Well, in Buffalo, there's a running of the Bulls type-thing going on around the stadium in the parking lot area and the winners get contract offers. And chicken wings. Furious Chicken Wings
Since we are called the Philadelphia Forge, then all our new hirings and signings should receive a personally forge sword with their name and the name of the team engraved in it.
I think Hamilton should take a steel plate in front of the arena and when new signings are to be announced they are written there with an angle grinder in the middle of the night to ensure that sparks can be seen far away.
My team could announce that the hirings and signings were visible in the link below and rick roll people. But then if you watch the whole song you would actually see the info. But also maybe we make it so you can't fast forward or skip through.
The best way the Bilzzard can introduce a new player. When they announce the name, the player gets dropped into a dunk tank that is filled with an ice bath, a short polar bear swim if you will. Might as well get used to the cold now, Edmonton is freezing in the winter.
Here in New Orleans we could be dressing up as spooky ghosts and recording ourselves announcing our picks, signings, and whatnots. It seems like it would go over well, too bad we are all old.
In Nevada we announce our new signings in our own style. We have our own bar in Nevada, where our fans and players can drink together, and everytime we make new signing, first thing is that our new signing goes to that bar to cheers with fans and team staff.
Tampa vibes are off the charts. You can go beach themed, miami tampa vice themed, boat themed, or underwater. Would be funny to see fish measuring style announcements, or really any type of fishing pic as a themed announcement.
The Quebec City Citadelles welcome new players by having the Owly mascot give them a giant bear hug. If they don't hug back, Owly administers the hardest punch he can to their gut. Chubby Barista tried to take a turn in the mascot costume, but it wasn't big enough for her 6'11" height. If the costume isn't repaired in time, the next rookies will just be punched.
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Formerly Peter, 2x Four Star Cup champ and Defender of the Year.
Now Chubby Barista, paramount expression of caffeinated aggression.
the yukon malamutes should announce all of the signings by getting out the dog sleds and having the dogs run in strategic routes through the snow, dragging a bucket of red paint behind the sled to write out words in the snow.
Carolina recently put out a Craigslist ad looking for a live squid that can be kept and trained to hold up various signs to announce new hirings, in return for the league minimum
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