S64 PT #2: Deficit
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bbjygm
Moderators Yogurt Lord
There are plenty of opportunities for raising money:
- Hook up treadmills in the bench area to a generator, force benched players to run on those treadmills, and sell back the power to the stadium. - Freeze fish under the ice to be later extracted for sale in the local fish market. - Sell the ice shavings from the Zamboni to the local Halloween enthusiast club so they can construct creepy snowmen in cemeteries in the fall. - Place each tooth lost during games under a pillow to collect tooth fairy money (NEW management has a contract with TFI (Tooth Fairy Inc) for higher rates of celebrity / athlete teeth). - Provide asbestos abatement services to local businesses and disperse the waste asbestos as an aerosol in the opposing team's locker room. - Receive payments from the government for injecting trackers directly from the seats into the ass-cheeks of people in the crowd, using exciting moments and loud noises in the game as a distraction from the brief moment of pain. |
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