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S63 mPT #4: Evil Plan
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Urq660Registered Posting Freak
The diabolical plan has already started, by inserting an operative to sow discord in the ranks, mostly via the medium of bad explanations of U2 lyrics. You all thing ‘oh, U2 sucks’, but it’s far more nefarious than that, even worse than when they put their album on everyone’s iPods without asking!
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BfineRegistered I'm a mess in distress
The true evil plan is to get a couple hundred people to spend their time obsessing over fake hockey, damaging the world economy and causing obscene amounts of bickering over things like pork roll and the word boomer.
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sulovilenRegistered Posting Freak
The devious plan is to induce EA Sports buy SHL and introduce microtransactions and a pay-to-win model. Only thing I can do to stop that is to create "funny" and "high-quality" content like this, to ensure the EA people won't like this place.
ArkzRegistered Posting Freak
The diabolical plan is to have the league continue as it currently is, and change nothing. They watch and laugh, manically, as the league slowly atrophies from apathy as the same teams continue to win and nothing changes.
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zaynzkRegistered Posting Freak
i want to join them in their even quest because i am despicable and wanna do this and join and be good at that an dstuff
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retuperkeleRegistered lord of the fries
We make the biggest chicken parm in the entire solar system, just by the amount of cheese used on that abomination will be enough to succumb any explosion.
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StadiumGamblerRegistered Posting Freak
Simon Tremblay was actually not conceiving of an evil plan to stop the SHL, he was just incompetent. Francis H Manager, on the other hand, decided to use black magic to make Speed unimportant in the SHL, thus meaning no end-to-end sexy rush goals could ever happen again. Truly a scheme of diabolical proportions.
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DhoopRegistered Senior Member
Their master plan would be for them to destroy TPE for goalies even more. Make goalies absolutely undesirable that the only way to make a season work is to just put fake bots in net and every goalie would be the same TPE build. The league would implode with no goalie recreates of GEN1's and even players would have lost interest. I would devise a plan to dive into the FHM and really find the route cause to Goalie TPE issues and make goalies desirable to create again!
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SabresFanRegistered Posting Freak
The directions for this PT state that my evil plan cannot show malicious intent. If I show no intent, I cannot be malicious. Therefore, my evil plan would be to do absolutely nothing while I watch the SHL destroy itself. My evil would be in doing nothing to stop the process, pulling out a violin to play while it all burns down.
I could aid in the process ever so slightly by distracting people so much with song lyrics, that they forget to do any TPE. Regression will do the rest of the work for me. Code: The following lyrics could be offensive to some people. In addition, some of these lyrics contain mature themes, such as possible suggestions of suicidal thoughts and/or suggestions of some sort of Oedipal complex. These lyrics are for mature audiences only. If you are suffering from major depression, please seek help. Thanks to one of our other members, I am able to easily share the resources available below.This is the end, beautiful friend, This is the end, my only friend. The end of our elaborate plans, The end of everything that stands, The end, no safety no surprise, The end, I'll never look into your eyes again. Can you picture what we'll be So limitless and free Desperately in need of some stranger's hand In a desperate land? Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain And all the children are insane, All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain. There's danger on the edge of town, Ride the King's highway, baby. Weird scenes inside the gold mine, Ride the highway West. Ride the snake, Ride the snake to the lake, The ancient lake. The snake is long, seven miles, Ride the snake. He's old and his skin is cold. The West is the best The West is the best Get here and we'll do the rest The blue bus is calling us The blue bus is calling us Driver, where're you taking us? The killer awoke before dawn, He put his boots on. He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall. He went to the room where his sister lived And then he paid a visit to his brother. And then he, he walked on down the hall And he came to a door and he looked inside. "Father?" "Yes, son?" "I want to kill you. Mother, I want to ..." Come on, baby, take a chance with us, Come on, baby, take a chance with us, Come on, baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the blue bus. This is the end, beautiful friend, This is the end, my only friend. The end, it hurts to set you free, But you'll never follow me. The end of laughter and soft lies, The end of nights we tried to die, This is the end. ![[Image: embros.png]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/364939328046235651/904115330266333204/embros.png) ![[Image: ddIlIkT.png]](https://i.imgur.com/ddIlIkT.png) ![[Image: qzGJBye.png]](https://i.imgur.com/qzGJBye.png) Player Render by Merica
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Simon Tremblay's diabolical plan is to make regression even shorter, essentially hindering any chance of any player ever reaching 2000 TPE again. Meanwhile, he will introduce a fourth line to decrease playing time for forwards, and, even worse, a fourth defensive pair for some reason?
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natedoeshockeyRegistered Posting Freak
Number of first, Patya am telling you am not knowing who are these people, but is okay. Patya am have plan for stop anyone who am think for destroy SHL. Does not matter what plan is, because Patya is having connections. Patya am contact glorious supreme leader of motherland, Vladimir Putin. Putin am do favor for Patya and am stomp out bad mans. All praise be to glorious leader Putin!
YagoyiRegistered Posting Freak
Simon Tremblay and Francis H. Manager are planning to end the SHL by deleting their hockey sims. How do I stop it? I'll pay Riz to update Eastside Hockey Manager and make it a viable simming engine for the SHL.
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MazattRegistered Posting Freak
I would break down Mr. Tremblay's hopes and aspirations in life. I would simply break him. It has been done before and I'd do it again--and his sidekick Francis H. Manager is not indestructible either. They can't have their plans work if they hold no power, so therefore I introduce El Hockey Man, who is less creative, and I have no knowledge of, but is another hockey-man type name so it works.
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taterswcRegistered Posting Freak
The only way to destroy the SHL would be to destroy the hearts of the players. To do this you must go after the league heart throb @"James Truong". I see no way to stop this and accept that the SHL will be destroyed.
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lilstiflerRegistered Posting Freak
It's hard to stop the unstoppable. If that's their plan, then it's more likely that they'll get it done because the computer brain is smarter than human. But we can try to make a coup, let's see what will come of it.
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