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Tig Murphy Found Dead
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(This post was last modified: 11-11-2020, 08:02 PM by notorioustig.)

SEATTLE - Seattle Argonauts "defenseman" Tig Murphy was found dead Wednesday afternoon when a neighbour discovered his body behind the woodshed on his property. Reports from the coroner's office indicate that the cause of death appears to have been a combination of seventeen gunshot wounds to the back and head, along with burns consistent with having been lit on fire posthumously. The case has been ruled a suicide.

While this came as a surprise to the Argonauts organization, an opposing team team has stepped up to fill the void. Controversial former Murphy teammate Aaron Wilson of the Hamilton Steelhawks has provided the team with a fully functional clone of the last pick of the S56 Expansion draft. "We had these lying around from the era where all Steelhawks were basically carbon copies of each other with different faces just in case someone from NOLA shot down our team jet or something," Wilson said in a statement. "For all intents and purposes the league this clone is Tig Murphy and the league has allowed its use for one season."

Wilson went on to add that "while this looks and acts and even feels the same pain of crushing mediocrity that Tig Murphy felt, make no mistake - Tig Murphy is dead. Thank God."

At press time, Argonauts GM Tiggie Smalls was spotted maniacally laughing and cleaning a shotgun while smoking a cigar.

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yeah... "suicide"...

Anyway what a shock! I would never have expected this of course! Wow!

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The Protestants did this...

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Seattle gonna have a ghost on their roster next season

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bye tig

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thank god

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Sad

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(This post was last modified: 11-11-2020, 09:19 PM by bluesfan55.)

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congrats on a helluva career my old ireland friend

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One of the most under appreciated and underrated Defencemen ever, love you tig, best of luck with your recreate <3

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11-11-2020, 08:03 PMRotticusScott Wrote: The Protestants did this...

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Was a pleasure winning gold's with Murphy, all the best in retirement _/ _/ _/

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#13

Well done Tig. Well done
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Whoever killed Tig Murphy was granted instant VIP access to Heaven

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11-11-2020, 08:27 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Whoever killed Tig Murphy was granted instant VIP access to Heaven

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