MAX F*CKING HATES SPIDERS

Max Mauldin is really scared of Spiders. Like he fucking hates them a lot but he also hates them enough to learn about that poisonous and venomous ones native to California where he lives. While he lives in Pacific Palisades and he's customized his home to be spider proof he does encounter them outside of his home and found out that there are only THREE poisonous spiders native to California and they are the Desert Recluse, Chilean Recluse and the Black Widow. While the Black Widow is extremely native to the world the Desert Recluse can only be found well in the Desert and the Chilean Recluse is known to be found in the desert as well. Now most people can say well "Max, all of Los Angeles and the surrounding cities are actually in a Desert so wouldn't that mean you can find both near your home?" Yes that is true voice in my head but it also means they are known to be native to the proper Mojave Desert which is about 194 miles east of where Max lives and you'd have to be rummaging around under the bushes and cacti blindly like a fool to encounter them. Hell no.

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