Damn, caught again. It’s not what it sounds like, babe. SHL is an acronym I use at work for Signature House, LLC. You’d be bored to tears if I explained.

Nick Connolly || LW #9 || Chicago Syndicate || 1457 TPE

Height: 5’10”

Weight: 195 lbs

Number: 9

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Career Milestones:

S48: Drafted 9th overall by Chicago in SHL Entry Draft

S47: Drafted 6th overall by Anaheim in SMJHL Entry Draft

S47: Won Four Star Cup with Anaheim

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SMJHL Career Statistics:

S47 ANA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | -6 | PIM: 6

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SMJHL Playoff Statistics

S47 ANA | GP: 18 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -2 | PIM: 2

Nick Connolly - Update Thread

 

The SHL really stands for Simple Healthy Living, a brand new subscription service that delivers fresh vegetables right to your front door! All you need to do is create a player (a fun little thing they call their patrons), and you will be connected to a team of specialists to help you along your journey. Just visit us at simulationhockey.com and get 10 percent off of your first order, as well as other benefits when you use the promo code "MCP_" at checkout!

Jøln DuBølk || D || Lethbridge Lions

Drafted 39th Overall in the S45 SMJHL Entry Draft

Drafted 24th Overall in the S46 SHL Entry Draft

19 G/67 A/86 P

S48 Four Star Cup Champion

S48 IIHF - Gold Medal

S49 All Rookie Team

S52 IIHF - Silver Medal

S54 Challenge Cup Champion

     

HAHAHAHA. First, people need to spend time around me to hear me talking about anything, especially the SHL. Second, I clearly have no shame, my real name is even attached to this place. But sure, let's call it Stupid Hotline for Losers. Idk.

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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets
Name: Zach Evans
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 18
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SHL Career Statistics:
S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59
S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106
S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96
S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113
S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140
S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220
S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158
S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85
S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49
S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82
S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6
S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15
S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17
S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27
CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7
S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16
S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81
S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32
S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31
S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7
S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26
S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4
S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3
S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44
S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0
S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9
CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7
S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17
S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12
S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10
S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22
S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5
S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8
S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5
S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11
S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8
S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7
S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1
S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft
S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner
Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft
S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit)
S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S38 SHL First-Team All-Star
S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47
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Two things are infinite.

Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX
Name: Nikolai Evans
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 19
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32
S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37
S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51
S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39
CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3
S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8
S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6
CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25
S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4
S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2
S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2
S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12
S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0
S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7
CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23
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WJC Statistics:
S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13
S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14
S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season
Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season
S48 Fantasy Global Champion
S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner
I'll finish updating this at some point
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The Russian Prince

Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles
Name: Zdenko Beranek
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 27
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6
S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft
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Le Petite Chèvre

The Simulation Hockey League is a multistage aerobic capacity League that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 game Hockey League will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The simulated games start slowly but get faster each minute after you hear this signal: "Lee Out". A single game should be completed every time you hear this sound. "Lee Out". Remember to simulate in a straight line and play as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a game before the sound, your player is retired. The simulation will begin on the worst start. On your mark. Get ready. Start.

                    John Brown | RD | TBB
570 TPE, 6'3, 204 lbs.
S67 - Drafted 1OA by the Nevada Battleborn
S68 - SMJHL All-Star
S68 - Drafted 6OA by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S69 - SMJHL All-Star
S69 - SMJHL All Defense Team
S69 - Alexis Metzler Award
S70 - SMJHL All-Star

S66 Damian Littleton

      Joseph Weston || Winger || Los Angeles Panthers        
Joseph Weston || Winger || Los Angeles Panthers        
                                  1885 Peak TPE, 6'1", 202 Lbs.
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Regular Season Stats:
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 08 | A: 03 | P: 11 | +/-: 03 | MP: 621
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 22 | P: 39 | +/-: 02 | MP: 766
S51 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 28 | P: 48 | +/-: 25 | MP: 807
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 20 | P: 39 | +/-: 08 | MP: 957
S53 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 19 | P: 29 | +/-: 11 | TOI: 17:06
S54 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 06 | A: 14 | P: 20 | +/-: -6 | TOI: 17:17
S55 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 17 | P: 29 | +/-: 15 | TOI: 16:57
S56 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 29 | P: 46 | +/-: 44 | TOI: 18:33
S57 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 27 | P: 55 | +/-: 33 | TOI: 18:57
S58 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 28 | P: 56 | +/-: 31 | TOI: 20:19
S59 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 42 | P: 73 | +/-: 31 | TOI: 22:15
S60 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 31 | P: 59 | +/-: 27 | TOI: 22:09
S61 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 35 | P: 71 | +/-: 13 | TOI: 21:45
S62 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 44 | P: 69 | +/-: 12 | TOI: 21:19
S63 | TOR | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 27 | P: 38 | +/-: -15 | TOI: 19:40
S64 | LAP  | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 28 | P: 46 | +/-: 19 | TOI: 18:11
S65 | LAP  | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 24 | P: 38 | +/-: 21 | TOI: 17:53
S66 | LAP | GP: TBD | G: TBD | A: TBD | P: TBD | +/-: TBD | TOI: TBD
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Awards:
S49 Montreal Militia Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Carolina Kraken Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S50 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy
S50 WJC USA Bronze Medal
S50 & S51 Carolina Kraken Assistant Captain
S51 SMJHL All-Star
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S52 Carolina Kraken Captain
S52 WJC USA Captain
S53 SHL All-Rookie Team
S54 Calgary Dragons Assistant Captain
S56-S58 Calgary Dragons Assistant Captain
S59-S63 Calgary Dragons Captain
S59 SHL All-Star Game
S60 SHL All-Star Game
S61 SHL All-Star Game
S63 United States of America IIHF Gold Medal
S63 SHL All-Star Game
S65 Challenge Cup Champion


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So my family already knows i spend to much time on some fake hockey thing, but if i had to come up with something else to lie about, it would he the Second Hamburger Lunch

 

Iliket Urtles | #72 | RW | Hamilton Steelhawks | S70 | 1407 TPE (S69 - )

  

   

Adam Scianna | #31 | D | Texas Renegades | S52 | 2168 TPE (S51 - S68) 

Birthplace: Trondheim, Norway

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 225 lbs

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season 

S55 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 5  A: 16  P: 21 +/-: +3  PIM: 18  HIT: 72  SB: 55 |

S56 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 11  A: 13  P: 24 +/-: +6  PIM: 24  HIT: 72  SB: 54 |

S57 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 9  A: 33  P: 42 +/-: +24  PIM: 32  HIT: 80  SB: 98 |

S58 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 33  P: 52 +/-: +49  PIM: 17  HIT: 83  SB: 98 |

S59 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 12  A: 37  P: 49 +/-: +40  PIM: 18  HIT: 89  SB: 91 |

S60 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 27  P: 46 +/-: +17  PIM: 14  HIT: 68  SB: 87 |

S61 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 18  A: 36  P: 54 +/-: +29  PIM: 12  HIT: 26  SB: 99 |

S62 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 15  A: 43  P: 58 +/-: +29  PIM: 8  HIT: 14  SB: 84 |

S63 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 13  A: 30  P: 43 +/-: +39  PIM: 12  HIT: 73  SB: 108 |

S64 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 16  A: 30  P: 46 +/-: +27  PIM: 16  HIT: 107  SB: 112 |

S65 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 8  A: 22  P: 30 +/-: -30  PIM: 16  HIT: 104  SB: 157 |

S66 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 5  A: 15  P: 20 +/-: -18  PIM: 24  HIT: 58  SB: 100 |

S67 [LAP] | GP: 66  G: 2  A: 10  P: 10 +/-: /5  PIM: 20  HIT: 63  SB: 33 |

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IIHF

S51 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 28  SB: 27 |

S52 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 0  P: 1  +/-: +1  PIM: 4  HIT: 25  SB: 7 |

S53 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 1  P: 1  +/-: -5  PIM: 7  HIT: 14  SB: 7 |

S54 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 0  P: 2  +/-: -1  PIM: 2  HIT: 22  SB: 9 |

S55 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 4  P: 5  +/-: +0  PIM: 11  HIT: 18  SB: 14 |

S56 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 0  HIT: 11  SB: 25 |

S57 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 6  P: 9  +/-: +4  PIM: 4  HIT: 12  SB: 34 |

S58 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 7  P: 10  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 12  SB: 25 |

S59 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 5  A: 6  P: 11  +/-: +9  PIM: 6  HIT: 9  SB: 11 |

S60 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 6  A: 6  P: 12  +/-: +6  PIM: 2  HIT: 5  SB: 13 |

S61 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 2  P: 3  +/-: +3  PIM: 4  HIT: 14  SB: 12 |

S62 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: -1  PIM: 6  HIT: 21  SB: 10 |

S63 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 5  P: 5  +/-: -5  PIM: 2  HIT: 18  SB: 19 |

S64 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: +3  PIM: 2  HIT: 16  SB: 7 |

S65 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 3  P: 3  +/-: -4  PIM: 0  HIT: 13  SB: 13 |

S66 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 7  P: 9  +/-: +1  PIM: 5  HIT: 12  SB: 9 |

S67 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 6  P: 8  +/-: +5  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 4 |

S68 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 6  P: 7  +/-: -9  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 7 |

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Career History

S51 SMJHL Draft 2nd Round - 12th Overall by Kelowna 

S52 SHL Draft 1st Round - 3rd Overall by Texas

S52 Zach Miller Tropey - Most Dedicated Player 

S52 Elias Armia Award - The Commissioner's Award of Excellence

S53 Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights

S55 Called up to the Texas Renegades 

S55 SHL All-Rookie Team

S59 Challenge Cup Champion

S62 Challenge Cup Champion

S67 IIHF Gold Medal Winner 

S68 Announces Retirement

    

SHL clearly stands for "Some Homemade Lager" because the sim in this league has had one too many with the results we have been seeing so far this season. Cheers. (30 words)

Julian Eaglesong | C | Edmonton Blizzard | 1377 Peak TPE
Name: Julian Eaglesong
Birthplace: Cologne, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 91

S65 SMJHL Draft: Round 1 Pick 7 by Carolina Kraken

S66 SHL Draft: Round 1 Pick 15 by Edmonton Blizzard

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SHL Regular Season Statistics
| S69 | EDM | 66 GP | 21 G | 28 A | 49 P | +6 | 30 SB | 31 PIM | 48 Hits |

| S70 | EDM | 66 GP | 15 G | 39 A | 54 P | +16 | 48 SB | 36 PIM | 102 Hits |

| S71 | EDM | 66 GP | 15 G | 32 A | 48 P | +8 | 30 SB | 30 PIM | 56 Hits |

| S72 | EDM | 66 GP | 35 G | 33 A | 68 P | +32 | 56 SB | 40 PIM | 74 Hits |

| S73 | EDM | 66 GP | 32 G | 29 A | 61 P | +50 | 42 SB | 24 PIM | 67 Hits |

| S74 | EDM | 66 GP | 46 G | 48 A | 94 P | +59 | 42 SB | 46 PIM | 82 Hits |

| S75 | EDM | 66 GP | 23 G | 38 A | 61 P | +33 | 30 SB | 22 PIM | 50 Hits |

| S76 | EDM | 66 GP | 44 G | 43 A | 87 P | -23 | 31 SB | 74 PIM | 73 Hits |

| S77 | EDM | 66 GP | 29 G | 40 A | 69 P | -66 | 13 SB | 64 PIM | 58 Hits |
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SHL Playoff Statistics

| S69 | EDM | 9 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | +4 | 8 SB | 0 PIM | 10 Hits |

| S70 | EDM | 5 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 1 SB | 0 PIM | 7 Hits |

| S71 | EDM | 14 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +11 | 14 SB | 4 PIM | 8 Hits |

| S72 | EDM | 15 GP | 13 G | 7 A | 20 P | +6 | 9 SB | 6 PIM | 10 Hits |

| S73 | EDM | 22 GP | 11 G | 7 A | 18 P | +11 | 19 SB | 2 PIM | 11 Hits |

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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics

| S64 | COL | 12 GP | 2 G | 0 A | 2 P | +1 | 1 SB | 2 PIM | 3 Hits |

| S65 | CAR | 66 GP | 9 G | 12 A | 21 P | -17 | 28 SB | 60 PIM | 44 Hits |

| S66 | CAR | 66 GP | 13 G | 20 A | 33 P | -26 | 53 SB | 22 PIM | 91 Hits |

| S67 | CAR | 66 GP | 19 G | 23 A | 42 P | -14 | 75 SB | 34 PIM | 85 Hits |

| S68 | CAR | 66 GP | 38 G | 33 A | 71 P | +27 | 42 SB | 20 PIM | 71 Hits |

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SMJHL Playoff Statistics

| S64 | COL | 13 GP | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | +5 | 3 SB | 2 PIM | 3 Hits |

| S66 | CAR | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +0 | 3 SB | 2 PIM | 2 Hits |

| S68 | CAR | 7 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | +2 | 3 SB | 2 PIM | 6 Hits |

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WJC Round Robin Statistics
| S65 | ICE | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -7 | 13 SB | 0 PIM| 14 Hits |

| S66 | DACH | 12 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | +1 | 4 SB | 15 PIM | 11 Hits |

| S67 | DACH | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +5 | 3 SB | 2 PIM | 17 Hits |

| S68 | DACH | 12 GP | 8 G | 12 A | 20 P | +10 | 4 SB | 4 PIM | 12 Hits |

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WJC Medal Round Statistics
| S66 | DACH | 3 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +2 | 1 SB | 0 PIM| 3 Hits |

| S67 | DACH | 3 GP | 2 G | 0 A | 2 P | +2 | 2 SB | 2 PIM | 4 Hits |

| S68 | DACH | 3 GP | 4 G | 0 A | 4 P | +2 | 2 SB | 0 PIM | 4 Hits |

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IIHF Group Stage Statistics

| S69 | DEU | 12 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -1 | 1 SB | 0 PIM | 6 Hits |

| S70 | DEU | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +3 | 9 SB | 2 PIM | 11 Hits |

| S71 | DEU | 12 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | +5 | 4 SB | 4 PIM | 8 Hits |

| S72 | DEU | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | +1 | 5 SB | 0 PIM | 6 Hits |

| S73 | DEU | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -2 | 11 SB | 6 PIM | 1 Hit |

| S74 | DEU | 12 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +10 | 9 SB | 4 PIM | 6 Hits|

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IIHF Medal Round Statistics
| S70 | DEU | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +2 | 0 SB | 0 PIM | 2 Hits |

| S71 | DEU | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 SB | 0 PIM | 0 Hits |

| S72 | DEU | 3 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +1 | 3 SB | 0 PIM | 1 Hit |
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Awards and Accolades
S66 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)
S67 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 WJC Best Forward Award

S70 IIHF Gold Medal (DEU)

S72 IIHF Gold Medal (DEU)

S74 IIHF Gold Medal (DEU)

S73 Challenge Cup Champion (EDM)

Bryce McMahon | RW | Los Angeles Panthers | 1552 Peak TPE

Name: Bryce McMahon

Birthplace: Leeds, West Yorkshire, England

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 193 lbs

Number: 61

SMJHL Free Agent Signed by the Vancouver Whalers

S54 SHL Draft: Round 4 Pick 49 by the Edmonton Blizzard

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SHL Regular Season Statistics

| S57 | BAP | 66 GP | 7 G | 4 A | 11 P | -37 | 50 SB | 6 PIM | 40 Hits |

| S58 | BAP | 66 GP | 8 G | 13 A | 21 P | -36 | 72 SB | 26 PIM | 67 Hits |

| S59 | BAP | 66 GP | 10 G | 13 A | 23 P | -32 | 114 SB | 16 PIM | 83 Hits |

| S60 | BAP | 66 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +3 | 36 SB | 14 PIM | 67 Hits |

| S61 | LAP | 66 GP | 11 G | 20 A | 31 P | -4 | 19 SB | 10 PIM | 88 Hits |

| S62 | LAP | 66 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | +1 | 45 SB | 34 PIM | 87 Hits |

| S63 | LAP | 66 GP | 17 G | 20 A | 37 P | +9 | 30 SB | 12 PIM | 98 Hits |

| S64 | LAP | 66 GP | 13 G | 25 A | 38 P | +12 | 67 SB | 16 PIM | 90 Hits |

| Career | 528 GP | 92 G | 133 A | 225 P | -84 | 433 SB | 134 PIM | 620 Hits |

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SHL Playoff Statistics
| S58 | BAP | 5 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -2 | 11 SB | 0 PIM | 6 Hits |
| S59 | BAP | 5 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -2 | 10 SB | 0 PIM | 5 Hits |

| S60 | BAP | 12 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | -5 | 6 SB | 4 PIM | 8 Hits |

| S61 | LAP | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2 | 7 SB | 2 PIM | 7 Hits |

| S62 | LAP | 6 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -1 | 3 SB | 0 PIM | 6 Hits |

| S63 | LAP | 22 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +10 | 14 SB | 8 PIM | 38 Hits |

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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics

| S53 | VAN | 50 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | -9 | 42 SB | 20 PIM | 22 Hits |

| S54 | VAN | 50 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | -23 | 89 SB | 16 PIM | 21 Hits |

| S55 | VAN | 50 GP | 7 G | 23 A | 30 P | +4 | 61 SB | 30 PIM | 57 Hits |

| S56 | VAN | 50 GP | 8 G | 25 A | 33 P | +30 | 37 SB | 12 PIM | 59 Hits |

| Career | 200 GP | 23 G | 60 A | 83 P | +2 | 229 SB | 78 PIM | 159 Hits |

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SMJHL Playoff Statistics

| S55 | VAN | 8 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 11 SB | 8 PIM | 9 Hits |

| S56 | VAN | 17 GP | 7 G | 7 A | 14 P | +14 | 15 SB | 0 PIM | 26 Hits |

| Career | 25 GP | 9 G | 8 A | 17 P | +13 | 26 SB | 8 PIM | 35 Hits |

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WJC Round Robin Statistics

| S53 | BRI | 12 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -2 | 16 SB | 2 PIM| 7 Hits |

| S54 | BRI | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -5 | 11 SB | 4 PIM| 14 Hits |

| S55 | BRI | 12 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -1 | 13 SB | 4 PIM | 13 Hits |

| S56 | BRI | 12 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -2 | 16 SB | 6 PIM | 23 Hits |

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WJC Medal Round Statistics
| S53 | BRI | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | +1 | 1 SB | 0 PIM| 2 Hits |
| S54 | BRI | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2 | 6 SB | 0 PIM| 7 Hits |

| S55 | BRI | 1 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2 | 0 SB | 2 PIM | 2 Hits |

| S56 | BRI | 2 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +4 | 4 SB | 0 PIM | 3 Hits |

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IIHF Round Robin Statistics

| S58 | GBR | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -1 | 0 SB | 0 PIM | 4 Hits |

| S59 | GBR | 12 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | +3 | 5 SB | 2 PIM | 10 Hits |

| S60 | GBR | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -1 | 4 SB | 4 PIM | 7 Hits |

| S61 | GBR | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -1 | 4 SB | 2 PIM | 4 Hits |

| S62 | GBR | 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | +1 | 3 SB | 2 PIM | 10 Hits |

| S63 | GBR | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +5 | 7 SB | 8 PIM | 19 Hits |

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IIHF Medal Round Statistics
| S58 | GBR | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +1 | 2 SB | 0 PIM | 4 Hits |

| S60 | GBR | 3 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 SB | 0 PIM | 1 Hits |

| S61 | GBR | 3 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | +1 | 1 SB | 0 PIM | 2 Hits|

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Awards and Accolades

 S54 WJC Silver Medal (British Isles)

S56 Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)

S58 IIHF Silver Medal (Great Britain)

S60 IIHF Silver Medal (Great Britain)

S61 IIHF Gold Medal (Great Britain)

I mean I've told my fiance, mom, and a couple friends about SHL. But if someone at work found out I was talking about SHL I'd tell them it stands for Super Highlevel Language. There's a concept in programming called a language level. Low level languages are things that are for working on CPUs, microcontrollers, etc. High level languages are for things like websites and video games. Super high level languages could be something like machine learning or something.

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

The SHL stands for the Software Helper League, It's the website I visit in order to get professional help on all of my daily software engineering needs and questions. They way it seems like I'm working instead of not understanding how hockey works.

Juni Panda | RW | #22 | Manhattan Rage | Retired
Birthplace: Skanör med Falsterbo, Sweden
Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 210lbs

Fight Record: 14 W/12 L

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SMJHL

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits

       54   |  COL  |  19 | 01 | 01 | 02 | -7   |    2  |  2 

      55    |  COL  |  50 | 10 | 12 | 22 | 12  | 106  |  326 

      56    |  COL  |  50 | 13 | 09 | 22 |   9  |   61  |  148 

      57    |  COL  |  66 | 22 | 21 | 43 | 24  | 219  |  349 

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SHL 

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits 

      58    |  TOR  | 04 | 00 |   01 |   01 |   5   |   007   |  007 

      59    |  MAN  | 22 | 02 |   04 |   06 | -13   |   039   |  048 

      60    |  MAN  | 66 | 11 |   19 |   30 | -35   |   178   |  525 

      61    |  MAN  | 66 | 07 |   12 |   19 | -55   |   226   |  515 

      62    |  MAN  | 66 | 08 |   13 |   21 | -68   |   201   |  384 

      63    |  MAN  | 66 | 10 |   11 |   21 | -50   |   156   |  335 

      64    |  MAN  | 66 | 04 |  10 |   14 | -51   |   32   |  156 

      65    |  NEW  | 66 | 06 |   13 |   19 | -66   |   30   |  142 

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Accomplishments

S55 SMJHL All-Star

S57 SMJHL All-Star

S60 SHL All-Star (Voted In)

S60 Turd Ferguson

S61 Turd Ferguson

S62 Turd Ferguson

S65 IIHF Silver (Sweden)

FHM6 Era Single Season Hits Leader

FHM6 Era Single Season PIM Leader

Sven Panda | RD | #22 | Hamilton Steelhawks
Birthplace: Gothenburg, Sweden
Height: 7'6" Weight: 300lbs

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SMJHL

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits

Oh the SHL? It’s the Scottish Halloween League. You know the forum dedicated to the best Scottish Halloween costumes seen across the internet. Although there is only so many different variations on a braveheart costume one person can see.

Swedish hockey league seems like the easiest lie to tell since its actually a thing and then could be checked to verify the lie, plus pretty believable if you're someone that's a big fan of hockey

Adam Kylrad || LW || Retired
Name:Adam Kylrad
Age: 20
Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S11 PGF/CHI: GP:38 , G:6 , A:3 , P:9 , +/-:-23 , PIMS:22 , H:70 , SB:10
S12 LAP: GP: 50, G:15, A:14, P:29, +/-:0, PIMS:6 , H:20 , SB:8
S13 LAP: GP: 45, G:14 A:19 p:33 +/-: -29 PIMS: 6, H: 73 SB: 17
S14 LAP: GP:50 G:28 A:27 P:55 +/-:15 PIMS:20 H:64 SB:21
S15 LAP: GP:50 G:17 A:14 P:31 +/-: -2  PIMS:25 H:39 SB:19
S16 LAP: GP:50 G:24 A:37 P:61 +/-: 24 PIMS:0 H:10 SB:8
S17 LAP GP:50 G:12 A:20 P:32 +/-:16 H: 10 PIMS:0 SB:6
S18 LAP/MIN GP:50 :G:18 A:18 P:36 +/-:12 H:35 PIMS:12 SB:6  
S19 TOR GP:50 G:26 A:34 P:60 +/-:8 H:109 PIMS:40 SB:12
S20 TOR GP:50 G:14 G:13 P:27 +/-6 H:108 PIMS:18 SB:6
S21 TOR GP:52 G:25 A:24 P:49 +/-13 H:79 PIMS:32 SB:7
S22 TOR/SEA: GP:52 G:14 A:26 P:40 +/- 4 H:52 PIMS:20 SB:12
S23 SEA: GP:52 G:21 A:20 P:41 +/-: -12 H: 122 PIMS: 44 SB: 15
S24 SEA: GP: 52 G:13 A:23 P:36 +/-2 H:99 PIMS:36 SB:11
S25 SEA: GP: 50 G:22: A:28 P:50 +/-:-7 H:97 PIMS:28 SB:18
S26 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:30 P:50 +/-:25 H:7 PIMS:0 SB:5
S27 SEA/TOR GP:50 G:17 A:17 P:34 +/-:-3 H:10 PIMS:2 SB:6
S28 TOR: GP50 G:16: A:17 P:33 +/-9 H:65 PIMS 26 SB:6
S29 TOR: GP 50 G:15 A 13 P 28 +/- -3 H 44 PIMS 27 SB 8
S30 TOR: GP 50 G 10 A 17 P 27 +/- -12 H 26 PIMS 8 SB 8
S31 TOR GP 50 G 13 A 11 P 24 +/- 9 H 10 PIM S9 SB 4
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1003 G:354 A:422 P:776 +/-:75 PIMS:359 H:1079: SB:198
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Playoff Statistics
S11 CHI: GP:6 , G:2 , A:2 , P:4 , +/-:0 , PIMS:4 , H:14 , SB:1
S14 LAP: GP:6 , G:3 , A:1 P:4, +/-:0  PIMS:0, H:5, SB:4
S16 LAP: GP:6 , G:1 , A:1 P:2 +/-:0 PIMS:0 H:0 SB:1
S17 LAP: GP:20 G:8 A:3 P:11 +/-:5 PIMS:4 H:25 SB:4
S18 MIN: GP:20 G:8 A:6 P:14 +/-: -3 PIMS:4 H:17 SB:0
S19 TOR: GP:6 G:2 A:1 P:3 +/- -3 PIMS:6 H:18 SB:1
S20 TOR: GP:6 G:4 A:1 P:5 +/-:4 PIMS:13 H:17 SB:0
S21 TOR: GP:7 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/- -4 PIMS: 2 H:8 SB:1
S22 SEA: GP:4 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-:0 PIMS 4 H:7 SB:1
S23 SEA: GP:14 G:4 A:9 P:13 +/-:3 PIMS:6 H:28 SB:0
S25 SEA: GP:11 G:4 A:2 P:6 +/-: -5 PIMS:4 H:27 SB:2
S26:SEA: GP:16 G:4 A:5 P:9 +/-:-6 PIMS 0 H:4 SB:0
S27 TOR: GP:9 G:2 A:5 P:7+/-:2 PIMS 8 H:9 SB: 0
S28: TOR: GP:5 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/- -2 PIMS 2 H:5 SB:0
S29 TOR GP: 11 G 5 A 2 P 7 +/- -1 PIMS 2 H18 SB 2
S31 TOR GP 12 G 2 A 5 P 12 +/-4 PIMS 0 H 1 SB 0
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP:153 G:48 A:51 P:99 +/-:-14 PIMS:55 H:189: SB:16
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Transactions:
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Signed 1-yr/$2mil deal with Prince George
Traded to Chicago
Drafted 12th Overall to LAP, Signed 3-yr/$10mil deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mill deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mil deal with LAP
Extended 1-yr/1.5mil deal with LAP
Traded to Minnesota Chiefs
Extended 3-yr/$65mil deal with MIN
Traded to Toronto North Stars
Signed 4 years/20mil deal with Tor
Traded to Seattle Riot
Signed 2-yr/$16mil deal with SEA
Extended like 50 times with sea, traded to TOR
Extended like 50 times with TOR
Robbed a bank
Retired after S31
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Awards:
S11 Named Prince George Firebirds Assistant Captain
S11 Named to Team Canada WJC (BRONZE)
GP:14, G:11, A:6, P:17, +/-: -4, PIMS:12, H:28, SB:5,
S11 Named to NWJHL All Star Game
S12 Named Los Angeles Panthers Assistant Captain  
S12 Named to IHF Team Canada as Water Boy
S12 Named to IHF Team World left team Canada as Water Boy
S13 Named Los Angeles Panthers Captain
S13 Named Vancouver Whalers Co Gm
S14 Named Kelowna Knights GM
S14 Names to IHF Team Canada (WON GOLD)
S14 Winner of the Jeff Dar Trophy
S14 Winner of the Jay Mcdonald Trophy
S14 MVP Nominee
S14 All Star Team
S15 All Star Team
S15 Named to IHF Team Canada (5th)
S17 Won the Challenge Cup
S18 Won gold medal with team Canada
S21 Won gold medal with team Canada
Won like 500 more medals with canada, gmed Canada
Probably did a bunch more legendary stuff
Inducted into the Hall of Fame
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Kyle Kylrad || LW || Winnipeg Jets
Name:Kyle Kylrad
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S31 DET: GP:50 , G:15 , A:12 , P:27 , +/-:2 , PIMS:12 , H:40 , SB:12
S32 DET/HFX: GP:49 , G:16 , A:15 , P:31 , +/-:1 , PIMS:14 , H:25 , SB:12
S33 HAM: GP: 50, G:12, A:15, P:27, +/-:3, PIMS:20 , H:84 , SB:5
S34 HAM: GP: 50, G:16 A:14 p:30 +/-: 1 PIMS: 40, H:132 SB: 6
S35 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:19 P:36 +/-:-7 PIMS:20 H:134 SB:15
S36 SEA: GP:50 G:26 A:31 P:57 +/-:25 PIMS:34 H:122 SB:16
S37 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:22 P:42 +/-:16 PIMS:40 H:160 SB:3
S38 SEA: GP:50 G:23 A:23 P:46 +/-:-8 PIMS:32 H:124 SB:12
S39 WPG: GP:50 G:22 A:18 P:40 +/-:10 PIMS:14 H:97 SB:14
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Daniel Smeb || C || Chicago Syndicate                               
Name: Daniel Smeb
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight:190 lbs Number: 7 Nationality:Korean
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Career Statistics
S45 COL: GP: 50 G:8 A:15 P:23 +/-: 3 PIMS:4 H:15 SB:6
S46 CHI: GP: 50 G:2 A:18 P:20 +/-: 6 PIMS:26 H:37 SB:14
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G:7 A:18 P:25 +/-: -9 PIMS:13 H:21 SB:6
S48 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:13 P:22 +/-: -19 PIMS:6 H:26 SB:10
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G:13 A:21 P:34 +/-:-10 PIMS:9 H:19 SB:20
S50 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:29 P:38 +/-:-14 PIMS:7 H:28 SB:11
S51 CHI: GP: 50 G:19 A:26 P:45 +/-:8 PIMS:34 H:104 SB:10
S52 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:34 P:54 +/-:21 PIMS:7 H:12 SB:19
S53 CHI: GP: 50 G:24 A:22 P:46 +/-:-6 PIMS:36 H:54 SB:15
S54 CHI: GP: 50 G:31 A:39 P:70 +/-:26 PIMS:11 H:44 SB:42
S55 CHI: GP: 50 G:26 A:42 P:72 +/-:31 PIMS:10 H:46 SB:46
S56 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:39 P:59 +/-:26 PIMS:18 H:77 SB:36
S57 CHI: GP: 66 G:30 A:53 P:83 +/-:50 PIMS:22 H:98 SB:45
S58 CHI: GP: 66 G:24 A:44 P:68 +/-:14 PIMS:21 H:144 SB:38
S59 CHI: GP: 66 G:23 A:43 P:66 +/-:45 PIMS:2 H:129 SB:43
S60 CHI: GP: 66 G:19 A:45 P:64 +/-:63 PIMS:8 H:96 SB:11
S61 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:35 P:51 +/-:17 PIMS:10 H:28 SB:1
S62 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:30 P:46 +/-:54 PIMS:28 H:29 SB:3
S63 CHI: GP: 66 G:13 A:25 P:38 +/-:18 PIMS:4 H:98 SB:2
S64 CHI: GP: 66 G:15 A:32 P:47 +/-:14 PIMS:12 H:52: SB:4
S65 CHI: GP: 66 G:12 A:23 P:35 +/-:23 PIMS:18 H:51: SB:2
S66 MIN: GP: 66 G:17 A:36 P:53 +/-:-44 PIMS:34 H:88: SB:16
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1210 G:365 A:667 P:1036 +/-: 193 PIMS:284 H:674 SB:383
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Playoff Statistics
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP: G: A: P: +/-: PIMS: H: SB:
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Transactions:
Drafted 54th Overall to COL
Signed 1 yr/$3M deal with COL
Drafted 30th Overall to CHI
Signed 1 yr/$1M deal with CHI
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Awards:
S45: Team World WJC Gold Medal
S50: IIHF Top Forward
S52: 2nd all star team
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I got no shame about being in this league but if anyone asks the SHL stands for Simple Happy Living and it's about eating right, taking care of yourself and being happy.

Jakub Bruchevski || C || New England Wolfpack || Team Russia|| Retired
Birthplace: St. Petersburg, Russia
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 7

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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season: St. Louis Scarecrows - 4 Seasons
S48-51 | 191 GP | 60 G | 68 A | 128 P | +3 | 85 PIM | 170 H | 22 SB | 53% FO% |


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S48-51 | 43 GP | 14 G | 33 A | 47 P | +29 | 35 PIM | 43 H | 55% FO% |

SHL Regular Season: New England Wolfpack - 13 seasons
S52-64 | 778 GP | 252 G | 276 A | 528 P | -120 | 205 PIM | 1,344 H | 1,116 SB | 236 TkA |

WJC
S48-51 | 67 GP | 22 G | 35 A | 57 P | +28 | 48 PIM | 56 H | 54% FO% | 


Drafted 17th Overall in the S49 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack
Peak TPE: 1708
S58 Alternate Captain for New England
S53 Presidents Trophy
S51 IIHF Bronze Medalist - Russia
S51 Alternate Captain for St. Louis
S50 WJC Gold Medalist - Russia
S50 Brandon Holmes Trophy - Top SMJHL Defensive Forward Winner


   


Rest In Peace Dangel

1st SHL Goal - S52 Game 1 vs Tampa 3. New England Wolfpack , Jakub Bruchevski 1 (Eko Van Otter 1, Delver Fudgeson 2) at 8:10


Jay Greatness || Co GM || St. Louis Scarecrows || Retired
Russia GM S53-S60
St. Louis Co GM S61-S64



Jay Bryzi || RD || Baltimore Platoon || Team Russia ||
Name: Jay Bryzi
Brithplace: Poznan, Poland
Height: 6-5
Weight: 215
Number: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season: St. Louis Scarecrows - 3 Seasons
S70-S72 | 188 GP | 34 G | 63 A | 97 P | -28 | 112 PIM | 379 H | 346 SB | 159 TkA |
SMJHL Playoffs: St. Louis Scarecrows
S71-S72 | 27 GP | 7 G | 13 A | 20 P | 2 | 10 PIM | 46 H | 51 SB | 27 TkA |
Baltimore Platoon
S73 | 66 GP | 5 G | 21 A | 26 P | 8 | 24 PIM | 57 H | 68 SB | 45 TkA |
S74 | 66 GP | 8 G | 32 A | 40 P | 44 | 37 PIM | 61 H | 66 SB | 41 TkA |
S75 | 66 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | 19 | 20 PIM | 70 H | 91 SB | 70 TkA |
S76 | 66 GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | 34 | 36 PIM | 62 H | 108 SB | 49 TkA |
S77 | 66 GP | 9 G | 24 A | 33 P | 19 | 44 PIM | 65 H | 136 SB | 76 TkA |
S78 | 66 GP | 7 G | 21 A | 28 P | 4 | 42 PIM | 61 H | 138 SB | 47 TkA |
S79 | 66 GP | 14 G | 35 A | 49 P | 12 | 36 PIM | 69 H | 134 SB | 61 TkA|
SHL Playoffs
S73 | 7 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 0 | 4 PIM | 9 H | 9 SB | 6 TkA |
S74 | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -7 | 4 PIM | 8 H | 8 SB | 7 TkA |
S75 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -2 | 6 PIM | 12 H | 13 SB | 12 TkA|
S76 | 23 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | 0 | 12 PIM | 16 H | 39 SB | 18 TkA|
S77 | 6 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 11 SB | 8 TkA|
S78 | 17 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 3 | 4 PIM | 17 H | 40 SB | 17 TkA|
S79 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -4 | 6 PIM | 8 H | 18 SB | 9 TkA|
Peak TPE 2012
S74 SHL All Star Fan Vote
S72 4 Star Cup Champion STL
Drafted 11th overall in the S70 SMJHL draft by St. Louis
Drafted 9th overall in the S71 SHL draft by Baltimore
S70-S72 Alternate Captain for St. Louis

Social Haiku Liaison. I'm not sure if anyone has seen my haiku's from championship week but they are a sight to behold. When I'm not scoring slappers I write poetry, most of the time in haiku form. I use my God given ability to spread the word and beauty of haiku's to everyone.

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There's one easy way out. Just say you were talking about the real shl, the swedish hockey league, or Svenska Hockeyligan in swedish. Like this you don't like a nerd doing fake hockey online and you seem like a very knowledgeable person that knows even foreign hockey leagues

48 words

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Paul Koivu || RW || Anchorage Armada/Hamilton Steelhawks || S62 || Also a bust
Name: Paul Koivu
Birthplace: Montreal,Canada
Height: 5'11''
Weight: 178 lbs
Number: 62
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Regular Season Stats
S61 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 16 | P: 25 | +/-: 2
S62 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 29 | P: 40 | +/-: 29
S63 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 32 | P: 47 | +/-: 0
S64 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 20 | P: 42 | +/-: -51
S65 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 23 | P: 28 | +/-: -33
S66 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 39 | P: 63 | +/-: -34
S67 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 33 | P: 58 | +/-: -7
S68 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 42 | P: 81 | +/-: 5
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Playoffs Stats
S61 | ANC | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 2 | P: 7 | +/-: 8
S62 | ANC | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 6 | P: 10 | +/-: 2
S63 | ANC | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: -
S64 | ANC | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -5
S65 | NEW | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: -
S66 | NEW | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: -
S67 | NEW | GP: 4| G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6
S68 | NEW | GP: 5| G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -1
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Achievements
Drafted 2nd OA by the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 8th OA by the Manhattan Rage
S63 Brandon Holmes Trophy (Best defensive Forward)
S63 WJC Silver Medal
S64 WJC Gold Medal
S66 All-Star Team
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Simon LeBlanc || D || Kelowna Knights/Atlanta Inferno || S47-S61 || Absolute Bust || Retired
Name: Simon LeBlanc
Birthplace: Montreal,Canada
Height: 5'11''
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 16
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Regular Season Stats
S47 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | PIM : 28 | SOG: 17 | HT: 57 | SB: 46
S48 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P:17 | +/-: -1 | PIM : 56 | SOG: 23 | HT: 60 | SB: 39
S49 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 23 | P:29 | +/-: 3 | PIM : 30 | SOG: 40 | HT: 55 | SB: 62
S50 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 35 | P: 38 | +/-: 0 | PIM : 69 | SOG: 41 | HT: 105 | SB: 61
S51 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 9 | P: 11 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 67 | SOG: 7 | HT: 77 | SB: 61
S52 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: 4 | PIM : 35 | SOG: 16 | HT: 101 | SB: 61
S53 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 11 | P: 15 | +/-: 26 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 68 | HT: 76 | SB: 76
S54 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 11 | P: 17 | +/-: 13 | PIM : 14 | SOG: 87 | HT: 100 | SB: 80
S55 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: -15 | PIM : 8 | SOG: 81 | HT: 91 | SB: 148
S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 16 | P: 18 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 26 | SOG: 100 | HT: 92 | SB: 115
S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 27 | P: 34 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 52 | SOG: 175 | HT: 140 | SB: 140
S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 25 | P: 31 | +/-: 12 | PIM : 30 | SOG: 137 | HT: 130 | SB: 218
S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 19 | P: 29 | +/-: -14 | PIM : 37 | SOG: 152 | HT: 111 | SB: 222
S60 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 24 | P: 33 | +/-: 25 | PIM : 10 | SOG: 169 | HT: 127 | SB: 170
S61 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 14 | P: 22 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 28 | SOG: 136 | HT: 118 | SB: 146
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Playoffs Stats
S47 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 8 | SOG: 3 | HT: 10 | SB: 7
S48 | KEL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 6 | SOG: 1 | HT: 13 | SB: 6
S49 | KEL | GP: 17 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: -11 | PIM : 14 | SOG: 17 | HT: 15 | SB: 23
S50 | KEL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 3 | HT: 13 | SB: 5
S51 | LAP | GP: 15 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 14 | SOG: 5 | HT: 26 | SB: 28
S52 | LAP | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM : 0 | SOG: 2 | HT: 16 | SB: 5
S53 | LAP | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 17 | HT: 22 | SB: 16
S54 | LAP | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -1 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 13 | HT: 18 | SB: 35
S55 | LAP | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: - | PIM : - | SOG: - | HT: - | SB: -
S56 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -13 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 15 | HT: 11 | SB: 26
S57 | ATL | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 16 | HT: 12 | SB: 38
S58 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 4 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 20 | HT: 11 | SB: 26
S59 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 0 | SOG: 11 | HT: 15 | SB: 19
S60 | ATL | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 3 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 26 | HT: 23 | SB: 39
S61 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0| A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 10 | HT: 6 | SB: 10
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Achievements
Drafted 30th OA by Kelowna 
S47 WJC Gold Medal with Canada
Drafted 25th OA by LA Panthers
S48 WJC Gold Medal with Canada
S50 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Award(Best Defenseman)
First SHL Goal(S51 - Game 19)
S50 WJC Silver Medal
S51 WJC Gold as WJC GM of Canada
S54 IIHF Gold as Canada Co Fedhead
S55 Traded to Atlanta Inferno
S56 IIHF Gold as Co Fedhead and player
S57 IIHF Gold
S60 Named Captain of the Atlanta Inferno

The SHL stands for the Simply Happy League. It's a website where people from all around the world discuss the many happy things that have happened to them in life on a forum.

                                             

 

Thanks to @FlappyGiraffe and @ToeDragon84 for the making these sick sigs!

                            First Goal (3rd Game): Commander Shepard 1 (Nick Brain 1, Noah Gallagher 2) at 8:48

                                                                                                                                                               

      Commander Shepard || S46 || 1913 Peak TPE || LW || Canada || Winnipeg Jets ||    
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]Name: Commander Shepard [/color]
Style: Shadow/Set-Up Man
Age: 25
Height: 5ft 7in
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 11
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Awards and Achievements:
- S45 Silver Medal at the WJC with Canada
- S46 Bronze Medal at the WJC with Canada
- S46 Voted Top Defenseman for Montreal Militia
- S47 Named Alternate Captain of Montreal Militia
- S47 Oriens Trophy Winner with Montreal Militia
- S47 Gold Medal at the WJC with Canada 
- S48 Shooting Percentage Leader in SHL
- S48 Cole Reinhart Trophy Winner with Winnipeg Jets
- S50 Bronze Medal at the IIHF with Canada
- S53 Relative Fenwick For Percentage Leader in SHL
- S53 Nominated for Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Player)
- S54 Gold Medal at the IIHF with Canada
- S55 Bronze Medal at the IIHF with Canada
- S56 Gold Medal at the IIHF with Canada

Transactions
- S45 SMJHL Entry Draft; Drafted 95th Overall by the Montreal Militia
- S45 Signed 1 yr/3 Mil$ contract with Militia
- S45 Selected to IIHF Canada WJC Roster
- S46 SHL Entry Draft; Drafted 53rd Overall by the Winnipeg Jets
- S46 Signed 2 yr/6 Mil$ ELC with Jets
- S46 Selected to IIHF Canada WJC Roster
- S47 Selected to IIHF Canada WJC Roster
- S48 Signed 3 yr/9 Mil$ contract with Jets
- S48 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster
- S49 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster
- S50 Signed 3 yr/13.5 Mil$ contract with Jets
- S50 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster
- S51 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster
- S52 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster
- S53 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster
- S53 Signed 2 yr/14 Mil$ contract with Jets
- S54 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster
- S55 Signed 3 yr/18 Mil$ contract with Jets
- S55 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster
- S56 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster
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Career Statistics:
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SHL Statistics
Regular Season
S48 | 50 GP © | 11 G | 6 A | 17 P | -5 | 35 Hits | 63 Shots | 6 BS | 14.27 AMG
S49 | 50 GP © | 15 G | 15 A | 30 P | +3 | 62 Hits | 135 Shots | 11 BS | 16.84 AMG
S50 | 50 GP(LW) | 14 G | 19 A | 33 P | +2 | 123 Hits | 136 Shots | 20 BS | 20.94 AMG
S51 | 50 GP © | 17 G | 23 A | 40 P | +2 | 162 Hits | 157 Shots | 18 BS | 22.61 AMG
S52 | 50 GP (LW) | 22 G | 23 A | 45 P | +17 | 160 Hits | 167 Shots | 13 SB | 22.34 AMG
S53 | 50 GP (LW) | 15 G | 21 A | 36 P | +1 | 18 Hits | 129 Shots | 88 SB | 44 TKA | 22.35 AMG | 11.5 FF% Rel
S54 | 50 GP (LW) | 20 G | 21 A | 41 P | -4 | 18 Hits | 131 Shots | 71 SB | 36 TKA | 21.24 AMG
S55 | 50 GP (LW) | 10 G | 30 A | 40 P | +18 | 30 Hits | 138 Shots | 63 SB | 32 TKA | 20.56 AMG
S56 | 50 GP (LW) | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | + 3 | 47 Hits | 140 Shots | 51 SB | 17 TKA | 21.51 AMG
S57 | 66 GP (LW) | 20 G | 38 A | 58 P | +14 | 34 Hits | 241 Shots | 83 SB | 36 TKA | 21.20 AMG
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Playoffs
S48 | 19 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | 0 | 13 Hits | 36 Shots | 2 BS | 15.21 AMG
S49 | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -1 | 3 Hits | 12 Shots | 0 BS | 18.54 AMG
S51 | 6 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -6 | 22 Hits | 24 Shots | 2 BS | 22.28 AMG
S56 | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -4 | 6 Hits | 15 Shots | 6 SB | 21.43 AMG
S57 | 18 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 P | +2 | 8 Hits | 41 Shots | 33 SB | 22.25 AMG
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SMJHL Statistics:
Regular Season:
S45 (LW)      | 50 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | - 12 | 45 Hits | 55 Shots | 5 BS | 11.93 AMG
S46 (LW/RD) | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | -3 | 83 Hits | 113 Shots | 16 BS | 19.8 AMG
S47 (LW)      | 50 GP | 17 G | 21 A | 38 P | -1 | 95 Hits | 176 Shots | 15 BS | 21.5 AMG
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SMJHL Total  | 150 GP | 33 G | 38 A | 71 P | 223 Hits | 344 Shots | 36 BS
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Playoffs:
S45 | 6 GP (LW) | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -5 | 2 PIM | 4 Hits
S46 | 12 GP (RD) | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | - 9 | 2 PIM | 19 SB | 24.71 AMG
S47 | 19 GP (LW) | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | +6 | 10 PIM | 59 Shots | 21.7 AMG
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SMJHL Total | 37 GP | 6 G | 18 P | - 8 | 39 Hits | 85 Shots | 24 SB
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Prospect Showcase:
S45 | 36 GP | 20 G | 24 A | 44 P | +6 | 4 PIM | 47 Hits
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IIHF Statistics (Canada):
Round Robin:
S45 WJC | 18 GP (D)| 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +2 | 12 PIM | 6 Hits
S46 WJC | 27 GP (D)| 5 G | 17 A | 22 P | +11 | 20 PIM | 42 Hits | 47 BS | 22.64 AMG
S47 WJC | 26 GP (D)| 5 G | 16 A | 21 P | +13 | 2 PIM | 10 Hits | 30 SB | 21.80 AMG
Medal Round:
S45 WJC | 4 GP (D) | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | +3 | 4 PIM | 1 SB | 15.2 AMG | Silver Medal
S46 WJC | 3 GP (D) | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +1 | 6 PIM | 5 SB | 22.14 AMG | Bronze Medal
S47 WJC | 3 GP (D) | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +1 | 1 GWG | 3 SB | 21.84 AMG | Gold Medal
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WJC Medal Tot  | 10 GP (D) | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +5 | 9 SB
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I think the name Stupid Hockey Losers best represents the league. I would go so far as to say we should change it to this name. Its much more accurate because the ‘sim’ is random half the time anyway