No clue how Yandle got in there but I guess thats another pun

1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!
I have been in other leagues but SHL is the one I really love.

2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly!
It would be great! My Discord name: CaptainCrazy#8809

3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site.
I want to build a sniper who can also pass the puck.

4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far?
I love this site! I want to finally have a great career also in SHL.

5) Give us your best pun
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty... but he had a great fall.

6) This question is designed to be open ended. We like to keep the IP threads short because filling these out is lame. Tell us about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? Get creative here! Dont just answer my lame example questions! We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so this is potentially the most important question!
I'm from Latvia. I really miss Hockey World Championships and Eurovision (both would happen now). I love tennis, especially WTA. I also love Raptors! I play NBA2K17 and NHL 2k15 on Xbox360. I think I don't have any weird hobbies.

Asclepius Perseus Flitterwind || RW || S55 || Anaheim Outlaws || Hamilton Steelhawks Prospect

Age: 18

Height: 6ft 3in

Weight: 213 lbs

Number: 27

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Transactions:

Signed $1,000,000 contract with Colorado Raptors for S53

Drafted 30th overall by Colorado Raptors in the S54 SMJHL Draft

Signed $4,000,000 contract with Colorado Raptors for S54

Drafted 47th overall by Hamilton Steelhawks in the S55 SHL Draft

Signed $2,500,000 contract with Hamilton Steelhawks for S55

Signed $3,000,000 contract with Hamilton Steelhawks for S56

Traded from Colorado Raptors to Anaheim Outlaws (S56)

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IIHF Career Statistics

S54 LAT GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -8, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 2, SB: 3, TOI: 6:55, GR: 49, OGR: 51, DGR: 47

S55 LAT GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -9, PIM: 0, H: 0, SHT: 3, SB: 2, TOI: 6:35, GR: 48, OGR: 51, DGR: 45

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SMJHL Career Statistics

S53 COL GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -2, PIM: 4, H: 2, SHT: 8, SB: 3, TOI: 8:32, GR: 50, OGR: 50, DGR: 51

S54 COL GP: 50, G: 12, A: 7, P: 19, +/-: +1, PIM: 12, H: 9, SHT: 96, SB: 21, TOI: 14:12, GR: 57, OGR: 58, DGR: 56

S55 COL GP: 50, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: +5, PIM: 18, H: 26, SHT: 138, SB: 29, TOI: 18:02, GR: 64, OGR: 62, DGR: 65

S56 COL/ANA GP: 51, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -17, PIM: 10, H: 21, SHT: 139, SB: 37, TOI: 16:49, GR: 65, OGR: 71, DGR: 57

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WJC Career Statistics

S54 UCL GP: 12, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, PIM: 4, H: 2, SHT: 18, SB: 8, TOI: 12:51, GR: 57, OGR: 60, DGR: 57

S55 UCL GP: 12, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 1, PIM: 2, H: 6, SHT: 10, SB: 7, TOI: 14:06, GR: 60, OGR: 57, DGR: 60

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IIHF Playoff Statistics

S54 LAT: Did not qualify

S55 LAT: Did not qualify

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SMJHL Playoff Statistics

S53 COL GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 3, SB: 1, AMG: 8:20, GR: 50, OGR: 50, DGR: 50

S54 COL GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 12, SB: 0, TOI: 14:03, GR: 59, OGR: 56, DGR: 60

S55 COL GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIM: 2, H: 0, SHT: 15, SB: 4, TOI: 22:06, GR: 62, OGR: 59, DGR: 65

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WJC Playoff Statistics

S54 UCL GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIM: 4, H: 1, SHT: 3, SB: 0, TOI: 11:47, GR: 55, OGR: 57, DGR: 53

S55 UCL GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 0, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 0, SB: 1, TOI: 13:44, GR: 61, OGR: 60, DGR: 59

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Awards:

Named to SMJHL All-Rookie Team (S54)

The Casius Darrow Throphy (most outstanding rookie in Raptors) (S54)

WJC Gold Medal with UCORCAL (S55)

Named to SMJHL All-Star Team (S56)

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Achievements:

First goal with first shot in SMJHL (S53)

First hat-trick in SMJHL (S54)






Gvidas Kazlauskas || LW || Retired

Age: 21

Height: 5 ft 10 in

Weight: 191 lbs

Number: 27

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Transactions:

Signed $3,000,000 contract with Kelowna Knights for S41

Drafted 65th overall by Colorado Raptors in the S42 SMJHL Draft

Signed $3,000,000 contract with Colorado Raptors for S42

Drafted 43rd overall by Los Angeles Panthers in the S43 SHL Draft

Signed $9,000,000 contract with Los Angeles Panthers for S43, S44 and S45

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IIHF Career Statistics

S42 LAT GP: 10, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: 0, PIM: 0, H: 4, SHT: 5, SB: 0, AMG: 6.35

S43 LAT GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -2, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 7, SB: 0, AMG: 7.44

S44 LAT GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: +1, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 19, SB: 0, AMG: 8.21

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SMJHL Career Statistics

S42 COL GP: 50, G: 19, A: 20, P: 39, +/-: +8, PIM: 18, H: 35, SHT: 150, SB: 4, AMG: 17.18

S43 COL GP: 50, G: 12, A: 14, P: 26, +/-: +8, PIM: 6, H: 29, SHT: 147, SB: 6, AMG: 15.95

S44 COL/DET GP: 50, G: 16, A: 19, P: 35, +/-: -5, PIM: 6, H: 45, SHT: 158, SB: 10, AMG: 16.63

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WJC Career Statistics

S42 LAT GP: 10, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 0, PIM: 6, H: 12, SHT: 22, SB: 1, AMG: 18.10

S43 LAT GP: 14, G: 9, A: 7, P: 16, +/-: +6, PIM: 10, H: 15, SHT: 53, SB: 3, AMG: 19.01

S44 LAT GP: 14, G: 1, A: 8, P: 9, +/-: -1, PIM: 13, H: 12, SHT: 54, SB: 2, AMG: 19.69

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IIHF Playoff Statistics

S44 LAT GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: +1, PIM: 0, H: 1, SHT: 3, SB: 0, AMG: 9.11

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SMJHL Playoff Statistics

S41 KEL GP: 15, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: +2, PIM: 2, H: 2, SHT: 3, SB: 0, AMG: 3.77

S42 COL GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIM: 2, H: 6, SHT: 10, SB: 0, AMG: 19.66

S43 COL GP: 7, G: 4, A: 2, P: 6, +/-: +5, PIM: 7, H: 8, SHT: 21, SB: 1, AMG: 15.68

S44 DET GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIM: 2, H: 3, SHT: 20, SB: 0, AMG: 15.04

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WJC Playoff Statistics

S42 LAT GP: 1, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: +1, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 7, SB: 0, AMG: 22.30

S43 LAT GP: 2, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: +1, PIM: 2, H: 1, SHT: 11, SB: 0, AMG: 18.93

S44 LAT GP: 1, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: +1, PIM: 0, H: 0, SHT: 2, SB: 0, AMG: 18.48

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Awards:

S41 Four Star Cup with Kelowna Knights

S42 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy - Top Rookie

S44 Laurifer Trophy - Team with best overall Record - with Detroit Falcons

S44 IIHF Silver Medals with Team Latvia

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Achievements:

Best point scorer (39 points) among rookies in SMJHL (S42)

Best goal scorer (19 goals) among rookies in SMJHL (S42)

3rd best goal scorer (19 goals) in SMJHL (S42)

5th best point scorer (39 points) among LW in SMJHL (S42)

1st Hat Trick in SMJHL (S43)


Justs Sirmais || C || Retired
Name: Justs Sirmais

Position: C

Player Type: Sniper

Height: 6 ft 5 in

Weight: 231 lbs

Number: 7

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Signed 2-yr/$2.5mil deal with Portland Admirals

Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks

Signed 3-yr/$4mil deal with Hamilton Steelhawks

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Awards:

S30 KEL MVP

Laurifier Trophy: Kelowna Knights

Roberto Martucci Trophy: Justs Sirmais

1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!
Absolutely none
2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly!
No need
3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site.
Hardworking physical d man
4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far?
Just to have some fun, and I'm having a pretty good time. I also really like that being active increases your players skill, which is a great way to keep the board alive.
5) Give us your best pun
What are santa's little helpers called? Subordinate Clauses!
6) This question is designed to be open ended. We like to keep the IP threads short because filling these out is lame. Tell us about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? Get creative here! Dont just answer my lame example questions! We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so this is potentially the most important question!
I've been to a world championship for Irish dance and I plan to go to more. I've been getting into drumming recently as well and currently I'm working on Dave Grohl's part from Heart-Shaped Box.

   

Harry Walker
SHL Class of S55
Left Defense
Birthplace: Birmingham, UK
6'4", 230lb
#38
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Transactions:
Drafted 28th Overall by Vancouver in the SMJHL Entry Draft
Traded to Anaheim Outlaws for 38th pick and a later pick

1. Got some experience I suppose.
2. I'm in the discord already.
3. Wanna be a quarterback D-man who can run a powerplay.
4. Just wanna have some fun, SHL is sucking my life slowly
5. I'm not smart enough for puns.
6. I'm a fun guy, I play lots of games, watch lots of sports, and my favorite color is red.

(Sig Credit: toedragon84)


Jolmi Koivu || RW/C || Colorado Raptors || 289TPE
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S55 - COL || 66GP || 12G ||23A || 35P || +/-: 9 || 129 SOG
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Player History
Drafted Round 3 pick 36 to Colorado Raptors



Andrew Martin || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 722TPE
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S42 - COL || 50GP || 8G || 8A || 16P || +/-: -1 || 44 SOG
S43 - COL/VAN || 50GP || 16G || 32A || 48P || +/-: 15 || 124 SOG
S44 - VAN || 50GP || 16G || 33A || 49P || +/-: 8 || 113 SOG
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S42 - COL || 4GP || 0G || 2A || 2P || +/-: 0 || 5 SOG
S43 - VAN || 10GP || 7G || 4A|| 11P || +/-: 4 || 23 SOG
S44 || 14GP || 6G || 7A || 13P || +/-: 0 || 33SOG
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IIHF Stats
S43 - GER || 12GP || 0G || 0A || 0P || +/-: -3 || 5SOG
S44 - GER || 1GP || 0G || 0A || 0P || +/-: 0 || 0SOG
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S44 - HAM || 50GP || 12G || 13A || 25P || +/-: -13 || 95SOG
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Player History

S42:
Drafted 46th Overall by Colorado Raptors
Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Raptors
Signed 1 year 3 million dollar deal with Raptors

S43:
Drafted 17th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
Signed 1 year 3 million dollar deal with the Steelhawks
Traded to Vancouver Whalers from Colorado Raptors
Won the S43 Four Star Cup with the Vancouver Whalers

S44:
Signed 1 year 2 million dollar deal with the Steelhawks

1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!

Ok here we go:

SHL Calgary Dragons alumni, participiated S14-S32, was teams captain in mid S20's.
VHL - had player name Alistar Graves. Not much activity tough.
LSHL - worked for league core group for 2 years (2013 - 2015) and was a GM for 5 seasons; Co-GM for 3-4 seasons. Can't remember right.
SFS - Won first ever cup as a GM.

2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly!

We could try. Labsy#8637

3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site.

Offensive minded two way defenceman with shoot first mentality and PP specialist title.

4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far?

To have a fun of hockey, funny shit, do ridiculous media. I like the new atmosphere and that how website has changed.

5) Give us your best pun

I like chemistry jokes because they are punny. HeHeHe!

6) This question is designed to be open ended. We like to keep the IP threads short because filling these out is lame. Tell us about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? Get creative here! Dont just answer my lame example questions! We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so this is potentially the most important question!

Thanks You mentioned that don't need to answer Your questions. I would fucking answer them all. Now You gave me pressure. One opportunity for impression. quick. quick. quick. quick..... emmmm.... There will be ... ammm. Oh I know one! Do You know how porcupine does sex? I know!

1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!
I do not have any experience in sim leagues. 
2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly!
Yes i am open for messages and questions. Discord- LordRaiden#1908
3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site.
A Center that is a screener. Trying to make him more of a physical playmaker in front of the net
4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far?
So far this is awesome. It is a lot to take in. 
5) Give us your best pun
Cactus puns are simply succulent.
6) This question is designed to be open ended. We like to keep the IP threads short because filling these out is lame. Tell us about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? Get creative here! Dont just answer my lame example questions! We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so this is potentially the most important question!

I am an avid rec hockey player. Currently in the temp suspended league. I am all types of rec sports. Avid Fantasy sports players. Big Gamer on XBOX (NHL, FIFA, APEX, COD). HMU if you want to play.

1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!
I've never done any sort of simulated sports league outside of the occasional Madden franchise with friends. And certainly never been simply a player in something. I'm excited

2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly!
Yessir! Feel free to shoot me a message Trashae#3092

3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site.
My goal is to be a punishing defenseman willing to get physical with opponents, but also not just being a pinball bouncing from hit to hit. Blocking shots and staying in those passing lanes is just as important as knocking an opposing forward onto their ass.

4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far?
Right now my only goal is to figure this whole thing out. I'm really enjoying the experience so far, but I'm still trying to find my feet from the initial information overload. There is a ton of really cool content here and I feel like I've just scratched the surface.

Teddy Murphy 4 Teams S58-S70 | 6OA (BAP)
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Career Stats
GP 858|G 125|A 273|P 398|+/- 29|ATOI 20:13|FW 3|GR 62

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Accolades
S59 All-Rookie Team (First ever Sophomore to make the team)


Teddy Park Kelowna Defenseman S54-57 | 29OA
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Career Stats
GP 216|G 23|A 72|P 95|+/- 17|ATOI 21:32|FW 12|GR 66
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Accolades
[url=https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=106300][/url]Captain S55-57
S57 All-Star

1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!None, but I'm a quick learner.

2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly! Definitly, I'm already in contact with one right now. (cardboard#1588)

3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site. A respectful well known player!

4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far? To become the second coming of Martin Brodeur  .

5) Give us your best pun. Animal puns eh, Toucan play that game.

6) This question is designed to be open ended. We like to keep the IP threads short because filling these out is lame. Tell us about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? Get creative here! Dont just answer my lame example questions! We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so this is potentially the most important question! Ultimate frisbeeeeeee

1)What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!
This will be my first ever SHL season and have never done any other simulated sports league.

2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly!
Yeah of course, my ID is Simmie58#0732

3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site.
I'm hoping to create a capable two way forward that has vision to help him excel both on the offensive side of things as well as the defensive side.

4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far?
My goal is to create a strong, solid player that has a good career and maybe win a championship here and there. I'm really enjoying the site and discord right now and hope to get to meet more people when I get drafted.

5) Give us your best pun
What are the strongest days of the week? 
Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays  (I had to look this one up, don't know any good ones)

6) This question is designed to be open ended. We like to keep the IP threads short because filling these out is lame. Tell us about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? Get creative here! Dont just answer my lame example questions! We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so this is potentially the most important question!

Besides hockey some of the sports I really like to play and watch are baseball, football (soccer), and some basketball here and there. I have a mac and therefore my game selection is severely limited so having something like this will be fun. I was born in Washington DC, so I am an avid Caps fan as well as a fan of other DC sports (except the Redskins). I've lived around the world including China, Brazil, and Argentina and love to travel and get to know all the people that make up our planet. I am hoping to have some fun in this league, and hope to hear back from you soon!

1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!
None
2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly!
I've already been in contact with NONAME.

3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site.
A Connor McDavid style of player.

4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far?
To have as much fun as possible.  It's quite a bit, but I'm slowly figuring my way around.

5) Give us your best pun
I made a belt out of watches.  It was a waist of time.
6) This question is designed to be open ended. We like to keep the IP threads short because filling these out is lame. Tell us about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? Get creative here! Dont just answer my lame example questions! We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so this is potentially the most important question!
Nintendo Switch has my attention for Video Games right now.  I like watching Football (Carolina Panthers), and playing Ultimate Frisbee and Volleyball.

Credit to @Geekusoid, @rum_ham, @Carpy48, @enigmatic, @BDonini, @honkerrs, @DELIRIVM, @Emiko, @Merica, and @Ragnar

Ryu Jones || LW/C || Japan/World || 893 TPE || 2183 Peak TPE
Name: Ryu Jones
Age: 20
Birthplace: Kobe, Japan
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 27

1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!

I have over nine years on this site, off and on with three previous players.

2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly!

Sure, I'm happy to answer any questions you'd like to ask me personally. Jorec#3323 is my discord handle

3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site.

I'm building a puck rushing defender.

4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far?

To join a solid team, make some friends and hopefully win a few championships. I never actually won a four star cup yet.

5) Give us your best pun

Why was the hockey player depressed on Valentines Day? His girlfriend iced him out.

6) This question is designed to be open ended. We like to keep the IP threads short because filling these out is lame. Tell us about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? Get creative here! Dont just answer my lame example questions! We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so this is potentially the most important question!

I'm a pretty avid wargamer in my free time. Just Age of Sigmar at the moment but I've played 40k and a few others in the past.

Andren Akerson (Present)
Adrik Baranov (S55 to S70)
Rurik Razin (S32 to S44)
Roy Razin (S17 to S32) (HOF/Rage HOF)
Audun Wissink (S5 to S15)

1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!
member, gm, idk
2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly!
???
3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site.
backup goalie
4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far?
be a back up goalie. it sucks
5) Give us your best pun
no
6) This question is designed to be open ended. We like to keep the IP threads short because filling these out is lame. Tell us about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? Get creative here! Dont just answer my lame example questions! We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so this is potentially the most important question!
please watch my twitch stream twitch.tv/loco_motives

You're a dirty pirate hooker.

Let me elaborate: You are the dirtiest, foulest smelling pirate hooker that ever wandered out of the seas and flopped on the surf.

Your team is full of the kind of people who leave automatic car windows half rolled down.

Your locker room smells like ass and mint.

Lots of experience, yes on discord, player who plays, site is fine, i refuse, and your mother is probably a nice lady

1) What experiences, if any, do you have with the SHL or any other simulated sports league? Experience is not required, but we like to know!
Very little experience, this would be my truly first sim league.

2) Would you be interested in receiving further communication from a member of Colorado's front office? If yes, what is your Discord name? One of us will reach out to you shortly!
Of course, I'd love to chat and talk more with anyone who's interested. I love to meet new people! You can find me at: the_paytonium#1665

3) What type of player are you looking to build? Colorado has a slew of people ready to help you get the most from your first few seasons on the site.
I'm looking to create a ultra-versatile, swiss-army knife defenseman.

4) What exactly are your goals in the SHL? How are you liking the site so far?
My goals are to make it to the majors, and have a successful career first. On the side I also hope to maybe get into graphics/sigs as well as I love art and digital design.

5) Give us your best pun
Oh yikes, hmmm. As my grandfather once said to a bewildered waiter at a Mexican restaurant when he was taking away his plate: "Hey! That's nach-o cheese!"

6) This question is designed to be open ended. We like to keep the IP threads short because filling these out is lame. Tell us about yourself! Have a weird hobby? What games do you like to play? What other sports besides hockey do you enjoy? Get creative here! Dont just answer my lame example questions! We're interested in growing a fun and inclusive locker room based team culture in Colorado and we want to know if you'll be a good fit so this is potentially the most important question!
I love most major sports, Football (American preferably, both professional and collegiate, RIP XFL), Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey. I love to talk about, debate, watch, and play sports. BIG DC sports fan as well. I love art, digital design, playing guitar, and video games. Fan of sports games, shooters, RPG's, Open-world, etc. Super excited to be a part of the SHL and to see where it goes!

~ Sigs made by yours truly ~

Hennesey-Gallchobhar O'McGuiness || #59 || D || 217 TPE || Maine Timber 
Age: 18
Height: 5'11" || Weight: 225 lbs 
Birthplace: South Armagh, North Ireland

Team GB
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Career Path and Achievements:
Picked 42nd Overall by the Maine Timber in the S54 Amateur Draft
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SMJHL Stats:
S54 MET - 27 GP |1 G |1 A |-10 |12 PIM |20 Hits

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You're a dirty pirate hooker.

I don't think this will get counted. If you want the TPE, you should probably try again!

M'Baku Olubori || #81 || RW

Drafted 4th overall in S64 SMJHL Draft by Regina

Drafted 95th overall in S65 SHL Draft by Baltimore

Won S68 Ryan Jesster Trophy (Rookie of the Year)

Cassius Darrow || #81 || RD
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SMJHL Stats:
S44 - S46 || COL  || GP: 150 || G: 15 || A: 85 || P: 100 || +/-: +1 || SB: 195
S47 - S55 || BUF  || GP: X || G: X || A: X || P: X || +/-: X || SB: X
S56 - S63 || SEA  || GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: 0 || SB: 0
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Drafted 8th overall in S44 SMJHL Draft to Colorado
Co-Winner of S44 Zach Miller Trophy
Drafted 4th overall in S45 SHL Draft to Buffalo
Named S45 & S46 Captain of the Colorado Raptors
3-time Challenge Cup Champion (S46, S48, S55)
Named Assistant Captain of Buffalo Stampede S53-S55
Drafted 1st overall S56 Expansion Draft by Seattle
Named Captain of the Seattle Argonauts in S56
Bojo Biscuit Winner S57, S58

Baltimore Platoon GM || S64 - present

SHL Executioner || S62 - S65
SHL Awards Committee || S57 - S66
SHL Historian Committee || S53 - S64
SHL Head Office || S60 - S61
SMJHL Awards Head || S48 - S57
Colorado Raptors GM || S48 - S53
Colorado Raptors Co-GM || S47
Team Germany Federation Head || S44 - S46
SMJHL HO Member - S45-S46
SMJHL Head Office Intern - S44 

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Thank you karey, OrbitingDeath Ragnar, and sköldpaddor for sigs!