I am going to go for physicality here. Trying to create a team with the most hits possible. here we go:

Left Wing: Kermit Murphy with 176 hits
Center: Jonathan Granstr?m with 174 hits
Right Wing: Ryan Rieley with 102 hits
Defence: Boris Petrov with a bone-crunching 238 hits!
Defence: Pasta the Turtle with 78 hits (technically 9th in hits amongst defencemen, but it's my line, so I get to be on it)

This is a line that would certainly be entertaining to watch, but not much fun to play against. Can't imagine a group of guys you would prefer to have out there defending a 1-0 lead, or to send out there in the hope of shifting momentum. Hits aren't everything when it comes to defence, but it speaks to some of the intangibles that affect things like momentum, team morale, as well as putting fans in the seats.