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notoriousTRON · 05-03-2021, 11:59 AM

With the worldwide hockey ban causing the Toronto North Stars to fold, Rhys is now free to pursue his passion of being a professional musician. Rhys can play some guitar but he's mostly not very good at it. Good thing he can use the money to get top level guitar lessons before starting his garage band.

Sig Cred: Carpy, ML, RainDelay, Donini & Geekusoid

***Faelax*** · 05-03-2021, 11:59 AM

Alexander Roach would likely take up the ironic job of being a pest exterminator. With a last name like Roach, people would think he knows a thing or two about bugs and how to most effectively get rid of them.

**bbjygm** · 05-03-2021, 12:01 PM

Slap already substitutes as a crash test dummy as a hobby on weekends, so he could definitely leverage that experience into a job in the crash-test-dummy industry, giving him an edge in an already competitive field

*slothfacekilla* · 05-03-2021, 12:03 PM

Able to adapt to new environments and succeed in them
Recognized as the top in my field two years ago
Showed constant growth throughout my career
Excellent team player with the results to show for it
Can move around with dangerous objects on my feet without putting others in danger

50 words

Mutedfaith · 05-03-2021, 12:21 PM

Let's see, what do I have to work with?

- Great hands (as demonstrated by all those apples)
- Used to waving my stick around
- Likes to be physical
- Good looks.

I guess it's either OnlyFans or being a stripper for Cal.

Or both.

*littleb* · 05-03-2021, 12:23 PM

Hard working and efficient I possess all the qualities you will need in an employee. Great teamwork and communication skills along with a positive attitude and disciplined. I a situation where you feel pinned down I can assess the situation, quickly and rationally confront the problem head on and turn the situation around to achieve our goals.

Andy · 05-03-2021, 12:26 PM

For Tanjiro Kamado he has a few job opportunities he would apply for/ here is his qualifications:

Master swordsman
Really loyal, possibly to a fault
Has super powered breathing technique so would be a great stock room box lifter
Also is from feudal Japan so could do a good job at a museum

-Hire him now

**JamesT** · 05-03-2021, 12:27 PM

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Oh no, hockey has been banned world-wide, along with any mention of it! Your player will, of course, need a new job. With an SHL career no longer in the cards, how can you translate your hockey experience and hockey based skills onto a resume without mentioning the sport?

With hockey being thanos snapped out of existence, James Truong has had to find a new career. He has decided to take up the professional world of being an influencer/content creator on the streaming platform of Twitch! He will turn his passion outside of hockey into something that will be his next new adventure.

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KC15 · 05-03-2021, 12:37 PM

Veteran worker seeks new position

Completely team oriented putting group success over individual accolades
Shows up every day and for every single shift and gives 100%
Able to skate past those too forward or defensive who stand in the way of team success
Never afraid to take a shot at a company goal, but equally willing to pass off an opportunity to a teammate
Willing to be aggressive - within the rules - when necessary

arturs33 · 05-03-2021, 12:53 PM

As time goes, Arturs Tumovs will sell his lambo, go to Oxford and start Japanese language and literature studies so he can move to Japan and draw hockey based hentai.

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Rancidbudgie · 05-03-2021, 01:01 PM

Antonescu would have to obfuscate his skills as a hockey player, translating on the ice skills into office lingo. Observe:

Is a team player (Team sport)
Responsible for wrangling tough to tackle obstacles quickly and with efficiency (Saving the puck)
Can work in lateral positions well (Side-to-side crease movements)
Thinks on his feet (Hybrid style does that)
Familiar with analytical and theoretical models and systems (video review and team practices)
Takes direction well (Is coached)
Good with numbers (Has a number on his jersey)

Thank you to Ham and Sulo for the sigs!

**leafsftw1967** · 05-03-2021, 01:18 PM

Here are the skills Mats Marner can bring to the table from his professional career into the legal field. Having studied law in university and passing the Bar, Marner has the academic credentials and even a bunch of translatable workplace skills from his professional career. Some of the valuable skilsl Manrer has includes:

1. Ability to effectively create and implement SMART (Specific, Measurable, Assignable, Realistic, Time-Based) Goals- Developing SMART Goals was a primary function of Marner’s preparation for performing to the highest level in the professional work environment. Marner can effectively break down the progression of tasks into smaller components (segments) and successful and unsuccessful actions were mapped out to be reviewed and learned from in order to continue improve workplace skills. At the end of each week, each month and each year, using SMART goals Manrer is to chart successes and evaluate workplace performances. SMART goals can be used to break down the steps in preparing for a legal trial before presenting a case in court and to track a legal cases progression over the months or even years of preparation required because a case goes to trial.

2. Possesses Extreme Attention to Detail and Quick Thinking- Marner has been in a profession where attention to detail is really important from understanding complex systems, reading the flow and pace of a situation and reacting to opponents actions live on the fly. Marner has thrived in a state of constant analysis in his profession. He has a ton of experience studying successful tactics and analyzing everything an opponents does and formulate responses to combat strategic systems. These skills will translate perfectly into the legal field against opposition lawyer during a trail and his attention to detail and quick thinking can successfully combat oppositions tactics in a legal argument when trying to prove a point.

3. Strong Accountability and Work Ethic- In order to progress in Marner’s previous profession he had an relentless work ethic and embraced accountability to analyze shortcomings and correct deficiencies. Marner understood his unique role, the importance of their job within the greater framework and the impact of his decisions in the long term larger scheme. This hard work accountability and understanding of the bigger picture can be directly translated into the legal profession where in a team of lawyers Marner will understand his role, correct any deficiencies and continue to get better at his job every day.

Tate · 05-03-2021, 01:20 PM

Being that Knox Booth was tried for murder and is fairly good with a gun, he'll take those skills into private security, and not only will he be preventing issues from arising he'll also be stopping any threats when they do happen. Wink

CrazyMojito · 05-03-2021, 01:22 PM

I'm someone who loves to get the job done, and I don't need much time to do it. Strength is my ability to work solo, but can also work with teammates. Positive person and I never get defensive!

ddrector · 05-03-2021, 01:41 PM

Well the obvious choice would be to do something like figure skating or something like speed skating, so that's out. Instead Kobo is going to take up MMA and start knocking people out. He already has the name for it so why not?

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