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majesiu · 12-12-2020, 05:16 PM

krazko · 12-12-2020, 06:41 PM

For the Maine Timber Be a Pro experience there would be a packed schedule with practices with the team, some practices and games with some of the famous alumni the team has had.

Among the alumni in attendance we have, Valentin Kalashnikov, Mikkel Asmus Sondergard, Leo Bloomfield, Kyle Sutton and Will "the wall" Windsor.

Valentin Kalashnikov will teach the crowd some leadership skills that he has imposed on the active players in the current roster of Maine Timbers
Mikkel Asmus Sondergard and Kyle Sutton will give a lesson in their goal scoring technique that they so famously used while on the team.
Leo Bloomfield will provide some insight in what he did to help the team as much as he did and become the living legend that he is in Maine.
And for the big ending, Will "the wall" Windsor will give the people attending the event a lesson in how to block shots. Which he so famously did the season when Maine Timber became the West Conference Champions.

Thunfish · 12-12-2020, 07:33 PM

Meanwhile, on the Fantasy Camp.

"Well, you see, kids." Yoshimitsu noted it with a rather sage expression... that couldn't be seen as he was using his usual helmet and mask combo. "A true ninja is like Alain Prost in a book club." A frail young man perked up, bringing up that everyone there weren't attending the camp to learn how the life of a hockey player is. Yoshi sighed, shaking his head. "You came here to learn about Jets hockey, you'll leave with lessons for life, I'd say you're getting even more bang for your buck."

Once another one complained, Yoshi almost slashed his ear. The room silenced, even when they realized he was using a hockey stick and not a sword for that, yet it still felt like he could've managed to cut it out. "Now... where was I?."

raymond3000 · 12-12-2020, 08:10 PM

The Texas Renegades recently announced the launch of their new Fantasy Camp program for 2020, allowing hardcore fans to experience what its like to be an Texas Renegade player. For the low, low price of $1499, fans can participate in this unique, once in a lifetime immersive event and meet some of the favorite Renegade players from past and present. The day starts off with a welcoming speech from legendary coach/general manager Tyler Brace. Next, participants head to the gym where Noah Brusky and Piotr Horvat leads the group through a grueling training regime. After that, they head out onto the ice for my skill development work with Josef Kubinec and Jack Durden. This session culminates in a shootout against the Texas goalies Cillian Kavanagh and White Goodman. After this, there's a meet and greet session with other Renegades alumni like Chris Partlow, Liam Kinsler, and Geoffrey Allen before they all pile into a few box suites to watch the Renegades play against the LA Panthers. After the game, the participants are led through the lockerroom and get to meet all the other players.

W19eaver · 12-12-2020, 09:18 PM

The City of Nevada and everyone in the Battleborn organization is very proud and excited to announce the first annual Battleborn Fantasy Camp! The camp will be divided into age groups and priced accordingly with a spot in the 4 and under age group only $100, the 5 - 9 age group priced at $150 and the 10+ age group priced at $250. The camp will span over 3 days of hard work plus lot of learning and some fun sprinkled in. The fans in the camp will be lucky enough to meet current Battleborn stars such as captain Tanjiro Kamado, star defensemens Sachimo Zoidberg III and Grandmaster Funk, star forwards Zelma Zuntnere and Chad Danger and also their star duo in net Phillip Weaver and CK Supernaw. The players will be coaching the young fans and putting them through numerous of drills which the Battleborn practice every day. At the end of the weekend the groups will be divided into teams and then compete in a big scrimmage tournament coached by the players. Should be a good experience for all beginner and intermediate young hockey players. Sign up now as spots are limited!

PremierBromanov · 12-12-2020, 09:59 PM

The Tampa Bay Barracuda are excited to announce this years Fantasy Camp. This package price is $10,000 and includes 3 nights at the world famous [Insert tampa bay hotel conglomerate flagship here], and a used mask so you can get the true florida experience and maybe die from Covid. Hospital bills are not covered in this package.

Package purchasers can expect a variety of events, including the Bar vs Cuda game where Players and prospects play together in split teams. Tampa Bay boasts the only roster capable of holding 2 entire teams. They can also see the teams practice and witness first hand the world class beating that Tom Fiddler gives to Michael Fitted when he talks back. They can also expect to meet alums like Benjamin Blue, who is so old and decrepit by now that he barely knows who he is. Finally, the camp is capped off with a burning of the Seattle Riot flag because it was such a terrible brand.

enigmatic · 12-12-2020, 10:18 PM

The inaugural Winnipeg Jets Fantasy Camp will take place...... drum roll.... in Winnipeg! For the first time! Now you get the name.

For the low price of 4206.90$ (hehehe nice one Kevin), marvel as you meet Winnipeg legends such as Zach Evans and Big Manius since they are the only dudes we could afford (they really needed the money), current roster players and rookies. That's right, all of them. We made attendance mandatory. Those rich dummies actually thought this would be optional. Fools! They should read their contracts before signing 'em, don't you think?

And because we are making you pay your entire year's worth of salary to be there, you can also get some crap like a Goku Muerto bobblehead... and yeah that's it. You thought you'd get a jersey? Buy one yourself you cheapo.

You will also attend a game we are sure to win so you can tell all your friends about how your weekend was the best experience of your life. We picked a match against the Baltimore Platoon for that reason.

st4rface · 12-12-2020, 10:36 PM

Buffalo Stampede will create very interesting and cool fantasy camp. It will start 1st December at Buffalo arena and end in 7th December. Spots will be limited - 250. It will cost 5000 American dollars to have this amazing opportunity, but it will be worth it and sold out pretty fast!

It will be one week long experience with all Buffalo Stampede team players, coaches and even more. There will be trainings, more entertaining stuff and even concerts. There will be artists like Jay-Z, 21 Savage, Lil Pump and others. It will be seven full days with amazing stuff going on.

It will be more for new hockey players who want to get better and get in touch with Buffalo Stampede scouts and team. It might help them to get on their roster in the future. There will be special days when one specific player does everything and teaches young prospects. For example, one day it will be Aumy Jr., but other - Monkey D. Luffy.

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Evok · 12-13-2020, 01:32 AM

Welcome to the S57 fantasy camp of the Quebec City Citadelles. It’s the perfect gift for the holiday for any young fan of the team. The game was specifically selected to be a great show for any fans coming to the fantasy camp. For 500$ per person you will get the following features:

• 2-night stay at the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac.
• A signed jersey of the Quebec City Citadelles player of your choice.
• Access to the Quebec City Citadelles Locker Room.
• Practice session with the team on December 23rd.
• 2 Tickets to the game versus the Anchorage Armada on Christmas Eve.
• Skate session with the team after the Anchorage Armada game.
• Signing session with the team.

As the first edition of the S57 fantasy camp of the Quebec City Cidatelles, alumni Alexander Roach and Emilia Bergman will also be present. There might be more surprises to come during the camp, as it’s right on the holidays! RSVP your place now!

MCP_ · 12-13-2020, 04:01 AM

The Tampa Bay Barracuda have decided to run their own fantasy camp, mainly to gain as much money as they can before they can really sell out tickets for their up and coming squad. As for what would be included...

- Accommodations at the luxurious Value Inn at 210 East Fowler, just a 20-minute drive from the stadium!
- Reduced price parking passes at Amalie Arena (we ain't giving it for free)
- A 9 hour work day writing workshop with Fitted Hockey Network Owner/CEO/Editor-in-Chief/SHL Superstar Michael Fitted
- A "Knock Around" session with former defenseman Jøln DuBølk, where each participant will be body checked by DuBølk multiple times
- A scrumptious lunch provided by captain Tom Fiddler (Disclaimer: The Tampa Bay Barracuda, SHL, and Amalie Arena are not responsible for food poisoning related illnesses)!\
- Nosebleed seats to the December 23rd match against the Hamilton Steelhawks
- Front Row Tickets to the team's first home playoff game
- Meet and Greet with (other) franchise legends such as Michael Abdalla and Abdullah Muhammed Jabir (maybe more???? Pay the ticket and see for yourself!)

**bbjygm** · 12-13-2020, 04:10 AM

Hi, this is Slap McShotty, founder of the Slap McShotty Fantasy Camp Organization and welcome to my TEDx talk.

Don't you just hate it when you want to be the physical embodiment of Slap McShotty's perfect hockey form but you have no means of observing said form? And to make matters worse, you don't even know the exact thoughts running through his head when he makes that sweet slap mcshot or barrels through some newbies on the 6th line. But the good new is, with the Slap McShotty Fantasy Camp experience, now you don't have to sit at home wondering "What would Slap do?" or "When will I get my mcshot at glory?" because the Slap McShotty Fantasy Camp experience solves that problem fast! Here's what you can expect:

For the price of $2,489:
- Visit Slap's personal practice rink, conveniently located on the nearby high school campus. Learn to skate from the master himself between class periods and after school is out.
- Get into Slap's mindset by living his life, doing his taxes, and clearing out the rats from his under-bridge sleep space.
- Egg/TP the houses of Slap's many rivals. Get the authentic teammate experience by taking the fall with the cops so Slap can play in his next game.
- Show your Slap spirit during one of his games with complementary "Otter stinks" badges and green Hulk Smash FX Fists (batteries not included).
- And a little bit more!

Find out how you can benefit Slap McShotty's bank account by smoke signaling your credit card number to your nearest high school. Don't wait, this offer is only available for the first 20 people who sign up!

***CaptainCrazy*** · 12-13-2020, 04:51 AM

Cobbenstein · 12-13-2020, 07:56 AM

Come on down to the Maine Timber fantasy hockey camp! Practice your hockey skill with the pros and the coaches! Learn valuable life lessons for the rink and for real life! It lasts 3 days and 2 nights! Get your own stall in the prestigious Timber locker room! All your storage and sleeping needs in that stall! Try to score on an actual tree we put in the net! Meet Timber legends Al Kayhall and Thicc Cheezy! Learn the powers of tree bark as a pregame meal! Explore the forest behind the stadium to learn about nature! Learn to fight bears and moose with only your stick and skate blades! Only the strong will find their way back! Run drills with the Timber coaching staff to work on hand eye coordination, agility, and puck handling! All of this and more can be yours for the low price of $1000 per child! Learn hockey the Timber way!

***micool132*** · 12-13-2020, 10:32 AM

The Atlanta Inferno (still and expansion team btw) are having their first ever Fantasy camp for whales passionate fans! For the price of 6969$, you get to pass the best monday to wednesday of your life.

First of, you get an unlimited supply of coke. Coca-cola being our main sponsor we have to make sure you drink almost only that (rum included).

The first day, you will get to be a player and participate in the training with the full Inferno team. After the intense practice, you get a massage by our team's specialist, @goldenglutes himself. Indeed, the golden glutes nickname came from Guy Zheng's obession to tell everyone he massages he can turn butts into gold if you let him touch you there. Didn't work yet but the feeling is still good.

You then pass the night alone in a haunted house, because why not.

The next day, you can meet our alumni Geoff Moore @Leppish, who will do :simonmmm: and :tfw: face back and forth with you. He will take one (1) coffee with you. Black, no milk no sugar because he only likes his drinks to taste exactly like the base ingredient, nothing else added just like his beer.

Tuesday night the inferno plays a team. You get to watch it live from the bench. We dress you as an emergency goalie and you have to bring otter shaped hotdogs to Eko van otter and Simon Leblanc. What started as a "joke" turns out to become a part of their identity as they slowly transform into man-otters.

Then no time to sleep, you gotta jump on nathan explosion's jet to get to the Dethklok show happening in 2 hours on the Korea demilitarised zone. With the timezone change, it's already Wednesday and as such your fantasy day ends. No return plane included.

Zema · 12-13-2020, 11:03 AM

The Maine Timber fantasy line-up is ready to go:
Leo Bloomfield
Valentin Kalashnikov Will Windsor
Kyle Sutton Alexander Roach Al Kayhall

During the 3 days you will get to spend at the team hotel, you will get a chance to take the ice for three practices and a game culminating on Sunday, ahead of the Maine Timbers next home game vs Quebec City Citadells. You will get VIP seats for the game, be treated for the hotel stay all 3 nights as well as dinner and breakfast. You will get to meet the players in their preperations ahead of the gameday, and meet them after the game where they will sign your shirts! The alumni coming out for the game includes former captain Valentin Kalashnikov, who will be in charge of the bar crawl during the evening. You will also see Will Windsor who will give you pointers on how to block shots most effectively. Sutton and Roach re-unite for this very special occasion while another former captain in Al Kayhall laces up the skates for Maine once again. Kayhall will talk about the legacy of Halifax Raiders, being the last captain of that part of the franchise. As the very first captain of Maine, he will also give you an exclusive insight into the process of moving from Halifax to Portland.

You really don't want to miss out on this opportunity! Sign up now!

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