I only seem to remember my dreams when I dream about something that's been stressing me IRL. So either work or school. I've never dreamed about sim leagues, so obviously you guys haven't stressed me out too much yet.

what do towels dream of when they take a little towel snooze, do they dream of knowing that they never need to bring a towel when theyre gonna get wet?

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!


DeMaricus Smyth || C || Hall of Fame ||New Orleans Specters/Czechia|| 1854 Peak
Name: DeMaricus Smyth
Hometown: Blansko, Czech Republic
Height: 6'2"
 Weight: 197
 Number: 42

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 Regular Season Stats:
SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 3   | A: 5   | P: 8   | +/-: -2    | PIM: 2   | SHT%: 6.67%   | MP: 536
SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 24 | P: 43 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 22 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1050
SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: +14 | PIM: 17 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1067
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SHL S41 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 |  +/-: +7 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 7.50% | MP: 951
SHL S42 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 18 | P: 37 |  +/-: -1 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 13.57% | MP: 1023
SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 22 | P: 41 |  +/-: +6 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 12.67% | MP: 1014
SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P: 28 |  +/-: +16 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 12.30% | MP: 966
SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 34 | SHT%: 8.80% | MP: 710
SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 28 | P: 44 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 9.36 | MP: 1,024
SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 28 | A: 34 | P: 62 | +/-: +27 | PIM: 38 | SHT%: 12.84% | MP: 1,146
SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P: 46 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 83 | SHT%: 11.56% | MP: 1,189
SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 35 | P: 54 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 58 | SHT%: 9.13% | MP: 1,166
SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 19 | P: 41 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 37 | SHT%: 12.22% | MP: 1,082
SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 27 | SHT%: 11.23% | MP: 1,123
SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 16| P: 35 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 9.84% | MP: 1,093
SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: | +/-: +1 | PIM: 45 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 1,179
SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 |  P: | +/-: +20 | PIM: 14 | SHT%: 6.4% | MP: 1,047
SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 18 | P: | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | SHT%: 7.8% | MP: 984
SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | P: | +/-: +9 | PIM: 138 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 842
SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: | +/-: -4 | PIM: 113| SHT%: 2.3%| MP: 821
SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: | +/-: -13 | PIM: 148 | SHT%: 3.9% | MP: 983
SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 13 | P: 17 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 73 | SHT%: 5.6% | MP: 980

SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 150 | G: 47 | A: 61 | P: 108 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 41 | SHT%: 13.58% | MP: 2653

SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 998 | G: 264 | A: 382 | P: 646 |  +/-: +159 | H: 2,361 | SHT: 2754 | PIM: 882 | SHT%: 11.18% | MP: 19,323
    SHL Total | SEA | GP: 150 | G: 50 | A: 58 | P: 108 |  +/-: +12 | PIM: 48 | SHT%: 11.11% | MP: 2,988
    SHL Total | EDM | GP: 100 | G: 26 | A: 33 | P: 59 |  +/-: +28 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 10.53% | MP: 1,676
    SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 500 | G: 174 | A: 249 | P: 423 | +/-: +137 | PIM: 300 | SHT%: 9.95% | MP: 11,033
    SHL Total | ATL | GP: 248 | G: 14 | A: 42 | P: 56 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 472 | SHT%: 4.53% | MP: 3,626

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Playoff Stats:
SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1   | +/-: +1   | PIM: 2   | SHT%: 0.00%   | MP: 136
SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 13 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 265
SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 137
SHL S41 | SEA | Did not make it
SHL S42 | SEA | Did not make it
SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135
SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 206
SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 18 | G: 6 | A: 2 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 13.95 | MP: 242
SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 11 | A: 6 | P: 17 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 16.42 | MP: 436
SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.14% | MP: 167
SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 7.41% | MP: 335
SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 4.17% | MP: 254
SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 6.90% | MP 226
SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 114
SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 7 | A: 3 | P: 10 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 7 | SHT%: 12.73% | MP: 331
SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 179
SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 4.5% | MP: 387
SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.4% | MP: 384
SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 190
SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 107
SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 162
SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 66

SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 28 | G: 3 | A: 10 | P: 13 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 5.17% | MP: 538  

SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 194 | G: 47 | A: 57 | P: 104 | +/-: -15 | PIM: 123 | SHT%: % | MP: 3,921
SHL Total | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135
SHL Total | EDM | GP: 29 | G: 10 | A: 7 | P: 17 | +/-: +5 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 14.93% | MP: 448
SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 123 | G: 32 | A: 48 | P: 80 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 69 | SHT%: | MP: 2813
SHL Total | ATL | GP: 36 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: | MP: 525

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International Play: Round Robin
IIHF S38  | CZE  | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00%   | MP: 33
WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 5   | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 4  | SHT% 18.18%  | MP: 89
IIHF S39 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 111
WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.00% | MP: 45
IIHF S40 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 178
WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 20:00% | MP: 123
IIHF S41 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 188
IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.71% | MP: 216
IIHF S43 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 215
IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 8.33% | MP: 214
IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 9.68% | MP: 226
IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 8 | P: 16 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 19.51% | MP: 287
IIHF S47 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.12% | MP: 289
IIHF S48 | CZE | GP: 12 | G:
IIHF S49 | CZE | GP:  
IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 104 | G: 23 | A: 36 | P: 59 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 10 | SHT%: 9.24% | MP: 1957
WJC Total | CZE | GP: 14 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 8 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 257

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International Play: Medal
IIHF S38  | CZE  | Did Not Advance
WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 2  | SHT%: 0.00%  | MP: 45
IIHF S39 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0 | MP: 16
IIHF S40 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 3 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 33.33% | MP: 62
IIHF S41 | CZE | Did Not Advance
IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 25.00% | MP: 22
IIHF S43 | CZE | Did Not Advance
IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 67
IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 21
IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 22
IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 5.56% | MP: 132
WJC Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P:  2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 15.38% | MP: 123

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Transactions:
- S38 SMJHL Draft 24 OA
- Signed a One-year $3 Million contract with the Scarecrows
- S39 SHL Draft 16OA by the Seattle Riot
- S39 Signed a Two-season $4 Million contract, with a team option, with the Seattle Riot
- Named S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Assistant Captain
- S41 Signed a Three-season $17 million contract with Seattle Riot
- S41 SHL Rookie Season with Seattle Riot
- S44 Signed Two-Season $11 million contract with Seattle Riot
- S43-44 Offseason Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
- S46 Signed Six-Season $30 Million Contract with the New Orleans Specters
- S56 Expansion Draft 15th Overall to the Atlanta Inferno
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Awards:
- S39 Laurifer Trophy: St. Louis Scarecrows || 34-14-2
- S39 Four Star Cup Championship: St. Louis Scarecrows || 8-5
- S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award
- S39 Oriens Trophy
- S39 Brodie Witzel Trophy Nominee
- S40 Raymond Lindsay Trophy
- S40 Jared Hanson Trophy
- S40 Roberto Martucci Trophy
- S40 Ideen Fallah Trophy
- S40 Zach Miller Trophy Nominee
- S40 WJC Gold
- S41 SHL All Rookie Team
- S44 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 35-11-4
- S45 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 41-6-3
- S45 Challenge Cup Champions: Edmonton Blizzard || 12-6
- S47 First Team All-Star
- S47 Ron Mexico Trophy
- S47 Sarmad Khan Throphy
- S47 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy
- S47 Jay McDonald Trophy
- S49 SHL First Team All-Star
- S49 Ron Mexico Nomination
- S49 Damian Littleton Trophy
- S49 IIHF Bronze Medal
- S51 SHL Third Team All-Star
- S53 IIHF Silver Medal
- S54 Challenge Cup Champions: New Orleans Specters
- S54 IIHF Bronze Medal
- S58 Turd Ferguson Trophy
- S59 IIHF Silver Medal
- S61 Hall of Fame




DeMaricus Smyth || IIHF GM || Czechia || S38 -  
IIHF Overall Record: 98-97-23
- S38 Round Robin: 4-6-0
- S39 Round Robin: 4-6-0
- S40 Round Robin: 2-3-5
- S41 Round Robin: 2-7-1
- S42 Quarterfinals: 4-5-2
- S43 Round Robin: 3-7-0
- S44 4th Place: 7-6-0
- S45 Quarterfinals: 6-5-0
- S46 Quarterfinal: 7-6-0
- S47 Round Robin: 3-7-2
- S48 Round Robin:2-8-2
- S49 Bronze Medal: 9-5-1
- S50 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1
- S51 4th Place: 9-3-2
- S52 Group Stage: 3-6-3
- S53 Silver Medal: 9-4-2
- S54 Bronze Medal: 10-3-1
- S55 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1

WJC Overall Record: 22-13-2
- S38 | EUC | Semifinals: 4-3-0
- S39 | EUC | Semifinals: 3-1
- S40 | EUE | Gold Medal: 6-3-0
- S49 | UCORCAL | 4th Place: 9-6-0


I I I I

Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.

I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.

The weirdest dream I ever had as a kid was a fever dream that I had. I had a fever of like 103 and my parents decided it was a good idea to let me watch Alice In Wonderland. I was seeing that fucking cat face everywhere for like 2 weeks afterwards and I still refuse to watch that movie like 18 years later.

Willow Söderberg-Snooks || RD || Los Angeles Panthers || S69-
Name: Willow Söderberg-Snooks 
Birthplace: Östersund, Sweden
Height: 5'7" 
Weight: 150
Number: 97
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Regular Season Stats
S69 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 20 | PTS: 21 | BLK: 198 | +/-: -9 
S70 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 12 | PTS: 16 | BLK: 247 | +/-: -10
S71 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | PTS: 25 | BLK: 294 | +/-: 15 
S72 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 12 | PTS: 16 | BLK: 247 | +/-: 10
S73 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 32 | PTS: 42 | BLK: 137 | +/-: -24 
S74 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 45 | PTS: 63 | BLK: 137 | +/-: 2 
S75 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 29 | PTS: 50 | BLK: 105 | +/-: -6
S76 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 53 | PTS: 65 | BLK: 127 | +/-: 52 
S77 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 43 | PTS: 57 | BLK: 115 | +/-: 44 
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Playoffs Stats
S69 | REG | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | PTS: 2 | BLK: 11 | +/-: -2
S71 | REG | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 6 | PTS: 7 | BLK: 45 | +/-: 6 
S72 | REG | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | PTS: 4 | BLK: 10 | +/-: 0
S73 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 1 | PTS: 2 | BLK: 12 | +/-: -4 
S74 | SFP | GP: 17 | G: 3 | A: 5 | PTS: 8 | BLK: 23 | +/-: 0 
S74 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | BLK: 9 | +/-: -4
S76 | SFP | GP: 21 | G: 8 | A: 13 | PTS: 21 | BLK: 44 | +/-: 14 
S77 | SFP | GP: 18 | G: 6 | A: 10 | PTS: 16 | BLK: 41 | +/-: 5 
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Achievements
Drafted 24th OA by Regina Elk
Drafted 7th OA by San Francisco Pride
Won S76 Challenge Cup with San Francisco Pride
Won S73, S75 IIHF Gold Medal with Sweden

Evgeni Petrov || G || Newfoundland Berserkers/Atlanta Inferno || S58-S69
Name: Evgeni Petrov
Birthplace: Volgograd, Russia
Height: 6'6''
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 97
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Regular Season Stats
S58 | NL | GP: 21 | W: 14 | L: 6 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.15 | SV%: 0.894 | SO: 5
S59 | NL | GP: 22 | W: 12 | L: 6 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.28 | SV%: 0.896 | SO: 3
S60 | NL | GP: 44 | W: 38 | L: 4 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: 0.914 | SO: 3
S61 | NL | GP: 39 | W: 22 | L: 13 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.44 | SV%: 0.914 | SO: 3
S62 | ATL | GP: 22 | W: 9 | L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 3.20 | SV%: 0.908 | SO: 2
S63 | ATL | GP: 28 | W: 15 | L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.83 | SV%: 0.917 | SO: 1
S64 | ATL | GP: 52 | W: 31 | L: 15 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.75 | SV%: 0.915 | SO: 6
S65 | ATL | GP: 49 | W: 27 | L: 17 | OTL: 4 | GAA: 2.96 | SV%: 0.913 | SO: 3
S66 | ATL | GP: 49 | W: 36 | L: 11 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.52 | SV%: 0.905 | SO: 5
S67 | ATL | GP: 48 | W: 34 | L: 12 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.63 | SV%: 0.911 | SO: 6
S68 | ATL | GP: 48 | W: 36 | L: 11 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.51 | SV%: 0.919 | SO: 4
S69 | ATL | GP: 49 | W: 29 | L: 15 | OTL: 4 | GAA: 3.38 | SV%: 0.888 | SO: 1
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Playoffs Stats
S59 | NL | GP: 2 | W: 0 | L: 0 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 4.65 | SV%: 0.889 | SO:
S60 | NL | GP: 14 | W: 10 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.71 | SV%: 0.923 | SO: 3
S61 | NL | GP: 14 | W: 8 | L: 5 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.54 | SV%: 0.919 | SO: 0
S63 | ATL | GP: 1 | W: 0 | L: 0 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 3.54 | SV%: 0.875 | SO: 0
S64 | ATL | GP: 21 | W: 13 | L: 7 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.94 | SV%: 0.928 | SO: 0
S65 | ATL | GP: 12 | W: 7 | L: 3 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.87 | SV%: 0.913 | SO: 0
S66 | ATL | GP: 21 | W: 16 | L: 5 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.86 | SV%: 0.889 | SO: 2
S67 | ATL | GP: 11 | W: 7 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.95 | SV%: 0.891 | SO: 0
S68 | ATL | GP: 12 | W: 7 | L: 4 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.92 | SV%: 0.889 | SO: 0
S69 | ATL | GP: 14 | W: 7 | L: 7 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 3.58 | SV%: 0.875 | SO: 1
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Achievements
Drafted 15th OA by Newfoundland Berserkers
Drafted 34th OA by Atlanta Inferno
All time Berserker of the Game Leader
S60 Cedric Robinson Award Winner
S60 Four Star Cup Champion
S66 Challenge Cup Champion
S67 John McBride Award Winner 
S68 John McBride Award Winner

It's been a long road for me, and for as long as I can remember I have never been able to remember my dreams. The Sad reality of it is, I wish I could, so I could have great stories to share.

I once had a dream of being back with my family, where I am originally from.  I woke up abruptly, but it wasn't a bad dream, just an intense one.

                                                                               

My dream is that one day this league will fix the terrible lack of parity that seems to exist and potentially fix some of the excessive testing that is allowed for teams to consistently break the sim engine no matter which one we use.

Most of my dreams are nightmares. Not always wake up screaming and sweat nightmares, but sometimes. So I don't think they'd be appropriate to share. Very rarely are there actually good dreams.

S61 | Melvin Majestik-Moose | Defender | 2051 TPE

Nevada Battleborn Captain and Assistant Captain

Chicago Syndicate and Assistant Captain & Co-GM

Jess's Favorite Battlebaby

S61 1st Overall

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Career Stats:

To Be Determined Probably Never

S79 | Jeremy Snugglemuffin III| Defender | 634 TPE

I have gained the power to lucid dream and always kick myself when I fail to write down whatever happened because some of these ideas would be great writing material.

Kelly McMahon | RW | Great Falls Grizzlies | 373 TPE

Birthplace: Huddersfield, Great Britain

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 215 lbs

Number: 29

S81 SMJHL Draft: Round 1 Pick 11 by Great Falls Grizzlies

S82 SHL Draft: Round 1 Pick 18 by Montreal Patriotes

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SHL Regular Season Statistics

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SHL Playoff Statistics

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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics

| S81 | GFG | 66 GP | 13 G | 20 A | 33 P | -34 | 22 SB | 30 PIM | 104 Hits |

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SMJHL Playoff Statistics

| S81 | GFG | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -6 | 2 SB | 0 PIM | 4 Hits |

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Awards and Accolades

Julian Eaglesong | C | Edmonton Blizzard | 1377 Peak TPE

Name: Julian Eaglesong

Birthplace: Cologne, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 220 lbs

Number: 91

S65 SMJHL Draft: Round 1 Pick 7 by Carolina Kraken

S66 SHL Draft: Round 1 Pick 15 by Edmonton Blizzard

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SHL Regular Season Statistics

| S69 | EDM | 66 GP | 21 G | 28 A | 49 P | +6 | 30 SB | 31 PIM | 48 Hits |

| S70 | EDM | 66 GP | 15 G | 39 A | 54 P | +16 | 48 SB | 36 PIM | 102 Hits |

| S71 | EDM | 66 GP | 15 G | 32 A | 48 P | +8 | 30 SB | 30 PIM | 56 Hits |

| S72 | EDM | 66 GP | 35 G | 33 A | 68 P | +32 | 56 SB | 40 PIM | 74 Hits |

| S73 | EDM | 66 GP | 32 G | 29 A | 61 P | +50 | 42 SB | 24 PIM | 67 Hits |

| S74 | EDM | 66 GP | 46 G | 48 A | 94 P | +59 | 42 SB | 46 PIM | 82 Hits |

| S75 | EDM | 66 GP | 23 G | 38 A | 61 P | +33 | 30 SB | 22 PIM | 50 Hits |

| S76 | EDM | 66 GP | 44 G | 43 A | 87 P | -23 | 31 SB | 74 PIM | 73 Hits |

| S77 | EDM | 66 GP | 29 G | 40 A | 69 P | -66 | 13 SB | 64 PIM | 58 Hits |

| S78 | EDM | 66 GP | 14 G | 34 A | 48 P | -60 | 15 SB | 34 PIM | 70 Hits |

| S79 | EDM | 66 GP | 14 G | 34 A | 48 P | -60 | 24 SB | 20 PIM | 62 Hits |

| S80 | EDM | 66 GP | 11 G | 14 A | 25 P | -64 | 15 SB | 12 PIM | 49 Hits |

| Career | 792 GP | 300 G | 412 A | 712 P | -69 | 376 SB | 433 PIM | 791 Hits |

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SHL Playoff Statistics

| S69 | EDM | 9 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | +4 | 8 SB | 0 PIM | 10 Hits |

| S70 | EDM | 5 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 1 SB | 0 PIM | 7 Hits |

| S71 | EDM | 14 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +11 | 14 SB | 4 PIM | 8 Hits |

| S72 | EDM | 15 GP | 13 G | 7 A | 20 P | +6 | 9 SB | 6 PIM | 10 Hits |

| S73 | EDM | 22 GP | 11 G | 7 A | 18 P | +11 | 19 SB | 2 PIM | 11 Hits |

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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics

| S64 | COL | 12 GP | 2 G | 0 A | 2 P | +1 | 1 SB | 2 PIM | 3 Hits |

| S65 | CAR | 66 GP | 9 G | 12 A | 21 P | -17 | 28 SB | 60 PIM | 44 Hits |

| S66 | CAR | 66 GP | 13 G | 20 A | 33 P | -26 | 53 SB | 22 PIM | 91 Hits |

| S67 | CAR | 66 GP | 19 G | 23 A | 42 P | -14 | 75 SB | 34 PIM | 85 Hits |

| S68 | CAR | 66 GP | 38 G | 33 A | 71 P | +27 | 42 SB | 20 PIM | 71 Hits |

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SMJHL Playoff Statistics

| S64 | COL | 13 GP | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | +5 | 3 SB | 2 PIM | 3 Hits |

| S66 | CAR | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +0 | 3 SB | 2 PIM | 2 Hits |

| S68 | CAR | 7 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | +2 | 3 SB | 2 PIM | 6 Hits |

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Awards and Accolades

S66 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S67 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 WJC Best Forward Award

S70 IIHF Gold Medal (DEU)

S72 IIHF Gold Medal (DEU)

S74 IIHF Gold Medal (DEU)

S73 Challenge Cup Champion (EDM)

Bryce McMahon | RW | Los Angeles Panthers | 1552 Peak TPE

Name: Bryce McMahon

Birthplace: Leeds, West Yorkshire, England

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 193 lbs

Number: 61

SMJHL Free Agent Signed by the Vancouver Whalers

S54 SHL Draft: Round 4 Pick 49 by the Edmonton Blizzard

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SHL Regular Season Statistics

| S57 | BAP | 66 GP | 7 G | 4 A | 11 P | -37 | 50 SB | 6 PIM | 40 Hits |

| S58 | BAP | 66 GP | 8 G | 13 A | 21 P | -36 | 72 SB | 26 PIM | 67 Hits |

| S59 | BAP | 66 GP | 10 G | 13 A | 23 P | -32 | 114 SB | 16 PIM | 83 Hits |

| S60 | BAP | 66 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +3 | 36 SB | 14 PIM | 67 Hits |

| S61 | LAP | 66 GP | 11 G | 20 A | 31 P | -4 | 19 SB | 10 PIM | 88 Hits |

| S62 | LAP | 66 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | +1 | 45 SB | 34 PIM | 87 Hits |

| S63 | LAP | 66 GP | 17 G | 20 A | 37 P | +9 | 30 SB | 12 PIM | 98 Hits |

| S64 | LAP | 66 GP | 13 G | 25 A | 38 P | +12 | 67 SB | 16 PIM | 90 Hits |

| Career | 528 GP | 92 G | 133 A | 225 P | -84 | 433 SB | 134 PIM | 620 Hits |

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SHL Playoff Statistics

| S58 | BAP | 5 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -2 | 11 SB | 0 PIM | 6 Hits |

| S59 | BAP | 5 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -2 | 10 SB | 0 PIM | 5 Hits |

| S60 | BAP | 12 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | -5 | 6 SB | 4 PIM | 8 Hits |

| S61 | LAP | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2 | 7 SB | 2 PIM | 7 Hits |

| S62 | LAP | 6 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -1 | 3 SB | 0 PIM | 6 Hits |

| S63 | LAP | 22 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +10 | 14 SB | 8 PIM | 38 Hits |

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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics

| S53 | VAN | 50 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | -9 | 42 SB | 20 PIM | 22 Hits |

| S54 | VAN | 50 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | -23 | 89 SB | 16 PIM | 21 Hits |

| S55 | VAN | 50 GP | 7 G | 23 A | 30 P | +4 | 61 SB | 30 PIM | 57 Hits |

| S56 | VAN | 50 GP | 8 G | 25 A | 33 P | +30 | 37 SB | 12 PIM | 59 Hits |

| Career | 200 GP | 23 G | 60 A | 83 P | +2 | 229 SB | 78 PIM | 159 Hits |

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SMJHL Playoff Statistics

| S55 | VAN | 8 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 11 SB | 8 PIM | 9 Hits |

| S56 | VAN | 17 GP | 7 G | 7 A | 14 P | +14 | 15 SB | 0 PIM | 26 Hits |

| Career | 25 GP | 9 G | 8 A | 17 P | +13 | 26 SB | 8 PIM | 35 Hits |

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Awards and Accolades

 S54 WJC Silver Medal (British Isles)

S56 Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)

S58 IIHF Silver Medal (Great Britain)

S60 IIHF Silver Medal (Great Britain)

S61 IIHF Gold Medal (Great Britain)

Karl dreams of running through fields of grass with Unicorns and Rainbows. A beautiful woman sits on a blanket with a picnic and a bottle of wine, but no matter how much he runs, he can't seem to get to her.

Why? What does it mean? What is the symbolism in play?

RD | Nathaniel Barca | S68 | 2095 TPE
S67 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 19 A | +32 | 111 S | 55 SB | 85 H
S68 - MET - 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | + 6 | 157 S | 84 SB | 126 H
S69 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 27 A | + 22 | 183 S | 67 SB | 95 H
S70 - PHI - 66 GP | 5 G | 25 A | + 49 | 95 S | 47 SB | 65 H
S71 - PHI - 66 GP | 5 G | 28 A | + 35 | 109 S | 47 SB | 63 H
S72 - PHI - 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | + 39 | 119 S | 47 SB | 67 H
S73 - PHI - 66 GP | 12 G | 24 A | + 40 | 120 S | 65 SB | 68 H
S74 - PHI - 66 GP | 3 G | 27 A | + 31 | 138 S | 60 SB | 61 H
S75 - PHI - 66 GP | 13 G | 46 A | + 59 | 213 S | 115 SB | 61 H
S76 - PHI - 66 GP | 12 G | 29 A | + 9 | 201 S | 103 SB | 56 H
Career Total - 462 GP | 53 G | 199 A | + 262 | 995 S | 484 SB | 441 H



RW | Karl Krashwagen (A) | S50 | 2074 TPE *Retired
Career: 976 GP | 346 G | 431 A | -25 | 2108 H | 1038 SB
S49 - S51 HFX - 150 GP| 47G | 49A | -6 | 309H
S52 WKP - 50 GP| 7G | 17A | -9 | 105H
S53 WKP - 50 GP| 13G | 13A | -16 | 200H
S54 BAP - 50 GP| 12G | 14A | -30 | 112H
S55 BAP - 50 GP| 16G | 14A | -27 | 149H
S56 BAP - 50 GP| 11G | 8A | -25 | 125H
S57 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | -35 | 144H
S58 BAP - 66 GP| 42G | 29A | +18 | 181H
S59 BAP - 66 GP| 22G | 33A | -12 | 169H
S60 BAP - 66 GP| 37G | 35A | +6 | 156H
S61 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 50A | +29 | 127H
S62 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 42A | +45 | 142H
S63 BAP - 66 GP| 29G | 32A | +58 | 91H
S64 BAP - 66 GP| 18G | 41A | +41 | 88H
S65 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | +9 | 108H
S66 BAP - 66 GP| 24G | 21A | -23 | 91H
S67 BAP - 66 GP| 21G | 38A | -54 | 120H
Career Totals - 976 GP| 346G | 431A | -25 | 2108H
S51 Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player (SMJHL)
S58 Ron Mexico Trophy - Most Valuable Player (SHL)
S58 Aidan Richan Trophy - Most Improved Player (SHL)
S58 Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (SHL)
S61 - Nominated Ron Mexico



Management | Hans Hammersmith * Retired
S49 WJC DACH Co-GM | Gold
S50 WJC Germany GM | Quarter Finals
S51 WJC Sweden GM | Silver
S52-S59 HFX/MET Co-GM | 184-236-28 |
S65-S68 MET Co-GM | 143-104-17 | *S67 4 Star Championship

Not so much a dream as a feverish hallucination. I dreamt that I somehow ended up in a fantasy group with @Nhamlet and would somehow not embarrass myself

Pasta the Turtle

A tortoise. -Minnesotafine

A f*cking turtle -DollaBill

Worst signature I have ever seen -Zeagle1

Montreal drafts a f*cking turtle -HFFO during draft stream

I very rarely remember my dreams, on the assumption that I have any. Normally for me, its eye wide shut then, ohh crap its the alarm. However, on the odd occasion I do vaguely remember my dream they are normally vastly disconnected from anything that can be called reality but I guess that a semi point of the dreams.

when i was a kid i used to have this recurring nightmare that a giant pig that could run on its hind legs would chase me through a farm and also through my house and i would lock myself in the bathroom so that the pig would not eat me

this is a true story btw not a meme @micool132 @efiug

Signatures by Vulfzilla, Jepox, Jess, rum_ham, Ragnar, and myself

 

Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno


Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired
Birthplace: United Kingdom
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 40
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman)
S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie)
S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team
S47 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S49 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S52 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S53 | GB  | IIHF Bronze
S54 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S55 | GB  | IIHF Gold
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14
S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5
S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9
S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1
S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12
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Transactions:
S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall
S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season
S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall
S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons
S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons

My dream is to win a cup with the Winnipeg Aurora, I already can see myself lifting that cup in the air. It will be a glorious moment! Until then I'll have a lot of training to do and be as good as possible I can for Regina.

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Former players:
Ivo Willems (S9 SMJHL) (S10-28 SHL)  
Xander Green  (S33-35 SMJHL) (S36-47 SHL)
Vorian Atreides (S49-51 SMJHL) (S52-61 SHL)

The other day I had a dream about eating another glorious spicy "Nashville" chicken sandwich I had had for lunch the day before. The crust had corn flakes in it or something and it was amazeballs, highly recommend everyone seek it out,

           

Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43
Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights
Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43


Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58
Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders
Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55


Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present
Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors
Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora

I feel like I never have dreams about sim leagues, if I am "Dreaming" about sim leagues, they are usually nightmares which I don't want to mention. So, yeah, I really hope I do not dream about sim leagues.

Thank you OrbitingDeath! <3