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02-01-2021, 10:58 PM WannabeFinn Wrote: 02-01-2021, 07:39 PM teztify Wrote: The rule is explicitly against excessive trolling, which this was based on the number of times and places this happened, with Ragnar even following him into his retirement thread.
This is completely misleading and a false statement. 14 posts in the thread, none of which come from Ragnar.
https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=113644
Quote: Because it's a pretty minor instance of what could count as trolling, no action was going to be taken. Ragnar, though, was dismissive of a message from a Head Office member asking him to back off, and I've come to understand was celebratory about the resulting retirement.
Again, misleading and false
Quote: On a personal note, and this doesn't factor into the punishment - it's upsetting a grown adult former Commissioner chooses to spend his time on the site, after being unbanned, taking the fun out of it for someone else.
Seriously?
Yeah I apologize, I got the wrong thread. I meant the quote of the post when Nevada drafted the player.
And what is misleading or false about Ragnar not taking this to heart? He clearly felt no remorse, we've all seen what he posted in Anchorage's LR.
Something happened on the day he died. Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside.
Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried. I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar.
Gabriel Fortescue | Retired Defenseman | Winnipeg Jets
Cole Reinhart | D / HOF General Manager | Edmonton Blizzard
Magnus Vikstrand | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard
Tobias Thorvaldsen | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard
Fredrich Koenig | Defenseman | Chicago Syndicate
Lassi Suhonen | Centre | Newfoundland Berserkers | Captain
Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs | Hometown: Turku, Finland
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SMJHL CAREER STATISTICS
S54 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | H: 37| CF%: 50.1 | Rel: -8.0
S55 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 14 | P: 20| H: 29 | CF%: 58.2 | Rel: -6.4
TOTAL | GP: 100 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32| H: 66
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
S54 | NLD | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 55.8 | Rel: 3.3
S55 | NLD | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 61.3 | Rel: 2.5
TOTAL | GP: 31 | G: 1| A: 3 | P: 4| H: 12
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TRANSACTIONS & ACHIEVEMENTS
S54: Signed with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S54: Won IIHF World Junior Championship Bronze Medal with Finland
S55: Drafted 25th Overall by the Chicago Syndicate
S55: Won Four Star Cup with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S56: Named Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers
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02-01-2021, 11:18 PM frithjofr Wrote: 02-01-2021, 11:02 PM JSS Wrote: I was one of those people that "harassed" you when that happened if that is the word you would like to use. However, saying you were on the receiving end of homophobic and ableist slurs is a pretty big fucking deal and I fail to remember these events ever occurring. Personally, I think you're full of shit however if you can go back and find examples of you being on the receiving end of that type of hate I will go ahead and retire my player and leave the site forever so you will never have to worry about me ever again.
These are just two of the ones I dug up. And you know what, you got me. You didn't use any homophobic slurs, you just inferred that I was speaking up because I looking for dick.
Also, harassment is the word I would like to use. You followed me to multiple threads, responded to multiple comments in each with hostile, aggressive language in each and every comment. Usually insults directed at me. That's literally textbook harassment. Nice of you to try and weasel out of it, and to flaunt how you're always so smart. You could never harass people, because you only use the widdle insults, not full blown scary slurs! You just tip toe right on up to the edge of the rules to make sure you don't get punished.
you showed your dick to minors
This is the classic case of a troll going too far and the victim reacting emotionally.
The gnome dab just so happens to be the straw that broke the camels back. Rag knows he took it too far and tried to make amends and now feels bad seeing the hooplah it stirred.
The real crime here is the lack of accountability from those in power, specifically Patty for not reading carefully and exaggerating their accountability.
02-01-2021, 11:45 PM
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Kid A gets poked every day by Kid B
Kid A finally loses it and throws a fit and punches Kid B
Kid B is shook and feels bad. Kid A is regretful for freaking out but is still mad.
Teacher comes in. Yells at Kid A for punch but hears about the poking.
Teacher tries to get Kid B suspended for bullying.
Principal asks why suspension. Teacher says Kid B is a bad bully who abuses Kid A.
Principal asks why teacher hasn't stopped it before.
Teacher lies and says he has been trying, daily.
Book gets thrown at Kid B.
Popular kids continue defending Kid B.
02-01-2021, 11:49 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-01-2021, 11:49 PM by frithjofr .)
02-01-2021, 11:37 PM Gooney Wrote: you showed your dick to minors
Uh... what?
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02-01-2021, 10:51 PM fishy Wrote: 02-01-2021, 08:41 PM Kachur Wrote: So I feel there needs to be some explanation here.
I'm fine with trolling to a point, hell I've been here longer than most of you. You didn't see the old days. The going was fine until I saw he went and found EVERY message I posted past and present and ignored it. Frankly, that was past the point of being funny.
Also to clarify some things @fishy I didn't Unretire, I also didn't appreciate the smart-ass response. I will take whatever punishment the HO and admins hand my way for retiring, then trying to unretire, I own that fuck up.
The issue with Rag is I had asked him to stop a few times. The screenshot being showed was AFTER everything went down not during. I was already retired when he mentioned not giving me 15% and for what it's worth coming from him I don't want his help.
All in all, I had a part to play in this, I own that, and whatever HO decides to do with me or my next player I'll accept it.
Weird, looks like you tried to unretire to me. I also don’t give a shit if you don’t appreciate what I said, I wasn’t taking to you lol I was talking to the individuals that helped decide the punishment, just asking for proof that they gave Rags a fair warning which they haven’t been able to provide (lol)
Also knowing Rags, zero chance he reacted to every single message you posted lol that dude a lazy fuck
Ultimately the fact this was deserving of punishment is a joke and a half especially after HO has ignored other shit that goes on in this league
Me saying delete this had nothing to do with undoing the retirement. I'm still and will always be retired from this point out.
So again you made a snide bullshit comment with little to no facts. But it doesn't matter anymore so
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02-01-2021, 11:55 PM Kachur Wrote: Me saying delete this had nothing to do with undoing the retirement. I'm still and will always be retired from this point out.
So again you made a snide bullshit comment with little to no facts. But it doesn't matter anymore so
why would you want it deleted?
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02-01-2021, 09:48 PM hockeyiscool Wrote: damn, I didn't make the cut for the thread team.I can now confidently proclaim myself the better player. Haha!
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Самат Бейбітжанов | G | Colorado | Atlanta
Name: Samat Beibitzhanov
Age: 19
Birthplace: Karaganda, Kazakhstan
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 191 lbs
Number: 12/20
Name Bodycount: IIIIIIII
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S51 | COL | GP: 44 (20-22-2) | .889 SV% | 2.65 GAA | SO: 1 | 0 PIM
S52 | COL | GP: 41 (22-13-5) | .892 SV% | 2.83 GAA | SO: 0 | 4 PIM
S53 | COL | GP: 32 (11-18-2) | .910 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 2
S54 | COL | GP: 30 (15-11-4) | .910 SV% | 2.27 GAA | SO: 2
SHL Regular Season:
S54 | MAN | GP: 5 (4-0-0) | .903 SV% | 1.45 GAA | SO: 1
S55 | MAN | GP: 10 (6-1-1) | .928 SV% | 1.70 GAA | SO: 1
S56 | ATL | GP: 44 (22-19-3) | .915 SV% | 3.12 GAA | SO: 3
S57 | ATL | GP: 51 (25-21-4) | .910 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 4
S58 | ATL | GP: 51 (24-25-0) | .914 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3
IIHF Regular Season:
S53 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .912 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0
S54 | RUS | GP: 12 (3-9-0) | .917 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0
S55 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .903 SV% | 3.30 GAA | SO: 0
S56 | RUS | GP: 12 (2-10-0) | .879 SV% | 5.55 GAA | SO: 0
S57 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .905 SV% | 4.64 GAA | SO: 0
S58 | RUS | GP: 12 (7-3-2) | .926 SV% | 3.50 GAA | SO: 0
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Clout Box:
S50 WJC Gold Medal Team Russia
S51 All-Rookie Team
S51 Brutal SMJHL RoTY snub
S52 Tom Corcoran Nomination
S52 WJC Gold Medal Team UCORCAL
Original Colorado Goal Horn Creator
S53 WJC Bronze Medal
2x SMJHL All-Star
Мағжан Шаяхметов | Russia Co-Fed Head
Name: Magzhan Shayakhmetov
2x WJC GM, 1x Gold Medal S52 UCORCAL
S56-Present Russia Co-Fed Head
S58 IIHF Semifinalist
GoalieScore Record Holders and Winners
CHAMPION OF LIFE
S53 - Luca Del Vecchio
S54 - Harry Carpet
S55 - Markus Tegernako
S56 - Knox Booth
S57 - Luca Del Vecchio
S58 - Frans Eller
S59 - Nicolae Antonescu
S60 - Vincent Mietitore
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HISTORICAL CHAMPIONSHIP
S53-54 - Luca Del Vecchio
S54-55 - Harry Carpet
S55-56 - Markus Tegernako
S56-Present - Knox Booth
02-01-2021, 11:45 PM karey Wrote: Kid A gets poked every day by Kid B
Kid A finally loses it and throws a fit and punches Kid B
Kid B is shook and feels bad. Kid A is regretful for freaking out but is still mad.
Teacher comes in. Yells at Kid A for punch but hears about the poking.
Teacher tries to get Kid B suspended for bullying.
Principal asks why suspension. Teacher says Kid B is a bad bully who abuses Kid A.
Principal asks why teacher hasn't stopped it before.
Teacher lies and says he has been trying, daily.
Book gets thrown at Kid B.
Popular kids continue defending Kid B.
is this some weird meta humor im too stupid to understand
[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE
S67: WJC Silver
S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG
S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX
S69: WJC Bronze
[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender
[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED
Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52
* = First Place
Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK
SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393
SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | |
IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | |
SHL Regular Season Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10
S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17
S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14
S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20
S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20
S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20
S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14
S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26
S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20
S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4
S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39
SHL Playoff Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0
S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0
S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0
S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2
S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0
SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42
SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237
S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433
S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356
S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151
S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261
Awards
S49 Four Star Cup
S50 Four Star Cup
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy
S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina
S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP
S52 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Bronze Medal
S54 The Winless Season
S54 IIHF Silver Medal
S55 IIHF Gold Medal
S56 IIHF Silver Medal
S57 IIHF Silver Medal
S58 IIHF Silver Medal
S60 IIHF Silver Medal
S61 IIHF GoldMedal
IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain
S56: Silver
S57: Silver
S58: Silver
S59: DNQ
S60: Silver
S61: Gold
S62: DNQ
S68: Lost 1st Round
S69: Bronze
Fuck the penaltys
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02-01-2021, 11:45 PM karey Wrote: Kid A gets poked every day by Kid B
Kid A finally loses it and throws a fit and punches Kid B
Kid B is shook and feels bad. Kid A is regretful for freaking out but is still mad.
Teacher comes in. Yells at Kid A for punch but hears about the poking.
Teacher tries to get Kid B suspended for bullying.
Principal asks why suspension. Teacher says Kid B is a bad bully who abuses Kid A.
Principal asks why teacher hasn't stopped it before.
Teacher lies and says he has been trying, daily.
Book gets thrown at Kid B.
Popular kids continue defending Kid B.
Yoooo when did Radiohead release Kid B?
Yngve "Oskar" Simonsson || Left Wing || Seattle Argonauts ||
Name: Yngve Simonsson (aka. Oskar Simonsson)
Age: 20
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180
Birthplace: Luleå, Sweden
Number: 26
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S58 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 22 | P: 47 | +/-: -42 | PIMS: 21 | Shots: 170
S59 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 23 | P: 36 | +/-: -22 | PIMS: 20 | Shots: 150
S60 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 20 | P: 29 | +/-: -34 | PIMS: 22 | Shots: 158
S61 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 31 | P: 52 | +/-: +22 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 188
S62 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 28 | P: 43 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 8 | Shots: 182
S63 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 19 | P: 43 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 193
S64 | SFP | GP: 47 | G: 9 | A: 25 | P: 34 | +/-: +14 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 97
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SHL Playoffs Stats:
S58 | SFP | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -7 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 20
S59 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 14
S60 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 7
S61 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13
S62 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11
S63 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S55 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/-: -9 | PIMS: 16 | Shots: 95
S56 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 21 | P: 33 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 10 | Shots: 124
S57 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 26 | P: 53 | +/-: 9 | PIMS: 18 | Shots: 203
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats:
S55 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 6
S56 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 19
S57 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11
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WJC Stats
S54 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -11 | Shots: 7
S55 | SWE | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 21
S56 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 20
S57 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: +4 | Shots: 31
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IIHF Stats
S58 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -4 | Shots: 10
S59 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: +5 | Shots: 10
S60 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | PIMS: 10 | +/-: +6 | Shots: 10
S62 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 23
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Transactions
S55 -- Drafted Round 1, 11th Overall by Detroit Falcons
S56 -- Drafted Round 1, 7th Overall by San Francisco Pride
Signed 3 year, $7,500,000 contract with San Francisco Pride
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Honors
S57 -- Named Detroit Falcons Alternate Captain
S57 -- SMJHL All-Star
S58 -- Named San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain
S58 -- Ryan Jesster (Rookie of the Year) Trophy Nominee
S58 -- Named to All-Rookie Team
Jean-Pierre Gay || Retired ||
Name: Jean-Pierre Gay
Age: 32
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 239 lbs
Birthplace: Wilcox, SASK, Canada
Number: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S43 | COL | GP: 45 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 40 | Hits: 48 | SB: 32
S44 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 12 | P: 18 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 89 | Hits: 107 | SB: 59
S45 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: +13 | PIM: 63 | Hits: 113 | SB: 39
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S43 | COL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 10 | Hits: 5 | SB: 13
S44 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 34 | Hits: 44 | SB: 18
S45 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 56 | Hits: 35 | SB: 21
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S46 | HAM | GP: 46 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +10 | PIM: 61 | Hits: 125 | SB: 53
S47 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 84 | SB: 35
S48 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 31 | Hits: 65 | SB: 32
S49 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 82 | SB: 75
S50 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +8 | PIM: 71 | Hits: 86 | SB: 56
S51 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 114 | Hits: 131 | SB: 57
S52 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | +/-: -17 | PIM: 78 | Hits: 140 | SB: 62
S53 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 28 | Hits: 52 | SB: 22
S54 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 26 | Hits: 84 | SB: 23
TOT | GP: 446 | G: 8 | A: 68 | P: 76 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 505 | Hits: 849 | SB: 415 |
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S46 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 38 | SB: 11
S48 | HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 6 | SB: 1
S50 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 4 | SB: 7
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SHL Transactions:
S44: Drafted 14th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
S44: Signed 1 year 2 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Signed 1 year 1 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S46: Signed 3 year 3 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S49: Signed 3 year 6 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S51: Traded to the Texas Renegades from the Hamilton Steelhawks
S52: Signed 2 year 4 million dollar contract with Texas Renegades
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SMJHL Transactions:
S43: Drafted 4th Overall by Colorado Raptors
Beau Bent || Retired ||
Name: Beau Bent
Position: Centre
Age: 46
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Number: 20
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S29 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 54
S30 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +/-: 11 | Shots: 172
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S29 | KEL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 31
S30 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 37
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | +/-: -7 | Shots: 106
S32 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 10| A: 12 | P: 22 | +/-: -15 | Shots: 155
S33 | POR | GP: 7 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | +/-: -10 | Shots: 8
S33 | TEX | GP: 43 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: -6 | Shots: 37
S34 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -12 | Shots: 61
S35 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 42
S36 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 4 | P: 11 | +/-: -13 | Shots: 61
S38 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 164
S39 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: +17 | Shots: 151
S40 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 158
S41 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 24 | P: 47 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 175
S42 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 25 | P: 38 | +/-: +2 | Shots: 125
TOT | GP: 550 | G: 131 | A: 149 | P: 280 | +/-: -49 | Shots: 1,243
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NLA Regular Season Stats
S37 | DAV | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 13 | P: 29 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 142
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SHL Playoffs Stats
S34 | TEX | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 6
S35 | TEX | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 7
S36 | TEX | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 21
S40 | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 21
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Transactions
SMJHL: Undrafted
Signed: Kelowna Knights $2,000,000 (S29)
SHL: Undrafted
Signed: Signed as Undrafted Free Agent by Portland Admirals
Traded: Traded to the Texas Renegades (S33)
Released and Loaned by Texas Renegades to HC Davos (S37)
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SHL Accomplishments:
Named to SHL All-Rookie Team (S31)
Named Portland Admirals Captain (S32)
Won Challenge Cup With Texas (S36)
Matthew Buchesner || Retired ||
Name: Matthew Buchesner
Position: Defense
Age: 63
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 216 lbs
Birthplace: Sacramento, California
Number: 55
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S12 | CHI | GP: 39 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | PIMS: 34 | +/-: 3 | Hits: 62 | SB: 40 |
S13 | VAN | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 13 | SB: 8
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S12 | CHI | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 19 | SB: 9 |
S13 | VAN | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 9 | SB: 3 |
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S13 | LVK | GP: 49 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 45 | SB: 32 |
S14 | LVK | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | PIMS: 40 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 81 | SB: 71 |
S15 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: 23 | PIMS: 61 | +/-: 5 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 |
S16 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 54| +/-: -1 | Hits: 148 | SB: 75 |
S17 | SEA | GP: 38 | G: 1 | A: 15 | P: 16 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 95 | SB: 57 |
S17 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 12 | +/-: -5 | Hits: 14 | SB: 10 |
S18 | EDM | GP: 46 | G: 5 | A: 21 | P: 26 | PIMS: 46 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 84 | SB: 68 |
S19 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P: 17 | PIMS: 36 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 |
S20 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 28 | P: 32 | PIMS: 54 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 129 | SB: 55 |
S21 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 86 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 127 | SB: 65 |
S22 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 119 | SB: 66 |
S23 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 79 | +/-: 7 | Hits: 120 | SB: 66 |
S24 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 66 | +/-: -4 | Hits: 155 | SB: 62 |
TOT | GP: 603 | G: 38 | A: 197 | P: 235 | PIMS: 662 | +/-: 25 | Hits: 1327 | SB: 733 |
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SHL Playoff Stats
S17 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: -3 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8 |
S18 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 23 | SB: 14 |
S21 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 18 | SB: 4 |
S22 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 14 | +/-: 1 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15 |
S23 | EDM | GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | PIMS: 41 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 46 | SB: 22 |
TOT | GP: 57 | G: 5 | A: 15 | P: 20 | PIMS: 85 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 123 | SB: 63 |
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SHL Coaching Record:
S33 | TEX | W: 15 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S34 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 18 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN CONFERENCE FINALS
S35 | TEX | W: 26 | L: 19 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S36 | TEX | W: 29 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | WON CHAMPIONSHIP
S37 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S38 | TEX | W: 19 | L: 27 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S39 | TEX | W: 24 | L: 20 | OTL: 6 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S40 | TEX | W: 32 | L: 12 | OTL: 6 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S41 | TEX | W: 16 | L: 30 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S42 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
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Transactions:
Drafted - S12 Chicago Hitmen (4th Overall)
Drafted - S13 Las Vegas Kings (2nd Overall)
Signed - 3 Year, 12 Million Dollar Contract (S13, Las Vegas)
Signed - 2 Year, 5 Million Dollar Contract (S16, Seattle)
Traded - Traded to Edmonton (S17)
Signed - 3 Year, 9 Million Dollar Contract (S18, Edmonton)
Signed - 2 Year, 8.5 Million Dollar Contract (S21, Edmonton)
Signed - 3 Year, 4.5 Million Dollar Contract (S23, Edmonton)
Retired - S23 Offseason
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SHL Accomplishments:
Named Head Coach of Texas Renegades (S33)
Challenge Cup, Texas Renegades (S36)
Joe McKeil Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Coach)
Joe McKeil Trophy (S42) (Leagues Best Coach)
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SMJHL Accomplishments:
Jersey Retired by the ST. LOUIS SCARECROWS (CHICAGO HITMEN), #4 (S16)
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SMJHL Awards:
Quilha Agante Trophy (S12) (Leagues Top Defenseman)
Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S12) (Most Dedicated)
Zach Miller || Retired ||
Name: Zach Miller
Position: Right Wing
Age: 69
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 184 lbs
Birthplace: New Westminster, BC
Number: 21
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NWJHL Stats Season 5:
GP: 40 | G: 34 | A: 31 | P: 65 | PIMS: 81 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 153 |
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NWJHL Playoff Stats Season 5:
GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | PIMS: 15 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 19 |
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S6 | MIN | GP: 56 | G: 18 | A: 18 | P: 36 | PIMS: 102 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 143 |
S7 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 24 | P: 41 | PIMS: 77 | +/-: 16 | Shots: 126 |
S8 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 22 | P: 40 | PIMS: 29 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 174 |
S9 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | PIMS: 6 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 104 |
S10 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 31 | A: 36 | P: 67 | PIM: 18 | +/-: 15 | Shots: 135 |
S11 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 30 | A: 34 | P: 64 | PIM: 27 | +/-: 20 | Shots: 125 |
S12 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | PIM: 22 | +/-: 5 | Shots: 150 |
TOT | GP: 356 | G: 154 | A: 173 | P: 327 | PIM: 281 | +/-: 72 | Shots: 957
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SHL Playoff Stats
S6 | MIN | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | PIMS: 27 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 32 |
S7 | MIN | DNQ
S8 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 7 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 37 |
S9 | MIN | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | PIM: 2 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 15 |
S10 | MIN | GP: 21 | G: 9 | A: 11 | P: 20 | PIM: 6 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 48 |
S11 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | PIM: 4 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 34 |
S12 | MIN | GP: 18 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | PIM: 0 | +/-: 6 | Shots: 58 |
TOT | GP: 87 | G: 37 | A: 39 | P: 76 | PIM: 46 | +/-: 18 | Shots: 224
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Transactions:
Drafted - S5 Prince George Firebirds (7th Overall)
Drafted - S6 Minnesota Chiefs (4th Overall)
Signed - 6 Year, 15 Million Dollar Contract (S8, Minnesota)
Retired - S12 Offseason
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SMJHL Accomplishments:
Most Goals (S5)
Co-Leader in Points (S5)
Captain of the All-Star Team (S5)
Hired as Prince George Firebirds Co-GM (S6)
Promoted to Prince George Firebirds GM (S8)
Award for “Most Dedicated Player” named after Zach Miller
GM of the Four Star Cup Winning Team (S8, S20)
Jersey Retired by the PRINCE GEORGE FIREBIRDS, #16 (S10)
Named SMJHL Commissioner (S10-S17)
Hired as St. Louis Scarecrows GM (S18-S23)
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SMJHL Player Awards:
Drayson Williams Award Winner (S5) (League Leader in Goals)
Aaron Brown Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted by the Fans)
Ideen Fallah Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted on by the GM’s)
Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S5) (Most Dedicated)
Laurifer Trophy (S5, Prince George) (Team with the Best Overall Record)
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SMJHL GM Awards:
Four Star Cup (GM) (S8, Prince George) (Championship Trophy)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S8) (Executive of the Year)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S18) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S18) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S19) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S19) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S20) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S20) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Four Star Cup (S20) (Championship Trophy)
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SHL Accomplishments:
7 Time SHL All-Star (S6-S12)
Promoted to Minnesota Chiefs Head GM (S9)
Minnesota Chiefs All-Time Leader in Points (S11-S28)
Jersey Retired by the MINNESOTA CHIEFS #21 (S13)
Awarded Expansion Team in Season 25 Expansion
Portland Admirals GM (S25-S30)
Named to SHL Head Office (S32-S34)
Named Senior Advisor of the Texas Renegades (S34-S39)
Named Assistant General Manager of the Texas Renegades (S39-S44)
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SHL Awards:
Ryan Jesster Award Nomination (S6) (Leagues Best Rookie)
Jeff Dar Award Nomination (S7) (Best Defensive Forward)
Challenge Cup Championship (S10)
Challenge Cup Championship (S12)
Anton Razov Award Nomination (S12) (MVP Of Playoffs)
Damien Littleton Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Executive)
Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee (S42) (Leagues Best Executive)
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IIHF Accomplishments:
Team Canada Captain WJC (S6)
Team World GM (S7)
Named to Team Canada (S8-S12)
Named to Team Canada Olympic Team (S10)
Bronze Medal Team Canada WJC (S5)
Silver Medal Team Canada (S8)
Gold Medal Team Canada Olympic Team (S10)
Gold Medal Team Canada (S12)
I will say this league has taken strides. I remember when Carl retired over Brandon Sutter we just bullied him further
Yngve "Oskar" Simonsson || Left Wing || Seattle Argonauts ||
Name: Yngve Simonsson (aka. Oskar Simonsson)
Age: 20
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180
Birthplace: Luleå, Sweden
Number: 26
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S58 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 22 | P: 47 | +/-: -42 | PIMS: 21 | Shots: 170
S59 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 23 | P: 36 | +/-: -22 | PIMS: 20 | Shots: 150
S60 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 20 | P: 29 | +/-: -34 | PIMS: 22 | Shots: 158
S61 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 31 | P: 52 | +/-: +22 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 188
S62 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 28 | P: 43 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 8 | Shots: 182
S63 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 19 | P: 43 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 193
S64 | SFP | GP: 47 | G: 9 | A: 25 | P: 34 | +/-: +14 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 97
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SHL Playoffs Stats:
S58 | SFP | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -7 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 20
S59 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 14
S60 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 7
S61 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13
S62 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11
S63 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S55 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/-: -9 | PIMS: 16 | Shots: 95
S56 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 21 | P: 33 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 10 | Shots: 124
S57 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 26 | P: 53 | +/-: 9 | PIMS: 18 | Shots: 203
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats:
S55 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 6
S56 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 19
S57 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11
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WJC Stats
S54 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -11 | Shots: 7
S55 | SWE | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 21
S56 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 20
S57 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: +4 | Shots: 31
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IIHF Stats
S58 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -4 | Shots: 10
S59 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: +5 | Shots: 10
S60 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | PIMS: 10 | +/-: +6 | Shots: 10
S62 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 23
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Transactions
S55 -- Drafted Round 1, 11th Overall by Detroit Falcons
S56 -- Drafted Round 1, 7th Overall by San Francisco Pride
Signed 3 year, $7,500,000 contract with San Francisco Pride
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Honors
S57 -- Named Detroit Falcons Alternate Captain
S57 -- SMJHL All-Star
S58 -- Named San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain
S58 -- Ryan Jesster (Rookie of the Year) Trophy Nominee
S58 -- Named to All-Rookie Team
Jean-Pierre Gay || Retired ||
Name: Jean-Pierre Gay
Age: 32
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 239 lbs
Birthplace: Wilcox, SASK, Canada
Number: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S43 | COL | GP: 45 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 40 | Hits: 48 | SB: 32
S44 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 12 | P: 18 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 89 | Hits: 107 | SB: 59
S45 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: +13 | PIM: 63 | Hits: 113 | SB: 39
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S43 | COL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 10 | Hits: 5 | SB: 13
S44 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 34 | Hits: 44 | SB: 18
S45 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 56 | Hits: 35 | SB: 21
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S46 | HAM | GP: 46 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +10 | PIM: 61 | Hits: 125 | SB: 53
S47 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 84 | SB: 35
S48 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 31 | Hits: 65 | SB: 32
S49 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 82 | SB: 75
S50 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +8 | PIM: 71 | Hits: 86 | SB: 56
S51 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 114 | Hits: 131 | SB: 57
S52 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | +/-: -17 | PIM: 78 | Hits: 140 | SB: 62
S53 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 28 | Hits: 52 | SB: 22
S54 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 26 | Hits: 84 | SB: 23
TOT | GP: 446 | G: 8 | A: 68 | P: 76 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 505 | Hits: 849 | SB: 415 |
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S46 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 38 | SB: 11
S48 | HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 6 | SB: 1
S50 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 4 | SB: 7
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SHL Transactions:
S44: Drafted 14th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
S44: Signed 1 year 2 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Signed 1 year 1 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S46: Signed 3 year 3 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S49: Signed 3 year 6 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S51: Traded to the Texas Renegades from the Hamilton Steelhawks
S52: Signed 2 year 4 million dollar contract with Texas Renegades
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SMJHL Transactions:
S43: Drafted 4th Overall by Colorado Raptors
Beau Bent || Retired ||
Name: Beau Bent
Position: Centre
Age: 46
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Number: 20
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S29 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 54
S30 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +/-: 11 | Shots: 172
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S29 | KEL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 31
S30 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 37
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | +/-: -7 | Shots: 106
S32 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 10| A: 12 | P: 22 | +/-: -15 | Shots: 155
S33 | POR | GP: 7 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | +/-: -10 | Shots: 8
S33 | TEX | GP: 43 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: -6 | Shots: 37
S34 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -12 | Shots: 61
S35 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 42
S36 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 4 | P: 11 | +/-: -13 | Shots: 61
S38 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 164
S39 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: +17 | Shots: 151
S40 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 158
S41 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 24 | P: 47 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 175
S42 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 25 | P: 38 | +/-: +2 | Shots: 125
TOT | GP: 550 | G: 131 | A: 149 | P: 280 | +/-: -49 | Shots: 1,243
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NLA Regular Season Stats
S37 | DAV | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 13 | P: 29 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 142
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SHL Playoffs Stats
S34 | TEX | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 6
S35 | TEX | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 7
S36 | TEX | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 21
S40 | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 21
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Transactions
SMJHL: Undrafted
Signed: Kelowna Knights $2,000,000 (S29)
SHL: Undrafted
Signed: Signed as Undrafted Free Agent by Portland Admirals
Traded: Traded to the Texas Renegades (S33)
Released and Loaned by Texas Renegades to HC Davos (S37)
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SHL Accomplishments:
Named to SHL All-Rookie Team (S31)
Named Portland Admirals Captain (S32)
Won Challenge Cup With Texas (S36)
Matthew Buchesner || Retired ||
Name: Matthew Buchesner
Position: Defense
Age: 63
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 216 lbs
Birthplace: Sacramento, California
Number: 55
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S12 | CHI | GP: 39 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | PIMS: 34 | +/-: 3 | Hits: 62 | SB: 40 |
S13 | VAN | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 13 | SB: 8
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S12 | CHI | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 19 | SB: 9 |
S13 | VAN | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 9 | SB: 3 |
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S13 | LVK | GP: 49 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 45 | SB: 32 |
S14 | LVK | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | PIMS: 40 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 81 | SB: 71 |
S15 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: 23 | PIMS: 61 | +/-: 5 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 |
S16 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 54| +/-: -1 | Hits: 148 | SB: 75 |
S17 | SEA | GP: 38 | G: 1 | A: 15 | P: 16 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 95 | SB: 57 |
S17 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 12 | +/-: -5 | Hits: 14 | SB: 10 |
S18 | EDM | GP: 46 | G: 5 | A: 21 | P: 26 | PIMS: 46 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 84 | SB: 68 |
S19 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P: 17 | PIMS: 36 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 |
S20 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 28 | P: 32 | PIMS: 54 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 129 | SB: 55 |
S21 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 86 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 127 | SB: 65 |
S22 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 119 | SB: 66 |
S23 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 79 | +/-: 7 | Hits: 120 | SB: 66 |
S24 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 66 | +/-: -4 | Hits: 155 | SB: 62 |
TOT | GP: 603 | G: 38 | A: 197 | P: 235 | PIMS: 662 | +/-: 25 | Hits: 1327 | SB: 733 |
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SHL Playoff Stats
S17 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: -3 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8 |
S18 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 23 | SB: 14 |
S21 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 18 | SB: 4 |
S22 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 14 | +/-: 1 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15 |
S23 | EDM | GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | PIMS: 41 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 46 | SB: 22 |
TOT | GP: 57 | G: 5 | A: 15 | P: 20 | PIMS: 85 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 123 | SB: 63 |
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SHL Coaching Record:
S33 | TEX | W: 15 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S34 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 18 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN CONFERENCE FINALS
S35 | TEX | W: 26 | L: 19 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S36 | TEX | W: 29 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | WON CHAMPIONSHIP
S37 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S38 | TEX | W: 19 | L: 27 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S39 | TEX | W: 24 | L: 20 | OTL: 6 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S40 | TEX | W: 32 | L: 12 | OTL: 6 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S41 | TEX | W: 16 | L: 30 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S42 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
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Transactions:
Drafted - S12 Chicago Hitmen (4th Overall)
Drafted - S13 Las Vegas Kings (2nd Overall)
Signed - 3 Year, 12 Million Dollar Contract (S13, Las Vegas)
Signed - 2 Year, 5 Million Dollar Contract (S16, Seattle)
Traded - Traded to Edmonton (S17)
Signed - 3 Year, 9 Million Dollar Contract (S18, Edmonton)
Signed - 2 Year, 8.5 Million Dollar Contract (S21, Edmonton)
Signed - 3 Year, 4.5 Million Dollar Contract (S23, Edmonton)
Retired - S23 Offseason
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SHL Accomplishments:
Named Head Coach of Texas Renegades (S33)
Challenge Cup, Texas Renegades (S36)
Joe McKeil Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Coach)
Joe McKeil Trophy (S42) (Leagues Best Coach)
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SMJHL Accomplishments:
Jersey Retired by the ST. LOUIS SCARECROWS (CHICAGO HITMEN), #4 (S16)
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SMJHL Awards:
Quilha Agante Trophy (S12) (Leagues Top Defenseman)
Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S12) (Most Dedicated)
Zach Miller || Retired ||
Name: Zach Miller
Position: Right Wing
Age: 69
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 184 lbs
Birthplace: New Westminster, BC
Number: 21
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NWJHL Stats Season 5:
GP: 40 | G: 34 | A: 31 | P: 65 | PIMS: 81 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 153 |
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NWJHL Playoff Stats Season 5:
GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | PIMS: 15 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 19 |
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S6 | MIN | GP: 56 | G: 18 | A: 18 | P: 36 | PIMS: 102 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 143 |
S7 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 24 | P: 41 | PIMS: 77 | +/-: 16 | Shots: 126 |
S8 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 22 | P: 40 | PIMS: 29 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 174 |
S9 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | PIMS: 6 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 104 |
S10 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 31 | A: 36 | P: 67 | PIM: 18 | +/-: 15 | Shots: 135 |
S11 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 30 | A: 34 | P: 64 | PIM: 27 | +/-: 20 | Shots: 125 |
S12 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | PIM: 22 | +/-: 5 | Shots: 150 |
TOT | GP: 356 | G: 154 | A: 173 | P: 327 | PIM: 281 | +/-: 72 | Shots: 957
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SHL Playoff Stats
S6 | MIN | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | PIMS: 27 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 32 |
S7 | MIN | DNQ
S8 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 7 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 37 |
S9 | MIN | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | PIM: 2 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 15 |
S10 | MIN | GP: 21 | G: 9 | A: 11 | P: 20 | PIM: 6 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 48 |
S11 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | PIM: 4 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 34 |
S12 | MIN | GP: 18 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | PIM: 0 | +/-: 6 | Shots: 58 |
TOT | GP: 87 | G: 37 | A: 39 | P: 76 | PIM: 46 | +/-: 18 | Shots: 224
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Transactions:
Drafted - S5 Prince George Firebirds (7th Overall)
Drafted - S6 Minnesota Chiefs (4th Overall)
Signed - 6 Year, 15 Million Dollar Contract (S8, Minnesota)
Retired - S12 Offseason
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SMJHL Accomplishments:
Most Goals (S5)
Co-Leader in Points (S5)
Captain of the All-Star Team (S5)
Hired as Prince George Firebirds Co-GM (S6)
Promoted to Prince George Firebirds GM (S8)
Award for “Most Dedicated Player” named after Zach Miller
GM of the Four Star Cup Winning Team (S8, S20)
Jersey Retired by the PRINCE GEORGE FIREBIRDS, #16 (S10)
Named SMJHL Commissioner (S10-S17)
Hired as St. Louis Scarecrows GM (S18-S23)
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SMJHL Player Awards:
Drayson Williams Award Winner (S5) (League Leader in Goals)
Aaron Brown Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted by the Fans)
Ideen Fallah Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted on by the GM’s)
Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S5) (Most Dedicated)
Laurifer Trophy (S5, Prince George) (Team with the Best Overall Record)
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SMJHL GM Awards:
Four Star Cup (GM) (S8, Prince George) (Championship Trophy)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S8) (Executive of the Year)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S18) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S18) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S19) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S19) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S20) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S20) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Four Star Cup (S20) (Championship Trophy)
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SHL Accomplishments:
7 Time SHL All-Star (S6-S12)
Promoted to Minnesota Chiefs Head GM (S9)
Minnesota Chiefs All-Time Leader in Points (S11-S28)
Jersey Retired by the MINNESOTA CHIEFS #21 (S13)
Awarded Expansion Team in Season 25 Expansion
Portland Admirals GM (S25-S30)
Named to SHL Head Office (S32-S34)
Named Senior Advisor of the Texas Renegades (S34-S39)
Named Assistant General Manager of the Texas Renegades (S39-S44)
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SHL Awards:
Ryan Jesster Award Nomination (S6) (Leagues Best Rookie)
Jeff Dar Award Nomination (S7) (Best Defensive Forward)
Challenge Cup Championship (S10)
Challenge Cup Championship (S12)
Anton Razov Award Nomination (S12) (MVP Of Playoffs)
Damien Littleton Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Executive)
Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee (S42) (Leagues Best Executive)
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IIHF Accomplishments:
Team Canada Captain WJC (S6)
Team World GM (S7)
Named to Team Canada (S8-S12)
Named to Team Canada Olympic Team (S10)
Bronze Medal Team Canada WJC (S5)
Silver Medal Team Canada (S8)
Gold Medal Team Canada Olympic Team (S10)
Gold Medal Team Canada (S12)
02-02-2021, 01:05 AM PremierBromanov Wrote: 02-01-2021, 11:45 PM karey Wrote: Kid A gets poked every day by Kid B
Kid A finally loses it and throws a fit and punches Kid B
Kid B is shook and feels bad. Kid A is regretful for freaking out but is still mad.
Teacher comes in. Yells at Kid A for punch but hears about the poking.
Teacher tries to get Kid B suspended for bullying.
Principal asks why suspension. Teacher says Kid B is a bad bully who abuses Kid A.
Principal asks why teacher hasn't stopped it before.
Teacher lies and says he has been trying, daily.
Book gets thrown at Kid B.
Popular kids continue defending Kid B.
is this some weird meta humor im too stupid to understand
This is just an excerpt from the SHL Middle School chronicles
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02-02-2021, 01:20 AM JumpierPegasus Wrote: 02-01-2021, 11:45 PM karey Wrote: Kid A gets poked every day by Kid B
Kid A finally loses it and throws a fit and punches Kid B
Kid B is shook and feels bad. Kid A is regretful for freaking out but is still mad.
Teacher comes in. Yells at Kid A for punch but hears about the poking.
Teacher tries to get Kid B suspended for bullying.
Principal asks why suspension. Teacher says Kid B is a bad bully who abuses Kid A.
Principal asks why teacher hasn't stopped it before.
Teacher lies and says he has been trying, daily.
Book gets thrown at Kid B.
Popular kids continue defending Kid B.
Yoooo when did Radiohead release Kid B?
You and I both know that Kid B is
Origin of Symmetry by Muse.
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Pffff I would be honored, if Ragnar gnome me....
Not gonna thank anyone