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Cap

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Back in my day when the Simulation Hockey League was first starting which was about 63 something years ago but that might be wrong because I do not count no good now a days since the accident back in ‘43 which makes it rough to remember if we used to smoke on the ice because that sort of thing could be normal back then which would be super rough on the memory. But I do think I remember ol billy bob banjo cracking out the banjo during intermission that one time way back when things were still back on the old sim format you know how it was with the things and the doohickies and the whatchamacallits and he would crack out that banjo, good ol billy bob banjo, and play it way old and good back in my day I tell you what kids these days d not know just how good they have it you know what I am saying?

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I think the most difficult thing you could do to make someone like Leviadan’s life more difficult after they have made the grave mistake of becoming the Point Task Director is to constantly bitch and moan and whine about all the ways things could be better without actually doing anything to make them better yourself and make sure you complain as much as possible on public forums like the Thunderdome just to especially whip everyone up into a frenzy to make complaining the standard until it fills into the responses for the prompts like a negative feedback loop because that would just be crazy and no one would ever do that huh

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Unfortunately I do not think that because the Los Angeles Panthers made the finals for the first time in forever and a new team in the finals was a nice thing to see but it was also probably the first time that has happened since maybe the Edmonton Blizzard made the finals which was such a long time ago. Parity is anything but solved and is going to continue to be a brutal thing for all people involved because we have not been able to figure out how to forget the situation of Hamilton and somehow it is not their fault entirely not at all. Parity is being worked on by the Head Office and I am extremely thankful for the work they do but I feel it will continue to be an uphill battle until somehow we can find a systematic change that makes people value the fun of the entire league instead of their own personal stat padding like the selfish people they are

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https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3184989 claiming 2 TPE from milestones

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In the millions upon millions of years that existed prior to the Simulation Hockey League, there once was a long and storied history of the DHL, the Dinosaurs Hockey League. This was a fantastical and ridiculous set of leagues that featured dinosaurs on ice skates in the incredible supercontinent Pangea, where dinosaurs of all eras somehow played together. There were spinosauruses that played net and blocked with their gigantic back fan while the brontosauruses would use their long necks to try and get around the opposing dinosaurs. After that there were monstrous Tyrannosaurus Rex players that would stomp on their competition and scream until they got their way, so things haven’t changed much there. This League was truly a fantastic place to watch until they all ended up realizing there was a single best way to play the game and that resulted in the same team winning over and over. Thankfully this issue was rectified by the giant meteor that proceeded to wipe out all life on the planet.