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S70 mPT#3: The Boomer

I've had people taking Darian and I, but it has to be @SDCore. Sure I've been on this site for too long, but he's been on this earth for even longer. Checkmate.

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Rikkert Biemans self proclaimed himself the boomer of the Montreal Patriotes, I mean the man wants that title who am i to take it from him.

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The Boomer on the Wolfpack is Sean Davies other half on defense,  Sven Yxskaft. The ancient Ykshaft has been around the league for 16 seasons. Boomer for sure


it has to be sven yxksaft. He is so old he was around when the internet was not a thing yet. He is pretty much only reachable by his landline and his emails, you cant get a hold of him anywhere else

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Our boomer is our good friend D Jobin. He is 1000 years old and lives inside of a housae with his cool dogs and cats. He is cool but edoes not do much updating as much as he could.,

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biggest boomer on the team is easily D Jobin he is so damn old he stills drives a rock just like that one episode of spongebob where he gotta deliver the pizza lmao he drivin that thang like a pioneer ride these babies for miles lookin ahh :sob:

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Definitely micool. He types extremely slow and is always talking about rocks (or minerals whatever). hes always bragging about how early he wakes up but then ends up taking a 4 hour nap at 3 so its not even that much better

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There are no real boomers on the raptures so that makes me the boomer as millennials seems to have hard time understanding that the baby boom was after Word War II, not after Vietnam.

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I would say maybe hammer as he stays hammered posting videos haha. Plus im sure if you asked him about fruit ninja he would be able to show you his game center. Im talking the old gamecenter. I could too. Gosh ipod i miss you

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Egli is the biggest boomer of them all. He's tired of all these young hockey players complaining. Tell you hwhat, they bought to pull themselves up by their skate laces.

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The team's token boomer is tig. Not because he is old or anything like that, we just like to make fun of him and take any and every chance we can to do so. kekwpoint.

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I think out of all teams, Minnesota is definitely one of the teams that can claim they have a boomer in it's presence. Colin Gibbles is a Season 46 player still going and no, no farmville invites but certainly an avid candy crush player!

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Unfortunately me and zombo are the boomers now because we are the oldest on the team, though i think zombo is the more boomerest of the both of us lowkey.

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There is literally no one on the Forge who is not a boomer. They are all geriatric fucks who have bad takes, like thinking Drake is a bad rapper (he is the goat). Ricky Koivu is cooler than them, mainly because he likes Drake (Tony Soprano too). (47 words)

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I think on the Syndicate the token boomer has gotta be corey. He's always just given off those goofy/grumpy grandpa vibes that every lockerroom needs to be successful

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