With a game that was tied at 2 a piece, Pasta the Turtle hops on the ice. While not known for his offensive prowess, he did for all intents and purposes put up some impressive numbers for Japan in the IIHF tournament. This success went straight to his head, as he imagined himself as the reincarnation of Bobby Orr. In his mind, he pinches in the offensive zone, disposes a defender, curls around the back of the net, feints a pass to a teammate at the netfront to make the goalie bite, then goes the really other way and buries a Michigan. The dream fades away with the sound of windchimes, and we zoom into an image of a Turtle who was sprawled on the ice, having realized too late that team mate Makrus "the Tater\" had kind of played one of his infamous pranks and tied his skate laces together. RIP to our heroic turte