I think I am probably Buffalo boomer. There is a lot in there though. Tomen is also a pretty good candidate. And everyone in there treats Lee like a boomer. It’s tough to say but I’ll stick with me since I’m old af.
The answer is easily Farquaad, the small man boomer energy this guy has is unmatched. But don't tell him I said that, it might jeopardize my ability to play for the team, apparently he knows the GM well
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There's not really a token boomer on the Rage, everyone is kind of a grumpy oldster in their own right. Most of the team takes naps, are weird about tech stuff, and care way too much about card games.
Aksel Fiske || Forward || S61 - Present
SHL: MAN S65 - Present
SMJHL: QCC S61 - S64
Federation: Norway
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Regular Season Stats:
S73 | MAN | 66GP | 23 G | 29 A | 52 PTS | -89
S72 | MAN | 66GP | 32 G | 24 A | 56 PTS | -74
S71 | MAN | 66GP | 37 G | 31 A | 68 PTS | -64
S70 | MAN | 66GP | 38 G | 30 A | 78 PTS | -48
S69 | MAN | 66GP | 45 G | 37 A | 82 PTS | +33
S68 | MAN | 66GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 PTS | +16
S67 | MAN | 66GP | 19 G | 31 A | 50 PTS | +8
S66 | MAN | 66GP | 25 G | 35 A | 60 PTS | +19
S65 | MAN | 66 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 PTS | -15
S64 | QCC | 66 GP | 27 G | 34 A | 61 PTS | +5
S63 | QCC | 66 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 PTS | -2
S62 | QCC | 66 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 PTS | +11
S61 | QCC | 66 GP | 10 G | 31 A | 41 PTS | +18
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Playoff Stats:
S70 | MAN | 4 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 PTS | -2
S69 | MAN | 5 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 PTS | -12
S68 | MAN | 24GP |11G | 15 A | 26 PTS| +16
S67 | MAN | 27GP |10G | 13 A | 23 PTS| +5
S66 | MAN | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | -2
S65 | MAN | 5 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 PTS | -4
S64 | QCC | 14 GP | 5G | 10 A | 15 PTS | +5
S63 | QCC | 13 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 PTS | +1
S62 | QCC | 6 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +2
S61 | QCC | 16 GP | 7 G | 6 A | 13 PTS | +4
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Accolades:
SHL All-Star S70-S73
S67 IIHF Gold Medal with Team Norway
S63 WJC Gold Medal with Team Finland
S61 SMJHL Elias Armia Award
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Transactions:
S62 SHL Draft: 1OA to MAN
S61 SMJHL Draft: 14OA to QCC
gay heghog
I am the token boomer because i am 32 years old and i spend my time building planters and gardening and i dont understand young people music anymore
[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE
S67: WJC Silver
S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG
S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX
S69: WJC Bronze
[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender
[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED
Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52
* = First Place
Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK
SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393
SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | |
IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | |
SHL Regular Season Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10
S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17
S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14
S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20
S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20
S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20
S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14
S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26
S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20
S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4
S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39
SHL Playoff Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0
S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0
S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0
S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2
S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0
SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42
SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237
S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433
S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356
S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151
S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261
Awards
S49 Four Star Cup
S50 Four Star Cup
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy
S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina
S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP
S52 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Bronze Medal
S54 The Winless Season
S54 IIHF Silver Medal
S55 IIHF Gold Medal
S56 IIHF Silver Medal
S57 IIHF Silver Medal
S58 IIHF Silver Medal
S60 IIHF Silver Medal
S61 IIHF GoldMedal
IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain
S56: Silver
S57: Silver
S58: Silver
S59: DNQ
S60: Silver
S61: Gold
S62: DNQ
S68: Lost 1st Round
S69: Bronze
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Strom Chamberlin is definitely the boomer in the Calgary Dragons locker room, considering he is a 17 year SHL veteran and constantly make outdated references to his glory days and prime.
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Oh man I just realized I am the oldest player on the team at S55. I always thought of myself as a leader on the team but not actually the oldest one. So thanks for making me realize that I am the boomer on the team. The one that yells and keeps guys in check.
C- Rocky Gislason | TPE: 221 | S80 Prospect
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215
Number: 34
Birthplace: Dover, USA
C- Lord Raiden | TPE: 2044 | BAP / TOR / EDM
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 210
Number: 19
Birthplace: Washington DC, USA
SMJHL S54 Pick 54, 6th round - Colorado Raptors
SHL S55 Pick 20, 2nd round - Baltimore Platoon
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
S57 BAP| 66 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -42 | 16 PIM | 1 PPP | FO%- 52.8%
S58 BAP| 66 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 P | -36 | 44 PIM | 2 PPP | FO%- 63.0%
S59 BAP| 66 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | -38 | 14 PIM | 1 PPP | 100 Hits
S60 BAP| 66 GP | 15 G | 28 A | 43 P | +13 | 20 PIM | 5 PPP | 106 Hits
S61 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G | 40 A | 61 P | +26 | 10 PIM | 3 PPP | 140 Hits
S62 BAP| 66 GP | 20 G | 31 A | 51 P | +47 | 20 PIM | 0 PPP | 109 Hits
S63 BAP| 66 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 P | +54 | 12 PIM | 2 PPP | 104 Hits
S64 BAP| 66 GP | 26 G | 45 A | 71 P | +23 | 6 PIM | 20 PPP | 98 Hits
S65 BAP| 66 GP | 27 G | 45 A | 72 P | +20 | 24 PIM | 19 PPP | 117 Hits
S66 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G | 24 A | 45 P | -39 | 38 PIM | 7 PPP | 64 Hits
S67 BAP| 66 GP | 30 G | 52 A | 82 P | -47 | 46 PIM | 40 PPP | 89 Hits
S68 BAP| 66 GP | 33 G | 35 A | 68 P | -38 | 36 PIM | 24 PPP | 112 Hits
S69 BAP| 66 GP | 26 G | 44 A | 70 P | -34 | 51 PIM | 28 PPP | 95 Hits
S70 BAP| 66 GP | 29 G | 49 A | 78 P | -21 | 32 PIM | 32 PPP | 99 Hits
S71 BAP| 66 GP | 25 G | 43 A | 68 P | -8 | 28 PIM | 12 PPP | 126 Hits
S72 BAP| 66 GP | 16 G | 26 A | 42 P | -9 | 40 PIM | 1 PPP | 98 Hits
S73 BAP| 66 GP | 19 G | 34 A | 53 P | +0 | 25 PIM | 10 PPP | 103 Hits
S74 TOR| 66 GP | 16 G | 38 A | 54 P | -16 | 16 PIM | 2 PPP | 129 Hits
S75 TOR| 66 GP | 11 G | 25 A | 36 P | -23 | 17 PIM | 0 PPP | 105 Hits
S76 EDM| 66 GP | 10 G | 33 A | 43 P | -30 | 30 PIM | 4 PPP | 127 Hits
S77 EDM| 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | -60 | 22 PIM | 1 PPP | 113 Hits
S78 EDM| 66 GP | 3 G | 19 A | 22 P | -27 | 18 PIM | 2 PPP | 43 Hits
CAREER | 1455 GP | 411 G | 721 A | 1132 P | -285 | 565 PIM | 216 PPP | 2167 Hits
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S54 COL| 50 GP | 9 G | 1 A | 10 P | -3 | 2 PIM | 2 PPP | FO%- 60.3%
S55 COL| 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +10 | 18 PIM | 11 PPP | FO%- 57.0 %
S56 COL| 50 GP | 20 G | 23 A | 43 P | -5 | 56 PIM | 16 PPP | FO%- 58.2 %
WJC Stats:
S54 USA | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -12 | 4 PPP | 29 SOG | 26 Hits
S55 USA | 12 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | -2 | 1 PPP | 23 SOG | 17 Hits
S56 USA | 12 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 30 SOG | 15 Hits
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Career Accomplishments
S54 WJC Gold Medal - USA
S56 WJC Silver Medal - USA
S56 SMJHL Western Conference All-Star Team
S56 2nd Team All-SMJHL
Awards:
S54 COL - The Alexander Zajac Trophy
S56 COL - The Bo Kane Trophy
S56 COL - The Zinaida Titova Trophy
S69 BAP - Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S70 BAP - Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
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S56 - S59 | Colorado CO-GM
S60 - S67| Colorado GM : 321 W - 172 L - 35 OTL
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Roddy is definitely the teams token boomer. He's not the oldest player, though he's getting up there. Mainly he's a massive technophobe and is constantly getting tech support from his teammates. "How do I convert this to a pdf?"
I have never heard of the token boomer expression but I guess it would have to be Dwight Knight. The oldest guy on the team, he has the less to worry about and just enjoys his little phone games in the team lounge
the token boomer on the team used to be dick @
5ympathies clapper he is still the token boomer but just not of the team, of the league because he has been hopping around the league as a boomer player
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Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno
Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired
Birthplace: United Kingdom
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 40
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman)
S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie)
S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team
S47 | GB | IIHF Gold
S49 | GB | IIHF Silver
S52 | GB | IIHF Gold
S53 | GB | IIHF Bronze
S54 | GB | IIHF Silver
S55 | GB | IIHF Gold
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14
S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5
S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9
S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1
S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12
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Transactions:
S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall
S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season
S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall
S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons
S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons
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Oh, the boomer. I’ve already been tagged about six times in this thread, so thanks for the prompt, @
Zerg
I guess because I’ve been here for twelve years at this point, I am the token boomer. I’ve been for the Chatzy era, Last.FM, kik, Slack, the forums, etc. I accept my fate.
Oh it's clearly Kvalheim. He's one of the oldest person in the entire league with more than 20 seasons in the SHL. He barely knows how to correctly use the Internet and thinks Internet Explorer is still the number one navigator.
RETIRED - Ragnar-Alexandre Ragnarsson-Tremblay - G - S56 Drafted 6th round 61st OA by Carolina SHL Drafted 3rd round 50th by Los Angeles ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GR S55 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 1.99 | 0.913 | 1 | 70 S56 | 17 | 11 | 5 | 1 | 2.62 | 0.913 | 1 | 69 S57 | 24 | 8 | 12 | 3 | 3.29 | 0.909 | 1 | 69 S58 | 59 | 23 | 34 | 1 | 3.27 | 0.908 | 4 | 71 S59 | 45 | 23 | 18 | 3 | 3.22 | 0.908 | 0 | 71 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Stats | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GR S60 | 18 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 3.5 | 0.889 | 1 | 62 S61 | 15 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 3.27 | 0.901 | 2 | 65 S62 | 23 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 2.73 | 0.919 | 2 | 70 S63 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1.65 | 0.925 | 4 | 72 ---------------------------------------------------- WJC Stats GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GR S54 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3.23 | 0.905 | 0 | 65 S55 | 12 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 3.21 | 0.910 | 1 | 70 S56 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4.93 | 0.861 | 0 | 56 S57 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2.75 | 0.876 | 0 | 53 S58 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.84 | 0.964 | 3 | 78 S59 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1.66 | 0.912 | 2 | 68 ---------------------------------------------------- Career Milestones S54 WJC Bronze Medalist S55 WJC Bronze Medalist (STARTER) S57 WJC Gold Medalist S58 WJC Gold Medalist (STARTER) S58 WJC Top Goalie S58 WJC MVP S59 WJC Silver Medalist (STARTER) S60 SHL All-Rookie Team
David-Arturri Donskoi (DAD) - LW - S65 Drafted 2nd round 23rd OA by Regina ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | F | W | L S64 | 36 | 9 | 10 | 19 | -5 | 31 | 1 | 1 | 0 [pbl]
David-Arturri Donskoi
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Hey I'm DAD can I adopt you?
Strongo is the old fart on the team, and although he doesn't send Famrville invites in 2023, he does bring a TV guide on road trips.
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Apollo Seaborne #16 || D || Maine Timber
Position: D
Country: Canada
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S79-S?? | GP: 77 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: +10 | BS: 86 | H: 149
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SHL Career Statistics:
S?? | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 00 | H:00
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 000
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Career IIHF Statistics:
CAN | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P:00 | +/-: 0 | S: 000
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 29th OA to Maine Timber (S80)
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(This post was last modified: 04-16-2023, 12:18 PM by TheNextGreatOne . Edited 3 times in total.)
The boomer on our team has got to be Bender Junior. And you may think to yourself, junior that doesn't sound like a boomer, but they take inspiration from their dad, constantly yelling at the clouds and saying they're going to do something better with blackjacks and hookers.
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There can only be one boomer, and it is of course Mr. Gibbles who is well established as the only player on the team holding onto life with all their might and continuing to try to play the game of hockey despite having two bad knees, a bad back, and a seemingly permanent broken finger. He often brings up how things were back in his days, and that alone is enough :nodders: