4. The Carolina Kraken have been hit by the injury bug in a spectacular fashion. Because the roster has been so depleted by injuries that Joseph Weston, the Assistant Captain to the Carolina Kraken, himself, must play out of position, instead of his normal Wing position. Obviously this can only mean one thing, that Joseph Weston must follow his true calling and play as a goalie. Joseph Weston has heard the calling to be a goalie for ages, but his current demands as a winger are where he spends most of his days. Weston tries to be adaptable and be in the right place at the right time, and this would be a huge boon as a goalie. Nothing is better than stopping shots as a goalie, no sir, and Joseph Weston being in the right place at the right time will be a huge help for that. Now it will just be figuring out how to design his goalie mask.

5. In response to The Most Generic Prompt of All Time, Joseph Weston is looking forward to planning in the offseason. He is planning on doing a great many things, including training, relaxing, and considering testing free agency. While these are all vague and generic answers, there are no better ones to give to the Most Generic Prompt of All Time. In truth, Joseph Weston wants to answer the Most Generic Prompt of All TIme honestly, that he is spending his offseason preparing for the move to Franchise Hockey Manager. This is a move and a decision that Joseph Weston wholeheartedly supports and is entirely in favor of. Joseph Weston has enjoyed his time with STHS, but FHM should help breath new life into the SHL. He, Joseph Weston himself, has felt bored with the current STHS usage despite the wonderful people on the website and in Discord. Weston can’t wait for the next season to be over.

7. Joseph Weston is huge on supporting local involvement with governmental institutions. The very foundations of democracy are built upon involvement with the government, and the SHL would do well to emulate that level of involvement from the ground up in all communities. The SHL can absolutely re-ignite the flame by increasing advertisement amongst lower involved areas. Many parts of the United States and Canada are not included in the SHL nor are they represented well at all. The recent move by the Montreal Militia to the Carolina Kraken was a good move to start expanding the areas that are uninfluenced by the SHL, despite the people who still complain about it. The SHL needs to expand further to increase the amount of people who have access to the teams and their stadiums, and increasing the variety in locations is a huge way to do it. Should the SHL not do this then they cannot possibly have anything else as an excuse for a drop in popularity.

9. Bless the SHL,
Some teams try their hardest here,
But some don’t at all.

10. The Carolina Kraken are proud to announce their partnership with Gatorade to create a new, never seen before, flavor, the likes of which cannot be matched. The Carolina Kraken are proud to announce, Krakcaine, a wild and innovative new flavor to pump up the people. This flavor is based upon the secret Carolina Kraken Krak-cocaine that is so loved by the Carolina SMJHL team and will exceed greatly the expected amount of sales. There will be no greater flavor in all of Gatorade history, as there exists no greater team in all of SMJHL history. A crisp and bright Orange that will be beautiful and unmatched across all of history, get your Krakcaine now.

15. A Geezus Kryyst has the absolute edge based upon being lights out during the playoffs. Being a hot goalie in playoffs is worth more than the regular season wins and that is a complete and total fact. It should be no surprise that recency is well and that the Challenge Cup is earned through playoffs and not the regular season.