For centuries, tales have been told of the awardees. An ancient and noble circle of the most elite players of the SHL, the awardees have the God-given to display their engraved, pewter mannequins on the shelf of their holy choosing. However, the masses deserve their due, for without them funneling pucks their way and dodging their slap shots, the awardees would have no recognition of their own relatively-superior performances. In order to commemorate these poor souls, I would introduce an award that could be earned by anyone. It would be called the Rando Award. It is awarded to a random player that has played in the current season, excluding all those who have previously earned an award (including the Rando Award from past seasons). It's awarded at the very end of the ceremony. The pool of nominees gets adjusted for the previous award winners of the very same ceremony, and then a random number is drawn associated with the nominee's place in the pool. My player is the current recipient of the award because 1) his luck is unquestionable, and 2) it prevents him from eligibility of the award in the future, for the sake of the rest of the player base. So generous.