The personal assistant will be expected to do the following:
- Recall various dates and time in history
- Recite the entire 13th amendment by memory
- Perform Union Dixie at will
John Brown | RD | TBB
570 TPE, 6'3, 204 lbs.
S67 - Drafted 1OA by the Nevada Battleborn
S68 - SMJHL All-Star
S68 - Drafted 6OA by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S69 - SMJHL All-Star
S69 - SMJHL All Defense Team
S69 - Alexis Metzler Award
S70 - SMJHL All-Star
S66 Damian Littleton
Joseph Weston || Winger || Los Angeles Panthers
Joseph Weston || Winger || Los Angeles Panthers
1885 Peak TPE, 6'1", 202 Lbs.
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Regular Season Stats:
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 08 | A: 03 | P: 11 | +/-: 03 | MP: 621
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 22 | P: 39 | +/-: 02 | MP: 766
S51 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 28 | P: 48 | +/-: 25 | MP: 807
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 20 | P: 39 | +/-: 08 | MP: 957
S53 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 19 | P: 29 | +/-: 11 | TOI: 17:06
S54 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 06 | A: 14 | P: 20 | +/-: -6 | TOI: 17:17
S55 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 17 | P: 29 | +/-: 15 | TOI: 16:57
S56 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 29 | P: 46 | +/-: 44 | TOI: 18:33
S57 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 27 | P: 55 | +/-: 33 | TOI: 18:57
S58 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 28 | P: 56 | +/-: 31 | TOI: 20:19
S59 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 42 | P: 73 | +/-: 31 | TOI: 22:15
S60 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 31 | P: 59 | +/-: 27 | TOI: 22:09
S61 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 35 | P: 71 | +/-: 13 | TOI: 21:45
S62 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 44 | P: 69 | +/-: 12 | TOI: 21:19
S63 | TOR | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 27 | P: 38 | +/-: -15 | TOI: 19:40
S64 | LAP | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 28 | P: 46 | +/-: 19 | TOI: 18:11
S65 | LAP | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 24 | P: 38 | +/-: 21 | TOI: 17:53
S66 | LAP | GP: TBD | G: TBD | A: TBD | P: TBD | +/-: TBD | TOI: TBD
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Awards:
S49 Montreal Militia Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Carolina Kraken Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S50 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy
S50 WJC USA Bronze Medal
S50 & S51 Carolina Kraken Assistant Captain
S51 SMJHL All-Star
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S52 Carolina Kraken Captain
S52 WJC USA Captain
S53 SHL All-Rookie Team
S54 Calgary Dragons Assistant Captain
S56-S58 Calgary Dragons Assistant Captain
S59-S63 Calgary Dragons Captain
S59 SHL All-Star Game
S60 SHL All-Star Game
S61 SHL All-Star Game
S63 United States of America IIHF Gold Medal
S63 SHL All-Star Game
S65 Challenge Cup Champion
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My personal assistant will be mainly in charge of scheduling and making sure that there is never any issue with getting me my snacks on time and exactly the way I want them.
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they will be tasked with giving me my hourly mayonnaise and kraft single sandwiches on white wonder bread with no crust and they will not be paid for this role because they should feel blessed for doing gods work
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Finn Brandt
Finn Brandt’s personal assistant would mostly be used to make sure he arrives places on time. He probably would also use them to help manage his household when out of town and help watch his pets.
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Rodrigo Banes
Wanted: Personal Assistant to Pro Hockey Player
Can you keep track of appointments, operate a motor vehicle, and make a smoothie? Then you're already over-qualified! Call Roddys agent today, because he is really sick of making smoothies.
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Weenie Hut Jr. GM
IRL pay is zero, but as long as they're able to tell me what I"m supposed to do and and when it's due then they're already a huge success.
Ryuuji Minamino | RW | Syndicate | S53 | 1265 TPE
Birthplace: Sapporo, Japan
Height: 6'3" | Weight: 210lb
SMJHL S52 Draft 56th Overall (NLB)
SHL S53 Draft 11th Overall (CHI)
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SMJHL Regular Season
S52 | 50GP | 3G | 5A | 8P | -5 | 16 PIM | 32 Hits |
S53 | 50GP | 16G | 19A | 36P | +5 | 30 PIM | 46 Hits |
S54 | 50GP | 25G | 28A | 53P | +23 | 22 PIM | 20 Hits |
S55 | 50GP | 21G | 35A | 56P | +17 | 12 PIM | 33 Hits |
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SMJHL Playoff Season
S52 | 10GP | 1G | 0A | 1P | -4 | 2 PIM | 6 Hits |
S53 | 7GP | 2G | 3A | 5P | -1 | 2 PIM | 12 Hits |
S54 | 14GP | 9G | 8A | 17P | +11 | 4 PIM | 7 Hits |
S55 | 17GP | 5G | 8A | 13P | +6 | 9 PIM | 13 Hits |
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Ralph's assistant would be in charge of getting him places on time and making sure he has the stuff he needs with him, clothes, equipment, stuff like that. He is willing to pay whatever it takes to keep a good assistant.
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Loosh O'Sullivan
For my personal secretary position, I will be paying $50/hr starting. As for my expectations, I need my personal assistant to handle my daily task scheduling, including working with my manager. They will also be responsible for scheduling care for my home.
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Jayson Flemmings
My personal assistant will be scheduling my day to day activities. They will also be doing complete PT and mPT writings when planned. Also will be apart of my camp when ever contract time comes. Payment will be $100/hr to help you with financial stability. 40 hours a week is the max amount of work you’ll do.
#11 - Shylo Moxii - C - Retired
SHL Team: Montreal Patriotes (S67-S72), Toronto North Stars (S73)
SMJHL Team: Great Falls Grizzlies (S63-S64), Quebec City Citadelles (S65-S66)
Height: 6"3
Weight: 200 Ibs
Hometown: Toronto, Canada
SMJHL Undrafted Prospect
S64 13th Overall Pick to Montreal
Traded to Quebec City
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Awards
S64 WJC Gold
S69 IIHF Canada Gold
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S63 Great Falls Grizzlies Signed 1 Year $7,000,000 ($2 Mil Signing Bonus)
S64 Montreal Patriotes Signed 1 Year $3,000,000
S65 Montreal Patriotes Signed 3 Year $9,000,000 Extension
S68 Montreal Patriotes Signed 3 Year $14,000,000 Extension
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Minor League Stats
S63 | 34 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 29 SOG | 2 PIMs | 6 Hits | 11 Blk | 10 GA | 6 TA
S64 | 66 GP | 15 G | 32 A | 47 P | 142 SOG | 22 PIMs | 90 Hits | 72 Blk | 37 GA | 19 TA
S65 | 66 GP | 37 G | 47 A | 84 P | 271 SOG | 29 PIMs | 123 Hits | 68 Blk | 53 GA | 27 TA
S66 | 66 GP | 48 G | 34 A | 82 P | 245 SOG | 31 PIMs | 68 Hits | 34 Blk | 72 GA | 56 TA
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Minor League Playoff Stats
S63 | 16 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 Pts | 10 SOG | 0 PIMs | 3 Hits | 6 Blks
S65 | 10 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 Pts | 25 SOG | 0 PIMs | 11 Hits | 7 Blks
S66 | 17 GP | 8 G | 5 A | 13 Pts | 40 SOG | 8 PIMs | 34 Hits | 10 Blks
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Minor League Career Stats
232 GP | 101 G | 117 A | 218 P | 687 SOG | 53 PIMs | 287 Hits | 185 Blk
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Minor League Playoff Career
43 GP | 11 G | 16 A | 27 Pts | 75 SOG | 0 PIMs | 48 Hits | 23 Blks
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SHL Career
MTL S67 | 66 GP | 17 G | 32 A | 49 P | +10 | 42 Blks | 49 Hits
MTL S68 | 66 GP | 21 G | 37 A | 58 P | +28 | 53 Blks | 76 Hits
MTL S69 | 66 GP | 26 G | 35 A | 61 P | +34 | 51 Blks | 58 Hits
MTL S70 | 66 GP | 21 G | 26 A | 47 P | +20 | 53 Blks | 39 Hits
MTL S71 | 66 GP | 17 G | 38 A | 55 P | +20 | 65 Blks | 49 Hits
MTL S72 | 66 GP | 13 G | 46 A | 59 P | +15 | 50 Blks | 46 Hits
TOR S73 | 66 GP | 25 G | 36 A | 61 P | -25 | 48 Blks | 87 Hits
Career | 462 GP | 140 G | 250 A | 390 P | +102 | 362 Blks | 404 Hits t
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SHL Playoffs Career
MTL S67 | 16 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | -3 | 9 Blks | 15 Hits
MTL S68 | 6 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | -2 | 8 Blks | 2 Hits
MTL S69 | 10 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +11 | 10 Blks | 5 Hits
MTL S70 | 13 GP | 3 G | 8 A | 11 P | +8 | 12 Blks | 11 Hits
MTL S71 | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -4 | 2 Blks | 0 Hits
MTL S72 | 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -5 | 24 Blks | 2 Hits
TOR S73 | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -7 | 6 Blks | 4 Hits
Career | 64 GP | 9 G | 27 A | 36 P | -2 | 71 Blks | 42 Hits
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My personal assistant would be required to grab weights for me in the gym, allowing me to prep for lifting on my own. He would also make my protein shakes and fill up my water jugs. I would pay 20+ per hour.
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I am more than willing to pay 100 an hour for someone to keep track of my phone. I lose my phone 25x a day and I can never do a very good job of keeping up with it. If someone were to just follow me around and make sure I didn tlose it, I would be very thankful and be ready to pay a pretty penny.
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David-Arturri Donskoi
My personal assistant will have to bring me my protein shake 3 times a day, make sure my water bottle is always full and also make sure my calories are perfectly calculated. I'm willing to pay 100k per year for that.
RETIRED - Ragnar-Alexandre Ragnarsson-Tremblay - G - S56 Drafted 6th round 61st OA by Carolina SHL Drafted 3rd round 50th by Los Angeles ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GR S55 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 1.99 | 0.913 | 1 | 70 S56 | 17 | 11 | 5 | 1 | 2.62 | 0.913 | 1 | 69 S57 | 24 | 8 | 12 | 3 | 3.29 | 0.909 | 1 | 69 S58 | 59 | 23 | 34 | 1 | 3.27 | 0.908 | 4 | 71 S59 | 45 | 23 | 18 | 3 | 3.22 | 0.908 | 0 | 71 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Stats | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GR S60 | 18 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 3.5 | 0.889 | 1 | 62 S61 | 15 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 3.27 | 0.901 | 2 | 65 S62 | 23 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 2.73 | 0.919 | 2 | 70 S63 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1.65 | 0.925 | 4 | 72 ---------------------------------------------------- WJC Stats GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GR S54 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3.23 | 0.905 | 0 | 65 S55 | 12 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 3.21 | 0.910 | 1 | 70 S56 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4.93 | 0.861 | 0 | 56 S57 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2.75 | 0.876 | 0 | 53 S58 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.84 | 0.964 | 3 | 78 S59 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1.66 | 0.912 | 2 | 68 ---------------------------------------------------- Career Milestones S54 WJC Bronze Medalist S55 WJC Bronze Medalist (STARTER) S57 WJC Gold Medalist S58 WJC Gold Medalist (STARTER) S58 WJC Top Goalie S58 WJC MVP S59 WJC Silver Medalist (STARTER) S60 SHL All-Rookie Team
David-Arturri Donskoi (DAD) - LW - S65 Drafted 2nd round 23rd OA by Regina ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | F | W | L S64 | 36 | 9 | 10 | 19 | -5 | 31 | 1 | 1 | 0 [pbl]
David-Arturri Donskoi
Regina Elk
Hey I'm DAD can I adopt you?
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S22, S28, S40, S42 Challenge Cup Champion & Merica Lover
My personal assistant will coordinate all of my meetings, appearances and ensures that on game day the only things that I have to worry about is hockey and my family. Attention to detail is important.
Thanks Jove for my sig
Shoyo Hinata personnal assistant would be expected to set him perfect volleyball pass during Shoyo spiking warmup. He play volleyball before every game and it's the key of his success.
credit to Qwest
My personal assistant will be expected to make me a great meal every day that will be as nutritious and filling as possible. I will also expect my assistant to clean up my space every week so that I can get around easily.