Miller's biggest phobia is being on the ice as the same time as Gabriel Johnson ( @Gwdjohnson ). As I'm sure many other players on Hamilton can attest to, being on the ice with Gabe is absolutely terrifying as he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Scientifically, this is called Phallophobia, which is the fear of penises. And as i'm sure many people already know, Gabe's nickname is penis. So we have penis phobia. An example of how this phobia formed was when I was in Vancouver playing against Gabe. He looked completely lost. It was so easy to just skate around him and get a shot on net. Our gameplan against Anchorage was always just attack Gabe Johnson. Then, it was just making fun of him and glad we got to play against him. Then, Hamilton drafted him 2nd overall and everyone was just terrified of playing with him. This season, Gabe is up with the big boys and, let me tell you, he looks even more lost than in the SMJHL! Let me put this phobia into perspective for you: imagine playing hockey with Jack Johnson, except Jack is (somehow) 10x worse. That's what it's like playing with Gabe, and that's how my phallophobia started.