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Teddy Cuddles’ end of career presser
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(This post was last modified: 01-22-2020, 02:16 PM by trella.)

With Teddy Cuddles officially playing his last game in the SHL or IIHF with a win in the gold medal game, Teddy Cuddles steps to the podium for the last time.

Ask me anything about anything really, but SHL related is preferred.

01-21-2020, 01:29 PMroastpuff Wrote: Do you have any advice on or off the ice for the incoming class of SMJHL or SHL rookies?

My biggest advice to any young player entering the league is to try not to burn yourself out. While it is nice to earn at a max rate and do a ton of media and be an insanely active member like people like @DrunkenTeddy or @luketd , it isn’t for everyone and that’s okay. Every player has their own value and just because you don’t max earn doesn’t mean you wont be a good player. Do as much was what will be enjoyable for you. After all, the best part of this league are the people you meet along the way and not the cool media or pt’s you do.

01-21-2020, 01:30 PMluketd Wrote: what will teddy cuddles do in retirement?
Your mom

01-21-2020, 01:30 PMACapitalChicago Wrote: Rank your Kraken players by most likely to form a cult about Terry Bradshaw

1. Michael Fitted
2. Everyone else

Fitted above everyone.

01-21-2020, 01:54 PMFuzzSHL Wrote: How many cuddles
did Teddy Cuddles cuddle
when Teddy Cuddles couldn't stop cuddling?
Was it the men with the muscles,
did someone get double,
and was anyone worth the trouble?
With Ambacas Cuddles
skating on puddles
will anyone beat his hustle?
I'm running out of time
and also out of rhymes
but just know, as Co, you're mine.
I don’t know how to answer this but

BARS

01-21-2020, 02:15 PMDrunkenTeddy Wrote: Woah it's me. Might as well ask a question or two while I'm here.

What was your favorite moment of your career?

With this being your player's time coming to an end do you expect to have an epic send off season, or do you expect to regress from previous totals?
Definitely the S49 cup win. Although it wasn’t my first, in S45 we were stacked and we kind of just cruised to a cup win. That season also wasn’t very fun for a couple reasons that I won’t go into. The S49 cup win was a total battle and was unexpected as hell. We went in as a wildcard team and fought tooth and nail to win the cup. That season was a great story with the teams we played in the playoffs and that whole run was fun and nerve racking.

Teddy will not be playing in S53, as he retired at the deadline. EDM has prospects to call up that can fill the role. As for Cuddles’ last season, it was pretty good. 39 points and 178 hits is a pretty good way to go out and is pretty much what I was looking for in the last season of his career. If I were to play another season, it’d definitely be with a step back. Cuddles would be below 1000 TPE and would probably struggle a bit.

01-21-2020, 02:18 PMcaltroit_red_flames Wrote: What was the highlight of your career?

What do you plan on doing in retirement, any new jobs or hobbies?

AMBACAS.

Who was your least favorite teammate?

Who was your favorite teammate?

Why is Teddy Cuddles worthy of the Hall of Fame?

Are you considering going back to school for a degree in the culinary arts?

What's the best way to make a steak and why is it with a sous vide?

Can you make a peak Teddy Cuddles build with the FHM attributes/update scale?
The highlight of my career were the 2 Cup wins for sure. Also winning the Anton Razov Trophy as Playoff MVP in S45 while playing with the most stacked team ever is a huge honor. To have been chosen above the quality of players on that team was insane.

Your mom

AMBACAS

My least favorite teammates were @Evok and @majesiu because they whined the whole of S45 even though we gave them everything they wanted and we were literally the best team of all time and won a cup and they made that season the least enjoyable for everyone on the team.

I don’t have a favorite teammate more of a group. The core guys that have been on the blizz forever. You, @karlssens , @Keygan, @ckroyal92, @Leafs4ever , @tommysalami , @Muford , and @iOBESE . Also it was great to be on a team with guys like @JKortesi81 , @Blastmeaway , @SlashACM and @bluesfan55 for the short time they were on the team

I’m not sure he is, but he might have a decent bid. Over his career, Teddy was awarded/nominated for:
2x Challenge Cup Win
1x Aidan Richan Win
1x Anton Razov Win
1x Anton Razov Nominee
1x First Team Allstar
1x Sarmad Kahn Nominee
2x Jeff Dar Nominee
3x Gold Medal
1x Silver Medal
500+ points and 2000+ hits

Yes. I want to learn how to make Halal @luketd @esilverm

I don’t know and I don’t know

If you send me the sheet again I will.

01-21-2020, 02:21 PMMook Wrote: Who?

Teddy Cuddles.

01-21-2020, 02:27 PMbluesfan55 Wrote: Ambacas?
Who was your best SMJHL teammate?
Why was S36 so close?
Why did I cry when Cuddles retired, signifying the end of an era?
Best Blizzard boi?

Ambacas.

You, @Ace , @TheDangaZone , and @dizzyDC

I think we just had a group of great personalities that really meshed well. That discord was amazing and was so fun to be apart of and I think that really drove all of our activity.

Because you love me

Patrick “The Real” Diehl

01-21-2020, 02:27 PMTheHockeyist Wrote: a voice from the audience is faintly, but easily heard

"You said there'd be free alcohol at this place! Where's the alcohol?"

@Fitted2106 probably drank it all

01-21-2020, 02:33 PMslothfacekilla Wrote: Favorite cuddling position?

Sometimes everybody need to be the little spoon not gonna lie.

01-21-2020, 02:38 PMcaltroit_red_flames Wrote: Do Teddy cuddle tho?

Yes, often.

01-21-2020, 03:00 PMkarlssens Wrote: rank your top 5 favorite linemates.

rank your top 5 favorite moments.

do you like raisins in your cookies and if so why are you a monster?

1. Nik Scholz
2. Hercules Rockefeller
3. Tigole Bitties
4. Cory Knouse
5. Theo Kane

1. S49 Cup Win
2. That season Cuddles went off
3. Jackbox with the team
4. TTS with the team
5. S45 Cup Win

Ngl oatmeal raisin cookies are my favorite

01-21-2020, 03:18 PMBlastmeaway Wrote: Where did pingy go?
m

I don’t know :( I miss him @“pingy pingu” come back

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what will teddy cuddles do in retirement?

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01-21-2020, 01:30 PMluketd Wrote: what will teddy cuddles do in retirement?
Your mom

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How many cuddles
did Teddy Cuddles cuddle
when Teddy Cuddles couldn't stop cuddling?
Was it the men with the muscles,
did someone get double,
and was anyone worth the trouble?
With Ambacas Cuddles
skating on puddles
will anyone beat his hustle?
I'm running out of time
and also out of rhymes
but just know, as Co, you're mine.

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01-21-2020, 01:28 PMcpetrella Wrote: My biggest advice to any young player entering the league is to try not to burn yourself out. While it is nice to earn at a max rate and do a ton of media and be an insanely active member like people like @DrunkenTeddy or @luketd , it isn’t for everyone and that’s okay. Every player has their own value and just because you don’t max earn doesn’t mean you wont be a good player. Do as much was what will be enjoyable for you. After all, the best part of this league are the people you meet along the way and not the cool media or pt’s you do.

Woah it's me. Might as well ask a question or two while I'm here.

What was your favorite moment of your career?

With this being your player's time coming to an end do you expect to have an epic send off season, or do you expect to regress from previous totals?

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(This post was last modified: 01-21-2020, 02:18 PM by caltroit_red_flames.)

What was the highlight of your career?

What do you plan on doing in retirement, any new jobs or hobbies?

AMBACAS.

Who was your least favorite teammate?

Who was your favorite teammate?

Why is Teddy Cuddles worthy of the Hall of Fame?

Are you considering going back to school for a degree in the culinary arts?

What's the best way to make a steak and why is it with a sous vide?

Can you make a peak Teddy Cuddles build with the FHM attributes/update scale?

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Who?

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Ambacas?
Who was your best SMJHL teammate?
Why was S36 so close?
Why did I cry when Cuddles retired, signifying the end of an era?
Best Blizzard boi?

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a voice from the audience is faintly, but easily heard

"You said there'd be free alcohol at this place! Where's the alcohol?"

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Favorite cuddling position?

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Do Teddy cuddle tho?

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rank your top 5 favorite linemates.

rank your top 5 favorite moments.

do you like raisins in your cookies and if so why are you a monster?

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Where did pingy go?

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
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