Prompt 1

Slap McShotty (in disguise): Sven, Sven! Fap Mc...Hotty here, what's your social security number?

Sven Yxskaft: Uh, I'm not going to divulge that. Next question.

Fap McHotty: Svenny! Fap McHotty again, what was your childhood dog's name? Was it the same as your mother's maiden name? And by the way, what is her maiden name?

Sven Yxskaft: Okay, enough with the identity theft. Anyone else other than McHotty? (Fap McHotty: Ooo why thank you!)

Reporter #5: Sven, how does it feel to be back on the bench and not managing--

Fap McHotty: Seven! Seven! How big is your yak shaft?

Sven Yxskaft: Seven feet long, I sling it over my shoulder. Now get out of here. Security? Yes, take him out.

Fap McHotty: Wait yakky! What's the girth? Is it comparable to a yak?!

Fap McHotty (being dragged away by security): Is it furry? Do female yaks congregate around you when in heat?!

Fap McHotty (echoing from the hallway): How much yak territory have you acquired? Will you become the de yakto ruler of the country's prairies? The world needs to know!