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zaynzk · 06-14-2024, 04:05 PM

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Urq660 · 06-14-2024, 04:06 PM

st4rface · 06-14-2024, 05:18 PM

WRITTEN OPTION 2

Aumy Junior II isn't a player who is aggressive or likes to fight a lot. Since he is focused on the game, he is always frustrated when an episode turns in to a penalty. Forward who is focused on offense, so he isn't happy when an unlucky episode happens. However, he is always trying to help his teammates who are sweating on the ice meanwhile. Important to drink some water meanwhile, so he is hydrated. However, reaction always is the same. It means that team has to play with four players and there are no chances of scoring. So that means he lets down his teammates, so it's obvious that he isn't happy. However, letting emotions out isn't the best option as well, since there can be another penalty. He always tries to keep his cool, so there isn't anything else happening after that penalty. The key to be successful is to be professional. That's what he is trying to do.

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**bbjygm** · 06-14-2024, 05:25 PM

There are many things Hodor is not a fan of, and a whole slew of them were submitted for review to become penalty-worthy offenses:

- Animal cruelty: Hodor is an animal lover. If a player is cruel to an animal on the ice, such as punching a puppy or slap-shotting a turtle, that's an instant penalty.
- Being undead: Hodor does not like the undead, especially if their eyes glow blue. If a player on ice is undead, they immediately go to the penalty box, even if they just got on the ice to go from the penalty box to their bench.
- Being short: Hodor likes people of all sizes, but he thought he could benefit his team if there was a penalty for not having a person 7 feet or taller on their team. This was denied.
- Being mean: Hodor is a gentle spirit. If someone is not smiling while on the ice, that results in another penalty.

FuriousChicken · 06-14-2024, 05:36 PM

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*Ruggsy* · 06-14-2024, 07:56 PM

We should definitely add travel rules from basketball of some sort. But maybe the opposite? So like if you touch the puck an odd number of times or something dumb like that in between 2 steps you get a penalty. Obviously we would need to add AI refs for because no human could calculate the amount of steps and touches in a speedy game of hockey. I think we should still have the refs be AI’s in some kind of robot body for the effect though. This should be called at least every other play in hockey to make sure we have enough room for sports betting ad breaks. For added fun we can make it so every time you get a penalty your stick gets longer, so by the end of the game people are tripping eachother constantly leading to extremely massive sticks. When I say massive sticks, obviously this exponential relationship between sticks and penalties would trigger a mind numbingly gigantic amount of mass, turning the earth centered around the skating rink into a black hole before they can even yell SHOOT THE PUCK.

*.simo* · 06-15-2024, 05:26 AM

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Tylar · 06-15-2024, 10:11 AM

Sad Ketchup is generally a very calm player who in all honesty normally doesn't take too many penalties that would be judgement calls (for example; Sad Ketchup takes mostly tripping, slashing, penalties or mostly "lazy" penalties). Generally he goes to the penalty box calmly and accepting because most of the time the penalty was warranted or something that the ref had to call. Sad Ketchup does get frustrated when he feels the opponent dived or flopped. When he gets frustrated with a call, he normally will have a civil conversation with the head referee to understand why they called the penalty. Normally Sad Ketchup keeps the conversation respectful but he has gotten plenty frustrated in intense playoff games and sworn a little bit. He may slash the boars or hit the glass before going into the box or sitting in there, but mostly just sits there and accepts his fate as penalties are apart of the game and 95% of the time there is nothing you can do about it, take it and move on.

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Chris · 06-15-2024, 10:24 AM

Written option 2: Marian Hanak has no problem going to the box unless it's a key situation in the third period. Marian knows if he was a ref he would make the same calls so, he understands what the refs are doing and they are only human. But most of the penalties called on Marian are tripping and hooking so he's not mad with the refs for calling because he has a chill laid back attitude. But sometimes the ref might call a bs penalty at a key time of the game and Marian might get a bit frustrated, but he doesn't take that many penalties so he has no problem with the refs putting him in the box in a non key situation. He always tries to keep his cool, so there isn't anything else happening after that penalty. The key to be successful is to be professional. That's what he is trying to do.

NONAME · 06-15-2024, 10:52 AM

A rule change that has already kind of interested me is powerplays continuing even after a goal has been scored. I believe some leagues have experimented already with this change. This will increase the amount of powerplay ice-time within a game which will also increase the goals scored per game. Both of these changes make the game more enjoyable for the players (at least the ones getting to play on the powerplay, maybe not so much the penalty killers) and also make the game more enjoyable for the viewers. The sole reason I dislike rule changes within established leagues, especially ones that impact scoring rates is it makes it more and more difficult to compare players between different eras. With that being said, change is important to keep things fresh so a change like this could be spicy enough to do so while also keeping the integrity of the game there.

***Rankle*** · 06-15-2024, 10:54 AM

Prompt 2

Pork Tenderloin absolutely hates getting called on penalties he's committed. It's a shame that he can't just do whatever he wants on the ice. I mean are you really going to hold a sentient piece of meat to the same standards you hold a normal person? I personally think it's unfair to hold him to the same standards. I mean yeah you can teach him and try to make him learn but like, you can only do so much. Pork Tenderloin tends to get pretty gassed up when he's playing hockey and that leads to a lot of dumb mistakes and stuff that really shouldn't happen but oh well. Every time he has to sit in the penalty box all he does is sulk and think about what he's gonna do when he's back out on the ice being a menace to everyone around him. There is nothing that will stop him from achieving his goals even if he has to sit in timeout.

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***Rangerjase*** · 06-15-2024, 12:55 PM

O2

When Nash gets called for a penalty on the ice you better believe you can hear it both inside and outside of the stadium. When the referee's arm goes up in the air you can just hear a symphony of barks followed by a long howl in disagreement. Upon watching the replay, nash may change his mind but you better believe he is chirping it up from the penalty box as well. Nash can bark so loud that it can throw off the opposing team. There is no rule about being quiet on the ice or being quiet in the penalty box so Nash is chirping and barking the entire time to try and throw off the opposing team. When the penalty time is getting close to expire Nash is standing at the glass clawing and making sure that he hits the ice as soon as the door opens. He can't miss any playtime after resting in the box for two minutes.

charlieconway · 06-15-2024, 01:45 PM

Quote:Written Option 1: The SHL has recruited your player to shake things up a little with the rules of the game as the league believes there aren’t enough power plays per game. Your player has been tasked with creating a rule that will come with an associated penalty. What is the new rule that your player comes up with? What is the penalty called for a player that breaks that rule? Do rule breakers simply get sent to the penalty box, or is there another form of punishment they must complete before returning to the ice? How often does this new penalty get called per game?

The new penalty I would introduce is one for the referees. If you go to drop the puck for a defensive zone face-off (either end), and you wind up kicking someone out for a false start, you are given a warning over a headset and a timer begins to count down. Three seconds later, if the puck has not been dropped, you are sent to the penalty box until two more stoppages in play have occurred. You are also garnished wages due to reducing the entertainment value of the product. If the SHL is anything like the NHL, this rule change will end with most referees in the poor house.

If it absolutely must be a penalty for players, then I’d go with making offsides a punishable defense. If you skate offsides, you must go to the penalty box for a two-minute penalty kill. This is because any time you force a stoppage in play, you are killing the momentum of the game. Stoppages suck. Go and think about what you did.

**RomanesEuntDomus** · 06-15-2024, 02:20 PM

Option 2

The penalty box is a really interesting psychological aspect of the game of hockey. For starters, there are so many different types of penalties and infractions that can get you there. Different transgressions like hooking, roughing or delay of game, different penalty lengths that can be 2 minutes, 5 minutes, 10 minutes or any combination of the three, so you can also have players sit in the penalty box for 4 minutes or 12 minutes or 17, but not all of those minutes might lead to being a man down. So yeah... the combinations are almost endless and it can be a bit of a mess. What's even more important for this specific questions, is that the same penalty for the same thing with the same lenth, can lead to very feelings and reactions from the player depending on how it occured. It can lead to frustration, anger or depression when they penalty occured because you screwed up or it feels like a wrong call by the red, it can lead to barely any emotions at all when it was deserved or necessary, or it can actually feel good if you feel like you helped your team win a big fight, drew an even bigger penalty for one of your opponents, or lit someone up really good.

*kenvald* · 06-15-2024, 03:28 PM

Option 1

A very simple new penalty that will for sure up the amount of power plays per game, but also make things more strategic, is a penalty given every time a goal is scored. But with a twist depending on which team is in the lead when the goal is scored.

By default it would simply give a 2 minute penalty to the player who scored the goal. However, if the team that scored the goal are still losing after the goal is counted it's instead their opponent who receives the penalty. This will give the losing teams a chance to catch up faster and give us quick responses to any goal being scored.

Examples
Team X opened the scoring making it 1-0 against Team Y. Because of this a penalty is given to Team X.
Team A is losing to team B 0-3. They score making it 1-3. Because of this a penalty is given to Team B.

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