Pasta the turtle has been pushing for a fantastic trick play, but has been met with unmitigated silence from his team mates, coaches and General managers. Essentially, I would see Pasta the Turtle established at the point of the first powerplay unit. The forwards could be any assortment of whoever has been out there. None of them seem to do much with the man advantage so it doesn't matter. In particular Makrus the Tater Jagr who fancies himself a premier passer and Sven (the lesser) svenchnikov who describes himself as a two way d-man have been particularly harmful. They can sit on the bench. Let's have Spartan, Valor, Julio and Lev lined up with me. They kinda screw around with the puck behind the enemy net, and intentionally lose the puck (something the aforementioned degenerates do constantly @taterswc @steveoiscool ). The gleeful defender, having received the gift-wrapped pass look to clear it down the ice. Pasta the turtle insterts his arms and legs into his shell and spins into the puck, creating the knucklepuck. I don't really care if it goes in the net,, but boom! short handed goal averted