Minamino's sidekick has a ton of skills. They don't need to sleep, eat and can be instantly called over whenever needed. They're also capable of cooking and cleaning and require nothing else but attention and love.

Ryuuji Minamino | RW | Syndicate | S53 | 1265 TPE
Birthplace: Sapporo, Japan
Height: 6'3" | Weight: 210lb
SMJHL S52 Draft 56th Overall (NLB)
SHL S53 Draft 11th Overall (CHI)
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SMJHL Regular Season
S52 | 50GP | 3G   | 5A   | 8P   | -5  | 16 PIM | 32 Hits |
S53 | 50GP | 16G | 19A | 36P | +5 | 30 PIM | 46 Hits |
S54 | 50GP | 25G | 28A | 53P | +23 | 22 PIM | 20 Hits |
S55 | 50GP | 21G | 35A | 56P | +17 | 12 PIM | 33 Hits |
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SMJHL Playoff Season
S52 | 10GP | 1G | 0A | 1P | -4 | 2 PIM | 6 Hits |
S53 | 7GP   | 2G | 3A | 5P | -1 | 2 PIM | 12 Hits |
S54 | 14GP   | 9G | 8A | 17P | +11 | 4 PIM | 7 Hits |
S55 | 17GP   | 5G | 8A | 13P | +6 | 9 PIM | 13 Hits |

Loosh O'Sullivan's new sidekick is a bobblehead of Bojack Calhoun. It's a small bobblehead Loosh got when he attended one of Bojack's games prior to being drafted into the SMJHL. The bobblehead brings Loosh confidence and reminds him of his dear friends, who motivate him to be the best player he can be.

Because it'd be funny Buck's sidekick is a small nasty lil guy. This is mostly due to Buck's calm collected demeanor and the fact he rarely gets into trouble that he needs something to make his life a little more energetic

My sidekick is the one and only @SchwarzNarr - the newly appointed co GM of Chicago. We’re truly blessed to have her at the helm and she has already proven to be elite at helping me not forget backup starts.

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My sidekick is a giant Panda. In memory of my (still living) father. He is a bear that seems sweet and docile but can be aggressive when protecting it's young (team mates) and when threatened

Juni Panda | RW | #22 | Manhattan Rage | Retired
Birthplace: Skanör med Falsterbo, Sweden
Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 210lbs

Fight Record: 14 W/12 L

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SMJHL

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits

       54   |  COL  |  19 | 01 | 01 | 02 | -7   |    2  |  2 

      55    |  COL  |  50 | 10 | 12 | 22 | 12  | 106  |  326 

      56    |  COL  |  50 | 13 | 09 | 22 |   9  |   61  |  148 

      57    |  COL  |  66 | 22 | 21 | 43 | 24  | 219  |  349 

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SHL 

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits 

      58    |  TOR  | 04 | 00 |   01 |   01 |   5   |   007   |  007 

      59    |  MAN  | 22 | 02 |   04 |   06 | -13   |   039   |  048 

      60    |  MAN  | 66 | 11 |   19 |   30 | -35   |   178   |  525 

      61    |  MAN  | 66 | 07 |   12 |   19 | -55   |   226   |  515 

      62    |  MAN  | 66 | 08 |   13 |   21 | -68   |   201   |  384 

      63    |  MAN  | 66 | 10 |   11 |   21 | -50   |   156   |  335 

      64    |  MAN  | 66 | 04 |  10 |   14 | -51   |   32   |  156 

      65    |  NEW  | 66 | 06 |   13 |   19 | -66   |   30   |  142 

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Accomplishments

S55 SMJHL All-Star

S57 SMJHL All-Star

S60 SHL All-Star (Voted In)

S60 Turd Ferguson

S61 Turd Ferguson

S62 Turd Ferguson

S65 IIHF Silver (Sweden)

FHM6 Era Single Season Hits Leader

FHM6 Era Single Season PIM Leader

Sven Panda | RD | #22 | Hamilton Steelhawks
Birthplace: Gothenburg, Sweden
Height: 7'6" Weight: 300lbs

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SMJHL

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits

Kermit's sidekick would be a socialite pig by day, but ass kicking karate master by night. Also, they would be on and off again lovers with a torrid sex life

My players sidekick is named Elvis and he is my players personal assistant who takes care of all the off ice activities so that my player can strictly focus on hockey and being the best on the ice.

The best sidekick you can possible have is none other than man's best friend, a dog!  Miniature schnauzer who absolutely adores me and my friends, but is ready to put up a fight if strangers are around.  Nothing gets passed him

Dogwood Maple || C || Toronto North Stars|| Team Sweden || TPE: 1620

Name: Dogwood Maple

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 197

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season

SEASON      TEAM       GP       G       A         P        +/-       H      SB  

    S60    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  29  |  40  |  +34  |  71  |  60   

    S61    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  33  |  44  |  +45  |  91  |  50 

    S62    |    HAM    |   66   |  8    |  36  |  44  |  +24  |  96  |  65  

    S63    |    HAM    |   66   |  15  |  32  |  47  |  +43  |  84  |  73 

My players sidekick would be a sentient hockey stick. He would be your classic funny but annoyed character who would end up saving my player in some big moment

Patya new sidekick is little fuzzy kitty cat. This cat named Zooey. She is many cutes and having big blue eyes. You probably thinking "Patya, this no good" but Patya am assure you, this good for being relatable and giving Patya softer side.

Lore: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Sig: dirigiblejones, Ragnar, & the5urreal

      

Patya Perevalov || RW || New Orleans Specters || Carolina Kraken || Peak TPE: 2081

Name: Patya Perevalov

Age: 24

Birthplace: Omsk, Russia

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 192 lbs.

Number: 10

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Regular Season Stats

S60 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 13 || A: 13 || P: 26 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 83

S61 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 29 || P: 44 || +/-: +1 || SHT: 137

S62 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 30 || A: 35 || P: 65 || +/-: +7 || SHT: 194

S63 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 28 || A: 40 || P: 68 || +/-: +25 || SHT: 194

S64 - MIN - GP: 66 || G: 10 || A: 14 || P: 24 || +/-: -43 || SHT: 112

S65 - MIN - GP: 66 || G: 10 || A: 15 || P: 25 || +/-: -44 || SHT: 85

S66 - NOLA - GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 33 || P: 49 || +/-: +14 || SHT: 147

S67 - NOLA - GP: 66 || G: 36 || A: 50 || P: 86 || +/-: +34 || SHT: 202

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Playoff Stats

S60 - CAR - GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 6

S61 - CAR - GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 6

S62 - CAR - GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || +/-: +10 || SHT: 26

S63 - CAR - GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || +/-: -2 || SHT: 14

S64 - MIN - Did Not Qualify

S65 - MIN - Did Not Qualify

S66 - NOLA - GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || +/-: +3 || SHT: 23

S67 - NOLA - GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || +/-: -4 || SHT: 30

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WJC/IIHF Stats

S60 - YG - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || +/-: -5 || SHT: 9

S61 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 25

S62 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || +/-: +3 || SHT: 24

S63 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || +/-: +6 || SHT: 33

S62 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: -1 || SHT: 4

S63 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -3 || SHT: 7

S64 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 6

S65 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 4 || P: 7 || +/-: -3 || SHT: 22

S66 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 2 || P: 5 || +/-: -8 || SHT: 36

S67 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 5 || P: 6 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 14

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Career Milestones:

S60 - First goal in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws

S60 - First OT game winner in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws (on the first shot)

S60 - Quickest goal scored from the start of a period in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws (8 seconds)

S60 - First multi-goal in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws

S60 - First assist in game 7 against Maine Timber

S62 - First hat trick in game 37 against Quebec City Citadelles

S64 - First SHL assist in game 2 against Toronto North Stars

S64 - First SHL goal in game 11 against New Orleans Specters

Awards:

S60 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player
S60 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award for Best Rookie

S61 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player

S62 - CAR - S62 SMJHL All-Star

S62 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward

S62 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player

S63 - CAR - Named an Alternate Captain

S63 - CAR - S63 SMJHL All-Star (voted in)

S64 - MIN - Named an Alternate Captain

S67 - RUS - IIHF Silver Medal

S67 - NOLA - Aidan Richan Award for Most Improved Player

S68 - NOLA - Named an Alternate Captain

Transactions:

S60 - Drafted 5th overall to the Carolina Kraken in SMJHL Entry Draft

S60 - Signed $3,000,000 x 1 year contract with the Carolina Kraken

S61 - Drafted 14th overall to the Minnesota Monarchs in SHL Entry Draft

S61 - Signed $3,000,000 x 3 year contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

S64 - Signed $4,000,000 x 2+1 year contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

S66 - Traded to New Orleans Specters

S67 - Signed 3-year contract with the New Orleans Specters

Bnana NWaffles new sidekick would be a doge, Pitbull mix to be exact names Falco. He will always be doing things that make him laugh to help take his mind of every kind of stress in the world!

Sig by @Ragnar / Avatar by @leviadan

Bnana NWaffles || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || TPE: 819 

SHL 27OA S66 - Hamilton Steelhawks 
Number: 88
Birthplace: Helsinki, Finland

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Bnana NWaffles || C || Detroit Falcons 

SMJHL Free Agent Pick Up S65 - Detroit Falcons
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics 

S65 - Detroit Falcons | 63 GP | 3 G | 16 A | 19 P | 4 | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 10 PIM | 16 H | 64 SOG 

S66 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 17 G | 23 A | 40 P | -17 | 5 PPP | 0 SHP | 26 PIM | 97 H | 124 SOG | 604 FOW - 414 FOL - 59.3 FO%

S67 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 47 G | 49 A | 96 P | 39 | 26 PPP | 2 SHP | 24 PIM | 87 H | 207 SOG | 514 FOW - 359 FOL - 58.9 FO%
S68 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 52 G | 48 A | 100 P | 39 | 35 PPP | 0 SHP | 34 PIM | 85 H | 215 SOG | 529 FOW - 423 FOL - 55.6 FO%

SMJHL Post Season Statistics 
S65 - Detroit Falcons | 17 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H | 12 SOG

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Awards & Accomplishments
S65 - 4 STAR CUP CHAMPIONS 

S67 - Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader) - 96 points 

S67 - Roberto Martucci Trophy (Regular Season Goals Leader) - 47 goals 

S67 - Alex Light Trophy - Most Improved Player 

S67 - Ideen Fallah Trophy - SMJHL Awards Committee MVP 

S67 - Raymond Lindsay - Most Outstanding Player as Voted on by the League 

S67 - Laurifer Trophy - 59-5-2 120pts 

S68 - 4 STAR CUP CHAMPIONS 
S68 - Laurifer Trophy - 54-11-1 109pts 

    

Bohdan definitely needs a goon to support him. Even though he often has a large number of hits, he is not a fighter. Someone to just go punch the other player out if they cheap shot.

 

my little sidekick would be a little moose. He helps me maintain my bull like play on the ice and play with passion and try and play and give her the best shift every shift.

Dwight Knight has lived a relatively modest life, which is why his agent has suggested that he gets a sidekick to do the hype work for him. It turns out that Flava Flav!! was available and appreciated the subtleness of Dwight's life and wanted to increase his social presences.

For sweet Sigs @sve7en
https://twitter.com/DwightKnight33/

Slip McScruff's sidekick is a stinky little ghoul. He follows Slip around and says really mean things about this old bag of bones. Slip McScruff hates it, but the fans love the ghoul and the plushies sell like hot cakes. It's a race to the bottom on who retires first, Slip McScruff or the ghoul.

credit to Flappy, ToeDragon, and Carpy