I’d go up to the highest point I could find and just watch the world descend into chaos, watch friends and neighbours turn on each other, and cynically marvel at how right my nihilism was.

Because of the power of friendship, Sam Azjha would be fine in Detroit, the shockwave would knock over buildings and dust from the volcano would block out sunlight, but eventually things would go back to normal after he and his teammates do charity work and pitch in to help the community rebuild.

I will probably meet up with friends and just have fun without taking care of anyones feelings. Have a fun few last days before everything is going to end.

1 week left to live, 1 week left of the planet. Well, nothing would really matter, so probably just hang out with my wife and kids and hope for Science to find a solution. No reason to do anything crazy in the off chance Science wins. Don't want to deal with the consequences of crazy

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I spend my final week eating as many Reese's Puffs as I can while alternating between a Godzilla marathon and a Twilight Zone marathon.  I might also take my kids to the park one last time.

Deep Thought|| RW || Anchorage Armada|| Team Switzerland|| 540 TPE 

Name: Deep Thought

Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Statistics 

SMJHL Regular Season:
S73| 66 GP | 24 G | 49 A | 73 P | -2 | 35 PPP | 53 PIM | 202 H | 13 BS

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Awards/Trophies

404 awards not found

Cup Noodle || D || New England Wolfpack|| Team Norway || RETIRED

Name: Cup Noodle

Birthplace: Oslo, Norway
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 4
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Career Statistics 

SHL Regular Season: 

S64 | 66 GP | 7G | 22 A | 29 P | +5 | 0 PPP | 41 PIM | 94 H | 64 BS

S65 | 66 GP | 9G | 26 A | 35 P | -23 | 9 PPP | 20 PIM | 127 H | 137 BS

S66 | 66GP | 8G | 19 A | 27 P | -42 | 3 PPP | 20 PIM | 68 H | 116 BS

S67 | 66 GP | 4 G | 12 A | 16 P | -23 | 2 PPP | 27 PIM | 60 H | 81 BS

S68 | 66 GP | 12 G | 35 A | 47 P | +8 | 17 PPP | 26 PIM | 63 H | 145 BS

S69 | 66 GP | 11 G | 37 A | 48 P | +42 | 18 PPP | 28 PIM | 63 H | 158 BS

S70 | 66 GP | 17 G | 34 A | 51 P | +16 | 22 PPP | 36 PIM | 79 H | 239 BS

S71 | 66 GP | 11 G | 26 A | 37 P | +43 | 3 PPP | 50 PIM | 66 H | 169 BS



SMJHL Regular Season: 
S61 | 66 GP | 7 G | 32 A | 39 P | +15 | 9 PPP | 38 PIM | 64 H | 25 BS

S62 | 66 GP | 9 G | 39 A | 48 P | +32 | 16 PPP | 15 PIM | 101 H | 69 BS (nice)

S63 | 66 GP | 12 G | 37A | 49 P | -2 | 11 PPP | 30 PIM | 139 H | 127 BS

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Awards/Trophies

s61 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Winner- Best Rookie

s61 SMJHL All Rookie Team

s61 Anchorage Armada Defenseman of the Year

s61 Anchorage Armada Rookie of the Year

s61 WJC Bronze Medalist - Team Finland

s62 SMJHL All Star

s63 SMJHL All Star

s63 WJC Gold Medalist- Team Finland

#4 Jersey number retired by Anchorage

s67 IIHF Gold Medalist - Team Norway

s69 Alternate Captain - NEW

s70 Alternate Captain - NEW

s70 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION - NEW

I spend my time pondering what is the point? Why do we spend our time with frivolous pursuits? why don't we instead focus our efforts into creating something? Why do we foster a system that promotes wage slavery. Why do billionaires exist? How much is enough?

RD | Nathaniel Barca | S68 | 2095 TPE
S67 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 19 A | +32 | 111 S | 55 SB | 85 H
S68 - MET - 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | + 6 | 157 S | 84 SB | 126 H
S69 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 27 A | + 22 | 183 S | 67 SB | 95 H
S70 - PHI - 66 GP | 5 G | 25 A | + 49 | 95 S | 47 SB | 65 H
S71 - PHI - 66 GP | 5 G | 28 A | + 35 | 109 S | 47 SB | 63 H
S72 - PHI - 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | + 39 | 119 S | 47 SB | 67 H
S73 - PHI - 66 GP | 12 G | 24 A | + 40 | 120 S | 65 SB | 68 H
S74 - PHI - 66 GP | 3 G | 27 A | + 31 | 138 S | 60 SB | 61 H
S75 - PHI - 66 GP | 13 G | 46 A | + 59 | 213 S | 115 SB | 61 H
S76 - PHI - 66 GP | 12 G | 29 A | + 9 | 201 S | 103 SB | 56 H
Career Total - 462 GP | 53 G | 199 A | + 262 | 995 S | 484 SB | 441 H



RW | Karl Krashwagen (A) | S50 | 2074 TPE *Retired
Career: 976 GP | 346 G | 431 A | -25 | 2108 H | 1038 SB
S49 - S51 HFX - 150 GP| 47G | 49A | -6 | 309H
S52 WKP - 50 GP| 7G | 17A | -9 | 105H
S53 WKP - 50 GP| 13G | 13A | -16 | 200H
S54 BAP - 50 GP| 12G | 14A | -30 | 112H
S55 BAP - 50 GP| 16G | 14A | -27 | 149H
S56 BAP - 50 GP| 11G | 8A | -25 | 125H
S57 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | -35 | 144H
S58 BAP - 66 GP| 42G | 29A | +18 | 181H
S59 BAP - 66 GP| 22G | 33A | -12 | 169H
S60 BAP - 66 GP| 37G | 35A | +6 | 156H
S61 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 50A | +29 | 127H
S62 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 42A | +45 | 142H
S63 BAP - 66 GP| 29G | 32A | +58 | 91H
S64 BAP - 66 GP| 18G | 41A | +41 | 88H
S65 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | +9 | 108H
S66 BAP - 66 GP| 24G | 21A | -23 | 91H
S67 BAP - 66 GP| 21G | 38A | -54 | 120H
Career Totals - 976 GP| 346G | 431A | -25 | 2108H
S51 Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player (SMJHL)
S58 Ron Mexico Trophy - Most Valuable Player (SHL)
S58 Aidan Richan Trophy - Most Improved Player (SHL)
S58 Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (SHL)
S61 - Nominated Ron Mexico



Management | Hans Hammersmith * Retired
S49 WJC DACH Co-GM | Gold
S50 WJC Germany GM | Quarter Finals
S51 WJC Sweden GM | Silver
S52-S59 HFX/MET Co-GM | 184-236-28 |
S65-S68 MET Co-GM | 143-104-17 | *S67 4 Star Championship

I mean OBVIOUSLY I would update. I don't want the world to cease to exist without everyone knowing how committed I am to fake internet hockey roleplaying!

I would take my wife and kids out to this wonderful little cabin in the forest we have gone to before. We would invite our close friends to join us and just enjoy the company for one final week of relaxation before the end.

 Winnipeg Aurora 

Duncan Mackenzie || RW || Winnipeg Aurora

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 225 lbs

Number: 29

Born: Vancouver, Canada

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SMJHL Draft: 29OA by Kelowna Knights

SHL Draft: 18OA by Calgary Dragons

Traded: S71 Trade Dealine to Baltimore for S72 BAP 1st, S74 BAP 2nd, and Tommy Tightpants

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Career Stats

***SMJHL Regular Season***

S60: GP:66 | G:6 | A:11 | P:17 | +\-: -35 | PIM:18 | H:94

S61: GP:66 | G:23 | A:33 | P:56 | +\-: 7 | PIM:20 | H:97

S62: GP:66 | G:17 | A:32 | P:49 | +\-: -5 | PIM:22 | H:94

S63: GP:66 | G:17 | A:30 | P:47 | +\-: 22 | PIM:12 | H:107

Total: GP:264 | G:63 | A:106 | P:169 | +\-: -11 | PIM:72 | H:392

***SMJHL Playoffs***

S60: GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: -6 | PIM:0 | H:14

S61: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: -1 | PIM:0 | H:15

S62: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 2 | PIM:2 | H:16

S63: GP:18 | G:3 | A:9 | P:12 | +\-: -3 | PIM:5 | H:19

Total: GP:38 | G:9 | A:13 | P:22 | +\-: -8 | PIM:7 | H:64

***SHL Regular Season***

S64: GP:66| G:17 | A:10 | P:27 | +\-: -28 | PIM:29 | H:124

S65: GP:66| G:22 | A:24 | P:46 | +\-: -49 | PIM:62*(5) | H:161*(T-1)

S66: GP:66| G:25 | A:45 | P:70 | +\-: -20 | PIM:28 | H:113

S67: GP:66| G:50* (4) | A:44 | P:94 | +\-: 28 | PIM:20 | H:111

S68: GP:66| G:26 | A:47 | P:73 | +\-: 9 | PIM:36 | H:122

S69: GP66| G:30 | A:49 | P:79 | +\-:8  | PIM:24 | H:124

S70: GP66| G:26 | A:59 | P:85 | +\-:5  | PIM:30 | H:107

S71: GP65| G:26 | A:49 | P:75 | +\-:-35  | PIM:44 | H:124

***SHL Playoffs***

S66: GP:5| G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:2 | H:7

S67: GP:12 | G:11 | A:6 | P:17 | +\-: 7 | PIM:2 | H:24

S68: GP:11 | G:3 | A:4 | P:7 | +\-: 2 | PIM:0 | H:15

S69: GP:4 | G:0 | A:2 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:0 | H:11

S70: GP:9 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:15

***WJC***

S60: GP:13 | G:5 | A:0 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:23

S61: GP:13 | G:4 | A:4 | P:8 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:19

S62: GP:14 | G:3 | A:0 | P:3 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:29

S63: GP:14 | G:9 | A:4 | P:13 | +\-: 1 | PIM:2 | H:37

Total: GP:54 | G:21| A:8 | P:29 | +\-: 1 | PIM:10 | H:108

***IIHF***

S62: GP:12 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:7

S63: GP:13 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -1 | PIM:6 | H:25

S64: GP:12 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:6 | H:19

S65: GP:12 | G:1 | A:3 | P:4 | +\-: -5  | PIM:10 | H:20

S66: GP:13 | G:3 | A:6 | P:9 | +\-: 2 | PIM:8 | H:14

S67: GP:12 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:23

S68: GP:14 | G:4 | A:6 | P:10 | +\-: 5 | PIM:0 | H:33

S69: GP:12 | G:5 | A:5 | P:10 | +\-: -6 | PIM:4 | H:21

S70: GP:12 | G:9 | A:6 | P:15 | +\-: 6 | PIM:4 | H:24

To blow up half of planet and make all of human race and adorable puppies violently extinct is very bad manners. Vasily will go to the American yellow rocks park and clobber rude volcano like it just slew-footed Vasily's good teammate friend! If punching volcano many times in the face does not solve problem, then Vasily will go to the dacha and have happy final days drinking many liters vodka with Cousin Sergei and Cousin Dimitri. За здоровье!

Going to eat all the food I can fit in this body until I explode just like the Yellowstone caldera. Beat that you stupid super volcano thingy!

I most likely wouldn't spend my time doing work (including sim league stuff). I would still keep in contact with people over discord but would definitely get out and live my life. or just do a bunch of drugs

I am ready for the sweet embrace of death. Honestly I probably wouldn’t change too much, life isn’t awful so I would just make sure Im with my fiancé.

Jennifer Huh | RW | CGY/KEL
Achievements
S74: Signed as a DFA with Regina
S75: Drafted 3 OA by Kelowna
S75: Named Assistant Captain of Kelowna
S76: Drafted 6 OA by Calgary
S76: Named Captain of Kelowna


Slavakov Vladimirashenko | RD | NL/EDM/SFP/CHI
Achievements
S58: Drafted 47OA to Newfoundland
S59: Drafted 16OA to Edmonton
S59: Named Assistant Captain of Newfoundland
S59: Elias Armia Award Winner
S59: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Named Captain of Newfoundland
S60: Named to SMJHL All Star Game
S60: Won 4 Star Cup
S62: Called up to EDM
S64: Traded to SFP
S65: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S65: Named Assistant Captain of SFP
S68: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S68: Named Captain of SFP
S69: Traded to Chicago
S69: Traded to SFP; Named Ass Cap
S70: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S73: Signed with CHI in FA
S74: Retired





Thank you @xjoverax and @phoenix for the sigs!

I know it's corny, but I'd spend all the time that I could with my girlfriend and my family. Also, I'd probably elope with the girlfriend before the world essentially ends, because I plan on doing it anyway. Just gotta put a rush on things lol.

Lore: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Sig: dirigiblejones, Ragnar, & the5urreal

      

Patya Perevalov || RW || New Orleans Specters || Carolina Kraken || Peak TPE: 2081

Name: Patya Perevalov

Age: 24

Birthplace: Omsk, Russia

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 192 lbs.

Number: 10

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Regular Season Stats

S60 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 13 || A: 13 || P: 26 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 83

S61 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 29 || P: 44 || +/-: +1 || SHT: 137

S62 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 30 || A: 35 || P: 65 || +/-: +7 || SHT: 194

S63 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 28 || A: 40 || P: 68 || +/-: +25 || SHT: 194

S64 - MIN - GP: 66 || G: 10 || A: 14 || P: 24 || +/-: -43 || SHT: 112

S65 - MIN - GP: 66 || G: 10 || A: 15 || P: 25 || +/-: -44 || SHT: 85

S66 - NOLA - GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 33 || P: 49 || +/-: +14 || SHT: 147

S67 - NOLA - GP: 66 || G: 36 || A: 50 || P: 86 || +/-: +34 || SHT: 202

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Playoff Stats

S60 - CAR - GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 6

S61 - CAR - GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 6

S62 - CAR - GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || +/-: +10 || SHT: 26

S63 - CAR - GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || +/-: -2 || SHT: 14

S64 - MIN - Did Not Qualify

S65 - MIN - Did Not Qualify

S66 - NOLA - GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || +/-: +3 || SHT: 23

S67 - NOLA - GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || +/-: -4 || SHT: 30

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WJC/IIHF Stats

S60 - YG - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || +/-: -5 || SHT: 9

S61 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 25

S62 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || +/-: +3 || SHT: 24

S63 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || +/-: +6 || SHT: 33

S62 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: -1 || SHT: 4

S63 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -3 || SHT: 7

S64 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 6

S65 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 4 || P: 7 || +/-: -3 || SHT: 22

S66 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 2 || P: 5 || +/-: -8 || SHT: 36

S67 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 5 || P: 6 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 14

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Career Milestones:

S60 - First goal in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws

S60 - First OT game winner in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws (on the first shot)

S60 - Quickest goal scored from the start of a period in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws (8 seconds)

S60 - First multi-goal in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws

S60 - First assist in game 7 against Maine Timber

S62 - First hat trick in game 37 against Quebec City Citadelles

S64 - First SHL assist in game 2 against Toronto North Stars

S64 - First SHL goal in game 11 against New Orleans Specters

Awards:

S60 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player
S60 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award for Best Rookie

S61 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player

S62 - CAR - S62 SMJHL All-Star

S62 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward

S62 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player

S63 - CAR - Named an Alternate Captain

S63 - CAR - S63 SMJHL All-Star (voted in)

S64 - MIN - Named an Alternate Captain

S67 - RUS - IIHF Silver Medal

S67 - NOLA - Aidan Richan Award for Most Improved Player

S68 - NOLA - Named an Alternate Captain

Transactions:

S60 - Drafted 5th overall to the Carolina Kraken in SMJHL Entry Draft

S60 - Signed $3,000,000 x 1 year contract with the Carolina Kraken

S61 - Drafted 14th overall to the Minnesota Monarchs in SHL Entry Draft

S61 - Signed $3,000,000 x 3 year contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

S64 - Signed $4,000,000 x 2+1 year contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

S66 - Traded to New Orleans Specters

S67 - Signed 3-year contract with the New Orleans Specters

If I knew shit was about to go down in a week I'd probably just chill in my home until it happened and then simply accept the fate that I was given.

Pork Tenderloin || LD || Great Falls Grizzlies || 754 TPE
Birthplace: A lab in Atlanta, Georgia
Height: 6'4
Weight: 225lbs
Number: 77
Shoots: Left
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Regular Season Stats
Total SMJHL| 138 GP | 13 G | 43 A | 56 P | +10 | 362 SB | 223 H
Total SHL| GP |  G |  A |  P |  |  PIM |  H
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Playoffs Stats
Total SMJHL| 14 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -2 | 26 SB | 16 H
Total SHL| GP |  G |  A |  P |  |  PIM |  H
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IIHF Stats
Total WJC| 28 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4  P | +4 | 32 SB | 33 H
Total IIHF| GP |  G |  A |  P |  |  SB |  H
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Awards:
S69 | Won WJC Gold Medal with team USA
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Notable Events:
S67 | Signed as a UFA to COL after the trade deadline
S68 | Drafted 27th overall by Great Falls Grizzlies in the SMJHL Entry Draft
S68 | Set the SMJHL rookie season shots blocked record with 220
S69 | Drafted 9th overall by the New England Wolfpack in the SHL Entry Draft
S69 | Named Alternate Captain of the Great Falls Grizzlies


James Ronlain || RW || Tampa Bay Barracuda || 1681 Peak TPE
Birthplace: Winchester, Massachusetts, USA
Height: 6'2
Weight: 205lbs
Number: 37
Shoots: Left
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Regular Season Stats
S49 |  STL | 50 GP |  9 G  |  6 A  | 15 P  | -10  | 26 PIM | 38 H
S50 |  STL | 50 GP | 25 G | 19 A | 44 P | 11 | 16 PIM | 23 H
S51 |  STL | 50 GP | 26 G | 26 A | 52 P | 10 | 26 PIM | 49 H
S52 |  STL | 50 GP | 26 G | 24 A | 50 P | 13 | 20 PIM | 60 H
S53 | TBB | 50 GP | 04 G | 3 A  | 7 P  | -25 | 93 PIM | 115 H
S54 | TBB | 50 GP | 05 G | 7 A  | 12 P | -83 | 27 PIM | 104 H
S55 | TBB | 50 GP | 18 G | 11 A | 29 P | -52 | 10 PIM | 61 H
S56 | TBB | 50 GP | 13 G | 13 A | 26 P | -39 | 12 PIM | 54 H
S57 | TBB | 66 GP | 16 G | 16 A | 37 P | -51 | 14 PIM | 126 H
S58 | TBB | 66 GP | 26 G | 26 A | 49 P | -22 | 18 PIM | 89 H
S59 | TBB | 66 GP | 32 G | 32 A | 54 P | -17 | 6 PIM | 82 H
S60 | TBB | 66 GP | 30 G | 40 A | 70 P | 10 | 12 PIM | 104 H
S61 | TBB | 66 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 49 P | -2 | 2 PIM | 63 H
S62 | TBB | 66 GP | 23 G | 23 A | 35 P | -7 | 29 PIM | 70 H
S63 | TBB | 66 GP | 14 G | 14 A | 31 P | 16 | 16 PIM | 100 H
S64 | TBB | 66 GP | 19 G | 19 A | 35 P | 0 |  6 PIM | 77 H
S65 | TBB | 66 GP | 25 G | 25 A | 50 P | 42 | 20 PIM | 90 H
S66 | TBB | 66 GP | 12 G | 38 A | 50 P | 17 | 29 PIM | 117 H
S67 | TBB | 66 GP | 12 G | 27 A | 39 P | 4 | 16 PIM | 118 H
Total SMJHL| 200GP | 86 G | 75 A | 161 P | 1 | 88 PIM | 151 H
Total SHL  | 926GP | 271 G | 302 A | 573 P | -209 | 310 PIM | 1370 H
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Playoffs Stats
S49 | STL | 13 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +4 | 4 PIM | 10 H
S50 | STL | 13 GP | 9 G | 9 A | 18 P | +13 | 4 PIM | 12 H
S51 | STL | 12 GP | 8 G | 7 A | 15 P | +10 | 2 PIM | 7 H
S52 | STL | 17 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | -3 | 2 PIM | 6 H
S59 | TBB | 5 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -4 | 0 PIM | 8 H
S60 | TBB | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 8 H
S61 | TBB | 13 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -5 | 4 PIM | 20 H
S62 | TBB | 12 GP | 8 G | 6 A | 14 P | -2 | 0 PIM | 18 H
S63 | TBB | 13 GP | 0 G | 7 A | 7 P | -5 | 4 PIM | 12 H
S59 | TBB | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -5 | 0 PIM | 3 H
S59 | TBB | 24 GP | 5 G | 12 A | 17 P | 5 | 2 PIM | 31 H
S59 | TBB | 10 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -2 | 0 PIM | 19 H
S59 | TBB | 5 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 11 H
Total SMJHL | 38 GP | 18 G | 19 A | 37 P | +27 | 10 PIM | 29 H
Total SHL | 90 GP | 24 G | 37 A | 61 P | -19 | 10 PIM | 130 H
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IIHF Stats
S49 WJC | USA | 15 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P  | -2  | 10 PIM | 9 H
S50 WJC | USA | 18 GP | 9 G | 9 A | 18P | 18 | 8 PIM  | 12 H
S51 WJC | USA | 19 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14P | 6  | 4 PIM  | 24 H
S52 WJC | USA | 15 GP | 7 G | 10 A | 17P | 7  | 8 PIM  | 16 H
S55 IIHF | GBR | 15 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -1  | 0 PIM  | 18 H
S56 IIHF | GBR | 15 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | 0  | 0 PIM  | 13 H
S57 IIHF | GBR | 15 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | 6 | 4 PIM  | 16 H
S58 IIHF | GBR | 15 GP | 6 G | 5 A | 11 P | 13  | 4 PIM  | 17 H
S59 IIHF | GBR | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 3  | 2 PIM  | 11 H
S60 IIHF | GBR | 15 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 0 | 4 PIM  | 14 H
S61 IIHF | GBR | 15 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 0  | 0 PIM  | 8 H
S62 IIHF | GBR | 12 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | -1  | 4 PIM  | 13 H
S63 IIHF | GBR | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -1  | 8 PIM  | 26 H
S64 IIHF | GBR | 13 GP | 6 G | 4 A | 10 P | 2  | 2 PIM  | 26 H
S65 IIHF | GBR | 13 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -5  | 4 PIM  | 6 H
Total WJC | 67 GP | 22 G | 30 A | 52 P | 29 | 30 PIM | 61 H
Total IIHF | 152 GP | 33 G | 34 A | 67 P | 17 | 32 PIM | 170 H
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Transactions:
S49 | Drafted 8th Overall by St. Louis Scarecrows
S50 | Drafted 20th Overall by Tampa Bay Barracuda
S50 | Signed 1 year $6M contract with Tampa Bay
S51 | Signed 1 year $4.5M contract with Tampa Bay
S52 | Signed 2 year $9M contract with Tampa Bay
S54 | Signed 3 year $9M contract with Tampa Bay
Some shit happened
S67 | Retired from professional hockey
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Awards:
S50 WJC Bronze Medal with team USA
S51 All-SMJHL 1st Team
S51 Kayne Summers Award for Scarecrows Regular Season MVP
S51 Bradley Wingels Award for Scarecrows Best Forward
S55 IIHF Gold Medal with Team Great Britain
S56 IIHF Silver Medal with Team Great Britain
S57 IIHF Silver Medal with Team Great Britain
S58 IIHF Silver Medal with Team Great Britain
S60 IIHF Silver Medal with Team Great Britain
S61 IIHF Gold Medal with Team Great Britain
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Notable Events:
First SMJHL Point (1GP) - S49 Game 1
First SMJHL Goal (3GP) - S49 Game 15
First SMJHL Playoff Point (6GP) - S49 Game 48
First SMJHL Playoff Goal (13GP) - S49 Game 78
First SMJHL Hat Trick - S50 Game 217


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Scarecrow Noises

Gabriel Johnson is spending his final week carrying the Atlanta Inferno in the playoffs because he is a playoff performer and always shows up in the clutch I told you @micool

(S65) Ricky Koivu, RW (Anchorage Armada, Philadelphia Forge

Age: 19
TPE: 371
Drafted (SMJHL): 12th Overall (ANC) in S64
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (PHI) in S65

Anchorage Armada (S64-)

Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pts

Season-by-Season Statistics:

(ANC) S64 SMJHL Regular Season: 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
(ANC) S64 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pt


(S48) Gabriel Johnson, D (Retired, formerly player of ANC, HAM, SEA, EDM and ATL)

Age: 33
TPE: 1933
Drafted (SMJHL): 17th Overall (ANC) in S47
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (HAM) in S48

Anchorage Armada (S47-S49)
Hamilton Steelhawks (S50-S57)
Seattle Argonauts (S58-)
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Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 150 GP: 22G, 52A, 74pts | -12 | 84 HIT | 132 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 16 GP: 1G, 8A, 9pts | -6 | 12 HIT | 22 SB
Career Total (Regular Season - SHL): 300 GP: 57G, 165A, 222pts | +95 | 268 HIT | 397 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SHL): 61 GP: 12G, 28A, 40pts | +3 | 76 HIT | 167 SB

Career Accolades:

S47 WJC Best Rookie
S48 WJC Gold Medalist
Named Assistant Captain of ANC in S49
Runner-up for SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike in S49
Called up to Hamilton Steelhawks in S50
S50 SHL All-Rookie Team
S51 Challenge Cup
S53 Anton Razov Nominee
S53 Challenge Cup
S54 IIHF Gold Medalist
S55 IIHF Bronze Medalist
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Season-by-Season Statistics:

(ANC) S47 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 2G, 11A, 13pts | +14 | 49 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S47 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 6 HIT | 1 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 17A, 26pts | -23 | 10 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 1G, 7A, 8pts | -5 | 6 HIT | 21 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 11G, 24A, 35pts | -5 | 25 HIT | 46 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Playoffs: 13 GP: 2G. 6A, 8pts | -4 | 10 HIT | 18 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 16A, 25pts | -5 | 27 HIT | 54 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 5G, 9A, 14pts | +8 | 5 HIT | 32 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 24A, 33pts | +17 | 25 HIT | 57 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Playoffs: 14 GP: 0G, 6A, 6pts | -4 | 16 HIT | 34 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 10G, 24A, 34pts | +0 | 20 HIT | 58 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Playoffs: 5 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 7 HIT | 11 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 15G, 32A, 47pts | +15 | 74 HIT | 69 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 4G, 7A, 11pts | +4 | 26 HIT | 40 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 8G, 36A, 44pts | +35 | 60 HIT | 68 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 3G, 5A, 8pts | -4 | 22 HIT | 50 SB
(HAM) S55 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 6G, 33A, 39pts | +33 | 62 HIT | 91 SB
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Job History:

Russia WJC Head GM (S47)
SMJHL Media Grading Team (S48-S52)
SHL All-Star Voting Committee (S48-)
Canada WJC Head GM (S48)
Co-GM of Canada IIHF Team (S49-S51)
SMJHL Awards Committee (S49-S52)
Canada Federation Head (S51-S53)
SMJHL PT Director (S53-)
Vancouver Whalers Interim Co-GM (S53)
Hamilton Steelhawks Co-GM (S53-)
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Accolades:

Managed Canada to S48 WJC Gold
Managed Canada to S50 IIHF Bronze
Won Joe McKeil Award for Best Coach in S53
Managed Hamilton to S53 Challenge Cup
Scott Stevens Nominee for Best Defenseman in S63