Viktor MRIUS HAS DEVELOPED A NEW FEAR OF gEESE. aFTER HAVNING SHARED A LOCKER ROOM WITH LUFFY AND SILVER OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS, THERE HAVE BEEN MUCH HONKING GOING ON. THE REPETITIVE HONKNG HAS CREATED A MAJOR FEAR IN THE STAR FORWARD AND HE HAS BEGUN TAKING HARD DRUGS TO SILENCE THE HONKING IN HIS BIG BRAIN. UNFORTUNATE FOR THE GUY, HONKING DOES NOT STOP NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU ASK. GEESE ARE EVERYWHERE NOW AND ALL PEOPLE SCARED BUT NONE MORE SCARED THAT MARIUS WHO HAS DEVELOPED A NEW FEAR OF GEESE. RECENTLY, MARIUS HAS BEEN WEARING ONLY HUNTING GEAR AND CARRYS A HUNTING RIFLE WITH HIM IN CASE HE SEES A GEESE. HE HAS SINCE SHOT AND KILLED 12 PEOPLE ACCIDENTALLY THINKING THEY WERE GEESE. tHE FEAR OF gEESE HAS BECOME AN ISSUE AND HAS REFLECTED IN HIS ON ICE PLAY THIS SEASON. aLL PLAYERS HAVE BEGUN HONKING MARIUS NOWADASY TO GET UNDER HIS SKIN AND IT IS WORKING. NOW HE WRITES IN ONLY CAPS AND IS JUMPY ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HE SCARED OF THE HONKHONKHONK.