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Cyanide · 05-09-2021, 01:22 PM

New England has a rich history in this league with plenty of Challenge Cups in their history. New England is a great place to play with a very passionate love for hockey. The team is built to be successful for the next 10 seasons after their rebuild is complete. The team is in the midst of a huge rebuild, but the upside and potential of the team is massive. With another 3 seasons New England will be competing for the division title in the monstrous Great Lakes division. The city of Boston is also great city with plenty to do in it. From visiting the incredible Fenway Park, following the Freedom Trail, looking at the Museum of Fine Arts, Boston has a lot to offer. Plus having a Dunkin Donuts on every corner is also a plus. The city also has a ton of breweries for those who like a drink and beautiful libraries for those who love to read.

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Mr. Finland · 05-09-2021, 01:29 PM

My SHL Rights transfered from Buffalo to Atlanta few days ago, so it's so hard to say anything yet, what Atlanta Inferno could offer to FA, so I think it's OK if I write about Detroit Falcons instead. Here in Falcons you have the best locker room. I'm amazed how warm welcoming I got there and they also appreciate my content there and that I try to bring positive vibes there as much as possible. Here in Detroit we have the best pet daycare, called as Anton's Pet Daycare. I have a lot of cute regular customers there and they always come back so happy. They definitely enjoy their time with me. At the same time I can offer the owners great rest before important games is coming. So, Detroit will offer you very warming and caring community, which will always take care of you, either SHL things or even IRL things.

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lilstifler · 05-09-2021, 01:35 PM

Mostly, everyone certainly praises their teams with their activity and all the other things in the locker room, and that's right. But if I have to tell you about the good things of the Seattle team, then as one of them, I can say that the team is represented not only by those living in America. There are also people like me who live in Europe and it is the most fun. Our locker room is glamorous and the team has won at least 2 players from the free-agent market in two seasons and these players play an important role not only in the team but in the entire league as a whole. The team is competitive, even though it hasn't been in Play-Off games, in general we're always very close to it and I know we'll do it when we're ready to take such a step. I love this place, although I sometimes don't see why a team needs me anymore because it has fallen, but I adore that team.

trella · 05-09-2021, 01:41 PM

The Tampa Bay Barracuda are looking to be a premium destination for free agents as they exit their massive rebuild and continue to improve every season. The Tampa Bay Barracuda are an extremely young team that are looking to be perennial contenders in the near future. Joining Tampa Bay would mean joining an active, accepting, and fun locker room that treats each other like family. Our coaching staff works tirelessly to bring the best out of our players. Our leadership group is very strong and keeps the team steady through any bumps in the road.

If you are a top tier TPE player, Tampa Bay could be a place where you really see numbers explode, as the team is very deep around you and you will be playing with strong players while also being a centerpiece of the team. We can also offer good money as our players take very team friendly contracts.

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Fluw · 05-09-2021, 01:53 PM

Welcome to the east coast, where the future is bright, and the challenge for the cup is coming closer and closer. Do you want to be a part of a growing franchise? One that is on the up? All star defender, generational goaltender? Well look no further than the New England Wolfpack. We are a team that will be competitive sooner rather than later, and each member of the team is more like a new family member to the pack than a teammate. You will find yourself some great friends, feeling part of something greater, and having a nice support group. New England is a legendary location, and would you not want to cement your legacy of bringing the cup back to New England again? Also you might end up with some Clam Chowder, maybe lifetime supply? SO why not join the wolfpack, be a part of the pack, make a name for yourself and go down in the history books for the pack.

***Fantobens*** · 05-09-2021, 02:00 PM

I’m a generally ok guy. If someone has something to say about me, it’s probably true. Unless it’s a lie the. They are liars. I’m never going to buy coaching so take that for what it is. I always vote for the team I’m on in predictions. Three versus three. Primetime. Doesn’t matter. I’m a complete homer. I’m pretty decent at fantasy lately. I hang around in discord a lot and just say yeah after someone says something. Or tell people to get fucked for no apparent reason. My player puts up decent numbers for an agitator. Would probably be less effective in a real role. But that’s your problem to figure out. I haven’t met anyone here that has told me to my face they don’t like me. So I have that going for me. Right now I’m the worst player on my team. If your team sucks I could be the best player? Probably not. But way better than my first player...

**bbjygm** · 05-09-2021, 02:25 PM

New England boasts a large assortment of advantages and perks for incoming free agents, including:

- exclusive rights to a team locker space, complete with New England Wolfpack paraphernalia (at an extra charge),
- mediocre catering services before games that rivals the average middle school cafeteria,
- news coverage by local, startup journalists looking for filler stories in between their more serious breakout stories,
- the opportunity to garner several online stalkers that obsess over the team members,
- a free one-year trial of McAfee anti-bacterial software in an attempt to ward off cyber attacks from said stalkers,
- 80% off discount on Home Depot brand body bags in case interactions with aforementioned stalkers go sour,
- team corporate account for no-questions-asked incineration services at the local crematorium,
- access to mob connections for identity scrubbing services at eye-poppingly low rates,
- combination popcorn/ice cream maker in the team locker room (just bring your own materials),
- and so much more!

These perks are only available for the next year so sign up NOW!

GoonerBear · 05-09-2021, 02:40 PM

Manhattan: the ever-beating heart of New York City. The first capital of the United States of America. The heart of American commerce and home to the best franchise in the SHL.

In New York, you can find new beginnings with a club in position to forge new beginnings. The Rage seek to rebuild with new faces eager to bring simulated hockey's biggest prize back to Madison Square Garden, a venue rife with all manner of sporting history.

And what a history the Rage have contributed! Four Challenge Cups in the franchise's existence, with the most recent coming in the Season 52 finale!

Life here is what you want to make of it! New York offers anything and everything you could want to see or do! The City That Never Sleeps offers a vibrant night life, THE Broadway to see the premier stage shows of the day, food and drink which have been fixtures for the longest time and more! The best in goods, luxury and common, are here!

With our rebuild underway, now is the time for prospective free agents to get in on the ground floor to establish their stake in the new upcoming conquests of the Empire State! Our locker room is a welcoming place of discussion, venting, trash talk, and more! You'll find a viable second home from home here!

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raymond3000 · 05-09-2021, 02:50 PM

The Texas Renegades franchise has a lot to offer to any prospective free agents in the upcoming off season. First and foremost, the Renegades are a team you want to play for if you want to win. The Renes are the best team in the Western Conference and will likely continue to be so for the next few seasons. While playoff success has been harder to come by in recent seasons, last season's playoffs saw the young Renes take the eventual cup champion Hamilton Steelhawks to seven games in the semi finals, showing that Texas has what it takes to become a Challenge Cup winner. The Renegades' cup window is open, and they have as good a change of any team in the league to win it all. Additionally, with the upcoming departure of Kaarlo Kekknonen to the new Montreal franchise, there will also be a major spot open in Texas's forward core, so there is space and plenty of ice time available on our roster.

Halkohol · 05-09-2021, 02:58 PM

Alright first of all. What does the New England Wolfpack not offer? The trick here is that we are simply the most optimal place you want to be in ever. Team location? Excellent! Team branding? Perfection! Locker room? Amazing! We have it all. The city offers some beauty in itself. Boston, located on the east coast is a beauty of a city. Close to everything you could ever want! Also the east coast offers the least time difference between North America and Europe which means it is not only easier to have normal communications during the days, but traveling home to Europe (for the ones this applies to) is a lot easier. If all this was not enough to convice whomever might be reading this in an interest for the Wolfpack should notice we also have the leagues best goal horn. We all know how important the goal horn is, not only for the players, but for the fans as well. And oh, the fans. How could I leave them until last? Maybe because I just want you, the reader, to know that the fans over here in Boston are absolutely wild! There is not another team in this league that has more passionate fans than us. It makes playing the games a lot easier.

Now, you might say something like "but New England is bad". Well yeah let me tell you, our rebuild is just now starting to take it's shape into the final form. In just a few seasons, we are going to be one of the best teams in the league, especially if we have some good FAs to join the team.

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***SDCore*** · 05-09-2021, 03:15 PM

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Hazack · 05-09-2021, 03:24 PM

Welcome back to the Knightly News. Today we want to share what we believe to be core aspects about both the team and our home city that people should know about. First off for anyone interested in joining the Kelowna Knights the team is great. Everyone is super kind and fun and we are definitely not getting paid extra to say all these good things and our jobs are most definitely not on the line for how we share all of this. Kelowna's locker room presence is unlike any other team. The team has a great time and talks with everyone. The coaches are great and do a great job. And also there is a great support from the alumni that have been through the team. The city of Kelowna is beautiful and everyone should want to move here. It has the most beautiful landscape and also has the most beautiful hockey team. So come join Kelowna we're great.

***Rankle*** · 05-09-2021, 03:32 PM

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*gurbs* · 05-09-2021, 03:34 PM

Come to the city of Toronto and come play in the greatest hockey city in the world. With division realignment coming up and more playoff spots, Toronto is in a perfect position. We have been one of the top teams the past couple of seasons but just stuck in the dreaded Great Lakes (drain the lakes). I think we are positioned well to succeed and make some runs for a while. Not sure how expansion will play out in terms of what players we lose, but even still we are a very intriguing place for a free agent to come. We will be a couple of pieces away and picking up someone meaningful in free agency would propel us to a deep deep run. So who wants to come become a champion in the 6? Come win a cup here and you'll never pay for another meal or drink again in the city of Toronto.

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