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ACapitalChicago · 02-19-2023, 10:11 PM

The personal assistant will be expected to do the following:

- Recall various dates and time in history

- Recite the entire 13th amendment by memory

- Perform Union Dixie at will

S66 Damian Littleton

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***SouthPaw*** · 02-19-2023, 10:19 PM

My personal assistant will be mainly in charge of scheduling and making sure that there is never any issue with getting me my snacks on time and exactly the way I want them.

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mcpumpkin · 02-19-2023, 10:20 PM

they will be tasked with giving me my hourly mayonnaise and kraft single sandwiches on white wonder bread with no crust and they will not be paid for this role because they should feel blessed for doing gods work

peskypenguin · 02-19-2023, 10:24 PM

Finn Brandt’s personal assistant would mostly be used to make sure he arrives places on time. He probably would also use them to help manage his household when out of town and help watch his pets.

***Benpachi*** · 02-19-2023, 10:27 PM

Wanted: Personal Assistant to Pro Hockey Player

Can you keep track of appointments, operate a motor vehicle, and make a smoothie? Then you're already over-qualified! Call Roddys agent today, because he is really sick of making smoothies.

Nhamlet · 02-19-2023, 10:30 PM

IRL pay is zero, but as long as they're able to tell me what I"m supposed to do and and when it's due then they're already a huge success.

kast3rborous · 02-19-2023, 10:40 PM

Ralph's assistant would be in charge of getting him places on time and making sure he has the stuff he needs with him, clothes, equipment, stuff like that. He is willing to pay whatever it takes to keep a good assistant.

Loosh · 02-19-2023, 10:44 PM

For my personal secretary position, I will be paying $50/hr starting. As for my expectations, I need my personal assistant to handle my daily task scheduling, including working with my manager. They will also be responsible for scheduling care for my home.

Shylo_Moxii · 02-19-2023, 10:50 PM

My personal assistant will be scheduling my day to day activities. They will also be doing complete PT and mPT writings when planned. Also will be apart of my camp when ever contract time comes. Payment will be $100/hr to help you with financial stability. 40 hours a week is the max amount of work you’ll do.

jlutz14 · 02-19-2023, 10:59 PM

My personal assistant would be required to grab weights for me in the gym, allowing me to prep for lifting on my own. He would also make my protein shakes and fill up my water jugs. I would pay 20+ per hour.

supertardis101 · 02-19-2023, 11:01 PM

I am more than willing to pay 100 an hour for someone to keep track of my phone. I lose my phone 25x a day and I can never do a very good job of keeping up with it. If someone were to just follow me around and make sure I didn tlose it, I would be very thankful and be ready to pay a pretty penny.

*LarryTheMVP* · 02-19-2023, 11:06 PM

My personal assistant will have to bring me my protein shake 3 times a day, make sure my water bottle is always full and also make sure my calories are perfectly calculated. I'm willing to pay 100k per year for that.

***Nike*** · 02-19-2023, 11:13 PM

My personal assistant will coordinate all of my meetings, appearances and ensures that on game day the only things that I have to worry about is hockey and my family. Attention to detail is important.

*Gordon Bombay* · 02-19-2023, 11:17 PM

Shoyo Hinata personnal assistant would be expected to set him perfect volleyball pass during Shoyo spiking warmup. He play volleyball before every game and it's the key of his success.

Lumosityfan · 02-19-2023, 11:21 PM

My personal assistant will be expected to make me a great meal every day that will be as nutritious and filling as possible. I will also expect my assistant to clean up my space every week so that I can get around easily.

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