Just like this prompt John Brown is ready and willing and able and eager to do everything possibly can or is able to to get every possible edge or advantage in the game and the competition. John Brown willing takes whatever shady or dishonest or disreputable opportunity that approaches him or comes knocking at his door to get his fill pregame meal to complete his pregame ritual even if that means meeting a shady man in a shady alleyway in a shady part of town, because the mental image of John Brown with his giant judicious beard wearing a trench coat, fedora, sunglasses, and trying to meet someone stealthily in the alleyway is just too funny to pass up. So picture this giant God-fearing dude pretending to act inconspicuous and receiving whatever strange and abnormal package necessary to get his pregame meal. Is that not the funniest idea in your head at this moment? Well John Brown finds it worth it.