Top Ten List of things Ethan Duncan is bad at

Ethan Duncan is good at hockey, but other sports not so much. You would think the hand-eye coordination required to deflect a puck would translate over to baseball, but he can barely bunt the ball 4 feet in front of the plate. At least he is fast enough to beat out a throw if need be.

Duncan is also bad at directions. One time he attempted to drive to a friend’s house near his hometown in the northern Virginia suburbs and wound up in D.C. instead. Another time, he nearly drove into Okanagan Lake in Kelowna because his GPS told him make a left onto route 97, but he went left too early.

Duncan likes to go to clubs, but is a bad wingman and often brings home the girls himself and leaves his buddies behind. I guess this is why he plays wing as he does like to be the center of attention.

Duncan likes to rush the enemy in all the first person shooter games and ends up dying quickly every time. He then decides to cry wall hacks and aimbot a lot in voice chat, embarrassing himself even further.

Duncan is a great decision maker on the ice and uses his positioning and vision to make plays. But, his decision making off the ice is something left to be desired. Once he saw an ambulance flying by him and instead of yielding completely, he decided to follow behind so he could beat traffic. Unsurprisingly, he was pulled over by the police and cited for it after being chewed out for it.

Duncan is also really bad at creating top ten lists and only managed five this time. He would count this one, but he’s also not good at counting for some reason.

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