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S69 mPT #4: Help Wanted
February 19th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
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LimeDonators ahoy ladies
Harrington's personal assistant will be paid $200 an hour, and will just be there to talk to. Sometimes it gets lonely out there on the road games. Unfortunately the position has a lot of turnover because Harrington will not shut up about his ranking of the different La Croix flavors.
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junipedRegistered Senior Member
My personal assistant is expected to be JACKED. They also will then be expected to randomly jump out and attack me to keep my senses ready at all times.
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Turd Ferguson
Era Single Season PIM Leader
RankleSMJHL GM Posting Freak
Pork Tenderloin essentially has no concept of time or how it works, so his planner would be responsible for keeping track of his day to day schedule and making sure he gets where he needs to go on time.
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BriedaqueducRegistered Posting Freak
for my personal assistant to be able to succeed in their role, they will have to be able to handle all the finance stuff i have and my calendar, these are the two things i am bad at
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lukeSHL GM Admiral of the Data Seas
bbjygmModerators Yogurt Lord
Looking for personal assistant. Duties include:
- carrying emotional support husky puppy - doing taxes and all financials - pointing out fun things in surroundings when Hodor gets upset - other duties as needed Pay starts at $35/hr, overtime expected
marco999Registered Senior Member
- Take my calls
- Read my mail - Read my e-mails - Order food and snacks - Watch the tapes and give me pointers to improve I'm willing to pay anyone willing to do this around 50 bucks an hour, leave your name and phone number below. ![[Image: eMf7wNV.png]](https://imgur.com/eMf7wNV.png)
Seany148SMJHL GM Grandfather of the Rats
My personal assistant will have to take care about everything my agent doesn't already do, so logistics, food, hotel rooms when the team is away for a while, etc. I am willing to pay them as much as they want, as long as they deserve it. Let's say minimum $40/hour.
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Air CrouSimmer Simmer
All my assistant gotta do is book and manage my media obligations and appearances. And they get 20% of what I am making for them. Sounds like a fair deal to me. Oh and make sure I always have snacks at arm's reach.
JustAnotherHockeyFanSimmer ask me about my love for steamed hotdogs
Personal assistant? I guess cooking, simply because I cannot be ask to cook. Honestly, I'd look to hire a goalie that is willing to let me just practice on them for hours on end. Pay is determined on their skill level
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dogwoodmapleRegistered Posting Freak
My personal assistant will help coordinate meals from our private chef, all my appointments with various marketing agencies and my endorsement opportunities, as well as organizing my wardrobe and setting up visits to my custom tailor. Because this is a high profile job, I will start out at $100/hour.
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JMacNCheeseRegistered Senior Member
If Bnana NWaffles had an assistant they would be in charge of getting him his daily routine game food! Most importantly making sure that he is where he needs to be and not late or missing it entirely.
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| 66 GP | 17 G | 23 A | 40 P | -17 | 5 PPP | 0 SHP | 26 PIM | 97 H | 124 SOG | 604 FOW - 414 FOL - 59.3 FO%
Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader) - 96 points
Roberto Martucci Trophy (Regular Season Goals Leader) - 47 goals
Alex Light Trophy - Most Improved Player
Ideen Fallah Trophy - SMJHL Awards Committee MVP
Raymond Lindsay - Most Outstanding Player as Voted on by the League
Laurifer Trophy - 59-5-2 120pts
S68 - 4 STAR CUP CHAMPIONS
Laurifer Trophy - 54-11-1 109pts ![[Image: lIYTYDN.png]](http://i.imgur.com/lIYTYDN.png) ![[Image: qtbn8zh.png]](https://i.imgur.com/qtbn8zh.png) ![[Image: wu5MVvy.png]](http://i.imgur.com/wu5MVvy.png)
JepoxRegistered Apparently a big deal
My personal assistant would:
- call me 28 times each morning so I don’t sleep through practice - handle my banking such as depositing my contract because I am dumb as rocks - handle my business phone calls and emails - schedule my pr stuff ![[Image: Jepox.gif]](https://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/Jepox.gif)
jeffie43Fantasy League Manager anime mommy with big big milkies
I think it is pretty important for every athlete to have an assistant. For Edward Elric's assistant, he was hoping for them to be able to manage his diet, interviews, commercials, practices and meetings with various people.
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RoobaccaRegistered Member
My personal aid would be well versed in most criminal and finance law as Potential Spam occasionally finds himself the victim of accusations of fraud.
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