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S58 mPT #3 What Does SHL Stand For?

Oh, it's just the new SonicWall Hardware License we have to start paying for all of our firewalls. So just make sure to add that to every invoice going forward.

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Today I forgot I was wearing my Seattle Argonauts shirt and my brother asked wtf the Seattle Argonauts were and I lied and told him one of my old hockey teammates was really into graphic design and we were farting around designing team concepts and he made a shirt for me because he liked one I came up with. This worked. SHL stands for Suspicion, Had to Lie

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I honestly don't think anyone who knows me would be surprised that I am a part of something like the SHL but if I was forced to lie about what it stands for I would have to pick Steamed Hams League. Then I would just pivot into a joke about steamed hams and it being more of an Albany expression compared to Utica. Definitely not steamed clams tho, or Krusty Burgers that I bought and claimed were my own. Pay no attention to the Aurora Borealis in the kitchen.

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If my wife didn't approve of my sim leaguing (let's be fair she nothings it) I would let her know the SHL stands for Sick Halfpipe Landings. I've never skated in my life before but I would let her know I'm taking up a new hobby - skateboarding.
SHL is of course I place to go to get tutelage on the ins and outs of Skateboarding. How to drop into the half-pipe, how to land a sweet kick flip, how to grind a rail... All the way up to how to gazelle flip.
If she asked to see this site I would just put on some suck Tony Hawks videos on YouTube and explain the difference between an ollie and a nollie


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No need to try and lie about it. Take the shame and then eventually your partner decides to join after hearing you talk about it every day for 2 years and then they go on to do more things in the league than yourself. Easy win to be honest. If I had to choose something though it would be Save Human Life to help combat the thought of mental illness and depression.

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What's that? "What's the SHL", you ask? Shitty Hotdog Legend - the newest smash hit video roleplaying game in which you must navigate the cruel world as a Hotdog, avoiding would-be predators and becoming the legend you ought to become.

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Oh, I love explaining my weird hockey league to people. To me, it’s no more weird than playing dungeons and dragons, or video games. If I were to lie, I would use my vast imagination to tell them that SHL stands for Swedish Hockey League. Although, I think being deeply invested in either is nearly equally as weird for someone in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin with no material ties to Sweden.

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Um, honey, I don't know how to break to this to you. But I participate in the "secret honey league" Its a place were uh, men who keep secret beehives and harvest honey meet up. Thats why its a secret. Yes, i spend all day on multiple discords talking to other people who participate in the secret honey league. I actually was a big part of the Season 53 Honey winner...  Yes this is very important to me, thats why i'm always on my computer and hiding this from you, don't check my browser history ok?

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My wife won't care, but I could not explain this to my boss with a straight face. But, I guess it would go something like this: Stealthy Hawaiian Lizards. Yes, that's right. It's not creepy or weird at all. Just learning about these shady little guys who are really controlling the world's hockey leagues. You wouldn't think so, but it's a huge conspiracy I tell you! Far better than telling her that I'm actually a massive nerd and also telling her a story like this makes me sound completely sane and everything too.

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Since in this weird reality I somehow care about what people think of my after work activities, I'll say it stand for serious hockey league, a very real and serious hockey league I'm a part of

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I'm doing research into how to Softly Handle Lemons. We have a huge problem in the house with our lemons being bruised so I'm looking into how we can handle them more appropriately for greater Lemony goodness.

The SHL stands for smokers help line. I've bene chain-smoking because of my gambling addiction. I took the New Orleans Specters Over .. I mean the New Orleans PELICANS over and now im really... uhh never mind.. I gotta go watch the sim now.. I mean watch the game.. Uhhhhhh!!

HI, I am just working on learning more about Simulated Hypothetical Logistics, was something mentioned to me at work that might help me with new projects. It is very complicated, don't worry about it. 35 w

I exclusively do SHL related things while chilling on the john. Hiding in the bathroom is the only place I can update and catch up with my SHL bros, therefore the SHL stands for the Stinky Hygienic Lounge in my house. I've tried to browse the site on my computer, but it's more fun in the bathroom imo

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SHL obviously stands for the Stegosaurus Hockey League because I'm in the league. It is important to represent dinosaurs in league-wide affairs. We're a growing segment of the hockey community.




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