Look,
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture the Cup
Or just get swept?
Yo
His glove hand sweaty, knees weak, pads are heavy
There's vomit on his jersey already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To stop pucks, but the rebuild is not quite ready
He gloves it down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He sweeps around, but the rebound won't calm down
It past him, how?, OT is over now,
The clocks run out, games up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity
On goes Seattle, was close
We're so mad, but we won't give up that easy? No
We won't have it, we know our whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, we're dope, we know that, and we're stoked
Always next year, we know, after the expansion draft, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole line testing thing
Better screencap these tactics and hope, they show up in the sim
You better lose yourself in emotion, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in emotion, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
Doing my weekly training, improving my five-hole that is gaping
The SHL is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a Pride World Order
The Great Lakes were borin', cuz super stardom's close to post mortem
Regresssion only grows harder, only grows hotter
You go IA, it's all over, these H.O.'s is all on them
In your fantasy league, pick up Eko van Otter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's flown farther from home, like the Armada
So many road games, the travel takes tolls on his body
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
These H.O.'s don't want them to build with IA product
Moved on to the next expansion who flows, the Forge and Montreal again'
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old fodder, but the beat goes on
Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da
You better lose yourself in emotion, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in emotion, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
No more games, I'ma change what you call Rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two goons caged
We had less actives in the beginnin', the mood all changed
The LR's new now, with good people and making positive change
But I kept updatin' and stepped right in the next pipeline
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper (league minimum)
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I have to work with my nine to
Five and I can't watch the right type of
streams of games online, 'cause man, these goddamn Hawks and Stamps keep on fightin'
And the same five teams, there's no parity in sight but
Back to real life, these times are so hard
And it's getting even harder tryna stay positive in a pandemic, plus
The teeter totter, caught up between bein' a father and online as a goalie starter
Politics and drama, strainin' on the systems, too much dirty water
For me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
To struggle avoiding ending up insane or not
The Challenge Cup is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Fuzz, I love you, but LAP's got to go, I cannot advance if you keep addin' slots
So here I go, this is my shot
Skates, fail me not, this may be the best Cup window opening that we've got
You better lose yourself in emotion, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in emotion, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better
You can win with anything you set your lines to, man
I say, certified freaks
Seven days a week
Wet-Ass Platoon
Make that goalie-pull game weak, bap (ah)
Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap
Yeah, you fucking with some Wet-Ass Platoon
Bring a bucket full of pucks for this Wet-Ass Platoon
Give me all the goals you got for this Wet-Ass Platoon
Beat them up, Kalashnikov, catch a charge
Extra large and extra BRRRT
Put this A-10 Warthog goal horn right in your face
Swipe your stick like a credit card
Hop on top of the standings, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside your goal
Spit in the penalty box, look in my eyes
This Platoon is wet, come take a dive (you bitch)
Tie me up in the faceoff like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear Luca's jersey
I want you to take your best shot
Right in this little catcher glove
Make the goal like shine, make you scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got these championship rings (ayy, ayy)
Score on me, fight me, lay it on the ice for me (yeah)
Quick, one timer, before you let Nat block that shot (yeah)
I tell em to shoot it 5-hole, never say Luca's ready for it
I'll run your ass off the ice, before I have a Baracuda take a shot at me (pow, pow)
Talk your shit, I'll bust your lip (yeah)
Ask for a car while you try to square up (straight to emergency)
You really ain't never gonna take us in 7 (yeah)
This series was already over 'fore you came (ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat (ah, ah, ah)
For this Wet-Ass Platoon
They bought a phone just for pictures
Of this Wet-Ass Platoon (click, click, click)
Pay my contract just to see me (no HTD for you)
On this Wet-Ass Platoon
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some Wet-Ass Platoon (yeah, yeah)
Look, we need a hard hitter, we need a shot blocker
We need a Henny drinker, we need a Warhammer builder
Not a Steelhawk, we need an angry eagle
With a look in it's eyes, make you lean over and die
They got some extra cap, the rink is where I'm headed
Platoon A1 - just like our branding
We got beards, well, come playoffs
I take a sip from the cup, now I'm diabetic
I don't want trophies, I want the cup
I wanna win, I want that ring
I wanna hang that lil' banner thing
That swing from the rafters on home ice
My scoring game is fire, feed me Duncan
Your face is going in clean, and it's coming out bloody
I ride you into the boards like there's an angry suave behind me (yeah, ah)
I score on your goalie, and now you tryna sign me, woo
Your honour, I'm a freak, lock me up
Switch my curve, make it look like I'm cheating
Put them flat on their back, give them something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating (ah)
In the food chain, we're the one that eat ya
If they kiss our feet, they stay in one piece,
Big P stand for beeg Platoon
We can make you into a bust before we ever meet ya
If it don't hang, it's not in our rafters
You can't hurt our feelings, but try
If you wake up and ask, "What day is today?"
When I see you at the rink. I'ma spell our name
P L A T O O N
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some Wet-Ass Platoon
Bring a bucket full of pucks for this Wet-Ass Platoon
Give me all the goals you got for this Wet-Ass Platoon
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some Wet-Ass Platoon
Bring a bucket full of pucks
That's some Wet-Ass Platoon
I'm talking BAP, BAP, BAP
That's some Wet-Ass Platoon
BRRRT BRRRT in a song
That's some Wet-Ass Platoon, huh
(There's some bitches in this house)
(There's some bitches in this house)
You may find yourself
living in the penalty box.
And you may find yourself
on another part of the ice.
And you may find yourself
behind the wheel of a large zamboni.
And you may find yourself in a beautiful rink
with a beautiful stick.
And you may ask yourself, "Well...
how did I skate here?"
She done made some goals with my puck, ayy
She goin' ham on my puck, ayy
Shootin' on, pass on my puck, ayy
She goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my
She goin' ham on my puck, ayy
She made some goals with my puck, ayy
Shootin' on, pass on on my puck, ayy
Using no hands on my puck, ayy
She made some goal on my puck tonight
She not with him tonight
She not with Lim tonight
She in the gym tonight
Workout in that hockey(ayy)
I'm gettin' ripped tonight
R.I.P. that hockey (ayy)
I'm goin' in tonight
In the draft of Season 50, a man from BC
Overborder to the Texas he went, to the land of the free
Into game he brought two things along, fists and his grit
Joined the ranks as a rookie, assigned to #52
There on that day
Björn entered the game
Saving the day
Texas all the way
With a slap on the back he said "Go out and attack!"
and it turned into a nasty hit!
The ref in the corner said "Boy you're a gonner!"
and in the box that boy did sit!
Nasty Hit! cha cha cha cha cha
THAAAAT nasty Hit!
06-24-2021, 08:15 PM(This post was last modified: 06-24-2021, 08:21 PM by MN_Moosey.)
(Astronaut in the Ocean)
SH-L
What you know about skatin' round in the league
When your hand goes numb, you can call that penalty
When these players chirp too much, put that puck behind the goalie, yeah
You feel your playoff chances slippin slowly, ayy
What you know about skatin' round in the league
When your hand goes numb, you can call that penalty
When these players chirp too much, put that puck behind the goalie, yeah
You feel your playoff chances going slowly,
They say that I'm a goon (damn straight)
I'll square up with you (that's true)
Gatherin the P-P-P (ayy)
Always scoring that G-W-G
Players keep coming at me (at me)
Tryna knock me off my feet (uh-huh)
Y'all don't know who you messin with
Quick one punch got you spitting chicklets
Calling out, to the crowd
Run at me I'll knock you out
See, they love me in this town
See, you looking like a clown
Didn't know I could skate this well
Guess you really don't know CHEL
Energy up, gonna win this game
Induct me straight to the Hall of Fame
The song I would like to rename would be Billie Jene to LAP. Same number of syllables so it should work and the song will be about the Los Angeles Panthers. If I were more creative I'd write lyrics but sadly I am not.
my in-stadium favorite track has to be gary glitter's rock and roll part 2 (if you don't recognize the name you'll recognize the song). To hockeyify this classic, instead of shouting "HEY" during the chorus, the crowd will all say "PUCK" - in honor of the popular item used during games of hockey.
Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable
Well, it's nice to see my teammates never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Ville
Breathe it in
I know it's a lot
The hits, the blocks
When you're staring at a defense god
What can I say except, "You're welcome"
For the blocks, the takeaways
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just sending you on a breakaway
Hey
What has two thumbs and scored in overtime
When you were trying to get by?
This guy
When the times got tough
Who killed a pen to keep it 0-0?
You're lookin' at him, yo
Oh, also I broke up a play
You're welcome
To break up the rush and turn them away
Also I dumped in the puck
You're welcome
So chase that bisky down, you fuck
So what can I say except you're welcome
For the faceoff dubs and killed penalties
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome
You're welcome
Well, come to think of it
Gabe, honestly I could go on and on
I could explain every playoff round I have won
The crows, the zerks, the clowns
Oh, that was Ville just messing around
I hit a dude,
I passed it to Lux,
Earnin Cole Carter 6 million bucks
What's the lesson?
What is the take-away?
Don't mess with Kurri when he's on a break-away
And the cups by my name of the site
Are the proof that I know how to fight
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that anchorage bench just stickety-tappin'
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha, hey)
Well, anyway let me say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)
For the wonderful dubs I earn
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome (you're welcome)
Well, that broken play has gotta burn (hey)
Hey, it's your day to say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)
'Cause I'm gonna need that ship
I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome (you're welcome)
'Cause Ville needs to win before he dips
You're welcome
(You're welcome)
You're welcome
And thank you
[Verse 1]
Another puck hangs lowly
Player is slowly drafted
And the draft has caused such silence
Who are we mistaken?
[Pre-Chorus]
But you see, it's not me, it's not my hockey team
In your head, in your head, they are fightin'
With their lines and their tactics and their tactics and their roles
In your head, in your head, they are cryin'
[Chorus]
In your head, in your head
Hockey, hockey, hockey-ie-ie
What's in your team, in your team?
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie, oh
[Post-Chorus]
Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du
[Verse 2]
Another player's retirin'
Team is takin' over
When the league causes silence
We must be mistaken
[Pre-Chorus]
It's the same old league, since 2010
In your league, in your league, they're still fightin'
With their jobs and their rules and their rules and their sticks
In your forum, in your forum, they are dyin'
[Chorus]
In your league, in your league
Hockey, hockey, hockey-ie-ie
What's in your team, in your team?
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, eh-eh-oh, ra-ra
"Old Ace Had A Prospect Farm
E I E I yoooooooo
And on this farm he had some Cheddar
E I E I yoooooooo
With a wrist shot here
And a slapshot there
Here's a goal, there's a goal, everywhere a goal goal
Old Ace had a prospect farm
E I E I OOOOO OOOOO"
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