Oh man.  I'd pull plays directly from the attitude era WWE/WWF playbook.  It'd be like stone cold himself was in that suit, shot-gunning beers and all.  Fans would love it.

Matthew Mayhem is nothing if not a showman. If tasked with being the mascot for the night he would bring a chainsaw (with no blade of course) and frighten the children and opposing team. He would also dance the macarena.

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Since we are the Raptors, I think we just copy the Arsenal Dinosaur dances since it is pretty funny. Think drunk uncle type dancing though. As for distractions? Why not jiggle about or something. Hopefully this doesn't trigger anyone like last week seemingly did.

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Proud S67 - S69 Colorado Raptors Captain 
S57 Forward of the Season Award winner 

Now I am free <3

Patya probably not doing many stunts, but Patya am doing dances! Patya learn many dances that the childrens am loving from playing the Fortnite, and Patya thinking this be much funs for childrens if Patya am doing these dances!

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Patya Perevalov || RW || New Orleans Specters || Carolina Kraken || Peak TPE: 2081

Name: Patya Perevalov

Age: 24

Birthplace: Omsk, Russia

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 192 lbs.

Number: 10

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Regular Season Stats

S60 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 13 || A: 13 || P: 26 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 83

S61 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 29 || P: 44 || +/-: +1 || SHT: 137

S62 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 30 || A: 35 || P: 65 || +/-: +7 || SHT: 194

S63 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 28 || A: 40 || P: 68 || +/-: +25 || SHT: 194

S64 - MIN - GP: 66 || G: 10 || A: 14 || P: 24 || +/-: -43 || SHT: 112

S65 - MIN - GP: 66 || G: 10 || A: 15 || P: 25 || +/-: -44 || SHT: 85

S66 - NOLA - GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 33 || P: 49 || +/-: +14 || SHT: 147

S67 - NOLA - GP: 66 || G: 36 || A: 50 || P: 86 || +/-: +34 || SHT: 202

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Playoff Stats

S60 - CAR - GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 6

S61 - CAR - GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 6

S62 - CAR - GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || +/-: +10 || SHT: 26

S63 - CAR - GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || +/-: -2 || SHT: 14

S64 - MIN - Did Not Qualify

S65 - MIN - Did Not Qualify

S66 - NOLA - GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || +/-: +3 || SHT: 23

S67 - NOLA - GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || +/-: -4 || SHT: 30

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WJC/IIHF Stats

S60 - YG - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || +/-: -5 || SHT: 9

S61 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 25

S62 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || +/-: +3 || SHT: 24

S63 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || +/-: +6 || SHT: 33

S62 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: -1 || SHT: 4

S63 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -3 || SHT: 7

S64 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 6

S65 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 4 || P: 7 || +/-: -3 || SHT: 22

S66 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 2 || P: 5 || +/-: -8 || SHT: 36

S67 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 5 || P: 6 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 14

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Career Milestones:

S60 - First goal in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws

S60 - First OT game winner in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws (on the first shot)

S60 - Quickest goal scored from the start of a period in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws (8 seconds)

S60 - First multi-goal in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws

S60 - First assist in game 7 against Maine Timber

S62 - First hat trick in game 37 against Quebec City Citadelles

S64 - First SHL assist in game 2 against Toronto North Stars

S64 - First SHL goal in game 11 against New Orleans Specters

Awards:

S60 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player
S60 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award for Best Rookie

S61 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player

S62 - CAR - S62 SMJHL All-Star

S62 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward

S62 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player

S63 - CAR - Named an Alternate Captain

S63 - CAR - S63 SMJHL All-Star (voted in)

S64 - MIN - Named an Alternate Captain

S67 - RUS - IIHF Silver Medal

S67 - NOLA - Aidan Richan Award for Most Improved Player

S68 - NOLA - Named an Alternate Captain

Transactions:

S60 - Drafted 5th overall to the Carolina Kraken in SMJHL Entry Draft

S60 - Signed $3,000,000 x 1 year contract with the Carolina Kraken

S61 - Drafted 14th overall to the Minnesota Monarchs in SHL Entry Draft

S61 - Signed $3,000,000 x 3 year contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

S64 - Signed $4,000,000 x 2+1 year contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

S66 - Traded to New Orleans Specters

S67 - Signed 3-year contract with the New Orleans Specters

Agent Tesla: Alright it seems that the mascot cannot come in today as they came down with a case of concert-ticket-itis. You've been given the healthy scratch mark and will be filling in for them Dave.

Dave Heinrich: Um aren't I more important on the ice?

Agent Tesla: Probably, but we do what the owner wants given what they pay me.

Dave Heinrich: You literally spend more training me than they give you in cash though?

Agent Tesla: What they pay me under the table is far more valuable dear. Now use your ghostly powers to make the best mascot performance ever! I loaded the suit with blood packs so be prepared to pretend to die at half-time when a pretend rival gang shows up.

Dave Heinrich: There is no half-time?

Agent Tesla: The seventh inning stretch then.

Dave Heinrich: Wrong sport.

Agent Tesla: Do you want to replace the blood packs?

Dave Heinrich: I'll do my best at half-time!

Agent Tesla: That's the spirit!

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Since I would have the benefit of a couple extra limbs, I would just walk around the arena flailing my new found arms at people to tickle them, but add some velocity to the swing for away fans in hope they leave and the opposing team has no support and gets bullied into losing.

 

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Captain || Derek Martin || Los Angeles Panthers || C || S68 || 2024 pTPE || 1775 cTPE

Height: 5'11'' || Weight: 192 lbs || #26

-------------------------Career Highlights-------------------------

S67 - SMJHL - Drafted 4th OA by the Carolina Kraken

S67 - BI - WJC Silver Medal

S67 - CAR -  Elias Armia Award (Commissioner's Award of Excellence)

S67 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award

S67 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award (Most Dedicated Player)

S67 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award (Top Rookie)

S67 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award for the player who best demonstrates what it means to be a Kraken

S68 - SHL - Drafted 3rd OA by the Los Angeles Panthers 

S70 - SMJHL - Zac Miller Award (Most Dedicated User)

S70 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award

S70 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award - Top Forward

S70 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award

S70 - CAR - Kurtis Hunter Award - Team's Choice MVP

S70 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award

S70 - BI - WJC Gold Medal

S71 - IRE - IIHF Gold Medal

S72 - LAP - Named Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers

S74 - SHL - Damien Littleton Award
S75 - LAP - Challenge Cup Champion

S75 - LAP - Named to the third all-star team

S76 - LAP - Nominated for the Ron Mexico Award

S76 - LAP - Named to the first all-star team

S77 - IRE - IIHF Gold Medal

S78 - LAP - Challenge Cup Champion

S78 - LAP - Nominated for the Anton Razov Award

----------------SMJHL Career Statistics - Regular Season----------------

S67 - CAR | 66 GP | 12 G | 11 A | 23 PTS | -15 | 17:07 TOI

S68 - CAR (A) | 66 GP | 22 G | 26 A | 48 PTS | +5 | 17:45 TOI

S69 - CAR (A) | 66 GP | 26 G | 26 A | 52 PTS | +15 | 19:03 TOI

S70 - CAR © | 66GP | 43 G | 39 A | 82 PTS | + 15 | 21:52 TOI
---------------------SMJHL Career Statistics - Playoffs---------------------

S68 - CAR (A) | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | +1 | 17:07 TOI

S69 - CAR (A) | 12 GP | 5 G | 17 A | 22 PTS | +6 | 20:50 TOI

S70 - CAR © | 11 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 PTS | +2 | 21:16 TOI

-----------------SHL Career Statistics - Regular Season-----------------

S71 - LAP | 66 GP | 24 G | 26 A | 50 PTS | -4 | 21:36 TOI

S72 - LAP © | 66 GP | 33 G | 33 A | 66 PTS | -4 | 22:06 TOI

S73 - LAP © | 66 GP | 51 G | 41 A | 92 PTS | +11 | 21:15 TOI

S74 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 48 A | 95 PTS | -5 | 20:42 TOI

S75 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 56 A | 103 PTS | +30 | 22:04 TOI

S76 - LAP © | 66 GP | 53 G | 60 A | 113 PTS | +47 | 22:34 TOI

S77 - LAP © | 66 GP | 36 G | 44 A | 80 PTS | +11 | 22:03 TOI

S78 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 61 A | 108 PTS | +35 | 23:10 TOI

--------------------SHL Career Statistics - Playoffs--------------------

S71 - LAP | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 PTS | -1 | 20:55 TOI

S72 - LAP | 11 GP | 10 G | 3 A | 13 PTS | -7 | 21:36 TOI

S73 - LAP | 8 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 PTS | +2 | 23:15 TOI

S74 - LAP | 6 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 PTS | -7 | 20:31 TOI

S75 - LAP | 18 GP| 9 G | 13 A | 22 PTS | +6 | 23:21 TOI

S76 - LAP | 12 GP | 10 G | 5 A | 15 PTS | +1 | 23:23 TOI

S77 - LAP | 13 GP | 9 G | 9 A | 18 PTS | +0 | 22:47 TOI

S78 - LAP | 24GP | 21 G | 14 A | 35 PTS | +17 | 22:35 TOI

GM || Maurice O'Bready || Ottawa Highlanders || Team Ireland

-------------------------Career Highlights-------------------------

S67 - Named Irish Federation Head
S68 - Hired as Carolina Kraken co-GM

S68 - CAR - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award

S71 - IIHF Gold Medal

S74 - Retired from international management

S75 - CAR - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award

S75 - Hired as the expansion GM for the Ottawa Highlanders

S77 - OTT - Won the Nour Harrak Award

---------Ottawa Highlanders Season Statistics---------

S76 - 24 W | 28 L | 4 OTL - 14th place

S77 - 38 W | 23 L | 5 OTL - 5th place

S78 - 30 W | 32 L | 4 OTL - 11th place

-------Ottawa Highlanders Playoff Record-------

S76 - Lost 2-4 to the Carolina Kraken in the round of 16

S77 - Lost 2-4 to the Vancouver Whalers in the 4 Star Cup Final

S78 - Lost 1-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

---------------------IIHF Career Statistics---------------------

S67 - IRE - 3 W | 1 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S68 - IRE - 3 W | 1 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S69 - IRE - 4 W | 0 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S70 - IRE - 2 W | 1 OTW | 9 L - Group Stage

S71 - IRE - 8 W | 1 OTW | 3 L - GOLD MEDAL

S72 - IRE - 7 W | 1 OTW | 4 L - Lost in Round 1

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S74 - IRE - 4 W | 0 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

--------------Carolina Kraken Season Statistics--------------

S68 - 43 W | 22 L | 1 OTL - 2nd place

S69 - 37 W | 26 L | 3 OTL - 7th place

S70 - 30 W | 31 L | 5 OTL - 10th place

S71 - 34 W | 28 L | 4 OTL - 6th place

S72 - 36 W | 24 L | 6 OTL - 5th place

S73 - 29 W | 34 L | 3 OTL - 11th place

S74 - 31 W | 28 L | 7 OTL - 10th place

S75 - 29 W | 31 L | 6 OTL - 10th place

------------Carolina Kraken Playoff Record------------

S68 - Lost 3-4 to the Detroit Falcons in the semi-finals

S69 - Lost 3-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

S70 - Lost 2-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

S71 - Lost 1-4 to the Newfoundland Berserkers in the quarter-finals

S72 - Lost 3-4 to the Nevada Battleborn in the quarter-finals

S73 - Lost 3-4 to the Nevada Battleborn in the round of 16

S74 - Did not Qualify

S75 - Lost 2-4 to the Colorado Raptors in the quarter-finals

I would probably be the laziest mascot ever. That's the whole shtick, doing absolutely the minimum and being awful. If I'm lucky they'll never ask me to do it again.

We all know that Nash doesn't need a mascot suit. he's already a dog!! However, dressing as a falcon even though it would be hard would be fun. Just mounting a set of wings to his back, and a beak to his snout would be enough for everyone to know what Nash is trying to do. Getting the zoomies, he would rush back and forth seemingly flying and soaring through the arena for all to see.

 

I am actually not even sure what the mascot for the forge is. I guess maybe a dude with a hammer. I'd swing a foam hammer at everyone I could find and try to knock them over.

Swedish Chef || RW || Montreal Patriotes || TPE: 700ish


Luc Blouin || RD || Philly Forge || Retired
Age: Old
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Stats:
S56 VAN(Jr) GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0 +/-: +2 PIM: 0 HIT: 3
S57 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 21 P: 27 +/-: -6 PIM: 28 HIT: 37
S58 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 24 P: 30 +/-: +30 PIM: 30 HIT: 16
S59 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 8 A: 25 P: 33 +/-: +19 PIM: 18 HIT: 52
S60 DET/VAN(Jr) GP: 66 G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 +/-: +25 PIM: 14 HIT: 46
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Transactions:
S56: Signed as a Draftee Free Agent by the Vancouver Whalers
S57: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S58: Drafted 1st Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
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Awards:
S56: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S57: WJC Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S59: Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S59: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman SMJHL)
S59: WJC Bronze Medal (Team World)


Robert Phelps || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Retired
Age: Old
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 52
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Career Stats:
S34 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 10 A: 22 P: 32 +/-: -17 PIM: 29 HIT: 63
S35 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 28 P: 39 +/-: 20 PIM: 39 HIT: 76
S36 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 26 P: 37 +/-: -3 PIM: 59 HIT: 85
S37 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 26 P: 44 +/-: -7 PIM: 29 HIT: 36
S38 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 30 P: 44 +/-: 7 PIM: 0 HIT: 17
S39 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: 16 PIM: 40 HIT: 27
S40 HAM GP: 50 G: 10 A: 33 P: 43 +/-: 9 PIM: 10 HIT: 49
S41 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 36 P: 58 +/-: 15 PIM: 19 HIT: 62
S42 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42 +/-: 8 PIM: 34 HIT: 100
S43 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 29 P: 52 +/-: 3 PIM: 50 HIT: 96
S44 HAM GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: -7 PIM: 14 HIT: 73
S45 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 27 P: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 24 HIT: 140
S46 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 32 P: 53 +/-: 16 PIM: 33 HIT: 159
S47 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 P: 44 +/-: 2 PIM: 30 HIT: 114
S48 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: -7 PIM: 34 HIT: 159
S49 HAM GP: 50 G: 19 A: 32 P: 51 +/-: -2 PIM: 53 HIT: 155
S50 HAM GP: 50 G: 20 A: 35 P: 55 +/-: 10 PIM: 14 HIT: 88
S51 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 37 P: 60 +/-: 13 PIM: 50 HIT: 86
S52 HAM GP: 50 G: 17 A: 32 P: 49 +/-: 18 PIM: 27 HIT: 56
S53 HAM GP: 50 G: 25 A: 37 P: 62 +/-: 37 PIM: 26 HIT: 47
S54 HAM GP: 50 G: 33 A: 32 P: 65 +/-: 35 PIM: 12 HIT: 60
S55 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 21 P: 43 +/-: 25 PIM: 31 HIT: 26
S56 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 25 P: 39 +/-: 35 PIM: 4 HIT: 36
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Transactions:
S34: Drafted 1st in the SMJHL Draft by Vancouver Whalers
S34: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for VAN
S35: Drafted 1st in the SHL Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks
S38: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for HAM
S39: Awarded the position of Captain for HAM
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Awards:
S34: Zach Milller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S37: Ryan Jesster Trophy (SHL Rookie of the Year)
S37: Rookie Team All-Star
S38: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S39: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S41: Damien Littleton Award (Most Dedicated SHL)
S42: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S42: IIHF Silver Medal (Team Canada)
S50: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S50: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S51: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: 2nd Team All-Star
S53: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S54: 3rd Team All-Star


Teddy Phelps || Former GM || Hamilton / Vancouver / Canada
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Transactions:
S35: Hired as Adviser for the Vancouver Whalers
S35: Hired as Federation Head of Team Canada
S36: Hired as Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S37: Hired as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S40: Stepped down as Head of Team Canada
S42: Stepped down as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S42: Hired as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Stepped down as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
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Awards:
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S38: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Mathias Chouinard Award (Top SMJHL GM)
S42: Lance Uppercut Award (Top SHL GM)

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I would make sure to get the most distracting mascot suit possible and spent the entire game behind my teams net staring down opposing shooters in the hope of distracting them

Yannick Svoboda|RW|S62|Retired

Los Angeles Panthers Co-GM

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Transactions

23rd Overall - S61 SMJHL Draft - Regina Elk

17th Overall - S62 SHL Draft - Los Angeles Panthers

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Career Statistics: SMJHL

S61: GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 12 | P: 19 | +/-: -11 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 45 | Blocked Shots: 105

S62: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 24 | P: 32 | +/-: -35 | PIMS: 32 | Hits: 98 | Blocked Shots: 75

S63: GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: 1 | PIMS: 16 | Hits: 100 | Blocked Shots: 96

S64: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 37 | P: 59 | +/-: 18 | PIMS: 34 | Hits: 91 | Blocked Shots: 73

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Career Statistics: SHL

S65: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 30 | P: 42 | +/-: 20 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 66 | Blocked Shots: 39

S66: GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 40 | P: 58 | +/-: 15 | PIMS: 27 | Hits: 134 | Blocked Shots: 38

S67: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 42 | P: 71 | +/-: -3 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 138 | Blocked Shots: 31

S68: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 36 | P: 72 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 28 | Hits: 159 | Blocked Shots: 40

S69: GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 40 | P: 65 | +/-: -18 | PIMS: 30| Hits: 157 | Blocked Shots: 29

S70: GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 29 | P: 64 | +/-: -53 | PIMS: 44| Hits: 182 | Blocked Shots: 47

S71: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 43 | P: 79 | +/-: -14 | PIMS: 44| Hits: 197 | Blocked Shots: 34

S72: GP: 66 | G: 30 | A: 46 | P: 76 | +/-: 19 | PIMS: 54| Hits: 156 | Blocked Shots: 45

S73: GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 46 | P: 80 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 40| Hits: 126 | Blocked Shots: 32

S74: GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 36 | P: 71 | +/-: 39 | PIMS: 40| Hits: 147 | Blocked Shots: 30

S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 31 | P: 39 | +/-: 37 | PIMS: 31| Hits: 59 | Blocked Shots: 79

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Total: GP: 726 | G: 298 | A: 419 | P: 717 | +/-: 25 | PIMS: 354| Hits: 1521 | Blocked Shots: 444

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Awards

S61: WJC Bronze medal

S63: SMJHL All-star Game

S64: SMJHL All-star Game

S64: WJC silver medal

S64: Zach Miller Trophy

S65: Challenge Cup

S66: IIHF gold medal

S68: IIHF silver medal

S72: SHL All-star Game
S73: IIHF bronze medal

S75: Challenge Cup

Emeric Gagner|RW|S77
Transactions

S76: Drafted 10th overall to Kelowna

Los Angeles Panthers Co-GM
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S65: W: 50 L: 14 OTL: 2 P: 102 | Challenge Cup
S66: W: 45 L: 17 OTL: 4 P: 94
S67: W: 38 L: 26 OTL: 2 P: 78
S68: W: 16 L: 44 OTL: 6 P: 38
S69: W: 17 L: 48 OTL: 1 P: 35
S70: W: 17 L: 41 OTL: 8 P: 42
S71: W: 30 L: 33 OTL: 3 P: 63
S72: W: 35 L: 29 OTL: 2 P: 72
S73: W: 36 L: 28 OTL: 2 P: 74
S74: W: 40 L: 22 OTL: 4 P: 84

S75: W: 46 L: 18 OTL: 2 P: 94 | Challenge Cup
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Awards
S65: Lance Uppercut Award (co-GM)
S65: Challenge Cup

S75: Challenge Cup

How is it that you get chosen to fill in for the mascot after scoring 60 goals... a healthy scratch to do so? Alexi Piastri is sitting in the stands drinking beer and eating snacks.

I’ll do the Grizzly gritty, it’s where I do the gritty and then maul the other team’s mascot, after they sign a waiver of course.

Signature by @enigmatic

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I'm definitely starting the game in the mascot suit, have my gear underneath and the pads on top. It'll definitely be very hot but that mascot head will cover the majority of the net.

Cristoforo Roccamontepiano | #10 | S78 | Citadelles | Whalers | Blizzard | Sweden

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S76 | VAN | GP: 08 | G: 00 | A: 01 | P: 001 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 02 | S: 014 | HIT: 008 | BLK: 00 | TOI: 16:04
S77 | QCC | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 23 | P: 043 | +/-: 14 | PIM: 16 | S: 155 | HIT: 057 | BLK: 07 | TOI: 16:51
S78 | QCC | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 43 | P: 076 | +/-: 00 | PIM: 32 | S: 232 | HIT: 077 | BLK: 16 | TOI: 19:19
S79 | QCC | GP: 66 | G: 52 | A: 66 | P: 118 | +/-: 39 | PIM: 40 | S: 305 | HIT: 123 | BLK: 38 | TOI: 21:07

SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S76 | VAN | GP: 11 | G: 01 | A: 03 | P: 04 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | S: 12 | HIT: 11 | BLK: 04 | TOI: 16:31
S77 | QCC | GP: 09 | G: 00 | A: 05 | P: 05 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 0 | S: 05 | HIT: 07 | BLK: 02 | TOI: 17:55
S78 | QCC | GP: 06 | G: 03 | A: 04 | P: 07 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | S: 10 | HIT: 07 | BLK: 02 | TOI: 21:00
S79 | QCC | GP: 21 | G: 10 | A: 14 | P: 24 | +/-: 09 | PIM: 8 | S: 74 | HIT: 30 | BLK: 11 | TOI: 22:11

Trophy Case:
S77: Named to All-Rookie Team (SMJHL)
S78: Gold Medal - Champions of the World Juniors (WOR - WJC)
S79: Laurifer Trophy - Best Regular Season Team Record (QCC - SMJHL)
S79: Four-Star Cup - Champions of the SMJHL (QCC - SMJHL)

S77: Drafted round 1, 16th overall by the Quebec City Citadelles (SMJHL)
S78: Drafted round 1, 1st overall by the Edmonton Blizzard (SHL)
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Mat Smith | #10 | Goaltender | S56 | Syndicate | Citadelles | Finland | Long Live Drog

SHL Regular Season Stats:
S56 | CHI | GP: 03 | W: 02 | L: 00 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .951 | GAA: 0.65 | SO: 2
S57 | CHI | GP: 05 | W: 04 | L: 01 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .940 | GAA: 1.18 | SO: 2
S58 | CHI | GP: 09 | W: 07 | L: 02 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 1.67 | SO: 0
S59 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 38 | L: 14 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .905 | GAA: 2.35 | SO: 3
S60 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 36 | L: 16 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .919 | GAA: 2.52 | SO: 7
S61 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 32 | L: 22 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .909 | GAA: 2.64 | SO: 2
S62 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 46 | L: 03 | OTL: 5 | SV%: .930 | GAA: 2.07 | SO: 7
S63 | CHI | GP: 55 | W: 36 | L: 15 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .912 | GAA: 2.35 | SO: 5
S64 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 41 | L: 13 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .932 | GAA: 2.16 | SO: 2
S65 | CHI | GP: 53 | W: 36 | L: 15 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .919 | GAA: 2.63 | SO: 8
S66 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 35 | L: 14 | OTL: 4 | SV%: .898 | GAA: 2.98 | SO: 4
S67 | CHI | GP: 55 | W: 29 | L: 20 | OTL: 5 | SV%: .898 | GAA: 2.73 | SO: 6
S68 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 34 | L: 17 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .891 | GAA: 2.89 | SO: 5
S69 | CHI | GP: 56 | W: 35 | L: 15 | OTL: 4 | SV%: .903 | GAA: 2.78 | SO: 4
S70 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 29 | L: 21 | OTL: 4 | SV%: .889 | GAA: 3.39 | SO: 3
S71 | CHI | GP: 55 | W: 28 | L: 21 | OTL: 5 | SV%: .891 | GAA: 3.75 | SO: 1
S72 | CHI | GP: 49 | W: 31 | L: 14 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 3.19 | SO: 6
S73 | CHI | GP: 54 | W: 26 | L: 25 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .900 | GAA: 3.67 | SO: 0
S74 | CHI | GP: 46 | W: 29 | L: 11 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .908 | GAA: 3.40 | SO: 3
S75 | CHI | GP: 42 | W: 18 | L: 13 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .881 | GAA: 4.40 | SO: 0
S76 | CHI | GP: 37 | W: 11 | L: 13 | OTL: 4 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 4.40 | SO: 1
TOT | CHI | GP: 951 | W: 583 | L: 285 | OTL: 50 | SV%: .909 | GAA: 2.75 | SO: 71

SHL Playoff Stats:
S59 | CHI | GP: 16 | W: 09 | L: 06 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .907 | GAA: 2.67 | SO: 3
S60 | CHI | GP: 23 | W: 15 | L: 07 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .919 | GAA: 2.75 | SO: 1
S61 | CHI | GP: 11 | W: 07 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .907 | GAA: 2.65 | SO: 0
S62 | CHI | GP: 10 | W: 06 | L: 03 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .903 | GAA: 2.79 | SO: 1
S63 | CHI | GP: 14 | W: 09 | L: 04 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .940 | GAA: 1.66 | SO: 4
S64 | CHI | GP: 23 | W: 16 | L: 05 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .917 | GAA: 2.61 | SO: 1
S65 | CHI | GP: 17 | W: 10 | L: 07 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .927 | GAA: 2.52 | SO: 2
S66 | CHI | GP: 14 | W: 10 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .909 | GAA: 2.58 | SO: 0
S67 | CHI | GP: 07 | W: 03 | L: 03 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 2.79 | SO: 1
S68 | CHI | GP: 15 | W: 09 | L: 05 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .890 | GAA: 3.48 | SO: 1
S69 | CHI | GP: 07 | W: 03 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .878 | GAA: 3.42 | SO: 0
S70 | CHI | GP: 13 | W: 06 | L: 06 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .895 | GAA: 3.27 | SO: 0
S71 | CHI | GP: 12 | W: 07 | L: 05 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .908 | GAA: 2.95 | SO: 1
S72 | CHI | GP: 12 | W: 05 | L: 06 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .897 | GAA: 3.88 | SO: 1
S73 | CHI | GP: 11 | W: 06 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .897 | GAA: 3.83 | SO: 0
S74 | CHI | GP: 05 | W: 01 | L: 03 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .906 | GAA: 3.58 | SO: 0
S75 | CHI | GP: 01 | W: 00 | L: 00 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .943 | GAA: 2.70 | SO: 0
S76 | CHI | GP: 01 | W: 00 | L: 00 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .829 | GAA: 7.93 | SO: 0
TOT | CHI | GP: 212 | W: 122 | L: 76 | OTL: 11 | SV%: .904 | GAA: 3.23 | SO: 16

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S55 | QCC | GP: 23 | W: 06 | L: 13 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .905 | GAA: 3.91 | SO: 0
S56 | QCC | GP: 37 | W: 14 | L: 20 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .911 | GAA: 2.90 | SO: 5
S57 | QCC | GP: 41 | W: 31 | L: 05 | OTL: 5 | SV%: .920 | GAA: 2.38 | SO: 6
S58 | QCC | GP: 34 | W: 23 | L: 07 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .918 | GAA: 1.96 | SO: 6
TOT | QCC | GP: 135 | W: 74 | L: 45 | OTL: 11 | SV%: .914 | GAA: 2.66 | SO: 17

SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S55 | QCC | GP: 10 | W: 04 | L: 06 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .920 | GAA: 2.98 | SO: 0
S56 | QCC | GP: 06 | W: 02 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .907 | GAA: 3.02 | SO: 0
S57 | QCC | GP: 13 | W: 07 | L: 04 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 2.58 | SO: 0
S58 | QCC | GP: 17 | W: 12 | L: 04 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .939 | GAA: 1.47 | SO: 5
TOT | QCC | GP: 46 | W: 25 | L: 18 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .919 | GAA: 2.31 | SO: 5

Trophy Case:
S55: Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player (SMJHL)
S57: Laurifer Trophy - Best Regular Season Team Record (QCC - SMJHL - Starter)
S57: Challenge Cup - Champions of the SHL (CHI - SHL - Backup)
S57: Gold Medal - Champions of the World Juniors (FIN - WJC - Starter)
S58: Four-Star Cup - Champions of the SMJHL (QCC - SMJHL - Starter)
S58: Gold Medal - Champions of the World Juniors (FIN - WJC - Backup)
S59: Named to All-Rookie Team (SHL)
S60: Named to 1st All-Star Team (SHL)
S62: President's Trophy - Best Regular Season Team Record (CHI - SHL - Starter)
S62: Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Regular Season Goals Against (SHL)
S62: Gold Medal - Champions of the IIHF (FIN - IIHF - Backup)
S62: Named to 1st All-Star Team (SHL)
S64: Highest TPE Goalie (SHL)
S64: President's Trophy - Best Regular Season Team Record (CHI - SHL - Starter)
S64: Challenge Cup - Champions of the SHL (CHI - SHL - Starter)
S64: Gold Medal - Champions of the IIHF (FIN - IIHF - Backup)
S64: John McBride Trophy - Best Goalie (SHL)
S64: Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Regular Season Goals Against (SHL)
S64: Named to 1st All-Star Team (SHL)
S65: Highest TPE Goalie (SHL)
S65: Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Regular Season Goals Against (SHL)
S66: Highest TPE Goalie (SHL)
S66: Gold Medal - Champions of the IIHF (FIN - IIHF - Starter)
S66: International Award - Best Goalie (IIHF)
S68: International Award - Best Goalie (IIHF)
S72: All-Time Leader in Goalie Wins (SHL)

S55: Signed as a free agent with the Quebec City Citadelles (SMJHL)
S56: Drafted round 2, 30th overall by the Chicago Syndicate (SHL)
S76: Retired as a member of the Chicago Syndicate
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I would traverse the concourse handing out free cotton candy to the kids and free tall boys to the thirsty fans putting all in a good mood and putting a dent in the owner's pocketbook for taking me out of the lineup.

           

Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43
Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights
Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43


Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58
Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders
Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55


Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present
Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors
Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora

With Bouchard handling the netminder duties for me, I'd be free to do what I'm best at: harass the opposing team from behind their bench. Leading the crowd in ruthless chants, we'll demoralize our opponents on the way to victory.

sig credit: Ragnar, Sulovilen, Enigmatic, Bayley