04-12-2021, 05:50 PM wumaduce Wrote: 04-12-2021, 04:54 PM golden_apricot Wrote: no you cant have a team named the nipples
Yes he absolutely can
Let's go Texas City Teets
Eric Vanderberg Jr. || D || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1448
Name: Eric Vanderberg, Jr.
Height: 6'5
Weight: 235
Number: 3
Birthplace: Buffalo, NY
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S74: 66GP| 3G | 28A | 31P |+/- +23| 49PIM| 92H | 56SB
S75: 66GP| 15G| 44A | 59P|+/- +25| 51PIM| 118H| 84SB
S76: 66GP| 12G| 32A | 44P|+/- +18| 34PIM| 93H | 94SB
S77: 66GP| 12G| 25A | 37P|+/- -5| 58PIM| 128H| 82SB
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SMJHL Career Totals
264GP| 42G| 129A| 171P|+/- +61| 192PIM| 431H| 316SB
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S74: 11GP| 0G | 1A | 1P |+/- +3| 0PIM | 16H | 10SB
S75: 19GP| 1G | 6A | 7P |+/- +3| 12PIM | 35H | 21SB
S76: 17GP| 0G | 6A | 6P |+/- -1 | 8PIM | 22H | 25SB
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S78: 66GP| 7G | 26A | 33P|+/- 0| 27PIM | 43H | 148SB
S79: 66GP| 3G | 19A | 22P|+/- +11| 34PIM | 53H | 165SB
S80: 66GP| 12G| 26A| 38P|+/- 4| 55PIM | 63H | 180SB
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SHL Playoff Stats
S78: 12GP| 0G | 2A | 2P|+/- -2| 6PIM | 7H | 26SB
S79: 10GP| 0G | 2A | 2P|+/- -8| 6PIM | 5H | 29SB
S80: 6GP| 0G | 3A | 3P|+/- -2| 4PIM | 7H | 14SB
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IIHF/WJC:
S75: Named to Team United States White WJC Roster
S76: Named to Team United States Blue WJC Roster
S77: Named to Team United States White WJC Roster
S80: Named to Team United States IIHF Roster
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Transactions:
S74: Drafted 13th Overall by the Newfoundland Berserkers
S74: Signed with the Newfoundland Berserkers 1yr/6,000,000
S75: Drafted 24th Overall by the Seattle Argonauts
S75: Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,000,000
S76: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,000,000
S77: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/6,000,000
S77: Traded to the Buffalo Stampede
S79: Re-Signed with the Buffalo Stampede 5yrs/$4,000,000
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Awards:
S74: Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Nominee
S74: SMJHL Rookie All Star Team
S75: SMJHL All Star
S75: SMJHL All-Defense Team
S75: Linna Landvik Trophy
S75: Quilha Agante Trophy Winner
S75: Alex Metzler Trophy Winner
S75: Alex Light Trophy Nominee
S75: WJC Bronze Medal
S76: Named Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers
S76: SMJHL All Star
S76: SMJHL All-Defense Team
S76: WJC Silver Medal
S76: WJC Harvey Danger Award Winner
S77: WJC Silver Medal
S78: Ryan Jesster Trophy Winner
Brian Davenport || RW || Retired ||Peak TPE: 1415
Name: Brian Davenport
Height: 6'2
Weight: 205
Number: 16
Birthplace: Eastbourne, GB
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S57: 66GP| 3G | 10A | 13P |+/- +5| 20PIM| 18H | 23SB
S58: 66GP| 19G | 25A | 44P |+/- +36| 2PIM| 33H | 25SB
S59: 66GP| 10G | 33A | 43P |+/- +14| 14PIM| 35H | 46SB
S60: 66GP| 15G | 36A | 51P |+/- -6| 42PIM| 75H| 48SB
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SMJHL Career Totals
264GP| 47G | 104A | 151P |+/- +49| 78PIM| 161H| 142SB
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S57: 13GP| 0G | 1A | 1P |+/- -3| 0PIM | 0H | 2SB
S58: 17GP| 5G | 6A | 11P |+/- +16| 0PIM | 7H | 10SB
S59: 18GP| 3G | 11A| 14P |+/- -4| 4PIM | 14H | 19SB
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SMJHL Playoff Totals
48GP| 8G | 18A| 26P|+/- +9| 4PIM | 21H | 31SB
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S61: 66GP| 11G | 17A| 28P|+/- -6| 16 PIM| 40H| 45SB
S62: 66GP| 10G | 17A| 27P|+/- -27| 11 PIM| 61H| 42SB
S63: 66GP| 15G | 24A| 39P|+/- -14| 20 PIM| 59H| 56SB
S64: 66GP| 18G | 21A| 39P|+/- +12| 22 PIM| 73H| 68SB
S65: 66GP| 12G | 17A| 29P|+/- -27| 22 PIM| 90H| 73SB
S66: 66GP| 22G | 27A| 49P|+/- -78| 52 PIM| 77H| 50SB
S67: 66GP| 34G | 27A| 61P|+/- -10| 58 PIM| 70H| 44SB
S68: 66GP| 21G | 31A| 52P|+/- +7| 20 PIM| 140H| 43SB
S69: 66GP| 12G | 30A| 42P|+/- -16| 30 PIM| 121H| 59SB
S70: 66GP| 11G | 31A| 42P|+/- +7| 36 PIM| 117H| 32SB
S71: 66GP| 10G | 42A| 52P|+/- -58| 31PIM| 62H| 33SB
S72: 66GP| 18G | 19A| 37P|+/- -49| 26PIM| 78H| 50SB]
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CAREER: 726GP| 194G| 303A| 497P|+/- -259| 334PIM| 988H| 595SB
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SHL Playoff Stats
S62: 12GP| 3G | 4A| 7P|+/- +1| 0PIM|8H|12SB
S63: 4GP| 2G | 0A| 2P|+/- +1| 2PIM|5H|6SB
S64: 6GP| 0G | 1A| 1P|+/- -2| 2PIM|5H|6SB
S65: 4GP| 1G | 2A| 3P|+/- -2| 0PIM|10H|8SB
S67: 5GP| 0G | 7A| 7P|+/- -5| 2PIM| 4H|5SB
S68: 6GP| 1G | 1A| 2P|+/- -4| 0PIM| 11H|2SB
S69: 9GP| 4G | 2A| 6P|+/- +5| 2PIM|16H|2SB
S70: 5GP| 1G| 2A| 3P| +/- +1| 2PM|2H|1SB
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CAREER: 51GP| 12G| 17A| 29P|+/- -5| 10PIM| 61H| 42SB
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Transactions:
S57: Drafted 28th Overall by the Quebec City Citadelles
S57: Signed with the Quebec City Citadelles 1yr/6,000,000
S58: Drafted 24th Overall by the Seattle Argonauts
S58: Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,500,000
S59: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,000,000
S60: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,000,000
S61: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 1yr/3,000,000
S62: Re-Signed with the Seattle Argonauts 3yr/9,000,000
S63: Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard
S65: Re-Signed with the Edmonton Blizzard 3yr/5,000,000
S69: Re-Signed with the Edmonton Blizzard 1yr/4,000,000
S70: Re-Signed with the Edmonton Blzzard 1yr/4,000,000
S71: Signed with the Toronto North Stars 1yr/3,500,000
S72: Re-Signed with the Toronto North Stars 1yr/3,500,000
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IIHF/WJC:
S57: Named to Team British Isles WJC Roster
S58: Named to Team British Isles WJC Roster
S59: Named to Team British Isles WJC Roster
S60: Named to Team British Isles WJC Roster
S65: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
S66: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
S67: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
S68: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
S69: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
S70: Named to Team Great Britain IIHF Roster
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Awards:
S57: Laurifer Trophy
S58: SMJHL All Star
S58: King-Kurczewski Gauntlet
S58: Four Star Cup Champion
S58: Ron Bolt Trophy Nominee (Most Sportsmanlike)
S58: Alex Light Trophy Nominee (Most Improved POTY)
S59: Named Assistant Captain of the Quebec City Citadelles
S59: WJC Bronze Medal
S60: WJC Gold Medal
S66: Named Assistant Captain of the Edmonton Blizzard
Eric Vanderberg || D || Retired|| Peak TPE: 1178
Name: Eric Vanderberg
Height: 6'2
Weight: 210
Number: 89
Birthplace: Wilmington, DE, USA
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S45 Prospect Showcase
36GP| 1G | 10A | 11P |+/-= -10 | 60PIM | 49H | 31SB
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S45: 50GP| 2G | 14A | 16P |+/- +2| 20PIM | 39H | 43SB
S46: 50GP| 8G | 13A | 21P |+/- -3 | 29PIM | 39H | 49SB
S47: 50GP| 9G | 23A | 32P |+/- 0 | 29PIM | 29H | 52SB
S48: 50GP| 10G | 22A | 32P |+/- +2| 33PIM | 28H |50SB
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S45: 16GP| 3G | 4A | 7P | +/- +7| 14PIM | 18H | 15SB
S46: 7GP| 0G |1A | 1P | +/- -3| 8PIM | 5H | 5SB
S47: 4GP| 0G |2A | 2P | +/- -2| 2PIM | 3H | 11SB
S48: 4GP| 0G |3A | 3P |+/- +3| 5PIM| 4H | 9SB
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S49: 50GP| 1G | 2A | 3P | +/- +1| 24PIM| 73H | 26SB
S50: 50GP| 0G | 5A | 5P | +/- +9| 16PIM| 51H | 33SB
S51: 50GP| 1G | 4A | 5P | +/- +8| 9PIM | 10H | 9SB
S52: 50GP| 3G | 13A| 16P| +/- +13| 20PIM | 66H | 56SB
S53: 50GP| 8G | 11A| 19P| +/- +7| 34PIM | 33H |111SB
S54: 50GP| 4G | 10A| 14P| +/- +22| 10PIM |53H |26SB
S55: 50GP| 6G | 13A| 19P| +/- +20| 8PIM |48H |42SB
S56: 50GP| 5G | 6A| 11P| +/- +11| 10PIM |47H|44SB
S57: 59GP| 4G | 13A| 17P| +/- +11| 26PIM|69H|51SB
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CAREER: 459GP| 32G| 77A| 109P|+/- +103| 157PIM| 450H| 398SB
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SHL Playoff Stats [/align
S49: 5GP| 0G |1A | 1P |+/- -2| 6PIM| 8H | 7SB
S50: 6GP| 0G |0A | 0P |+/- -1| 0PIM| 0H | 1SB
S51: 8GP| 0G |0A | 0P |+/-+0| 0PIM| 0H | 2SB
S54: 13GP| 2G |2A |4P |+/- +0|2PIM| 10H | 11SB
S55: 17GP| 2G |3A |5P |+/- +7|7PIM| 17H | 13SB
S56: 23GP| 2G |3A |5P |+/- -3 |0PIM| 15H | 25SB
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CAREER: 72GP| 6G| 9A|15P|+/- +1|15PIM|50H|59SB
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Transactions:
S45: Drafted 16th Overall by the Colorado Raptors
S45: Signed with the Colorado Raptors, 1 yr/$3,000,000
S46: Drafted 51st Overall by the Buffalo Stampede
S46: Signed with the Buffalo Stampede, 2yr/$2,000,000
S48: Signed a 2 yr/3,000,000 extension with the Buffalo Stampede
S50: Signed a 3 yr/8,000,000 extension with the Buffalo Stampede
S51: Traded to the Winnipeg Jets
S53: Traded to the Buffalo Stampede
S53: Signed with the Buffalo Stampede, 3 yr/$12,000,000
S57: Signed with the Edmonton Blizzard, 1yr/$4,000,000
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IIHF/WJC:
S45: Named to Team USA WJC Roster
S46: Named to Team USA WJC Roster
S47: Named to Team USA WJC Roster
S47: Named Assistant Captain of Team USA
S48: Named to Team USA WJC Roster
S49: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
S50: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
S51: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
S52: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
S53: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
S54: Named to Team USA IIHF Roster
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Awards:
S47: Silver Medal, S47 WJC
S48: Bronze Medal, S48 WJC
S48: Challenge Cup Champion
S50: Gold Medal, S50 IIHF
S51: Gold Medal, S51 IIHF
S52: Bronze Medal, S52 IIHF
S52: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Winner
S53: Gold Medal, S53 IIHF
S54: President's Trophy
S55: President's Trophy
S55: Challenge Cup Champion
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04-12-2021, 07:03 PM ACapitalChicago Wrote: 04-12-2021, 06:58 PM nyumbayangu Wrote: I would like to see a team from the city of Glartiborion on Sardang. They could be called the Globulars.
What exactly is a Globular? And is are their visas and borders lenient enough to allow transit for teams?
I'm not sure I see the connection between globulars and the long storied history of Glartiborion. It's a stretch at best
Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV
Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it
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04-12-2021, 02:59 PM JNH Wrote: Applied. Vive L'Impact!Pagans you coward.
Thanks Jove for my sig
Ooh pick me pick me! I have a great idea for a team in Seattle, because screw the Argonauts. Nobody knows what the hell an argonaut even is. Is it a lizard man from Skyrim in space? No one knows for sure.
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04-12-2021, 09:35 PM Lime Wrote: 04-12-2021, 06:58 PM nyumbayangu Wrote: I would like to see a team from the city of Glartiborion on Sardang. They could be called the Globulars. Glartiborion hasn't won a blernsball championship in decades and you want to add a hockey team?
Well my fellow Sardangians won't arrive on earth for a few more decades yet, so the team would be filled with humans for now. When my people arrived I am sure we could work out a 'modest proposal'
Signature courtesy of sulovilen. May his name be exalted in Sardangian lore.
bring the SHL to Kansas City plz thx
Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43
Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights
Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43
Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58
Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders
Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55
Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present
Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors
Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora
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Fedor Sotakov | LW | Colorado Raptors | Finland l #97 l 433 TPE
Birthplace: Novokuznetsk, Russia
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 197 lbs
Number: 97
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
(S58) COL | 66 GP | 13 G | 16 A | 29 P | PM -24 | 6 PPP | 113 SOG | 57 H l 40 SB
(S59) COL | 66 GP | 14 G | 34 A | 48 P | PM +18 | 6 PPP | 150 SOG | 56 H l 49 SB
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SMJHL Playoffs:
(S58) COL | 14 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | PM -3 | 0 PPP | 21 SOG | 15 H l 4 SB
(S59) COL | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | PM -1 | 0 PPP | 3 SOG | 5 H l 6 SB
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World Junior Classic:
(S58) USA Red | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | PM 0 | 3 PPP | 27 SOG | 15 H l 3 SB
(S59) Finland | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | PM 0 | 0 PPP | 3 SOG | 0 H l 2 SB
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Career Highlights :
- (S58) Drafted 2nd Overall by Colorado Raptors
- (S58) Signed 1-year, $5M contract with Colorado Raptors
- (S59) Drafted 25th Overall by San Francisco Pride
- (S59) Signed 3-year, $7.5M contract with San Francisco Pride
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Achievements :
- (S58) Named to SMJHL All-Rookie Team
- (S58) Cassius Darrow Trophy Winner
04-12-2021, 07:45 PM Faelax Wrote: 04-12-2021, 02:57 PM hhh81 Wrote: It's Cleveland time @Faelax Cleveland time let's goooofffffffffffuck ohio
[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE
S67: WJC Silver
S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG
S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX
S69: WJC Bronze
[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender
[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED
Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52
* = First Place
Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK
SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393
SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | |
IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | |
SHL Regular Season Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10
S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17
S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14
S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20
S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20
S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20
S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14
S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26
S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20
S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4
S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39
SHL Playoff Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0
S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0
S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0
S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2
S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0
SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42
SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237
S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433
S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356
S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151
S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261
Awards
S49 Four Star Cup
S50 Four Star Cup
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy
S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina
S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP
S52 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Bronze Medal
S54 The Winless Season
S54 IIHF Silver Medal
S55 IIHF Gold Medal
S56 IIHF Silver Medal
S57 IIHF Silver Medal
S58 IIHF Silver Medal
S60 IIHF Silver Medal
S61 IIHF GoldMedal
IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain
S56: Silver
S57: Silver
S58: Silver
S59: DNQ
S60: Silver
S61: Gold
S62: DNQ
S68: Lost 1st Round
S69: Bronze
Fuck the penaltys
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