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S81 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… Due: Sunday, March 16th @ 11:59 PM PST
Offline Gwdjohnson
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#16
03-10-2025, 11:43 PM

Here is my all-evil team of players in the league (this is satire):

LW: Greg Evil
C: Chaos Giraffe
RW: Hamilton Steelhawk
LD: Rodwin Dionicio (...)
RD: Evil Jordan Humphrey
G: QCCBOT4

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#17
03-11-2025, 08:09 AM

"Cal Clutterbuck" team of the season. Based on hits this season.

LW: Djoe Anderson
C: Leo Carlsson
RW: Patrick Rail

LD: Jeremy Snugglemuffin III
RD: Colton Paraygeko

G: Mr. Electric

Goalkeeper is selected because of that cool name and he gives other guys energy to hit hard.
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#18
03-11-2025, 01:56 PM

I present to you, the all B team!

Representing himself is Thurston Bull to center the team.

Next up are the rest:

Bartholomew Aittokallio Lorequavius on the wing
On the other wing is Koen Boekbinder! Boekbinder is a center but you're going to have to play wing on this team! Sorry!

On the Blue line is:
Benevolent Kaiju and Bingankus Glunksplosion

And the goalie on the all B team is:
Tyler Bodega

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#19
03-11-2025, 03:51 PM

All +/- team. A team made up of people with the best most irrelevant stat!

F: Badger Hennessy +41
F: Slava Kasyanenko +38
F: Jason Bourne +33
D: Ivan Ivanovitch +52
D: Big Sweg +39

G (Highest Save %): Ela Solberg .922%

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#20
03-11-2025, 03:55 PM

There must be a place for those, who doesn't have opportunity to represent own country, so this is my All-World Team:

LW: Levon Dojkic - Slovakia
C: Shiny Rainbow - Portugal
RW: Enlightened Centrist - Fiji
LD: Meredydd Meyrick - Wales
RD: Johan Lodewyk - Republic of South Africa
G: Matti Brynjarsson - Iceland

I'm sure they would proudly play for own flag, no matter of team name.
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#21
03-11-2025, 04:11 PM

Presenting the all long name team:

C- Sethastierkko Goslavechaaliemiooketiv
LW- Ryan Dino-Nugget Hopkins
RW- Maximus Decimus Meridius
LD- Bartolomew Aittokallio Lorequavius
RD- Aartholomew Bittokallio Lorequavius
G- Florence-Amalie Mackenzie
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#22
03-11-2025, 11:58 PM

All 4 letter name team!

RW - Josie Cass
C  -  Matt Smith
LW - Greg Evil 

LD - Big Sweg
RD - Jack Ellul

G - Jack Ryan
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#23
03-12-2025, 01:15 AM

Presenting your SMJHL S81 All-Block Team: 

Forwards:
LW - Drew McIntyre (58) Battleborn
C - Wednesy Shrinetime (70) Battleborn
RW - Ian Avery (57) Highlanders

Defence:
LD - Hans Gronlund (200)  Whalers
RD - Dieter Fruhstuck (234)  Armada
 
Goalie:
G - Matti Brynjarsson (1344 svs)  Grizzlies

Jonny Hockey - Goalie (#30) - Anchorage Armada Armada
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#24
03-12-2025, 07:45 AM

I'm going to name the four best players in the SMJHL today (opinion).

-1 (Big Sweg) He's leading the league in goals, assists, and shots as a defender in SMJHL. He's filling up the stat-sheet and the Newfoundland Berserkers are having an incredible season because of him.

-2 (Josie Cass) He currently has the most goal contributions in the league, and the San Diego Tidal are having a solid season so far. He's also in the running to win MVP this year.

-3 (Hotdog Lunch) I can't even count the amount of shots he's taken this season, with 78 goal contributions to his name on 55 games played. We have eleven games to go, and he's set to break his career-high record for points.

-4 (Shiny Rainbow) - The Citadelles are having a historic season, and Shiny Rainbow has accounted for 5% of their goals, with 41 goals on the season. He's averaging 1.36 goal contributions per game, showing his immense impact on the ice.
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#25
03-12-2025, 11:02 AM

I present to you the ALL idk names i like TEAM:

LW: Swiffer Sweeper- Not sure how these perform on ice, but if we ever go to hardwood roller hockey i'm guessing they'll be the MVP.
C: Jimbob Ghostkeeper - weird name idk i love it
RW: Hotdog Lunch- Legit made me want a hotdog for lunch today.
LD: Bubbles Puff - i love me some powerpuff girls
RD: Send Noodlez- An obvious shoutout to my former player, SMJHL ROTY and SHL Champion Cup Noodle. I c u yung blud. respek

G: Wal Rus- Tusk me daddy uwu

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#26
03-12-2025, 11:37 AM

Personally I would love to see an All-Goalie Team, where the best goalies in the league are selected on 2 separate teams and they play a game, goalies playing player in a game.

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#27
03-12-2025, 01:04 PM

I’m putting together the All Natural Team - players whose names reference features of nature. Here are your six starters:

Shiny Rainbow
Aurora Borealis
Vasher Summers
River Yekaterina Volkova
Jacob Marsh
Levi Bedrock
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#28
03-12-2025, 03:28 PM

The "Most ridiculous names team"
A team made with players with silly/ridiculous/unpronounceable names.

C: Optimus Autonomous (OTT)
LW: Hughes Incorporated (ANC)
RW: Ima Noobie (NL)

RD: Ben  (GFG)
LD: Mister Mxyzptlk (NBB)

G: Unstopab Owl (QCC)
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#29
03-12-2025, 05:38 PM (This post was last modified: 03-12-2025, 05:38 PM by visceralpotamus. Edited 1 time in total.)

All shot-block team:
WHo is eating the most pucks with their face?
LW: Drew McIntyre
C: Wednesey Shrinetime
Rw: Ian Avery
RD: Dieter Fruhstuck
LD: Hans Gronlund
Goalie: Matti Brynjarsson

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#30
03-13-2025, 02:56 PM

Oh boy, we're the Rookies going for an all star. 5 friends and a Kaiju couldnt ask for a better team.
C Silver Tarandus RW for the Thunder bay walleye
LW Doctorwad LW for the whalers
RW Greg Evil RW for the Citadelles

LD Benevolent Kaiju Defensemen of the Highlanders
RD Eric Sosa Defenseman for the scarecrows
G Tyler Bodega Goalie for the Grizzlies




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