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Mavfatha · 08-10-2020, 09:33 AM

Mr. Gotze is laughably bad at baking. He can actually cook fairly well, using the same brute force technique he uses on the ice to master grilling in particular. However, he lacks the light touch that is often required for baking, causing each pinch of salt to become much more and other such ruinous behaviors.

***Rankle*** · 08-10-2020, 09:55 AM

Ronlain is absolutely terrible at driving. It gives him anxiety, in fact. Every time he gets behind the wheel of a 2 ton death machine he starts shaking like a leaf.

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Loganjj21 · 08-10-2020, 10:17 AM

One thing logo is terrible at is playing counter strike with the boys because he can only carry them so much in silver and even tho he drops 30 bombs every game you can’t win just based on one player carrying the team

*Zoone16* · 08-10-2020, 10:32 AM

Luca is an extremely messy person and terrible at cleaning up. In fact, the coaching staff had to hire an equipment cleaner due to Luca leaving his equipment all over the place at the end of practice. Other players have taken to it as well, to give the equipment manager more things to do than just look after Luca and his mess.

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KC15 · 08-10-2020, 10:49 AM

Abel Skinner is a capable defenseman, but he isn't much of an off-ice fence man. In fact, it's not just fences. Abel can really build anything. Not being handy around the house, he just has to have it all hired out if he wants it to be done right.

notoriousTRON · 08-10-2020, 11:16 AM

Rhys is not really great at cooking for himself. Being a young athlete with great ambition, he finds that cooking is something that only takes his focus away from hockey. Fortunately for him, his girlfriend of 6 months is quite good in the kitchen. Still, when Rhys is on the road, he mostly sticks to fast food or mac-n-cheese.

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***Ace*** · 08-10-2020, 11:17 AM

Frans Eller is quite good at playing hockey unless he plays the Tampa Bay Barracuda, if that happens, he seems to have his save percentage drop by about 25%. Seems legit.

***CampinKiller*** · 08-10-2020, 11:36 AM

James Hagan can't avoid alcohol when he's off the ice. That's not to say he is an alcoholic, but moreso that he just parties a lot and doesn't care if it's before a game or right after

Durden · 08-10-2020, 11:39 AM

While Vincent Wolfe is cool-headed on the ice, his temper off the ice is quick. While it never leads to violence, it's like a firecracker. It comes fast and bursts, then there's nothing left.

*Otrebor13* · 08-10-2020, 11:41 AM

Probably cooking. I would love to be better at it and get involved with cooking more, but honestly I can barely make anything. I watch enough cooking videos to know what I should do, but when I try, I could simply just burn my house down.

**bbjygm** · 08-10-2020, 11:41 AM

Slap is horrible at not making money. He'll buy penny-stocks randomly and they'll turn a profit, he'll go to a casino and win all the tables and the slot machine jackpot, he'll even just chuck money out the car window and more money will slide out of the car's air vents.

***ThisSeemsFishy*** · 08-10-2020, 11:41 AM

Many people would assume that the Anchorage Armada winger TURG TURG cannot read. This isn’t the case. TURG can read. He just does it at a third grade level. The one thing that TURG simply cannot do, is drive a car. Every time TURG gets behind the wheel, he panics and absolutely floors it. Think Spongebob levels of bad driving. TURG has caused no less than seventy-two accidents in Anchorage since being drafted. It has gotten to the point that if any Anchorage citizens see TURG behind the wheel, they report it to police immediately. He never gets arrested, however, because he’s TURG and you can’t arrest a god.

*takethehorizon* · 08-10-2020, 11:50 AM

Cillian struggles with very few things in life with one of them being cooking. Cillian has the best mother who would cook and clean for him all throughout his young life so Cillian never knew what to do in front of the stove. The last time Cillian tried to cook something he left the pasta boiling for too long and the pasta melted in the bowl. The sauce bubbled and splashed all over the kitchen stove and floor. He will not be cooking again any time soon.

Steve · 08-10-2020, 12:02 PM

Guy LeGrande has a addiction problem. He is addicted to online sim leagues. To the point where he spends hours doing everything he can to make sure he isn't falling behind in any league. He isn't sure how to cut to cord and move on to competitive checkers like his brothers and sisters have. He is the outcast of the family.

CB2212 · 08-10-2020, 12:03 PM

Carlos is terrible at pretty much everything that isn't hockey actually. And even there he sucks at that pretty often too so really he kinda sucks at everything

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