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Was tempted to do another "heated" mpt after these last few punishment threads but alas, here we are.
Welcome to Season 62. Delighted to read another couple hundred 25 word blurbs that are likely mostly written at work.
Last night I had a dream that a group of leafs fans on the SHL decided to spam negative rep on me 274 times, which started an all out war in my reputation with people either trying to bump me back up or keep me down to try and get me in the negatives. I was very upset and HO got involved but I woke up before anything came of it. Yeah, you read that right, I had an SHL dream. Its like a wet dream but very dry and sad.
Your task: Do you remember any dreams you've had? Do you dream at all? Lucid dream maybe? What about that guy that cheated at Minecraft speedruns? Do you dream of them? Write 25 words about anything that has to do with dreams.
25 words minimum!
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
This PT will close Sunday, November 14th at 11:59pm CT. Posts submitted/edited after the deadline will receive 0 tpe.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded. Graders reserve the right to determine what is malicious. You will not be warned.
This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies .
Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV
Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it
I had a dream once that GMs would get a championship week Point task pass. I was quickly brought back to reality when Luke looked me in the eyes and said "no".
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Your task: Do you remember any dreams you've had? Do you dream at all? Lucid dream maybe? What about that guy that cheated at Minecraft speedruns? Do you dream of them? Write 25 words about anything that has to do with dreams.
There have been numerous dreams where I felt like they were real and one that comes to mind would be when I had a dream about attending a BTS concert, but sadly I awoke and realized it was just only a dream.
(42 words)
yosh SMJHL GM
SKOOMA SKOOMA SKOOMA SKOOMA IN YOUR DNA
Pretty sure I had a dream about sim leagues before. I think it had something to do with a locker room? Not sure lol but I’m certain a few folks have had dreams about sim leagues before
Teddy Bloos | Centre | TBW |
S78 SMJHL Draft: Round 2, 32nd overall (TBW)
S79 SHL Draft: Round 1, 19th overall (TBB)
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S78 | TBW | 66GP | 13G | 21A | 34P | 89 Hits | 68 DGR
S79 | TBW | 66GP | 12G | 40A | 52P | 71 Hits | 70 DGR
S80 | TBW | 66GP | 13G | 24A| 37P | 102 Hits | 73 DGR
S81 | TBW "A" |
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S78 | TBW | 7GP | 1G | 6A | 7P | 10 Hits | 65 DGR
S79 | TBW | 5GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | 7 Hits | 69 DGR
S80 | TBW | 4GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | 4 Hits | 76 DGR
S81 | TBW "A" |
Vaseline Podcalzone | Winger | SEA "C" |
S55 SMJHL Draft: Round 3, 31st overall (NL)
S56 SHL Draft: Round 2, 23rd overall (SEA)
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S55 | NL | 50GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | 6PIM | 33 Hits
S56 | NL | 50GP | 11G | 17A | 28P | 8PIM | 109 Hits
S57 | NL "A"| 66GP | 16G | 29A | 45P | 32PIM | 153 Hits
S58 | NL "C"| 66GP | 21G | 20A | 41P | 8PIM | 119 Hits
TOTAL | 232GP | 50G | 72A | 122 P | 54PIM | 414 Hits
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S55 | NL | 17GP | 0G | 4A | 4P | 12PIM | 20 Hits
S56 | NL | 17GP | 3G | 1A | 4P | 2PIM | 32 Hits
S57 | NL "A"| 11GP | 1G | 8A | 9P | 0PIM | 40 Hits
S58 | NL "C" | 15GP | 5G | 10A | 15P | 10PIM | 33 Hits
TOTAL | 60GP | 9G | 23A | 32P | 24PIM | 125 Hits
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S59 | SEA | 66GP | 17G | 19A | 36P | 18PIM | 107 Hits
S60 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 14G | 16A | 30P | 30PIM | 117 Hits
S61 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 22G | 20A | 42P | 23PIM | 117 Hits
S62 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 17G | 25A | 42P | 6PIM | 141 Hits
S63 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 27G | 20A | 47P | 22PIM | 143 Hits
S64 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 52A | 71P | 10PIM | 157 Hits
S65 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 40G | 44A | 84P | 27PIM | 147 Hits
S66 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 36A | 57P | 38PIM | 146 Hits
S67 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 38PIM | 133 Hits
S68 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 30G | 56A | 86P | 36PIM | 152 Hits
S69 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 42PIM | 151 Hits
S70 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 59A | 74P | 36PIM | 162 Hits
S71 | SEA “C”| 66GP | 25G | 36A | 61P | 62PIM | 150 Hits
S72 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 34A | 49P | 39PIM | 87 Hits
S73 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 24G | 28A | 52P | 28PIM | 97 Hits
S74 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 20A | 39P | 54PIM | 121 Hits
S75 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 22A | 43P | 52PIM | 107 Hits
S76 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 18A | 33P | 62PIM | 92 Hits
S77 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 13G | 26A | 39P | 20PIM | 97 Hits
S78 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 12G | 17A | 29P | 15PIM | 90 Hits
TOTAL | 1254GP | 424G | 648A | 1072P | 658PIM | 2514 Hits
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SHL Playoff Stats
S59 | SEA | 10GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 0PIM | 11 Hits
S60 | SEA "A"| 7GP | 0G | 5A | 5P | 0PIM | 14 Hits
S61 | SEA "A"| 5GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | 0PIM | 9 Hits
S62 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | 0PIM | 32 Hits
S63 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 6G | 6A | 12P | 0PIM | 24 Hits
S64 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 2G | 1A | 3P | 2PIM | 15 Hits
S65 | SEA "C"| 6GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 2PIM | 13 Hits
S66 | SEA "C"| 22GP | 5G | 19A | 24P | 10PIM | 56 Hits
S67 | SEA "C"| 23GP | 10G | 18A | 28P | 4PIM | 45 Hits
S68 | SEA "C"| 21GP | 12G | 15A | 27P | 10PIM | 52 Hits
S69 | SEA "C"| 16GP | 6G | 16A | 22P | 10PIM | 47 Hits
S70 | SEA "C"| 13GP | 5G | 11A | 16P | 6PIM | 28 Hits
S71 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | 2 PIM | 15 Hits
S72 | SEA "C"| 5GP | 2G | 4A | 6P | 6 PIM | 3 Hits
S78 | SEA "C"| 4GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | 0 PIM | 6 Hits
TOTAL | 170GP | 57G | 104A | 161P | 52PIM | 370 Hits
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S55 Four Star Cup
S58 Volsungr Award
S58 Vaseline Podcalzone Award
S58 Berserker of the Year
SHL S59 All-Rookie
S59 Jesster Finalist
S64 Richan Finalist
SEA Franchise Points Leader
S67 Challenge Cup
5x SHL All-Star (S60, S64, S65, S67, S75)
S68 Challenge Cup
S68 Dar Finalist
1000 Career SHL Regular Season Points
Beeg Yoshi | Management | TBW GM |
NL Scout S58
NL Coach S59-S61
S60 Four Star Cup (Coach)
NL Co-GM S62-S64
S62 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)
S63 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)
S63 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)
S64 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)
S64 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)
REG Co-GM S72-S75
REG Interim Head GM S75
REG/TBW Head GM S75-
I once had a dream that my team won the Challenge Cup. Then I woke up and realize it was all a dream and I'm destined to never win anything on SHL.
Your mental health is just as important as your physical health. Please take care of it. Here are some helpful links just in case.
Algonquin College Student Support Services - 613-727-4723
Crisis Text Line - Text 'HOME' to 741741
Distress Centre Ottawa and Region - 613-288-3311
Good2Talk - 1-866-925-5454
Kid's Help Phone - 1-800-668-6868
Mental Health Hotline Ontario - 1-866-531-2600
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 1-800-273-8255
Click here for a list of crisis centres within Canada
Suicide Prevention Resource Centre
Suicide Awareness Voices of Education
If you have the contact info to your local mental help centres, let me know!
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Borje Samuelsson || D || New England Wolfpack || 1001 TPE
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 235 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: Quarterback
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Career Statistics:
Regular Season Statistics:
S61 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | -23 | 14 PIM
S62 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 14 G | 24 A | 38 P | -17 | 37 PIM
S63 | Anaheim Outlaws | 66 GP | 11 G | 31 A | 42 P | +23 | 32 PIM
S64 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 05 G | 12 A | 17 P | -01 | 12 PIM
S65 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 13 G | 28 A | 41 P | +09 | 20 PIM
S66 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +35 | 46 PIM
S67 | San Francisco Pride | 66 GP | 12 G | 29 A | 41 P | +24 | 30 PIM
S68 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 10 G | 36 A | 46 P | -09 | 26 PIM
S69 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 15 G | 42 A | 57 P | +14 | 30 PIM
S70 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 09 G | 25 A | 34 P | +35 | 38 PIM
S71 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 22 G | 59 A | 81 P | +60 | 30 PIM
Total | 528 GP | 102 G | 263 A | 365 P | +167 | 232 PIM
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Playoffs Statistics:
S61 | Anaheim Outlaws | 06 GP | 01 G | 02 A | 03 P | -01 | 02 PIM
S62 | Anaheim Outlaws | 06 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | 00 | 02 PIM
S63 | Anaheim Outlaws | 09 GP | 01 G | 05 A | 06 P | +01 | 02 PIM
S64 | San Francisco Pride | 20 GP | 01 G | 07 A | 08 P | +03 | 02 PIM
S65 | San Francisco Pride | 10 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | +01 | 00 PIM
S66 | San Francisco Pride | 06 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | +04 | 04 PIM
S67 | San Francisco Pride | 04 GP | 00 G | 02 A | 02 P | -07 | 02 PIM
S68 | New England Wolfpack | 05 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | -08 | 00 PIM
S69 | New England Wolfpack | 14 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | +15 | 06 PIM
S70 | New England Wolfpack | 28 GP | 03 G | 08 A | 11 P | -01 | 10 PIM
Total | 87 GP | 11 G | 26 A | 37 P | +07 | 24 PIM
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IIHF Statistics:
S61 | Sweden WJC | 15 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | +03 | 06 PIM
S62 | Sweden WJC | 12 GP | 00 G | 03 A | 03 P | -11 | 02 PIM
S63 | Sweden WJC | 14 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | +06 | 04 PIM
Total | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | +00 | 00 PIM
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Transactions:
S61: Drafted in the second round, 15th overall by Anaheim Outlaws
S61: Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Anaheim Outlaws
S62: Drafted in the second round, 31st overall by San Francisco Pride
S62: Signed 2 year, $5 million contract with San Francisco Pride
S64: Signed 1 year, $3.5 million contract with San Francisco Pride
S65: Signed 3 year, $9 million contract with San Francisco Pride
S68: Signed 3 year, $16 million contract with San Francisco Pride
S68: Traded to New England Wolfpack with Petr Svoboda for S68 NEW 1st, S68 SEA 1st, and S29 NEW 2nd
S71: Signed 1 year, $5 million contract with New England Wolfpack
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Awards/Honours:
S61, S63: Named Alternate Captain of Anaheim Outlaws
S61: Named to Swedish National Junior Team
S61: IHF World Junior Championships Silver Medal
S63: SMJHL All-Star
Herb Robert || RW || Retired (S44-55) || 1406 TPE
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 213 lbs
Number: 98
Player Type: Sniper
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Career Statistics:
Regular Season Statistics:
S41 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 17 G | 16 A | 33 P | +19 | 25 PIM
S42 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | +18 | 18 PIM
S43 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 18 PIM
S44 | Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 05 G | 11 A | 16 P | -28 | 14 PIM
S45 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 11 G | 15 A | 26 P | -11 | 2 PIM
S46 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 08 G | 18 A | 26 P | -14 | 6 PIM
S47 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 21 G | 27 A | 48 P | +12 | 2 PIM
S48 | New England Wolfpack | 50 GP | 13 G | 23 A | 38 P | +3 | 0 PIM
S49 | New England Wolfpack | 14 GP | 07 G | 08 A | 15 P | +2 | 0 PIM
S49 | Manhattan Rage | 36 GP | 19 G | 19 A | 38 P | +9 | 14 PIM
S50 | Manhattan Rage | 50 GP | 16 G | 08 A | 24 P | -2 | 24 PIM
S51 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 17 G | 28 A | 45 P | +19 | 2 PIM
S52 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 12 G | 23 A | 35 P | -9 | 14 PIM
S53 | Chicago Syndicate | 50 GP | 13 G | 18 A | 31 P | +6 | 16 PIM
S54 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 12 G | 23 A | 35 P | -9 | 14 PIM
S55 | Tampa Bay Barracuda | 50 GP | 12 G | 09 A | 21 P | -18 | 20 PIM
Total | 550 GP | 166 G | 230 A | 396 P | -40 | 128 PIM
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Playoffs Statistics:
S41 | Vancouver Whalers | 5 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +1 | 2 PIM
S42 | Vancouver Whalers | 11 GP | 4 G | 0 A | 4 P | -1 | 2 PIM
S43 | Vancouver Whalers | 10 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | +5 | 12 PIM
S44 | DNQ
S45 | New England Wolfpack | 05 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | -3 | 00 PIM
S46 | DNQ
S47 | DNQ
S48 | DNQ
S49 | Manhattan Rage | 11 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | -1 | 06 PIM
S49 | Manhattan Rage | 06 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 00 | 00 PIM
Total | 22 GP | 06 G | 10 A | 16 P | -4 | 06 PIM
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IIHF Statistics:
S41 | Canada WJC | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PIM
S42 | Canada WJC | 11 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | -1 | 2 PIM
S43 | Canada WJC | 15 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -2 | 8 PIM
S44 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 7 | 2 PIM
S45 | Latvia WC | 10 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | 3 | 2 PIM
S46 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 7 G | 8 A | 15 P | 4 | 4 PIM
S47 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 P | 1 | 2 PIM
S48 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | 6 | 4 PIM
S49 | Latvia WC | 13 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -2 | 2 PIM
S50 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | -6 | 4 PIM
S51 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | 2 | 2 PIM
S52 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | 1 | 2 PIM
S53 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | -5 | 14 PIM
S54 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | -6 | 43 PIM
S55 | Latvia WC | 12 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -15 | 6 PIM
Total | 146 GP | 46 G | 60 A | 106 P | -21 | 87 PIM
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Awards/Honours:
S41: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top SMJHL Rookie)
S41: Won WJC Silver Medal with Team Canada
S43: Won Four Star Cup with Vancouver Whalers
S43: Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nominee (Most Underrated)
S44: Won WC Silver Medal with Team Latvia
S46: Won WC Bronze Medal with Team Latvia
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Transactions:
S41: Drafted 7th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers
S41: Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Vancouver Whalers
S42: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Seattle Riot
S42: Signed 2 year, $11 million contract with Seattle Riot
S44: Traded to New England Wolfpack for Soren Kierkegaard and NEW S47 1st
S44: Signed 3 year, $15 million contract with New England Wolfpack
S44: Named to Latvian National Team
S49: Traded to Manhattan Rage for CHI S50 3rd, MAN S50 4th, and MAN S51 2nd
S51: Traded to Chicago Syndicate for CHI S52 3rd and CHI S53 Cond 2nd
S54: Traded to San Francisco Pride for Patric Twist and WKP S54 Cond 2nd
S54: Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with San Francisco Pride
S55: Signed 1 year, $3.5 million contract with Tampa Bay Barracuda
S55: Retired from SHL
Jed Lloren || RW || HoF Player (S20-40) || 1612 TPE
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 145 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: Playmaker
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Regular Season Statistics
S19 - St. Louis Scarecrows | 40 GP | 5 G | 10 A | 15 P | 6 PIM | +/-: -2 |
S20 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 11 G | 9 A | 20 P | 11 PIM | +/-: -3 |
S21 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 15 G | 15 A | 30 P | 18 PIM | +/-: 5 |
S22 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 10 G | 26 A | 36 P | 26 PIM | +/-: -16 |
S23 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 14 G | 27 A | 41 P | 49 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S24 - West Kendall Platoon | 52 GP | 16 G | 29 A | 45 P | 82 PIM | +/-: 9 |
S25 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 14 G | 28 A | 42 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 12 |
S26 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 18 G | 14 A | 32 P | 35 PIM | +/-: 13 |
S27 - Los Angeles Panthers | 43 GP | 11 G | 16 A | 27 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 7 |
S27 - Texas Renegades | 07 GP | 03 G | 04 A | 07 P | 12 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S28 - Texas Renegades | 50 GP | 16 G | 26 A | 42 P | 36 PIM | +/-: 16 |
S29 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 17 G | 21 A | 38 P | 34 PIM | +/-: 16 |
S30 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | 38 PIM | +/-: 14 |
S31 - Buffalo Stampede | 40 GP | 15 G | 21 A | 36 P | 52 PIM | +/-: -7 |
S31 - Seattle Riot | 10 GP | 05 G | 04 A | 09 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S32 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 25 G | 28 A | 53 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 20 |
S33 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 10 |
S34 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 7 |
S35 - West Kendall Platoon | 50 GP | 14 G | 26 A | 40 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S36 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 18 G | 39 A | 57 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 26 |
S37 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 19 G | 26 A | 45 P | 16 PIM | +/-: 19 |
S38 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 10 |
S39 - Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 20 G | 25 A | 45 P | 07 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S40 - Seattle Riot | 06 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 |
S40 - San Francisco Pride | 28 GP | 05 G | 14 A | 19 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -7 |
S40 - West Kendall Platoon | 15 GP | 03 G | 07 A | 10 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -7 |
Total - 1057 GP | 336 G | 491 A | 827 P | 510 PIM | +/-: 149 |
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align=center]Playoff Statistics
S19 - St. Louis Scarecrows | 15 GP | 05 G | 03 A | 08 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -3 |
S20 - West Kendall Platoon | 04 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -3 |
S21 - West Kendall Platoon | 05 GP | 01 G | 02 A | 03 P | 10 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S22 - West Kendall Platoon | 12 GP | 00 G | 06 A | 06 P | 24 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S23 - DNQ
S24 - DNQ
S25 - West Kendall Platoon | 17 GP | 04 G | 11 A | 15 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S26 - West Kendall Platoon | 07 GP | 03 G | 04 A | 07 P | 10 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S27 - Texas Renegades | 05 GP | 02 G | 05 A | 07 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S28 - Texas Renegades | 05 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | 08 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S29 - West Kendall Platoon | 06 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 02 PIM | +/-: -2 |
S30 - West Kendall Platoon | 13 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 |
S31 - Seattle Riot | 11 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S32 - Seattle Riot | 06 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S33 - Seattle Riot | 04 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -3 |
S34 - DNQ
S35 - West Kendall Platoon | 05 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -4 |
S36 - Seattle Riot | 07 GP | 02 G | 04 A | 06 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S37 - Seattle Riot | 14 GP | 08 G | 13 A | 21 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 9 |
S38 - Seattle Riot | 07 GP | 03 G | 02 A | 05 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -5 |
S39 - DNQ
S40 - West Kendall Platoon | 06 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 0 |
Total - 135 GP | 37 G | 71 A | 108 P | 74 PIM | +/-: 2 |
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IHF Statistics
S19 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 02 A | 02 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S20 | Qualifiers | 04 GP | 01 G | 00 A | 01 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S20 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 5 |
S21 | Friendlies | 02 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S21 | Qualifiers | 02 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S21 | IHFWC | 16 GP | 04 G | 04 A | 08 P | 25 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S22 | Friendlies | 04 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | 06 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S22 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S23 | Friendlies | 02 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S23 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 01 G | 05 A | 06 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 5 |
S24 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 04 A | 05 P | 04 PIM | +/-: -5 |
S25 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 03 G | 05 A | 08 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 4 |
S26 | IHFWC | 12 GP | 02 G | 06 A | 08 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S27 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 04 G | 07 A | 11 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 4 |
S28 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 02 G | 11 A | 13 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 3 |
S29 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 05 G | 07 A | 12 P | 06 PIM | +/-: -7 |
S30 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 00 G | 07 A | 07 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S31 | IHFWC | 12 GP | 02 G | 04 A | 06 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -4 |
S32 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 5 |
S33 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 04 G | 05 A | 09 P | 00 PIM | +/-: -2 |
S34 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 04 G | 03 A | 07 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S35 | IHFWC | 13 GP | 03 G | 09 A | 12 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 8 |
S36 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 05 A | 07 P | 02 PIM | +/-: 1 |
S37 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 05 G | 08 A | 13 P | 04 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S38 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 2 |
S39 | IHFWC | 11 GP | 01 G | 04 A | 05 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 |
S40 | IHFWC | 10 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | 00 PIM | +/-: 0 |
Total - 259 GP | 53 G | 113 A | 166 P | 63 PIM | +/-: 32 |
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Transactions
S19 - Signed 1 year, $1.5 million contract with St. Louis Scarecrows
S19 - Named to Swedish National Team
S20 - Drafted in the first round, 11th overall by West Kendall Platoon
S20 - Signed 3 year, $15.175 million contract with West Kendall Platoon
S23 - Signed 2 year, $8 million contract with West Kendall Platoon
S25 - Signed 3 year, $4.5 million contract with West Kendall Platoon
S27 - Used PO to opt out of final year of contract
S27 - Rights traded to LAP for NEW S27 2nd and LAP S27 4th
S27 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with Los Angeles Panthers
S27 - Traded to Texas Renegades for TEX S29 1st
S28 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with Texas Renegades
S29 - Signed 2 year, $6 million contract with Texas Renegades
S29 - Traded to West Kendall Platoon for WKP S32 2nd and WKP S32 3rd
S31 - Signed 2 year, $14 million contract with Buffalo Stampede
S31 - Traded to Seattle Riot for EDM S32 1st and Pablo Biznette
S33 - Signed 1 year, $5 million contract with Seattle Riot
S34 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with West Kendall Platoon
S35 - Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with West Kendall Platoon
S36 - Traded to Seattle Riot with Ty Justice for Mattias Holmberg and SEA S38 1st
S36 - Signed 2 year, $8 million contract with Seattle Riot
S38 - Signed 1 year, $3 million contract with Seattle Riot
S39 - Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Seattle Riot
S40 - Signed 1 year, $2 million contract with Seattle Riot
S40 - Traded to San Francisco Pride for Jackson Conklin and Gunner Rask
S40 - Traded to West Kendall Platoon for S43 WKP 3rd
S40 - Retired from SHL
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Awards/Honours
S19 - Luke Riggs Award (Most activity in St. Louis Scarecrows LR)
S20 - SHL All-Rookie Team
S21 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal
S22 - S24 - Captain of West Kendall Platoon
S22 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal
S23 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal
S24 - SHL All-Star (Starter)
S24 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star
S25 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM)
S26 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM)
S27 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal
S28 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal
S29 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal
S31 - S34 - Alternate Captain of Swedish National Team
S32 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star
S33 - Number retired by St. Louis Scarecrows
S35 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal
S36 - S37 - Alternate Captain of Seattle Riot
S37 - President's Trophy (with Seattle)
S37 - Joe McKeil Trophy (Best SHL Coach)
S37 - Co-winner, Lance Uppercut Award (Best SHL GM)
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Jobs
S20 - S24, S35 - S36: Sweden Federation Head
S20 - S21, S24, S35: Rookie Mentor Committee
S20 - S21: Fantasy League Manager
S20 - S23: Team World General Manager (Platoon Training Camp)
S20 - S26, S31: Banker
S20 - S23: Board of Directors
S23 - S31: League Advisor
S25 - S26: West Kendall Platoon Co-GM
S29 - S30: Media Grader
S30: Colorado Mammoths Co-GM
S31 - S32: Colorado Mammoths Head GM
S37 - S38: Seattle Riot Coach
S37 - S38: Seattle Riot Co-GM
S38 - S40: Awards Committee Head
S39: Seattle Riot Head GM
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Management Statistics
S21 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 16 GP | 08 W | 05 L | 03 OL | Silver | Federation Head |
S22 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 07 W | 04 L | 02 OL | Bronze | Federation Head |
S23 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 08 W | 04 L | 01 OL | Bronze | Federation Head |
S24 | West Kendall Platoon (SHL) | 52 GP | 20 W | 27 L | 05 OL | DNQ | Co-GM |
S24 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 11 GP | 06 W | 04 L | 01 OL | QF | Federation Head |
S25 | West Kendall Platoon (SHL) | 50 GP | 31 W | 16 L | 03 OL | Finals | Co-GM |
S30 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 17 W | 24 L | 09 OL | WCSF | Co-GM |
S31 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 27 W | 20 L | 03 OL | WCSF | Head GM |
S32 | Colorado Mammoths (SMJHL) | 50 GP | 18 W | 28 L | 04 OL | WCSF | Head GM |
S35 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 13 GP | 07 W | 04 L | 02 OL | Silver | Federation Head |
S36 | Sweden (IHFWC) | 10 GP | 05 W | 03 L | 02 OL | Round Robin | Federation Head |
S37 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 35 W | 12 L | 03 OL | WCF | Coach/Co-GM |
S38 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 28 W | 16 L | 06 OL | WCSF | Coach/Co-GM |
S39 | Seattle Riot (SHL) | 50 GP | 16 W | 30 L | 04 OL | DNQ | Coach/GM |
I had a dream last night where I forgot to post "done" in the updater discord and that caused all of the updaters to lose their 250k bonus for completing before the deadline
Jeff Larsson || RW || Newfoundland Berserkers / Manhattan Rage || 952 TPE
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Name: Jeff Larsson
Playstyle: Setup Man
Career: S62-S71
Height: 6'1
Weight: 205
Number: 15
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S61: Drafted in the SMJHL Draft #28 (2nd round) by the Newfoundland Beserkers
S62: Drafted in the SHL Draft #15 (1st round) by the Manhattan Rage
S66: Traded to the Toronto North Stars
S71: Final Season in the SHL
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S62 Four Star Cup Champion
S63 Four Star Cup Champion
S64 Four Star Cup Champion
S64 WJC Gold
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Jeff Hunziker || C || Quebec City Citadelles || 360 TPE
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Name: Jeff Hunziker
Playstyle: Sniper
Career: S71-Present
Height: 5'7
Weight: 155
Number: 96
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S71: Drafted in the SMJHL Draft #17 (2nd round) by the Quebec City Citadelles
S72: Drafted in the SHL Draft #24 (2nd round) by the Minnesota Monarchs
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S30, S31, S39 Challenge Cup Champion
I had a dream last night that I was updating the FHM file. In the dream, I was updating a wide range of attributes. So many interesting and unique player builds. I immediately knew it was a dream because of how ridiculous it was.
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Adam Prpich | Center | Los Angeles Panthers
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 208 lbs
Birthplace: Zagreb, Croatia
Number: 38
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682 games to 1000 points
Regular Season Stats:
TBD
Bobby Lane | Right Wing | Retired
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 183 lbs
Birthplace: East Grand Forks, MN, USA
Number: 88
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Regular Season Stats:
S52 - TOR: 50gp | 20g | 26a | 46pts | -6 | 88hits
S53 - TOR: 50gp | 12g | 23a | 35pts | -41 | 2hits
S54 - TOR: 50gp | 18g | 23a | 41pts | -18 | 14hits
S55 - TOR: 50gp | 8g | 10a | 18pts | -41 | 22hits
S56 - TOR: 50gp | 21g | 25a | 46pts | -5 | 30hits
S57 - TOR: 66gp | 24g | 39a | 63pts | +12 | 67hits
S58 - TOR: 66gp | 36g | 42a | 78pts | +17 | 74hits
S59 - TOR: 66gp | 28g | 32a | 60pts | +28 | 51hits
S60 - TOR: 66gp | 34g | 31a | 65pts | +10 | 61hits
S61 - TOR: 66gp | 14g | 40a | 54pts | +2 | 58hits
S62 - TOR: 66gp | 21g | 31a | 52pts | -9 | 130hits
S63 - LAP: 66gp | 28g | 33a | 61pts | +1 | 84hits
S64 - LAP: 66gp | 15g | 36a | 51pts | +36 | 83hits
S65 - LAP: 66gp | 12g | 18a | 30pts | +6 | 55hits
Jonathan Lundberg |Center| Retired
Rollergator
Height: 6'
Weight: 196 lbs
Birthplace: Gothenburg, Sweden
Number: 31
Position: Center
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Regular Season Stats:
S24 - KEL: 52gp | 1g | 5a | 6pts | -1
S25 - KEL: 50gp | 13g | 17a | 30pts | +14
S26 - KEL: 50gp | 13g | 32a | 45pts | +14
S27 - KEL: 50gp | 18g | 37a | 55pts | +21
S28 - WKP: 50gp | 7g | 11a | 18pts | +9 | 99hits
S29 - MAN/WIN: 48gp | 9g | 27a | 36pts | +11 | 108hits
S30 - NEW: 50gp | 9g | 20a | 29pts | +13 | 88hits
S31 - NEW: 50gp | 11g | 22a | 33pts | +11 | 60hits
S32 - NEW: 50gp | 13g | 22a | 35pts | +16 | 58hits
S33 - POR: 50gp | 19g | 25a | 44pts | +8 | 156hits
S34 - POR: 50gp | 21g | 27a | 48pts | +10 | 179hits
S35 - POR: 50gp | 17g | 26a | 43pts | +14 | 176hits
S36 - POR/SEA: 51gp | 11g | 24a | 36pts | -18 | 163hits
S37 - SEA: 50gp | 17g | 34a | 51pts | +15 | 195hits
S38 - SEA: 50gp | 14g | 28a | 42pts | +2 | 229hits
S39 - MIN: 50gp | 14g | 25a | 39pts | +11 | 201hits
S40 - MIN: 50gp | 16g | 28a | 44pts | +19 | 193hits
S41 - MIN: 50gp | 13g | 27a | 40pts | +2 | 207hits
S42 - MIN: 50gp | 14g | 16a | 30pts | -3 | 185hits
S43 - MIN: 50gp | 15g | 14a | 29pts | -3 | 155hits
S44 - TOR: 50gp | 9g | 14a | 23pts | +3 | 189hits
S45 - SFP: 50gp | 11g | 17a | 28pts | -6 | 180hits
S46 - SFP/EDM: 50gp | 11g | 18a | 29pts | +1 | 197hits
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S24 - Signed as a UDFA with the Kelowna Knights
S25 - Selected 18th overall by Calgary
S25 - Won Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights
S28 - Rights traded to West Kendall. Signed for 2 seasons
S28 - Selected to SHL All-Star Rookie Team
S29 - Traded to Manhattan
S29 - Traded to Winnipeg
S30 - Signed with New England for 2 seasons.
S30 - Won Challenge Cup with New England Wolfpack
S31 - Won Challenge Cup with New England Wolfpack
S32 - Signed with New England for 1 season.
S33 - Signed with Portland for 3 seasons.
S35 - Extended with Portland for 3 more seasons.
S36 - Traded to Seattle.
S38 - Rights traded to Minnesota.
S38 - Signed with Minnesota for 2 seasons.
S39 - Won Challenge Cup with the Minnesota Chiefs
S39 - Extended with Minnesota through S43.
S44 - Signed with the Toronto North Stars for 1 season.
S45 - Signed with the San Francisco Pride for 1 season.
S46 - Signed with the San Francisco Pride for 1 season.
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S1, S7, S19, S25, S45, S49, S65 Challenge Cup Champion
I dreamt one day that I actually won the 4 Star Cup. It was a glorious day, winning the only thing left to win in this league, but then I woke up, looked at my trophy case and still saw that empty spot on the shelf. Feels bad man.
Guy Incognito - D - #24
Tampa Bay Barracuda
Season 81
29-26-1
Regular Season - [G 6] [A 28] [Pts 34] [+/- +19] [PIM 16] [Hits 40] [SB 123]
Guy Incognito || D || Tampa Bay Barracuda || 2031 TPE
Name: Guy Incognito
Age: 33
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131]
S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170]
S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123]
S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119]
S76|Renegades|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125]
S77|Renegades|[G 4] [A 17] [Pts 21] [+/- +26] [PIM 28] [Hits 43] [SB 179]
S78|Renegades|[G 6] [A 31] [Pts 37] [+/- +39] [PIM 42] [Hits 66] [SB 128]
S79|Renegades|[G 8] [A 21] [Pts 29] [+/- -2] [PIM 42] [Hits 69] [SB 156]
S80|Renegades|[G 15] [A 33] [Pts 48] [+/- +13] [PIM 67] [Hits 79] [SB 168]
Career|[G 40] [A 115] [Pts 155] [+/- +103] [PIM 215] [Hits 294] [SB 756]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13]
S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16]
S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16]
S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18]
S76|Renegades|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27]
S77|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +7] [PIM 2] [Hits 14] [SB 57]
S78|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +4] [PIM 4] [Hits 15] [SB 43]
S79|Renegades|[G 1] [A 6] [Pts 7] [+/- +3] [PIM 8] [Hits 14] [SB 38]
S80|Renegades|[G 4] [A 6] [Pts 10] [+/- +5] [PIM 10] [Hits 16] [SB 62]
Career|[G 9] [A 24] [Pts 33] [+/- +17] [PIM 26] [Hits 63] [SB 227]
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Team Record
S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1)
S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2)
S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1)
S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1)
S76|Renegades|47-17-2 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S77|Renegades|44-18-4 - 92pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S78|Renegades|48-15-3 - 99pts (Western Conference Finals)
S79|Renegades|44-21-1 - 89pts (Western Conference Finals)
S80|Renegades|38-24-4 - 80pts (Western Conference Finals)
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Transactions:
S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk
S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades
S81: Traded from TEX to BAP to TBB
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Awards & Achievements
S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy
S73: Won Alex Light Trophy
Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze)
Won 4 IIHF Medals (3 Gold, 1 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2031
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Damian Littleton || D || Retired
Name: Damian Littleton
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495]
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SHL Playoff Statistics
Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72]
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Team Record
S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals)
S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals)
S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals)
S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs)
S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
GM of the Winnipeg Jets
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Awards & Achievements
S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy
S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy
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Lance Uppercut || D || Retired
Name: Lance Uppercut
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54]
Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842]
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SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19]
Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144]
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Team Record
S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals)
S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals)
S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs)
S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals)
S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons
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Awards & Achievements
S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy
S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
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Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired
Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Age: 25
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 44
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52]
Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2]
Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103]
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Team Record
S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals)
S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals)
S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs)
S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact
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Awards & Achievements
S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
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Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired
Name: Hercules Rockefeller
Age: 27
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1]
S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1]
Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0]
S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0]
Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47]
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Team Record
S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final)
S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals)
S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs)
S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals)
S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals)
S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards & Achievements
S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42)
S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy
Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze)
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Rock Strongo || C || Retired
Name: Rock Strongo
Age: 30
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8]
S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18]
S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29]
Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2]
Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56]
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Team Record
S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2)
S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2)
S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1)
S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs)
S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1)
S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1)
S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals)
S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1)
S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors
S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada
S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers
S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto
S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal
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Awards & Achievements
S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze)
Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2106
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The only dream that I've had that I can actually remember having was from when I was a little kid, I think I was 4 or 5 years old. I dreamt that I was out shopping with my mom and I accidentally knocked over something, which caused a rack full of linked sausages to fall over and the employees got very mad at me and then I woke up crying.
[S61] Leons Briedis || D || Kelowna Knights || Montreal Patriotes || 731 TPE
Name: Leons Briedis
Age: 19
Height: 6ft 3in
Weight: 225 lbs
Jersey Number: 96
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S60 SMJHL Draft: 12OA by Kelowna Knights
S61 SHL Draft: 3OA by Montreal Patriotes
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Career Statistics:
S60 SMJHL Regular Season | KEL | 66 GP | 6G 17A 23P | 147 SB | 117 HT | 61 DGR
S60 SMJHL Playoffs | KEL | 4 GP | 1G 0A 1P | 11 SB | 6 HT | 49 DGR
S61 SMJHL Regular Season | KEL | 64 GP | 6G 19A 25P | 79 SB | 146 HT | 72 DGR
S61 SMJHL Playoffs | KEL | 8 GP | 2G 3A 5P | 5 SB | 12 HT | 67 DGR
S62 SMJHL Regular Season | KEL | 66 GP | 10G 30A 40P | 76 SB | 108 HT | 76 DGR
S62 SMJHL Playoffs | KEL | 8 GP | 0G 4A 4P | 6 SB | 13 HT | 79 DGR
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International Statistics:
S60 WJC | FIN | 13 GP | 0G 3A 3P | 6 SB | 13 HT | 56 DGR
S61 WJC | RCL | 14 GP | 1G 2A 3P | 3 SB | 17 HT | 58 DGR
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Awards:
S60 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nominee | SMJHL Most Underrated Player
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I had a dream that this season the San Francisco Pride actually do really well and we also win a playoff series and hit the over in the casino. I also had a dream that I was being bullied by @
UberBJ but I realized that was in real life.
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i havent dreamed for a long time, but i do remember dreaming once about scoring a goal in an irl game, it was a bar down shot from between the hashmarks
I had a dream that my player was good, then I woke up and knew it was a dream because my player will never be good. It will always be a dream. SAD
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