10-06-2019, 10:13 PM
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Everybody, no matter how powerful or badass, has phobias - those things which, for whatever reason and no matter how we try to think ourselves out of it, scare us beyond rationality. Some of them are abstract, like loss or failure, while others are very concrete like heights or snakes or fuckin cockroaches or some shit like that.
Written task : Tell us about your player's main phobia - what are they most afraid of in the world? Where does this fear come from? Was there a traumatic experience? Have they always been afraid of it? How does your player go about avoiding this source or handling this phobia in day-to-day life? Maybe tell us about a specific instance in which your player was forced to confront this phobia head-on - how did they fare? (150+ words)
Graphic task : Show us your player encountering their phobia in a natural scenario. A scene like Gabriel Johnson mustering up the courage to approach the maggots in his trash, or Ola Wagstrom perched atop the Empire State Building peeing his pants from acrophobia.
Additional information:
You will receive 3 capped TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
This PT will close MONDAY, OCTOBER 14th at 10pm ET.
Welfare claims from either PBE or the NSFL are accepted! *if you’re claiming welfare and have a different username on the affiliate's site then you need to state that in your post to get credit.*
THIS PT IS FOR SHL PLAYERS AND SEND DOWNS. IT IS NOT FOR SMJHL ROOKIES.
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10-06-2019, 10:26 PM
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Ricky Bobby fears doing things too fast, which is also known as Tachophobia, ever since an accident that resulted in the death of his best friend Cal Naughton Jr. It happened during his last career race in the nascar sprint cup when he and his teammate entered the turn number 4 of the final lap with the championship on the line. Cal was beginning to pull away towards the line, and Ricky accepted defeat but decided to give Cal a nudge from the side as he crossed the line by half a car length, forgetting that the rest of the field was right on their tails. Cal's car was hit by 8 other trailing cars and flipped on its roof before coming to a halt. It didn't take a rocket scientist to realize that Cal was dead on the scene, seeing as the car was unrecognizable. After a 13 year hiatus, where many say Ricky Bobby didn't age a day, his fresh start in hockey is the only thing he has done with any sort of speed since the accident. In every other aspect of his life, Bobby does things with care, precision and without speed. It was in the SHL draft combine that Ricky was asked to skate as fast as he could, and it was at that moment that he began fully committing to be the very best SHL player in honor of his late best friend Cal.
10-06-2019, 10:51 PM
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Viktor MRIUS HAS DEVELOPED A NEW FEAR OF gEESE. aFTER HAVNING SHARED A LOCKER ROOM WITH LUFFY AND SILVER OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS, THERE HAVE BEEN MUCH HONKING GOING ON. THE REPETITIVE HONKNG HAS CREATED A MAJOR FEAR IN THE STAR FORWARD AND HE HAS BEGUN TAKING HARD DRUGS TO SILENCE THE HONKING IN HIS BIG BRAIN. UNFORTUNATE FOR THE GUY, HONKING DOES NOT STOP NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU ASK. GEESE ARE EVERYWHERE NOW AND ALL PEOPLE SCARED BUT NONE MORE SCARED THAT MARIUS WHO HAS DEVELOPED A NEW FEAR OF GEESE. RECENTLY, MARIUS HAS BEEN WEARING ONLY HUNTING GEAR AND CARRYS A HUNTING RIFLE WITH HIM IN CASE HE SEES A GEESE. HE HAS SINCE SHOT AND KILLED 12 PEOPLE ACCIDENTALLY THINKING THEY WERE GEESE. tHE FEAR OF gEESE HAS BECOME AN ISSUE AND HAS REFLECTED IN HIS ON ICE PLAY THIS SEASON. aLL PLAYERS HAVE BEGUN HONKING MARIUS NOWADASY TO GET UNDER HIS SKIN AND IT IS WORKING. NOW HE WRITES IN ONLY CAPS AND IS JUMPY ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HE SCARED OF THE HONKHONKHONK.
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Austin Roenick | RW | TPE: 1570
Jersey #58
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 210 lbs
Player Type: Sniper
Birthplace: Ireland
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Accomplishments
S46 SMJHL Draft: 11th overall
S47 SHL Draft: 13th overall
Leafer Rielly | RW | WKP | TPE: 1750 | Retired
Jersey #85
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Player Type: Playmaker
Birthplace: Ireland
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S31 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | ±:-1 | PIM: 5
S32 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:10 | A:19 | P:29 | ±:16 | PIM: 12
S33 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:15 | A:15 | P:30 | ±:4 | PIM: 6
S34 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:27 | A:39 | P:65 | ±:20| PIM: 10
Total | GP: 200 | G: 54 | A: 73 | P: 127 | ±: 39
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S31 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | ±: -1| PIM: 0
S32 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10| G: 3| A: 0 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 4
S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (Finals) | GP: 20 | G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| ±: -4| PIM: 8
S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (1st round) | GP: 6 | G: 4| A: 3| P: 7| ±: 5| PIM: 7
Total | GP: 46 | G: 13 | A: 10 | P: 23 | ±: -3
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | ±: -4 | PIM: 6
S36 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 16 | P: 25 | ±: 2 | PIM: 8
S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 14 | A: 1| I P: 30 | ±: 3 | PIM: 8
S38 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 3 | P: 40 | ±: 15 | PIM: 17
S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 31 | P: 46 | ±: 5 | PIM: 45
S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 28 | P: 47 | ±: 1 | PIM: 40
S41 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
S42 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
S43 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
S44 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
S45 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
S46 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
Total | GP: 300 | G: 74 | A: 127 | P: 201 | ±: +22
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S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | ±: -1 | PIM: 0
S36 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs
S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | ±: -1 | PIM: 4
S38 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs
S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | ±: -5 | PIM: 0
S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 6
S41 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
S42 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
S43 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
S44 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
S45 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
S46 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM:
Total | GP: 27 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | ±: -10
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Accomplishments:
WINNINGEST PLAYER IN SHL HISTORY
x3 Challenge Cup Champion
x2 Four-Star Cup Champion
x4 IIHF Gold
Silver Medal
x2 Bronze Medal
x3 SMJHLFS Champion
Avakael Registered
Miracles and Nightmares
Alexis Metzler managed to grow out of all sorts of phobias, over time- spiders, snakes, heights, crowds, enclosed spaces. But the one fear he's never quite lost is geese. You have to be careful around a goose, because even if you don't antagonise it, it might still attack. Geese also have vicious little teeth in their beaks, and those teeth really hurt. There was one occasion back home in Minnewaukan where Metzler was canoeing out on the lake, and he drew the ire of a goose. The goose, unfortunately, was much faster than his canoe due to having the ability to fly, and Alexis had an awful time trying to get back to shore. When he did, he went crying all the way home to his room, even abandoning his canoe on the shore. Fortunately Minnewaukan is a tiny town where everyone knows each other, and his canoe was returned safely. Metzler still won't go near geese again.
D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) |
| Movement and Contracts |
| S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA
D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R]
Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52
Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37
Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46
1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class
| SHL Career |
SHL Regular Seasons
| S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) |
| S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) |
| S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) |
| S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) |
| S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) |
| S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) |
| S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) |
| S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) |
| S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) |
| S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) |
| S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) |
| S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) |
| S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) |
| S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) |
| S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) |
| S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) |
| S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) |
| S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) |
| S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) |
| S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) |
| S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) |
SHL Playoffs
| S32 | (DNQ) |
| S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) |
| S34 | (DNQ) |
| S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) |
| S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) |
| S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) |
| S38 | (DNQ) |
| S39 | (DNQ) |
| S40 | (DNQ) |
| S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) |
| S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) |
| S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) |
| S44 | (DNQ) |
| S45 | (DNQ) |
| S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) |
| S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) |
| S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) |
| S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) |
| S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) |
| S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) |
| S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) |
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) |
| S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) |
SMJHL Playoffs
| S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) |
| S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) |
| Awards |
Awards Won
| S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman
| S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team
| S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede)
Awards Nominated
| S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP)
| S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| Movement and Contracts |
| S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA
| S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA
| S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals
| S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans
| S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede
| S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede
| S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus,
| S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede
| S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede
| S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede
| S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede
| S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede
HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
The first time I ever encountered a goose was started out surprisingly pleasant. I mean the goose was chill which made me chill. But then... shit got real. The goose came at me out of nowhere, completely unprovoked and all I could do is stare helplessly. HONQUE is what I heard. Over and over and over HONQUE HONQUE HONQUE. As the goose stole my rank and then my hat... HONQUE. I mean what was I supposed to do? I tried running but that only excited the goose. Eventually a swarm of his geesemates came crashing down on me. HONQUE over and over. My friends Silver and Luffy just stood their laughing at me as these geese kept honqueing at me. None of them ever bit me but the honqueing alone terrifies me to this day. Every time I hear a HONQUE I jump back about 10 feet and then start twitching. I want the honqueing to end.
Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!
Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074
Name: Charles Walker
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 19
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52
S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60
S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24
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SHL Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52
S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73
S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73
S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3
S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9
S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5
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Transactions:
Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft
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Awards and Accomplishments:
Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33
Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33
Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39
Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S40 IIHF Gold Medalist
S45 IIHF Silver Medalist
S48 IIHF Silver Medalist
S50 IIHF Gold Medalist
Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247
Name: Jaska Seppälä
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 7
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SMJHL Career Statistics
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Transactions:
Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft
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10-06-2019, 11:12 PM
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Gabriel Johnson @
Gwdjohnson phobia is a widespread phobia that has spread across the Anchorage Armada locker room. Big Wanger has stated that Gabe Johnson's play has been the most horrific thing he has ever seen and that the Armada management and coach staff's persistance to pair him up with Johnson has resulted in him seeking counselling and therapy on his free time. Wang noted that his fear of Johnson began when they were put together in Wang's first training camp in the SMJHL. Augustus was the most outspoken on this issue due to his inexperience with phobias as he believes that he was scared of nothing other than failure prior to meeting Johnson. Gabriel Johnson's call up to the Hamilton Steelhawks of the SHL has proven to be an overwhelmingly positive change for the Armada as all of the players who remain from last season have performed significantly better due to Johnson's absence. As the days pass without Gabe Johnson on the Armada, it is apparent that Wang and the entire Armada team is rejoicing, but have resorted to other methods of coping due to the deep mental scars that Johnson has made on everyone he has, and eventually will, play with.
10-06-2019, 11:12 PM Ferda Wrote: Gabriel Johnson having been called up the Hamilton Steelhawks of the SHL has proven to be an overwhelmingly positive change for the Armada as all of the players who remain from last season have performed significantly better due to Johnson's absence.
(S65) Ricky Koivu, RW (Anchorage Armada, Philadelphia Forge
Age: 19
TPE: 371
Drafted (SMJHL): 12th Overall (ANC) in S64
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (PHI) in S65
Anchorage Armada (S64-)
Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pts
Season-by-Season Statistics:
(ANC) S64 SMJHL Regular Season: 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
(ANC) S64 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pt
(S48) Gabriel Johnson, D (Retired, formerly player of ANC, HAM, SEA, EDM and ATL)
Age: 33
TPE: 1933
Drafted (SMJHL): 17th Overall (ANC) in S47
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (HAM) in S48
Anchorage Armada (S47-S49)
Hamilton Steelhawks (S50-S57)
Seattle Argonauts (S58-)
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Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 150 GP: 22G, 52A, 74pts | -12 | 84 HIT | 132 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 16 GP: 1G, 8A, 9pts | -6 | 12 HIT | 22 SB
Career Total (Regular Season - SHL): 300 GP: 57G, 165A, 222pts | +95 | 268 HIT | 397 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SHL): 61 GP: 12G, 28A, 40pts | +3 | 76 HIT | 167 SB
Career Accolades:
S47 WJC Best Rookie
S48 WJC Gold Medalist
Named Assistant Captain of ANC in S49
Runner-up for SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike in S49
Called up to Hamilton Steelhawks in S50
S50 SHL All-Rookie Team
S51 Challenge Cup
S53 Anton Razov Nominee
S53 Challenge Cup
S54 IIHF Gold Medalist
S55 IIHF Bronze Medalist
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Season-by-Season Statistics:
(ANC) S47 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 2G, 11A, 13pts | +14 | 49 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S47 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 6 HIT | 1 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 17A, 26pts | -23 | 10 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 1G, 7A, 8pts | -5 | 6 HIT | 21 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 11G, 24A, 35pts | -5 | 25 HIT | 46 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Playoffs: 13 GP: 2G. 6A, 8pts | -4 | 10 HIT | 18 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 16A, 25pts | -5 | 27 HIT | 54 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 5G, 9A, 14pts | +8 | 5 HIT | 32 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 24A, 33pts | +17 | 25 HIT | 57 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Playoffs: 14 GP: 0G, 6A, 6pts | -4 | 16 HIT | 34 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 10G, 24A, 34pts | +0 | 20 HIT | 58 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Playoffs: 5 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 7 HIT | 11 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 15G, 32A, 47pts | +15 | 74 HIT | 69 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 4G, 7A, 11pts | +4 | 26 HIT | 40 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 8G, 36A, 44pts | +35 | 60 HIT | 68 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 3G, 5A, 8pts | -4 | 22 HIT | 50 SB
(HAM) S55 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 6G, 33A, 39pts | +33 | 62 HIT | 91 SB
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Job History:
Russia WJC Head GM (S47)
SMJHL Media Grading Team (S48-S52)
SHL All-Star Voting Committee (S48-)
Canada WJC Head GM (S48)
Co-GM of Canada IIHF Team (S49-S51)
SMJHL Awards Committee (S49-S52)
Canada Federation Head (S51-S53)
SMJHL PT Director (S53-)
Vancouver Whalers Interim Co-GM (S53)
Hamilton Steelhawks Co-GM (S53-)
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Accolades:
Managed Canada to S48 WJC Gold
Managed Canada to S50 IIHF Bronze
Won Joe McKeil Award for Best Coach in S53
Managed Hamilton to S53 Challenge Cup
Scott Stevens Nominee for Best Defenseman in S63
Ferda Bank Manager
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10-06-2019, 11:16 PM Gwdjohnson Wrote: 10-06-2019, 11:12 PM Ferda Wrote: Gabriel Johnson having been called up the Hamilton Steelhawks of the SHL has proven to be an overwhelmingly positive change for the Armada as all of the players who remain from last season have performed significantly better due to Johnson's absence.
I mean the stats don't lie...
[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE
Born: S39
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 188 lbs
Number: 86
Position: Hybrid Defender
Birth Place: Vienna, Austria
Residence: Toronto, Canada
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00
S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02
S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01
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SMJHL Post Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00
S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary
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Timeline:
S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history.
S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship
Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3
Alias: the Augment
Born: 9/4/1995
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 228 lbs
Number: 19
Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149
S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144
S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152
S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199
S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18| -05| SHT: 166
S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185
S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177
S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196
S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193
S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252
S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14| -03| SHT: 216
S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206
S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214
S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213
S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208
S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193
S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178
S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124
S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02
S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28
S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06
S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12
S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16
S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19
S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00
S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|: -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04
S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10
S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04
S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107|
S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145|
S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130|
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17|
S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| : +2| PIM: 12| H: 31|
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International Hockey Statistics (IIHF):
S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16
S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| : -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25
S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32
S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38
S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47
S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44
S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51
S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42
S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36
S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61
S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61
S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56
S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton
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Contracts:
S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna
S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton
S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary
S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary
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Awards:
S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie
S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP
S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player
S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User
S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award
S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward
S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29)
S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
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Timeline:
S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton
S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons
S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria
S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF
S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons
S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee
S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department
S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216)
S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208)
S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47
S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years
S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48
S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award
S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy
S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player)
S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship)
S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’
S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons
S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585)
S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL
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Trades:
S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons
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TPE at the start of each season:
S37 - 751 TPE
S38 - 937 TPE
S39 - 1,114 TPE
S40 - 1,298 TPE
S41 - 1,465 TPE
S42 - 1,646 TPE
S42 - 1,858 TPE
S43 - 2,041 TPE
S44 - 2,109 TPE
S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final)
Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present
Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114
Seasons: 4
Playoffs: 4
Series Wins: 3
Challenge Cups: 0
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Regular Season Record:
S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44
- Division Winner
- 1st Round Bye
- Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals
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S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62
- Division Winner
- Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton
- Western Conference Championship Series
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S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Wins against: Los Angeles
- Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals
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S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Lost to Seatlle in round 1
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Growing up and to this day Vent has a huge spider phobia. He hates the little 8-legged monsters. Vent is a 6’6 beast of a monster but if a monster is anywhere close to the man, he will sprint away from it. His phobia all started when he was younger back at his parents home in Czech. He was playing outside and was near his families outdoor shed. As he got closer, he noticed a giant web going across the entire side of the shed. In the middle of the shed was a big yellow and black spider sitting there not moving. As Vent got close the spider jumped off his web and towards Vent. This sent Vent screaming and running away trying to get the spider off of him. When he stopped moving, he quickly scanned his body for the deadly creature but thankfully found it nowhere. However, Vent felt like his hand was wet and put his hand up to his face. From his index finger to his thumb his skin was covered in blood. Vent ran inside and washed his hand and found no cuts on his hand or anywhere for where the blood could of came from. To this day Vent has always and will always be deathly afraid of any type of spider.
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David Vent || Vancouver Whalers/Czechia || Defensemen
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David Vent||Manhattan Rage/Kelowna Knights/Czechia||Retired
Birthplace: Czech Republic
49 Career Fights. Record 19:wins|6:losses|24:ties
S52 Challenger Cup Champion
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SHL Total Stats
Career(G:68|A:169|Points:260|Hits:691|SB:713)
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SHLTotal Playoff Stats
Career(G:9|A:30|Points:39|Hits:122|SB:116)
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SMJHL Total Stats
Career(G:10|A:75|Points:85|Hits:286|SB:230)
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International Play
WJC Career (G:8|A:46|Points:54|Hits:164|SB:148)
IIHF Career (G:7|A:32|Points:39|Hits:107|SB:122)
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Awards and Records
S59 IIHF Silver Medal
S53 Named Captain for the Manhattan Rage
S52 Challenger Cup Winner
S52 Named Assistant Captain for the Czechia IIHF Team
S50 Named Assistant Captain for the Manhattan Rage
S50 IIHF Bronze Medal
S49 Named Assistant Captain for the UCORCAL WJC Team
S48 Named Assistant Captain for the Kelowna Knights
S47 Named Captain of the Czech WJC Team
S46 WJC Gold Medal Winner
S46 Laurifier Trophy
S44 WJC Gold Medal Winner
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Records
Czech WJC Career Major Penalties: 5
Czech WJC Career Fights: 5
Czech WJC Career Fight Ties: 2
Czech WJC Career Fight Wins: 2
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Sig credit: Ragnar, Carpy48, High Stick King
Ivan Lacksamus || RW || Detroit Falcons
Number: 14
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Switzerland
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Tony Pepperoni is scared of only one thing in the entire world, and that's the salad lobbyists. Think about it, if they can have the whole globe (hollow earth 2023) convinced that salad actually exists, then what else are they capable of? I wouldn't be surprised if this salad conspiracy goes all the way to the top. You can find pictures of almost any world elite eating salad. Putin. Eating Salad. Trump. Eating Salad. Ariane Grande. EATING SALAD! How has the truth been swept under the rug of lettuce and not yet been eaten away by all the delicious dressing that has been poured atop it!
Salad is a social construct that tears at the very foundation of society. I do not wish to stand by while my friends and family eat a glorified vegetable platter and think that they're getting a full-blown meal! That's lunacy! These salad lobbyists think that they can do this right under our noses with no consequences. If you're like me and want to stand up to these invisible salad guardians (They're invisible metaphorically, not literally. I'm not crazy) then join TPAOFAS (Tony Pepperoni and others fighting against salad). What really scares me is if we don't get the support, we're going to lose what we value most. A world without salad.
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There are not many things Boris is afraid of. Grizzly bears, more like life size teddy bear. Water, more like virgin vodka. Communism, more like piece of shit government. However there is one thing that strike fear in the eyes of the beast, and that is priests! Boris has been terrified of anything religious since he learned about the crusaders in grade school history. So motivated and powerful, doing the work of God. Their goal was to slay the beasts that stood in christianity, and Boris fears his status as a “beast” draws unnecessary attention to himself. Even as a young child he fought the priest when he was given his first communion as he thought the wine was poisoned. Thank goodness in North America religion is so washed, Boris doesn’t really have anything to fear. Some reporters have speculated that was why he left Ukraine, but we’ve never been able to get confirmation from him.
First ever Yukon Malamute draft pick (1st overall S65)
Boris Poroshenko || Power Forward Center|| Chicago Syndicate/Scarecrows
Name: Boris Poroshenko
Nationality: Ukrainian
Height: 6"3
Weight: 230
Number: 7
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Career Statistics:
(FHM) SHL Regular Season:
S53 | 50 GP | 12 G | 27 A | 39 P | 39 +/- | 4 PPP | 29 PIM | 128 H | 16 SB
S54 | 50 GP | 10 G | 22 A | 32 P | 16 +/- | 4 PPP | 30 PIM | 123 H | 5 SB
S55 | 50 GP | 11 G | 17 A | 28 P | 15 +/- | 5 PPP | 30 PIM | 96 H | 3 SB
S56 | 50 GP | 17 G | 32 A | 49 P | 40 +/- | 5 PPP | 30 PIM | 153 H | 12 SB
S57 | 66 GP | 23 G | 29 A | 52 P | 19 +/- | 6 PPP | 34 PIM | 220 H | 53 SB
S58 | 66 GP | 13 G | 38 A | 51 P | 45 +/- | 3 PPP | 21 PIM | 132 H | 53 SB
S59 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | 33 +/- | 1 PPP |120 PIM |404 H | 54 SB
S60 | 66 GP | 28 G | 31 A | 59 P | 11 +/- | 2 PPP |153 PIM |416 H | 37 SB
S61 | 66 GP | 21 G | 31 A | 52 P | 31 +/- | 0 PPP |16 PIM | 112 H | 51 SB
S62 | 66 GP | 7 G | 27 A | 34 P | 22 +/- | 0 PPP |14 PIM | 116 H | 52 SB
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(FHM) SHL Playoffs Season:
S53 | 11 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 6 PIM | 31 H | 17 SB
S55 | 20 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 P | 1 +/- | 0 PPP | 4 PIM | 38 H | 3 SB
S56 | 6 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | 4 +/- | 0 PPP | 4 PIM | 15 H | 6 SB
S57 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -5 +/- | 0 PPP | 10 PIM | 15 H | 5 SB
S58 | 5 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 3 +/- | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 9 H | 7 SB
S59 | 6 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | 3 +/- | 0 PPP |6 PIM | 50 H | 6 SB
S60 | 23 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | 1 +/- | 1 PPP |28 PIM | 112 H | 28 SB
S61 | 11 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | 1 +/- | 1 PPP |2 PIM | 26 H | 7 SB
S62 | 10 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -1 +/- | 1 PPP |2 PIM | 25 H | 5 SB
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Career Transactions:
S46 Undrafted SMJHL Free Agent Signed 1 year contract with St. Louis Scarecrows
S47 Drafted to New England Wolfpack 49th Overall
S54 off season trade From New England to New Orleans
S56 Signed with Calgary in Free Agency
S60 Signed with Chicago in Free Agency
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Career Achievements:
4 Star Cup Winner S46 with St. Louis Scarecrows
President Trophy team S53 with New England Wolfpack
Western Conference playoff champions S55 with New Orleans
S57 Most hits in the regular season as a forward
S59 Most hits in the regular season
S59 Latest SHL playoff goal ever scored (FHM era) at 3:53 of the 4th overtime
S59 Turd Ferguson Trophy Winner
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Oles Kobliska || Speedy Center || Yukon Malamutes/Edmonton Blizzard
Name: Oles Kobliska
Nationality: Ukraine
Height: 6"3
Weight: 210
Number: 77
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S66 | 66 GP | 33 G | 55 A | 88 P | 36 +/- | 32 PPP | 23 PIM | 94 H | 22 SB
S67 | 66 GP | 28 G | 43 A | 71 P | 13 +/- | 32 PPP | 28 PIM | 90 H | 28 SB
S68 | 66 GP | 28 G | 47 A | 75 P | -8 +/- | 24 PPP | 34 PIM | 96 H | 33 SB
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SMJHL Playoffs Season:
S66 | 7 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 3 +/- | 2 PPP | 2 PIM | 13 H | 0 SB
S67 | 14 GP | 2 G | 11 A | 13 P | -5 +/- | 2 PPP | 6 PIM | 18 H | 10 SB
S68 | 10 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | -7 +/- | 3 PPP | 2 PIM | 22 H | 3 SB
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
S69 | 66 GP | 22G | 20 A | 42 P | -4 +/- | 4 PPP | 28 PIM |52 H | 11 SB
S70 | 66 GP | 23 G | 29 A | 51 P | 10 +/- | 0 PPP | 31 PIM | 52 H | 11 SB
S71 | 66 GP | 28 G | 53 A | 81 P | 39 +/- | 3 PPP | 34 PIM | 117 H | 17 SB
S72 | 66 GP | 24 G | 46 A | 70 P | 23 +/- | 10 PPP | 49 PIM | 98 H | 10 SB
S73 | 66 GP | 33 G | 41 A | 74 P | 50 +/- | 10 PPP | 36 PIM | 136 H | 14 SB
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SHL Playoffs Season:
S69 | 9 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 3 P | -4 +/- | 0 PPP | 4 PIM | 10 H | 1 SB
S70 | 5 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 2 H | 1 SB
S71 | 14 GP | 3 G | 17 A | 20 P | 14 +/- | 3 PPP | 4 PIM | 22 H | 5 SB
S72 | 15 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -2 +/- | 1 PPP | 10 PIM | 26 H | 2 SB
S73 | 22 GP | 16 G | 15 A | 31 P | 19 +/- | 2 PPP | 8 PIM | 38 H | 6 SB
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Career Transactions:
S65 SMJHL 1st overall draft pick (Yukon)
S66 SHL 7th overall (Edmonton)
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Career Achievements:
S66 SMJHL All Star Team
S67 SMJHL All Star Team
S68 SMJHL All Star Team
S66 SMJHL Points leader (88 points as a 350 tpe player)
S66 Alex Light Trophy Winner
S66 Jared Hanson Trophy
S68 WJC Silver Medal
2nd most career assists ever in the SMJHL (171)
3rd most career points ever in the SMJHL (273)
S73 Challenge Cup Champions (Edmonton Blizzard)
S73 Anton Razov Award Winner (Playoff MVP)
S74 All Star Western Conference
Kryyst’s biggest phobia is fish. It isn’t the type of phobia that terrifies him every day or makes his life difficult. It’s just the type of phobia that prevents him from swimming in lakes, rivers, and the ocean. His mother thinks it stems from an incident when he was a kid and he was fishing with his father and uncle. He had a bite on the line and stepped backward into the bucket of fish causing him to slip and fall backwards out of the boat and into the water. This is a plausible possibility. Kryyst is fully aware that being afraid of fish is stupid and most fish can’t harm him. He can still go to aquariums and see fish at a market, but admittedly is a bit creeped out. He has tried to get over his phobia through conditioning, but that has been a failure. Once he tried to place his hand into a tank of “doctor dish”, a type of fish that eat the dead sin off your hands and feet… that did not go well and he had a minor panic attack. Something irrational takes over in those situations and he can’t control himself.
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Barney Stinson || D || RETIRED || Elected HoF S42
Name: Barney Stinson
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
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SHL Career Statistics
Career: GP: 957, G: 128, A: 462, P: 590, +/- -15, PIMS: 1353, H: 2704, SB: 1300, PPG: 69, PPA: 127
S38 WKP: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- 0, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 0, PPG: 0, PPA: 0
S38 BUF: GP: 16, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -7, PIMS: 4, H: 16, SB: 17, PPG: 1, PPA: 0
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 26, P: 29, +/- 3, PIMS: 58, H: 135, SB: 74, PPG: 1, PPA: 7
S36 BUF: GP: 15, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/- 2, PIMS: 28, H: 47, SB: 27, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S36 SEA: GP: 35, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 6, PIMS: 54, H: 122, SB: 84, PPG: 1, PPA: 6
S35 SEA: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/- -11, PIMS: 111, H: 250, SB: 85, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S34 SEA: GP: 36, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/- -1, PIMS: 68, H: 118, SB: 56, PPG: 2, PPA: 2
S34 EDM: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/- -4, PIMS: 14, H: 53, SB: 22, PPG: 0, PPA: 1
S33 EDM: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 38, P: 44, +/- -15, PIMS: 65, H: 180, SB: 65, PPG: 5, PPA: 15
S32 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 28, P: 36, +/- 12, PIMS: 62, H: 135, SB: 67, PPG: 4, PPA: 8
S31 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 42, P: 50, +/- 14, PIMS: 86, H: 224, SB: 88, PPG: 4, PPA: 6
S30 MIN: GP: 50, G: 7, A:39, P: 46, +/- 3, PIMS: 40, H: 192, SB: 61, PPG: 5, PPA: 7
S29 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A:32, P: 47, +/- 8, PIMS: 81, H: 207, SB: 85, PPG: 6, PPA: 13
S28 TOR: GP: 50, G: 9, A:30, P: 39, +/- 14, PIMS: 78, H: 187, SB: 61, PPG: 4, PPA: 10
S27 TOR: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/- 4, PIMS: 54, H: 70, SB: 56, PPG: 3, PPA: 7
S26 EDM: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 14, P: 17, +/- 6, PIMS: 52, H: 50, SB: 65, PPG: 2, PPA: 3
S25 EDM: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/- -2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 14, PPG: 1, PPA: 2
S25 NEW: GP: 38, G: 7, A: 16, P: 23, +/- -5, PIMS: 74, H: 101, SB: 62, PPG: 6, PPA: 6
S24 MAN: GP: 52, G: 8, A: 32, P: 40, +/- -4, PIMS: 96, H: 156, SB: 60, PPG: 4, PPA: 13
S23 TOR: GP: 52, G: 10, A: 24, P: 34, +/- -6, PIMS: 113, H: 141, SB: 80, PPG: 4, PPA: 5
S22 TOR: GP: 52, G: 5, A: 20, P: 25, +/- -21, PIMS: 91, H: 95, SB: 65, PPG: 3, PPA: 4
S21 TOR: GP: 52, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/- -7, PIMS: 70, H: 87, SB: 49, PPG: 8, PPA: 9
SMJHL Career Statistics
S20 KEL: GP: 40, G: 8, A: 25, P: 33, +/-: 1, PIMS: 55, H: 74, SB: 58, PPG: 7, PPA: 4
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/-: 15, PIMS: 47, H: 54, SB: 45, PPG: 8, PPA: 11
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Transactions:
Elected Hall of Fame S42, second ballot
S34-38 Traded to Buffalo, traded to WKP
S34 Traded to Seattle
S31 Signed 3-year $??M deal with Edmonton
S30 Signed 1-year $12M deal with Minnesota
S29 winner of Scott Stevens Trophy for Best Defenseman
S29 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
S28 Signed 1-year $5M deal with Toronto
S27 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
Traded to EDM at the S25 deadline
Traded to NEW in S25
S24 All-Star Team
Signed 2-year/$18M deal with Manhattan
Signed 2-year/$7M deal with Toronto
S20 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)
Named Assistant Captain for S20 Kelowna Knights
Signed 2-year/$6.5M deal with Toronto
Drafted 17th Overall in S20 SHL Entry Draft by Toronto North Stars
S19 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)
Named to the S19 Rookie Squad in the Super Series (Rookies v Send Downs)
Signed 1-yr/$2.0mil deal with Kelowna
Drafted 38rd overall by Kelowna in the S19 Draft
Geezus Kryyst || G || Hamilton Steelhawks ||
Name: Geezus Kryyst
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
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SHL Career Statistics
S52 HAM: GP: 44, W: 29, L: 13, OTL: 2, PCT: .909, GAA: 3.03, SO: 2, MP: 2669, GA: 135, SA: 1483, S1: 5, S2: 1, S3: 3
S51 HAM: GP: 46, W: 28, L: 14, OTL: 3, PCT: .904, GAA: 3.06, SO: 6, MP: 2727, GA: 139, SA: 1454, S1: 5, S2: 2, S3: 1
S50 HAM: GP: 46, W: 26, L: 16, OTL: 2, PCT: .915, GAA: 2.77, SO: 1, MP: 2706, GA: 125, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 3, S3: 1
S49 HAM: GP: 44, W: 19, L: 21, OTL: 4, PCT: .902, GAA: 3.20, SO: 1, MP: 2664, GA: 142, SA: 1453, S1: 3, S2: 1, S3: 3
S48 HAM: GP: 42, W: 24, L: 14, OTL: 4, PCT: .917, GAA: 2.64, SO: 3, MP: 2547, GA: 112, SA: 1351, S1: 5, S2: 4, S3: 1
S47 HAM: GP: 44, W: 16, L: 23, OTL: 5, PCT: .907, GAA: 3.09, SO: 3, MP: 2657, GA: 137, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 4, S3: 0
S46 HAM: GP: 44, W: 25, L: 14, OTL: 5, PCT: .899, GAA: 3.14, SO: 2, MP: 2583, GA: 135, SA: 1336, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1
S45 HAM: GP: 44, W: 18, L: 23, OTL: 2, PCT: .900, GAA: 3.21, SO: 2, MP: 2469, GA: 132, SA: 1317, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1
S44 HAM: GP: 44, W: 21, L: 17, OTL: 5, PCT: .909, GAA: 2.70, SO: 5, MP: 2508, GA: 113, SA: 1237, S1: 3, S2: 2, S3: 3
S43 HAM: GP: 44, W: 26, L: 17, OTL: 1, PCT: .896, GAA: 2.83, SO: 4, MP: 2392, GA: 113, SA: 1082, S1: 2, S2: 1, S3: 3
SMJHL Career Statistics
S42 HAL: GP: 43, W: 17, L: 24, OTL: 2, PCT: .874, GAA: 2.96, MP: 2374, GA: 117, SA: 925
S41 HAL: GP: 18, W: 3, L: 7, OTL: 1, PCT: .881, GAA: 3.39, MP: 779, GA: 44, SA: 370
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Transactions:
S51 Anton Razov Trophy (Playoff MVP)
S50 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Signed 3-year $30M Contract
S48 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Goals Against
S48 1-year $7M contract with Hamilton
S47 1-year $6M contract with Hamilton
S46 1-year $10M contract with Hamilton
S43 All-Rookie Team (Goalie)
S43 Ryan Jesster Award (Top Rookie) Nominee
S43 Called up to SHL Hamilton Steelhawks, Starter for 44 games
S42 Gold Medal World Junior Hockey Championship
S42 The Richard C. Hocolate Award (Halifax Best Goalie)
$3M Entry Level Contract
Selected 13th Overall by Halifax Raiders
Declared for S41 SMJHL Entry Draft