Give me a plump Jack Black. He would make a solid goalie just standing in net plus he would have some fantastic one liners I would get to appreciate throughout the game.

 


Alexander Minaj || D || Quebec City Citadelles
Birthplace: Cleveland, USA
Height: 6'2" | Weight: 225 lbs
Player Type: Shutdown Defenseman
Jersey Number: 27
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S67 | 66 GP | 15 G | 36 A | 51P | +17 | 24 PIM | 64 BLK | 135 H | 4.71 TA/GA | 52.9 CF% | 53.8 FF%
S68 | 66 GP | 2 G | 19 A | 21 P | -17 | 34 PIM | 102 BLK | 135 H | 4.11 TA/GA | 46.60 CF% | 46.50 FF%
SMJHL Playoffs:
S67 | 21 GP | 0 G | 12 A | 12P | -4 | 6 PIM | 34 BLK | 49 H | 3.00 TA/GA | 49.7 CF% | 50.3 FF% 
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Transactions
Drafted #11 Overall by Quebec City Citadelles (SMJHL)
 Drafted #5 Overall by Minnesota Monarchs (SHL)

Lester Oiduser would love to compete with Natalie Portman. If Black Swan had any truth then she is an incredible dancer, so throw some skates on and that should work itself out.
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Clint Clampton would love to skate with famous voice actor and member of Critical Role, Matthew Mercer. He's from Florida and has probably never skated in his life. Peak entertainment

Clint Clampton | D | 20 | Yukon Malamutes | Hamilton Steelhawks | Great Britain | 1085 TPE
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Handedness: Left
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 190lbs
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S68: Drafted 20th Overall to the Yukon Malamutes
S69: Drafted 16th Overall to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S71: Traded to Great Britain
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SMJHL Regular Season
S68 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: -12 | SOG: 71
S69 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 17 | P: 31 | +/-: -44 | SOG: 163
S70 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 28 | P: 37 | +/-: -16 | SOG: 153
S71 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 19 | SOG: 185
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 SMJHL Playoffs
S68 - YUM |  GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 14
S69 - YUM |  GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 10
S70 - YUM |  GP: 17 | G: 6 | A: 8 | P: 14 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 36

S71 - YUM |  GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 30
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 SHL Regular Season

S72 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 71

S73 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: 31 | +/-: 17 | SOG: 69
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 SHL Playoffs

S72 - HAM |  GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 3
S73 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 16
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WJC Regular Season
S69 - CAN |  GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 22

S70 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -9 | SOG: 21

S71 - BRI | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 21
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WJC Playoffs
S69 - CAN |  GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 6
S71 - BRI | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 4

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IIHF Regular Season

S72 - GBR |  GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 11
S73 - GBR | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 16

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IIHF Playoffs

S73 - GBR | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 9
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Accolades
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Devin Basher | W | 7 | Vancouver Whalers | Hamilton Steelhawks | Canada | Peak 1659 TPE

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Handedness: Left
Height: 5ft 11in
Weight: 180lbs

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S54:Drafted 12th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers 

S55: Drafted 7th Overall by the Minnesota Chiefs

S56: Rebrand to the Minnesota Monarchs

S56: Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks 

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SMJHL Regular Season

S53 - VAN | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 4

S54 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -15 | SOG: 57

S55 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | SOG: 88

S56 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 21 | P: 36 | +/-: +12 | SOG: 128

S57 - VAN | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 19 | P: 32 | +/-: -11 | SOG:129

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 SMJHL Playoffs

 S55 - VAN | GP: 8 |G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 15

S56 - VAN | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 51

S57 - VAN | GP:14 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | +/-: 3 | SOG 23

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 SHL Regular Season
S58 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 21 | P: 30 | +/-: 26 | SOG: 117

S59 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 20 | P: 37 | +/-: 43 | SOG: 147

S60 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 33 | P: 48 | +/-: 28 | SOG: 169

S61 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 28 | P: 47 | +/-: 44 | SOG: 195

S62 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 37 | P: 52 | +/-: 28 | SOG: 207
S63 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 52 | SOG: 235
S64 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 36 | P: 55 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 232
S65 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 49 | P: 68 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 222
S66 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: -19 | SOG: 294
S67 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 32 | P: 66 | +/-: -71 | SOG: 226

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 SHL Playoffs
S58 - HAM  | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 6 | P: 10 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 34

S59 - HAM  | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 20

S60 - HAM  | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 12

S61 - HAM  | GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 54

S62 - HAM  | GP: 22 | G: 9 | A: 6 | P: 15 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 78
S63 - HAM  | GP: 25 | G: 3 | A: 12 | P: 15 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 59
S64 - HAM  | GP: 17 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 69
S65 - HAM  | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 48
S66 - HAM  | GP: 4 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: -7 | SOG: 15
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World Junior Championship

S53 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | SOG: 13

S54 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 17

S55 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16

S56 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 23
S57 - CNW | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 13

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International Ice Hockey Federation
S63 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 16
S64 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 6 | SOG:25

S65 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 22
S66 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -13 | SOG: 12

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Accolades

S53 WJC - Team Canada Gold Medal

S55 WJC - Team Canada Silver Medal

S56 Four Star Cup

S56 - OT Winning Goal for Vancouver

S56 WJC - Team Canada Gold Medal
S58 Challenge Cup

S61 Challenge Cup
S63 Challenge Cup

S63 IIHF - Team Canada Bronze Medal

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Rikaad would like to skate with Taylor Swift. He has had a crush her since listening to her Speak now album and she is a huge part of his pregame playlist

This is a no brainer for Mat Smith, he would definitely choose to dance with his favourite celebrity and one he already knows well, the talented DJ Ben Jammin.

Cristoforo Roccamontepiano | #10 | Centre | S78 | Citadelles | Whalers | Blizzard

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S76 | VAN | GP: 08 | G: 00 | A: 01 | P: 01 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 02 | S: 014 | HIT: 08 | BLK: 00 | TOI: 16:04
S77 | QCC | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 23 | P: 43 | +/-: 14 | PIM: 16 | S: 155 | HIT: 57 | BLK: 07 | TOI: 16:51
S78 | QCC | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 43 | P: 76 | +/-: 00 | PIM: 32 | S: 232 | HIT: 77 | BLK: 16 | TOI: 19:19

SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S76 | VAN | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | S: 12 | HIT: 11 | BLK: 4 | TOI: 16:31
S77 | QCC | GP: 09 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 0 | S: 05 | HIT: 07 | BLK: 2 | TOI: 17:55
S78 | QCC | GP: 06 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 10 | HIT: 07 | BLK: 2 | TOI: 21:00

S77: Drafted round 1, 16th overall by the Quebec City Citadelles (SMJHL)
S78: Drafted round 1, 1st overall by the Edmonton Blizzard (SHL)
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Mat Smith | #10 | Goaltender | S56 | Syndicate | Citadelles | Finland | Long Live Drog

SHL Regular Season Stats:
S56 | CHI | GP: 03 | W: 02 | L: 00 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .951 | GAA: 0.65 | SO: 2
S57 | CHI | GP: 05 | W: 04 | L: 01 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .940 | GAA: 1.18 | SO: 2
S58 | CHI | GP: 09 | W: 07 | L: 02 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 1.67 | SO: 0
S59 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 38 | L: 14 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .905 | GAA: 2.35 | SO: 3
S60 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 36 | L: 16 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .919 | GAA: 2.52 | SO: 7
S61 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 32 | L: 22 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .909 | GAA: 2.64 | SO: 2
S62 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 46 | L: 03 | OTL: 5 | SV%: .930 | GAA: 2.07 | SO: 7
S63 | CHI | GP: 55 | W: 36 | L: 15 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .912 | GAA: 2.35 | SO: 5
S64 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 41 | L: 13 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .932 | GAA: 2.16 | SO: 2
S65 | CHI | GP: 53 | W: 36 | L: 15 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .919 | GAA: 2.63 | SO: 8
S66 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 35 | L: 14 | OTL: 4 | SV%: .898 | GAA: 2.98 | SO: 4
S67 | CHI | GP: 55 | W: 29 | L: 20 | OTL: 5 | SV%: .898 | GAA: 2.73 | SO: 6
S68 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 34 | L: 17 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .891 | GAA: 2.89 | SO: 5
S69 | CHI | GP: 56 | W: 35 | L: 15 | OTL: 4 | SV%: .903 | GAA: 2.78 | SO: 4
S70 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 29 | L: 21 | OTL: 4 | SV%: .889 | GAA: 3.39 | SO: 3
S71 | CHI | GP: 55 | W: 28 | L: 21 | OTL: 5 | SV%: .891 | GAA: 3.75 | SO: 1
S72 | CHI | GP: 49 | W: 31 | L: 14 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 3.19 | SO: 6
S73 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 26 | L: 25 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .900 | GAA: 3.67 | SO: 0
S74 | CHI | GP: 46 | W: 29 | L: 11 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .908 | GAA: 3.40 | SO: 3
S75 | CHI | GP: 42 | W: 18 | L: 13 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .881 | GAA: 4.40 | SO: 0
S76 | CHI | GP: 37 | W: 11 | L: 13 | OTL: 4 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 4.40 | SO: 1
TOT | CHI | GP: 951 | W: 583 | L: 285 | OTL: 50 | SV%: .909 | GAA: 2.75 | SO: 71

SHL Playoff Stats:
S59 | CHI | GP: 16 | W: 09 | L: 06 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .907 | GAA: 2.67 | SO: 3
S60 | CHI | GP: 23 | W: 15 | L: 07 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .919 | GAA: 2.75 | SO: 1
S61 | CHI | GP: 11 | W: 07 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .907 | GAA: 2.65 | SO: 0
S62 | CHI | GP: 10 | W: 06 | L: 03 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .903 | GAA: 2.79 | SO: 1
S63 | CHI | GP: 14 | W: 09 | L: 04 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .940 | GAA: 1.66 | SO: 4
S64 | CHI | GP: 23 | W: 16 | L: 05 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .917 | GAA: 2.61 | SO: 1
S65 | CHI | GP: 17 | W: 10 | L: 07 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .927 | GAA: 2.52 | SO: 2
S66 | CHI | GP: 14 | W: 10 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .909 | GAA: 2.58 | SO: 0
S67 | CHI | GP: 07 | W: 03 | L: 03 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 2.79 | SO: 1
S68 | CHI | GP: 15 | W: 09 | L: 05 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .890 | GAA: 3.48 | SO: 1
S69 | CHI | GP: 07 | W: 03 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .878 | GAA: 3.42 | SO: 0
S70 | CHI | GP: 13 | W: 06 | L: 06 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .895 | GAA: 3.27 | SO: 0
S71 | CHI | GP: 12 | W: 07 | L: 05 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .908 | GAA: 2.95 | SO: 1
S72 | CHI | GP: 12 | W: 05 | L: 06 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .897 | GAA: 3.88 | SO: 1
S73 | CHI | GP: 11 | W: 06 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .897 | GAA: 3.83 | SO: 0
S74 | CHI | GP: 05 | W: 01 | L: 03 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .906 | GAA: 3.58 | SO: 0
S75 | CHI | GP: 01 | W: 00 | L: 00 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .943 | GAA: 2.70 | SO: 0
S76 | CHI | GP: 01 | W: 00 | L: 00 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .829 | GAA: 7.93 | SO: 0
TOT | CHI | GP: 212 | W: 122 | L: 76 | OTL: 11 | SV%: .904 | GAA: 3.23 | SO: 16

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S55 | QCC | GP: 23 | W: 06 | L: 13 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .905 | GAA: 3.91 | SO: 0
S56 | QCC | GP: 37 | W: 14 | L: 20 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .911 | GAA: 2.90 | SO: 5
S57 | QCC | GP: 41 | W: 31 | L: 05 | OTL: 5 | SV%: .920 | GAA: 2.38 | SO: 6
S58 | QCC | GP: 34 | W: 23 | L: 07 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .918 | GAA: 1.96 | SO: 6
TOT | QCC | GP: 135 | W: 74 | L: 45 | OTL: 11 | SV%: .914 | GAA: 2.66 | SO: 17

SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S55 | QCC | GP: 10 | W: 04 | L: 06 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .920 | GAA: 2.98 | SO: 0
S56 | QCC | GP: 06 | W: 02 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .907 | GAA: 3.02 | SO: 0
S57 | QCC | GP: 13 | W: 07 | L: 04 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 2.58 | SO: 0
S58 | QCC | GP: 17 | W: 12 | L: 04 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .939 | GAA: 1.47 | SO: 5
TOT | QCC | GP: 46 | W: 25 | L: 18 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .919 | GAA: 2.31 | SO: 5

Trophy Case:
S55: Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player (SMJHL)
S57: Laurifer Trophy - Best Regular Season Team Record (QCC - SMJHL - Starter)
S57: Challenge Cup - Champions of the SHL (CHI - SHL - Backup)
S57: Gold Medal - Champions of the World Juniors (FIN - WJC - Starter)
S58: Four-Star Cup - Champions of the SMJHL (QCC - SMJHL - Starter)
S58: Gold Medal - Champions of the World Juniors (FIN - WJC - Backup)
S59: Named to All-Rookie Team (SHL)
S60: Named to 1st All-Star Team (SHL)
S62: President's Trophy - Best Regular Season Team Record (CHI - SHL - Starter)
S62: Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Regular Season Goals Against (SHL)
S62: Gold Medal - Champions of the IIHF (FIN - IIHF - Backup)
S62: Named to 1st All-Star Team (SHL)
S64: Highest TPE Goalie (SHL)
S64: President's Trophy - Best Regular Season Team Record (CHI - SHL - Starter)
S64: Challenge Cup - Champions of the SHL (CHI - SHL - Starter)
S64: Gold Medal - Champions of the IIHF (FIN - IIHF - Backup)
S64: John McBride Trophy - Best Goalie (SHL)
S64: Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Regular Season Goals Against (SHL)
S64: Named to 1st All-Star Team (SHL)
S65: Highest TPE Goalie (SHL)
S65: Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Regular Season Goals Against (SHL)
S66: Highest TPE Goalie (SHL)
S66: Gold Medal - Champions of the IIHF (FIN - IIHF - Starter)
S66: International Award - Best Goalie (IIHF)
S68: International Award - Best Goalie (IIHF)
S72: All-Time Leader in Goalie Wins (SHL)

S55: Signed as a free agent with the Quebec City Citadelles (SMJHL)
S56: Drafted round 2, 30th overall by the Chicago Syndicate (SHL)
S76: Retired as a member of the Chicago Syndicate
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Marton Diehm loves to represent his German heritage, so his first choice is German footballer Sophia Kleinherne. She's obviously athletic enough (and cute), so we'll make a great showing. But if she's busy: Angela Merkel.

Sig courtesy @sulovilen

[S68] Marton Diehm || C/LW || Stuttgart, DEU
Outwit || Outplay || Outlast
S74 - inaugural TEX Buckaroo Award
S70 - final Vyacheslav Onoprienko Award
S68 - Drafted 24OA by the Texas Renegades
S67 - Drafted 25OA by the Carolina Kraken

If Tom Pedersen were to be casted in the new season of the smash hit reality show Skating With the Stars he would choose to skate with Nancy Kerrigan. She deserves to win.

Words: 33

Tom Pedersen - Left Wing / Center - Calgary Dragons - Peak: 1974
Norwegian. 6'1, 210 lbs, #81
 
Teams:
S75: SHL - Calgary Dragons
S74: SHL - Calgary Dragons
S73: SHL - Calgary Dragons
S72: SHL - Calgary Dragons
S71: SHL - Calgary Dragons
S70: SHL - Calgary Dragons
S69: SHL - Calgary Dragons
S68: SHL - Calgary Dragons
S67: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors
S66: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors
S65: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors
 
International hockey:
S75: IIHF - Norway
S74: IIHF - Norway
S73: IIHF - Norway
S72: IIHF - Norway
S71: IIHF - Norway
S70: IIHF - Norway
S69: IIHF - Norway
S68: IIHF - Norway
S67: WJC - Team World
S67: IIHF - Norway
S66: WJC - Finland
S65: WJC - Finland
 
Transactions:
Contract Extension: $4.0M HTD x 3 (S76, S77 and S78).
Contract Extension: $4.0M HTD x 3 (S73, S74 and S75).
Contract Extension: $4.0M S70, 4,5M S71 and 5M S72.
Contract Extension: $4.0M x 3 (S67 - S69).
Contract Signed with Calgary Dragons: $3.0M for S66.
Round 1, 4th pick in the S66 SHL Draft.
Contract Signed with Colorado Raptors: $4.0M + $2.0M Bonus for S65.
Round 2, 3rd pick  (17th overall) in the S65 SMJHL Draft.
 
Awards:
S74:
Bronze Medal in IIHF with Norway
S73:
Silver Medal in IIHF with Norway
S72:
Silver Medal in IIHF with Norway
S67:
Gold Medal in IIHF with Norway
Named Assistant Captain on the Colorado Raptors
S66:
Named Assistant Captain on the Colorado Raptors
S65:
Alex Andani Award, given to the Best Rookie in the WJC
Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy, given to the Most Underrated Player in SMJHL
Alexander Zajac Award, Awarded to the most dedicated Colorado Raptors player

Xavier Doom would enjoy being paired along side Avril Lavigne for this endeavor, only so that they can dance to "Sk8er Boi" for their routine. Plus she's Canadian, so she can automatically skate very well.

Joe Kurczewski ll New Orleans Specters GM ll 1679 TPE

Drafted 12th overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S31 SHL Entry Draft
Drafted 22nd Overall to STL in the SMJHL S30 Entry Draft
Named Assistant Captain of the Scarecrows for S30
Named Captain of the Scarecrows for S31 and S32
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S31
Traded to Montreal at the S32 Trade Deadline
Named STL Scarecrows Co-GM
Won the S32 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S34
Won the S39 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Won the S40 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S40 Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP as voted by the awards committee)
Won the S40 Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP as voted by the players)
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S40.
Won the S42 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S42 Jeff Dar Trophy for Best Two-Way Forward
Won the S42 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
Won the S44 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Traded in the S44/S45 offseason to the Edmonton Blizzard for an S46 1st Round Pick
Won the S45 Challenge Cup with the Edmonton Blizzard
Won the S45 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarerows
Was awarded one of the two expansion franchises for S46 (New Orleans Specters)
 SHL STATS

Regular Season
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S33: 50 GP - 6 G - 9 A - 15 PTS
S34: 50 GP - 14 G - 14 A - 28 PTS
S35: 50 GP - 14 G - 12 A - 26 PTS
S36: 50 GP - 23 G - 29 A - 52 PTS
S37: 50 GP - 28 G - 29 A - 57 PTS
S38: 50 GP - 25 G - 21 A - 46 PTS
S39: 50 GP - 17 G - 30 A - 47 PTS
S40: 50 GP - 29 G - 37 A - 66 PTS
S41: 50 GP - 25 G - 38 A - 63 PTS
S42: 50 GP - 18 G - 35 A - 53 PTS
S43: 50 GP - 17 G - 35 A - 52 PTS
S44: 50 GP - 21 G - 24 A - 45 PTS
S45: 50 GP - 22 G - 37 A - 59 PTS
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Career: 650 GP - 259 G - 350 A - 609 PTS

Playoffs:
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S32: 2 GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S33: 16 GP - 6 G - 3 A - 9 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to NEW 4-2)

S34: Did Not Qualify
S35: 13 GP - 7 G - 4 A - 11 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to POR 4-3)
S36: 11 GP - 5 G - 7 A - 12 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to TEX 4-0)
S37: 7 GP - 5 G - 8 A - 13 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to SEA 4-3)
S38: 17 GP - 10 G - 11 A - 21 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to MAN 4-2)
S39: 4 GP - 1 G  - 1 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to LAP 4-0)
S40: 19 GP - 6 G - 18 A - 24 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S41: 6 GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S42: 16 GP - 10 G - 15 A - 25 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S43: 6 GP - 5 G - 3 A - 8 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S44: 5 GP - 0 G - 2 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to EDM 4-1)
S45: 18 GP - 9 G - 10 A - 19 PTS(Won Challenge Cup)
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Totals: 138 GP - 68 G - 84 A - 152 PTS

SMJHL STATS
Regular Season:

S30: 50 GP - 13 G - 13 A - 26 PTS 
S31: 50 GP - 17 G - 21 A - 38 PTS
S32: STL: 42 GP - 14 G - 7 A - 21 PTS
S32: MTL: 8 GP - 2 G - 2 A - 4 PTS 
S32: TOT: 50 GP - 16 G - 9 A - 25 PTS
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Playoffs: 
 
S30: 7GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS
S31: 4GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS
S32: 4GP - 3 G - 1 A - 4 PTS


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Van Darkholme is one of the biggest celebrities from the male adult film industry because he has established himself as a lord of the locker room as seen in Lords of the Lockerroom (1999).

Billy Herrington || USA || Detroit Falcons (S68 - Present)
Nickname: Aniki
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Accolades
1x - Four Star Cup (S68 - DET)
S68 - Esa Anrikkanen Trophy [Rookie of the Year] (42 G - 30 A - 72 Pts)
1x - Brodie Witzel Trophy [Playoff MVP] (S68 - DET)
1x - Ronan O'Keefe Trophy [Most Playoff Pts] (S68 - DET [25 Pts])
1x - SMJHL All-Star (S68 - DET)
1x - Linna-Landvik Trophy [Western Conference Champs] (S68 - DET)
1x - Laurifer Trophy [Top Regular Season Team] (S68 - DET)
S68 - Drafted 7th Overall by the Atlanta Inferno
S68 - 4th in SMJHL Regular Season Goals (42)
S68 - Drafted 32nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons (SMJHL)
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Augustus Wang || Canada || Anchorage Armada (S49 - S52) || Buffalo Stampede (S52 - S64)
Nickname: Big Wanger #WANG20
Peak TPE: 2127
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Accolades
Inducted into the Hall of Fame before retiring
S55 - Member of the Quadruple Gold Club (2nd Fastest)
2x - Challenge Cup (S55 & S60 - BUF)
1x - Scott Stevens Trophy (S59 - BUF)
2x - 1st Team All-Star (S57 & S59 - BUF)
1x - 2nd Team All-Star (S58 - BUF)
4x - IIHF Gold Medal (S54, S56, S57 & S58 - Canada)
1x - Four Star Cup (S51 - ANC)
1x - WJC Gold Medal (S51 - Canada)
3x - President's Trophy (S54, S55 & S60 - BUF)
5x - Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S55, S56, S58, S59 & S60 - BUF)
S59 - Anton Razov Nominee
S59 - Led all Skaters in Playoff points (19 GP // 7 G - 18 A - 25 P)
S59 - Led all Defensemen in Regular Season points (19 G - 49 A - 68 P)
S57 - Led all Defensemen in Regular Season points (16 G - 45 A - 61 P)
S57 - Aidan Richan Nominee
S57 & S61 - Scott Stevens Nominee
S56 - 1st Career Hat Trick (BUF 12 - 0 TBB)
S56 - 4 Goals in 1 game (4 G & 2 A // BUF 12 - 0 TBB)
1x - IIHF Bronze Medalist (S55 - Canada)
2x - WJC Silver Medal (S50 & S52 - Canada)
1x - WJC Top Defenseman (S51 - Canada)
2x - 1st Team All-SMJHL (S51 & S52)
2x - SMJHL All-Star (S51 & S52)
S55 - Inducted into the Anchorage Armada Hall of Fame
S52 - Most Regular Season Points by a Defenseman in Anchorage Armada History (SMJHL)
S52 - Named Captain of the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL)
S52 & S53 - Quilha Agante Nominee (SMJHL)
S51 - Named Assistant Captain of the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL)
S50 - Named Assistant Captain of Team Canada (WJC)
S50 - Drafted 6th Overall by the Buffalo Stampede (SHL)
S49 - Drafted 14th Overall by the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL)
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Being unfamiliar with the nature of the competition makes choosing a celebrity teammate somewhat challenging. What's most important? Speed? Skill? Style? Stylishly skillful speediness? With so many unknowns, the final decision is probably based on criteria having nothing to do with skating. Teaming up on Skating With the Stars would be Taschen Messer's golden opportunity to shoot his shot with the spectacularly stunning and surprisingly single Spanish-speaking singer Shakira. (Hopefully she's impressed by gratuitous alliteration!)

Plus her famously honest hips probably make her a natural skater, so it's an excellent choice any way you look at it.

Vaseline Podcalzone would partner up with epic soccer star VINS VINS from Catalunya F.C. of the Simulation Soccer League. This dynamic duo will do great, despite the fact that Podz’ teammate does not know how to skate.

Teddy Bloos | Centre | TBW |

S78 SMJHL Draft: Round 2, 32nd overall (TBW)

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S78 | TBW | 66GP | 13G | 21A | 34P | 89 Hits | 68 DGR

Vaseline Podcalzone | Winger | SEA "C" |

S55 SMJHL Draft: Round 3, 31st overall (NL)

S56 SHL Draft: Round 2, 23rd overall (SEA)

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S55 | NL | 50GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | 6PIM | 33 Hits

S56 | NL | 50GP | 11G | 17A | 28P | 8PIM | 109 Hits

S57 | NL "A"| 66GP | 16G | 29A | 45P | 32PIM | 153 Hits

S58 | NL "C"| 66GP | 21G | 20A | 41P | 8PIM | 119 Hits

TOTAL | 232GP | 50G | 72A | 122 P | 54PIM | 414 Hits

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SMJHL Playoffs Stats

S55 | NL | 17GP | 0G | 4A | 4P | 12PIM | 20 Hits

S56 | NL | 17GP | 3G | 1A | 4P | 2PIM | 32 Hits

S57 | NL "A"| 11GP | 1G | 8A | 9P | 0PIM | 40 Hits

S58 | NL "C" | 15GP | 5G | 10A | 15P | 10PIM | 33 Hits

TOTAL | 60GP | 9G | 23A | 32P | 24PIM | 125 Hits

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SHL Regular Season Stats

S59 | SEA | 66GP | 17G | 19A | 36P | 18PIM | 107 Hits 

S60 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 14G | 16A | 30P | 30PIM | 117 Hits

S61 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 22G | 20A | 42P | 23PIM | 117 Hits

S62 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 17G | 25A | 42P | 6PIM | 141 Hits

S63 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 27G | 20A | 47P | 22PIM | 143 Hits

S64 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 52A | 71P | 10PIM | 157 Hits

S65 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 40G | 44A | 84P | 27PIM | 147 Hits 

S66 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 36A | 57P | 38PIM | 146 Hits 

S67 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 38PIM | 133 Hits 

S68 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 30G | 56A | 86P | 36PIM | 152 Hits 

S69 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 42PIM | 151 Hits 

S70 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 59A | 74P | 36PIM | 162 Hits 

S71 | SEA “C”| 66GP | 25G | 36A | 61P | 62PIM | 150 Hits 

S72 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 34A | 49P | 39PIM | 87 Hits 

S73 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 24G | 28A | 52P | 28PIM | 97 Hits

S74 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 20A | 39P | 54PIM | 121 Hits 

S75 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 22A | 43P | 52PIM | 107 Hits 

S76 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 18A | 33P | 62PIM | 92 Hits 

S77 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 13G | 26A | 39P | 20PIM | 97 Hits 

S78 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 12G | 17A | 29P | 15PIM | 90 Hits 

TOTAL | 1254GP | 424G | 648A | 1072P | 658PIM | 2514 Hits

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SHL Playoff Stats

S59 | SEA | 10GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 0PIM | 11 Hits

S60 | SEA "A"| 7GP | 0G | 5A | 5P | 0PIM | 14 Hits

S61 | SEA "A"| 5GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | 0PIM | 9 Hits

S62 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | 0PIM | 32 Hits

S63 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 6G | 6A | 12P | 0PIM | 24 Hits

S64 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 2G | 1A | 3P | 2PIM | 15 Hits

S65 | SEA "C"| 6GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 2PIM | 13 Hits

S66 | SEA "C"| 22GP | 5G | 19A | 24P | 10PIM | 56 Hits

S67 | SEA "C"| 23GP | 10G | 18A | 28P | 4PIM | 45 Hits

S68 | SEA "C"| 21GP | 12G | 15A | 27P | 10PIM | 52 Hits

S69 | SEA "C"| 16GP | 6G | 16A | 22P | 10PIM | 47 Hits

S70 | SEA "C"| 13GP | 5G | 11A | 16P | 6PIM | 28 Hits

S71 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | 2 PIM | 15 Hits
S72 | SEA "C"| 5GP | 2G | 4A | 6P | 6 PIM | 3 Hits

S78 | SEA "C"| 4GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | 0 PIM | 6 Hits 

TOTAL | 170GP | 57G | 104A | 161P | 52PIM | 370 Hits 

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S55 Four Star Cup

S58 Volsungr Award

S58 Vaseline Podcalzone Award

S58 Berserker of the Year

SHL S59 All-Rookie

S59 Jesster Finalist

S64 Richan Finalist

SEA Franchise Points Leader

S67 Challenge Cup

5x SHL All-Star (S60, S64, S65, S67, S75)

S68 Challenge Cup

S68 Dar Finalist

1000 Career SHL Regular Season Points

Beeg Yoshi | Management | TBW GM |

NL Scout S58

NL Coach S59-S61

S60 Four Star Cup (Coach)

NL Co-GM S62-S64

S62 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

S63 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

S63 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)

S64 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)

S64 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

REG Co-GM S72-S75

REG Interim Head GM S75

REG/TBW Head GM S75-

George Walsh would enjoy skating with Jedi Master Obi-wan Kenobi himself, Ewan Mcgregor. Walsh is a huge fan of Star Wars, so having a chance to do a choreographed Obi-wan-Walsh Vader skating dance would be pretty neat.

George Walsh | Goalie | Prospect | 




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If he's got the choice, Fiorentini is going with the absolute GOAT, Marisa Tomei. She seems like she'd pick up skating pretty quick and they'd make for a great pair.

sigs by me bitch



Benson "Flower" Fiorentini || C/LW || Tampa Bay Barracuda || USA || VAN || 2011 TPE

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Name: Benson Fiorentini
Number: 9
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 205lbs
Birthplace: Long Island, NY
Age: 25
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S68: GP: 66 || G: 8 || A: 34 || P: 42 || +29 || SH%: 8.3% || HIT: 113 || PIM: 21
S69: GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 33 || P: 51 || +28 || SH%: 15.1% || HIT: 136 || PIM: 26
S70: GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 47 || P: 63 || +43 || SH%: 15% || HIT: 138 || PIM: 32
S71: GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 29 || P: 56 || -20 || SH%: 15.3% || HIT: 95 || PIM: 37
S72: GP: 66 || G: 34 || A: 39 || P: 73 || -26 || SH%: 16.1% || HIT: 78 || PIM: 30
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SHL Playoff Stats
S68: GP: 21 || G: 2 || A: 10 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 8.0% || HIT: 39 || PIM: 6
S69: GP: 16 || G: 5 || A: 4 || P: 9 || -1 || SH%: 17.2% || HIT: 28 || PIM: 4
S70: GP: 13 || G: 4 || A: 8 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 16% || HIT: 25 || PIM: 12
S71: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || -3 || SH%: 11.1% || HIT: 6 || PIM: 0
S72: GP: 5 || G: 2 || A: 5 || P: 7 || +1 || SH%: 14.3% || HIT: 7 || PIM: 0
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SMJHL Career Stats
Regular Season: GP: 198 || G: 70 || A: 80 || P: 150 || +17 || SH%: 13.13% || HIT: 337 || PIM: 64
Playoffs: GP: 20 || G: 7 || A: 3 || P: 10 || -10 || SH%: 18.92% || HIT: 46 || PIM: 8
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Transactions
Drafted 9th overall by the Vancouver Whalers (S65)
Drafted 2nd overall by the Seattle Argonauts (S66)
Played for the Seattle Argonauts (S68 - S74)
Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S74)
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Accomplishments
Won the Challenge Cup with Seattle [Rookie Year] (S68)



Finn Krüger || SEA Head GM (S69 - S73) || RD || WKP/HAM/TOR/TBB || GER || COL || Peak: 1690 TPE

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Name: Finn Krüger
Number: 8
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200lbs
Birthplace: Cologne, Germany
Age: 53
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SHL Career Stats
Regular Season: GP: 649 || G: 68 || A: 339 || P: 407 || +55 || HIT: 871 || SB: 878 || PIM: 393
Playoffs: GP: 92 || G: 11 || A: 43 || P: 54 || -1 || HIT: 121 || SB: 128 || PIM: 71
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SMJHL Career Stats
Regular Season: GP: 150 || G: 35 || A: 72 || P: 107 || 0 || HIT: 64 || SB: 143 || PIM: 83
Playoffs: GP: 27 || G: 3 || A: 13 || P: 16 || -5 || HIT: 13 || SB: 21 || PIM: 9
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Transactions
Drafted 4th Overall by the Colorado Mammoths (S34)
Signed a $2m/1yr contract with the Colorado Mammoths (S34)
Drafted 3rd Overall by the West Kendall Platoon (S35)
Signed a $9m/3yr (3m AAV) contract with the West Kendall Platoon (S35)
Signed a $6m/2yr (3m AAV) extension with the West Kendall Platoon (S38)
Signed a $18m/3yr (6m AAV) contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S42)
Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S45)
Signed with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S47)
Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S49)
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Accomplishments
Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S34, S35)
Quilha Agante Trophy for Best Defenceman (S35)
Named Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S36)
Won Gold Medal with Team Germany (S36)
Named Alternate Captain of the West Kendall Platoon (S40)
Won Bronze Medal with Team Germany (S40)
Won Challenge Cup with the West Kendall Platoon (S41)



Bastien Marchessault || VAN Head/AGM (S37 - S42) || 1x Four-Star, 3x Laurifer, 2x GMOTY

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Regular Season Stats:
TOTALS: GP: 300 || W: 158 || L: 112 || OTL: 30 || GF: 912 || GA: 865 || GF/GA: 1.05
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Playoff Stats:
VAN S42: GP: 0 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || GF: 0 | GA: 0
VAN S41: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 10 | GA: 13
VAN S40: Did Not Qualify
VAN S39: GP: 15 || W: 10 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || GF: 52 | GA: 43
VAN S38: GP: 4 || W: 0 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 11 || GA: 19
VAN S37: Did Not Qualify
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Transactions
Named Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S37)
Named Head GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S42)
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Accomplishments
Laurifer Trophy Winner (S41, S42, S43)
Occasus Trophy Winner (S42)
Mathias Chouinard Award for Best GM (S41, S42)

This is a great question as I'm totally out of reach with celebrities and I don't watch movies. 
Let's go with the lead singer of wet leg. Rhian Teasdale.

Steve Carell played hockey when he was young, and he's hilarious, so I'd love to have a skate with him. Would be even better if he pretended he was Michael Scott the whole time

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[S68] Erik Bergmark || RW || Colorado Raptors || Baltimore Platoon || 1205 TPE

Height: 6'1 || Weight: 175 lbs || #73

----------------------SMJHL Regular Season Stats---------------------- 

S67 - COL || 66 GP || 22 G || 15 A || 37 P || -13  || 18:11 ATOI  
S68 - COL || 66 GP || 34 G || 26 A || 60 P || -16  || 19:57 ATOI 
S69 - COL || 66 GP || 24 G || 44 A || 68 P || +3   || 20:07 ATOI  
S70 - COL || 66 GP || 40 G || 53 A || 93 P || +26 || 20:11 ATOI  
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CAREER || 264 GP || 120 G || 138 A || 258 P || +0 || 19:37 ATOI  
----------------------SMJHL Playoff Stats----------------------
S67 - COL || 7 GP || 2 G || 6 A || 8 P || +0 || 17:32 ATOI 
S68 - COL || 6 GP || 0 G || 2 A || 2 P || -2 || 20:00 ATOI
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S67 - FIN || 12 GP || 0 G || 2 A || 2 P || -4 || 15:31 ATOI 
S68 - BI || 12 GP || 4 G || 0 A || 4 P || -7 || 15:04 ATOI
S69 - BI || 12 GP || 1 G || 11 A || 12 P || +3 || 15:18 ATOI
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S68 - BI || 3 GP || 0 G || 0 A || 0 P || -2 || 16:46 ATOI
S69 - BI || 2 GP || 2 G || 1 A || 3 P || -1 || 14:51 ATOI
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S68 - IRL || 12 GP || 4 G || 3 A || 7 P || -5 || 15:55 ATOI
S68 - IRL || 12 GP || 4 G || 5 A || 9 P || -5 || 14:17 ATOI
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S67 - Drafted 12OA by Colorado Raptors
S67 - Signed 1 x 5,000,000 contract with Colorado Raptors 
S68 - Drafted 2OA by Baltimore Platoon
S68 - Signed 1 x 3,000,000 contract with Baltimore Platoon
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S67 - SMJHL - Nominated for Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy for Most Underrated Player
S67 - COL - Won Troy McClure III Trophy for leadership
S67 - COL - Won Alexander Zajac Award for dedication
S68 - Named Alternate Captain for Colorado Raptors
S68 - SMJHL All-Star
S68 - SMJHL - Nominated for Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy for Most Underrated Player
S68 - COL - Won Troy McClure III Trophy for leadership
S68 - COL - Won Alexander Zajac Award for dedication
S68 - COL - Won Bo Kane Trophy for top offensive forward
S68 - COL - Won Zinaida Titova Trophy for regular season MVP
S68 - IRL - Won Collin Farrell Award for most improved player
S69 - Named Captain for Colorado Raptors
S69 - COL - Won Troy McClure III Trophy for leadership
S69 - COL - Won Alexander Zajac Award for dedication
S69 - COL - Won Nick Brain Trophy for top two-way forward
S69 - BI - Won WJC Bronze Medal