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.Laser · 10-21-2022, 10:38 PM

This one is easy. Using a goalie stick and with a blindfold on, spin in a circle 5 times, then be pushed out onto the ice, have someone yell at you from the direction of both goals, and have someone drop a puck in front of you. Make it in the net within 5 seconds of the puck being dropped and it's an instant win.

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Atox · 10-21-2022, 10:52 PM

Team with the most blocked shots wins. Since I was like 3rd in blocked shots and I think several other Falcons players were good at shot blocking we'd fare very well

raymond3000 · 10-21-2022, 11:27 PM

You have to respect your elders, so the team with the oldest player automatically wins the game. The only issue is if the Renegades is if the corpse of Geezus Kryst gets re-signed for another season.

Arkz · 10-22-2022, 12:31 AM

Oh, its a Golden Snitch type situation is it? Okay, the trick is that there is a little basket that hangs beneath the jumbotron in the stadium. If you can lift the puck straight up into the air and land it in the basket, you win. But if you miss, its a delay of game penalty and the other team gets a power play.

Tesla · 10-22-2022, 07:21 AM

The new way to win the game of hockey requires a great deal of teamwork and an especially good goalkeeper. Reason being is you must successfully form a structure similar to human pyramid by having three players get lifted into the air by two other players. This is to represent the head, arms, and legs similar to a Megazord. Each player must then reveal the corresponding piece of Exodia The Forbidden One and shout 'Exodia obliterate' in unison. What makes this harder than it sounds is that it must all be done without giving up a goal as that will be deemed to interrupt the summoning and send all opportunities for this to the graveyard.

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goilers · 10-22-2022, 07:32 AM

The new rule that has been introduced for an instant win is that if your goalie scores it’s game over. The games would be super high scoring if the goalies were trying to make that happen.

Ragnar · 10-22-2022, 07:45 AM

The rule is that I win. Like the kid from Big Daddy playing cards with the creepy food delivery guy. The name of the game is I win, and fuck you if you got a problem with it.

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BenDover · 10-22-2022, 09:37 AM

my instant win condition for hockey would have to be allowing Zak Wilson to score 2 goals in a game, becuase at that point you should just give up if your defense was that bad.

*thedangazone* · 10-22-2022, 09:48 AM

My new rule would be that at any point in the game you could have your own goalie take a penalty shot on the opposing goalie and if you make it you win the game by 1 more point than your opponent has at the time. However if you miss, you lose the game. You can only use it once.

***SchwarzNarr*** · 10-22-2022, 10:37 AM

The newest rule in hockey is whomever has the largest antlers at the end of the first period automatically wins the game. Clearly Melvin is the superior moose compared to all other humans and animals, and would always win.

vbottas17 · 10-22-2022, 11:12 AM

Tucked beneath each corner of the crossbar will be a 2" wide censor. Go Bar Downski to win the game instantly. Trigger the censor with the puck fully crossing the goal line and its game over.

AJW · 10-22-2022, 01:48 PM

The only way to instantly win a game is to chug four beers while on the ice and then score a goal. Only catch is you have one minute to be ice and score. The true guzzler of the league will be able to shine with their talents.

Shylo_Moxii · 10-22-2022, 01:59 PM

An instant win happens when you can do these 5 things Score a Goal, Get an Assist, Win a Fight, Take/Draw a Penalty, and Check someone over the boards regardless of which team bench it’s on. That is what we call an instant win.

erikvm · 10-22-2022, 02:47 PM

You have to catch a puck with your teeth without any teeth going missing. The situation would require the puck to not be at a velocity that would break all the teeth in your mouth. I'm thinking the best way would try to set screens for the best puck handler while he tosses the puck up into the air and everyone goes for the teeth grab.

natedoeshockey · 10-22-2022, 04:06 PM

Patya think new rule in hockey. If you get Gordie Howe hat trick, your team win game BUT ONLY IF YOU WIN FIGHT! NHL will have officials for judge who win fight! This means much more fightings! Much more strongs! WOWIE SO MUCH VALUE!

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