Cant wait to curl up in my shell with a good book

Pasta the Turtle

A tortoise. -Minnesotafine

A f*cking turtle -DollaBill

Worst signature I have ever seen -Zeagle1

Rainy day, but happy it’s Friday!

Jack McCarthy ll D ll Texas Renegades ll Team Ireland
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Name: Jack McCarthy
Height: 6' 2
Weight: 212 lbs
Number: 10
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SHL Career Statistics
S79 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 19 l A: 32 l P: 51 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 42 l H: 73 l SB: 185 l TA: 52
S78 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 17 l A: 38 l P: 55 l +/-: 28 l PIM: 44 l H: 74 l SB: 181 l TA: 72
S77 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 25 l A: 36 l P: 61 l +/-: 19 l PIM: 47 l H: 58 l SB: 139 l TA: 59
S76 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 12 l A: 27 l P: 39 l +/-: 10 l PIM: 40 l H: 49 l SB: 169 l TA: 32
S75 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 7 l A: 33 l P: 40 l +/-: 28 l PIM: 32 l H:46 l SB: 182 l TA: 44
S74 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 6 l A: 23 l P: 29 l +/-: 21 l PIM: 22 l H: 60 l SB: 184 l TA: 46
S73 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 5 l A: 16 l P: 21 l +/-: 15 l PIM: 42 l H: 38 l SB: 134 l TA: 35
S72 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 3 l A: 17 l P: 20 l +/-: 0 l PIM: 43 l H: 54 l SB: 105 l TA: 36
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S79 TEX l GP: 14 l G: 3 l A: 7 l P: 10 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 6 l H: 13 l SB: 50 l TA: 13
S78 TEX l GP: 16 l G: 6 l A: 6 l P: 12 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 4 l H: 13 l SB: 45 l TA: 11
S77 TEX l GP: 23 l G: 9 l A: 6 l P: 15 l +/-: 11 l PIM: 5 l H: 17 l SB: 67 l TA: 26
S76 TEX l GP: 13 l G: 3 l A: 6 l P: 9 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 8 l H: 5 l SB: 32 l TA: 12
S75 TEX l GP: 14 l G: 1 l A: 5 l P: 6 l +/-: 6 l PIM: 4 l H: 12 l SB: 51 l TA: 14
S74 TEX l GP: 13 l G: 0 l A: 7 l P: 7 l +/-: -1 l PIM: 4 l H: 13 l SB: 27 l TA: 4
S73 TEX l GP: 4 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 0 l H: 3 l SB: 19 l TA: 2
S72 TEX l GP: 7 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -4 l PIM: 2 l H: 2 l SB: 10 l TA: 4
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IIHF Career Statistics
S79 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 3 l A: 3 l P: 6 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 6 l H: 7 l SB: 56 l TA: 14
S78 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 3 l A: 4 l P: 7 l +/-: -7 l PIM: 4 l H: 9 l SB: 43 l TA: 13
S77 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 2 l A: 6 l P: 8 l +/-: 4 l PIM: 4 l H: 8 l SB: 49 l TA: 11
S76 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 2 l A: 5 l P: 7 l +/-: 3 l PIM: 8 l H: 7 l SB: 41 l TA: 15
S75 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 2 l P: 2 l +/-: 0 l PIM: 4 l H:5 l SB: 36 l TA: 10
S74 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 1 l A: 4 l P: 5 l +/-: -12 l PIM: 0 l H: 11 l SB: 32 l TA: 8
S73 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 4 l P: 4 l +/-: 7 l PIM: 4 l H: 11 l SB: 31 l TA: 3
S72 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 5 l P: 5 l +/-: 3 l PIM: 12 l H: 9 l SB: 22 l TA: 6
S71 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 2 l P: 2 l +/-: 4 l PIM: 6 l H: 10 l SB: 11 l TA: 3
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S71 REG l GP: 66 l G: 11 l A: 34 l P: 45 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 22 l H: 113 l SB: 135 l TA: 49
S70 REG l GP: 66 l G: 6 l A: 22 l P: 28 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 29 l H: 83 l SB: 165 l TA: 47
S69 REG l GP: 66 l G: 9 l A: 16 l P: 25 l +/-: -35 l PIM: 32 l H: 93 l SB: 92 l TA: 54
S68 REG l GP: 22 l G: 0 l A: 8 l P: 8 l +/-: 8 l PIM: 4 l H: 34 l SB: 38 l TA: 14
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S71 REG l GP: 11 l G: 1 l A: 5 l P: 6 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 2 l H: 12 l SB: 36 l TA: 8
S69 REG l GP: 6 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 0 l H: 26 l SB: 12 l TA: 9
S68 REG l GP: 11 l G: 1 l A: 1 l P: 2 l +/-:-2 l PIM: 2 l H: 18 l SB: 10 l TA: 8
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Transactions
SHL S69: Drafted by the Texas Renegades 15th overall
SMJHL S68: Signing rights traded from Yukon Malamutes to Regina Elk
SMJHL S68: Claimed off waivers by Yukon Malamutes
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Awards & Achievements
S79 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S78 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S77 IIHF: Gold medal with Team Ireland
S77 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S76 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S76 IIHF: Bronze medal with Team Ireland
S75 IIHF: Bronze medal with Team Ireland
S71 IIHF: Gold medal with Team Ireland
S69 WJC: Gold medal with Team USA
SMJHL S69: Voted Captain of the Regina Elk
SMJHL S68: Regina Elk Chris Chelios Jr. Award for Perseverance and Determination w/ Regina

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Jack McCarthy ll D ll Texas Renegades ll Team Ireland
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Name: Jack McCarthy
Height: 6' 2
Weight: 212 lbs
Number: 10
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SHL Career Statistics
S79 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 19 l A: 32 l P: 51 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 42 l H: 73 l SB: 185 l TA: 52
S78 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 17 l A: 38 l P: 55 l +/-: 28 l PIM: 44 l H: 74 l SB: 181 l TA: 72
S77 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 25 l A: 36 l P: 61 l +/-: 19 l PIM: 47 l H: 58 l SB: 139 l TA: 59
S76 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 12 l A: 27 l P: 39 l +/-: 10 l PIM: 40 l H: 49 l SB: 169 l TA: 32
S75 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 7 l A: 33 l P: 40 l +/-: 28 l PIM: 32 l H:46 l SB: 182 l TA: 44
S74 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 6 l A: 23 l P: 29 l +/-: 21 l PIM: 22 l H: 60 l SB: 184 l TA: 46
S73 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 5 l A: 16 l P: 21 l +/-: 15 l PIM: 42 l H: 38 l SB: 134 l TA: 35
S72 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 3 l A: 17 l P: 20 l +/-: 0 l PIM: 43 l H: 54 l SB: 105 l TA: 36
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S79 TEX l GP: 14 l G: 3 l A: 7 l P: 10 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 6 l H: 13 l SB: 50 l TA: 13
S78 TEX l GP: 16 l G: 6 l A: 6 l P: 12 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 4 l H: 13 l SB: 45 l TA: 11
S77 TEX l GP: 23 l G: 9 l A: 6 l P: 15 l +/-: 11 l PIM: 5 l H: 17 l SB: 67 l TA: 26
S76 TEX l GP: 13 l G: 3 l A: 6 l P: 9 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 8 l H: 5 l SB: 32 l TA: 12
S75 TEX l GP: 14 l G: 1 l A: 5 l P: 6 l +/-: 6 l PIM: 4 l H: 12 l SB: 51 l TA: 14
S74 TEX l GP: 13 l G: 0 l A: 7 l P: 7 l +/-: -1 l PIM: 4 l H: 13 l SB: 27 l TA: 4
S73 TEX l GP: 4 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 0 l H: 3 l SB: 19 l TA: 2
S72 TEX l GP: 7 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -4 l PIM: 2 l H: 2 l SB: 10 l TA: 4
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IIHF Career Statistics
S79 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 3 l A: 3 l P: 6 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 6 l H: 7 l SB: 56 l TA: 14
S78 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 3 l A: 4 l P: 7 l +/-: -7 l PIM: 4 l H: 9 l SB: 43 l TA: 13
S77 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 2 l A: 6 l P: 8 l +/-: 4 l PIM: 4 l H: 8 l SB: 49 l TA: 11
S76 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 2 l A: 5 l P: 7 l +/-: 3 l PIM: 8 l H: 7 l SB: 41 l TA: 15
S75 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 2 l P: 2 l +/-: 0 l PIM: 4 l H:5 l SB: 36 l TA: 10
S74 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 1 l A: 4 l P: 5 l +/-: -12 l PIM: 0 l H: 11 l SB: 32 l TA: 8
S73 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 4 l P: 4 l +/-: 7 l PIM: 4 l H: 11 l SB: 31 l TA: 3
S72 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 5 l P: 5 l +/-: 3 l PIM: 12 l H: 9 l SB: 22 l TA: 6
S71 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 2 l P: 2 l +/-: 4 l PIM: 6 l H: 10 l SB: 11 l TA: 3
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S71 REG l GP: 66 l G: 11 l A: 34 l P: 45 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 22 l H: 113 l SB: 135 l TA: 49
S70 REG l GP: 66 l G: 6 l A: 22 l P: 28 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 29 l H: 83 l SB: 165 l TA: 47
S69 REG l GP: 66 l G: 9 l A: 16 l P: 25 l +/-: -35 l PIM: 32 l H: 93 l SB: 92 l TA: 54
S68 REG l GP: 22 l G: 0 l A: 8 l P: 8 l +/-: 8 l PIM: 4 l H: 34 l SB: 38 l TA: 14
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S71 REG l GP: 11 l G: 1 l A: 5 l P: 6 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 2 l H: 12 l SB: 36 l TA: 8
S69 REG l GP: 6 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 0 l H: 26 l SB: 12 l TA: 9
S68 REG l GP: 11 l G: 1 l A: 1 l P: 2 l +/-:-2 l PIM: 2 l H: 18 l SB: 10 l TA: 8
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Transactions
SHL S69: Drafted by the Texas Renegades 15th overall
SMJHL S68: Signing rights traded from Yukon Malamutes to Regina Elk
SMJHL S68: Claimed off waivers by Yukon Malamutes
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Awards & Achievements
S79 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S78 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S77 IIHF: Gold medal with Team Ireland
S77 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S76 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S76 IIHF: Bronze medal with Team Ireland
S75 IIHF: Bronze medal with Team Ireland
S71 IIHF: Gold medal with Team Ireland
S69 WJC: Gold medal with Team USA
SMJHL S69: Voted Captain of the Regina Elk
SMJHL S68: Regina Elk Chris Chelios Jr. Award for Perseverance and Determination w/ Regina

dont know if i should fire up the sauna

or just go to sleep

Off season is in full swing

Nice B2B for Quebec and LA 

Happy Friday

Credit to Amidships, sulovilen, & enigmatic

kombucha time

Credit to Amidships, sulovilen, & enigmatic

Here I chirp. not for purpose. but for money

I gotta take more naps this slaps

This offseason I will build myself a hobbit-like home but for non-hobbits. Oh and with wifi. - Sent from iPhone 4

Oakenshield more like Oakenstick. Gimme a sherwood! - Sent from iPhone 4

how we doin today fellas? i got bread left but nothing to put on it. we boutta eat bread sandwich

@roastpuff you can't sit with us any more at the detroit alumni reunion

Wow rude but ok