only one team with under .250 point percentage, we should have two.

[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE S67: WJC Silver S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX S69: WJC Bronze
[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender
[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52 * = First Place  Career Stats    |  GP |  G  |  A  | P    | +/-  |  Hit  |  SB  |    Sh  |  GA |  TK  SHL  Regular    | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393  SHL Playoffs    |  39    | 5   |  14 |  19  | -16  | 63  |    52  |          |        |         IIHF Regular    | 168 | 19  |  45  |  64 |  7   | 153 |    90  |          |        |        SHL Regular Season Stats Szn  |Team| GP | G |  A  | P    |  +/-  |  TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM S53 | TBB |  50 | 5  | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16  |  46 | 77 | 56 | 10 S54 | TBB |  45 | 1  | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 |  60 | 171  | 55 | 17 S55 | TBB |  50 | 1  | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 |  31 | 86    | 82 | 14 S56 | TBB |  50 | 5  | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 |  34 | 112 | 101| 20 S57 | TBB |  66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100  |152 | 20 S58 | TBB |  66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2  | 25:59  |100| 74 |180 | 20 S59 | TBB |  66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3  | 25:33  |105| 95 |188 | 14 S60 | TBB |  66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4  | 22:33  | 66  | 50  |159 | 26 S61 | TBB |  66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17  | 98  | 72  |182 | 20 S62 | TBB |  66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2  | 20:23  |104 | 57  |183 | 4 S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1  |  20:29  | 69  |119  |182 | 39 SHL Playoff Stats Szn  |Team| GP | G |  A  | P  |  +/- |  TOI  | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM S59 | TBB |  5    | 1 |  1 |  2  |  -6  | 22:11  | 10  |  5  | 12  |  0  S60 | TBB |  4    | 0 |  0 |  0  |  -6  | 22:49  |  8  |  1 |  7   | 0  S61 | TBB |  13  | 1 |  9 | 10  |  0  | 21:06  | 17  | 13 | 29  | 0  S62 | TBB |  12  | 1 |  3 |  4  |  -4 | 20:01  | 20  | 18 | 24  | 2 S63 | TOR |  5    | 2 |  1 |  3  |  0  | 21:16  |  8  | 15 | 15  |0  SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42 SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5 SMJHL Regular Season Stats S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898 S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237 S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313 S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202 SMJHL Playoff Stats S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433 S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356 S51  | CAR | GP:  6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151 S52  | CAR | GP:  11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261 Awards S49 Four Star Cup S50 Four Star Cup S51 Laurifer Trophy S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP S52 IIHF Gold Medal S53 IIHF Bronze Medal S54 The Winless Season S54 IIHF Silver Medal S55 IIHF Gold Medal S56 IIHF Silver Medal S57 IIHF Silver Medal S58 IIHF Silver Medal S60 IIHF Silver Medal S61 IIHF GoldMedal
IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain S56: Silver S57: Silver S58: Silver S59: DNQ S60: Silver S61: Gold S62: DNQ S68: Lost 1st Round S69: Bronze
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I would remove Winnipeg, because they're in first place, and I would replace them with Baltimore, because they have the least amount of points in the league and we could rack up some points against them.

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I would swap out the currently conference leading Seattle Argonauts and introduce the last place Baltimore Platoon. Remove the western conference's best, and add the eastern conference's worst.

If Hugh Manius had his way, he would remove the Anchorage Armada for the simple reason that they passed on him the draft. Who do they think they are?

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Lil' Manius
Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired  Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------

Big Manius
Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------