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BigTittySmitty · 06-30-2021, 04:27 PM

https://probaseballexperience.jcink.net/...t&p=332506

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**The__Y-man__100** · 06-30-2021, 05:16 PM

Boris was approached by Beyond Meat to discuss their new European sausage product. Beyond Meat felt they needed an athlete who is notoriously known for his Slavic diet and figured the Dar nominee was the perfect candidate. He is charismatic, good looking, has cloths that smell like juicy sausages (not that dry shit) and is missing a tooth! Boris met up with the CEO to discuss the deal of the contract and after finalizing a price Boris appeared in a live commercial. While on the air, Boris is seen scoring a goal and a pig and having the puck rip through the pig. With the dead animal on the ice Boris then turns to the camera and says "if you think that was bad, you should see how bad the industry treats its animals". Boris then has the referee hand him a beyond meat sausage and as Boris eats it, he admits its quite good. The referee then states how there is no real meat in that sausage so no pig was harmed. Boris is shocked and immediately forces a puke on the ice and can be seen saying something in Ukrainian. Beyond meat shares fell 15% during that commercial and the product got pulled

First ever Yukon Malamute draft pick (1st overall S65)

**Rich** · 06-30-2021, 06:27 PM

Fileworker PT pass.

Kyamprac · 06-30-2021, 10:23 PM

It's no secret that Sarah Burke loves her morning coffees. That nice dose of caffeinated bliss is a must to start the day, else she gets a little cranky with her teammates. Knowing of her affinity for coffee, a new brand approached her to represent them in the SHL - Laff Caff. Burke appeared on some commercials and other ads, and signed a deal to mention Laff Caff's special brew in a number of her post-game interviews to help the brand get up off the ground.

As she drank more of their coffee, she found herself experiencing more intense withdrawals than normal if she went an hour or two without one. But, she dismissed this as just your typical caffeine addiction until one day a big media headline came out exposing Laff Caff for their special brew, which turned out to include small doses of cocaine. The drug was discovered after a barista mistakenly added too much of the "secret ingredient" to a customer's coffee, resulting in an overdose and creating devastation for both the brand and for Burke, who promptly cut ties with the company and gave up on coffee altogether for a while.

***hhh81*** · 06-30-2021, 10:50 PM

Cassius Darrow DEMANDED a full recall of his monthly meal/cooking box subscription service when he found out they played off a basic smoked sausage as an "authentic" German knockwurst. As a serious cook (and serious person), Darrow was offended that the company would put his name on a product that didn't live up to the integrity promised to him. Darrow isn't one to normally do endorsement deals. He like, Ron Swanson, only signs to support a product he truly believes in. He, and his longtime agent, Johnny Hamilton, pressured the company to refund everyone for their April 2021 box for their egregious breach of trust. Since then, there have been zero issues. The company understands who is boss, and while their costs have remained high, the reviews on the quality of product could not be higher. The lesson to be learned is do not betray the trust of your customers or your endorsers.

In the aftermath of this "scandal", the Seattle Argonauts actually picked up a few more fans. A few subscribers had never heard of Cassius Darrow before trying the box. Some heard about this and his public apology, which led them to check out the SHL and become Seattle Argonauts fans. You love to see it

goilers · 06-30-2021, 11:10 PM

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*roastpuff* · 07-01-2021, 12:38 AM

Magnus Liljestrom has been a spokesperson for Volvo products for a while now, and even drives a Volvo. However recently, his Volvo V60 was recalled due to a very bizarre problem where the vehicle would tune the radio to any station that was playing ABBA and only ABBA. If you manually tuned the radio to another station, inexplicably the radio would return to a station playing ABBA the next time you started the vehicle. What is even weirder is that it did not tune to the same station, but different stations. Also, when you honked the horn the car would play a short clip of Dancing Queen, and it would continue from when the clip left off the last time the horn was honked. The technicians were baffled, and so are the manufacturers' engineers. Nevertheless, this is a voluntary recall and not a mandatory recall, as some customers have reportedly said that they liked the feature.

qWest · 07-01-2021, 02:13 AM

Greggs Expansion Into The US Off To A Bony Start
Rising SMJHL Star Nishimori Says He Was Unaware Of Bone Fragments In US Greggs Sausage Roll
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Amidships · 07-01-2021, 02:40 AM

You can't feed people real hats, Ole. You can't feed them real hats.

*Keven* · 07-01-2021, 03:26 AM

After seeing Kev's response to what he would trade all his TPE for, many vitamin production companies reached out to start working with him on a brand new vitamin-based product. The team worked together to create a brand new vitamin supplement called vitamin Kev, which is a blend of vitamins K and E, as well as five (V) other mystery vitamins. The product was a fantastic idea and was an instant commercial success, but just a few days after release, the vitamins had to be recalled due to some unexpected side effects. As it turns out, ingesting just one vitamin Kev tablet at the same time as someone else results in both individuals developing mirror-touch synesthesia with the other person. Scientists are baffled as to how such a side effect is even possible with something as simple as vitamins, but the current leading theory suggests that some sort of advanced quantum entanglement is at play. As a result of this recall, any products containing five or more different types of vitamins are now banned globally.

krazko · 07-01-2021, 05:52 AM

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***golden_apricot*** · 07-01-2021, 06:03 AM

pt pass

CaptainCamel · 07-01-2021, 09:29 AM

Paul Binder was approached to be the face of the brand new boating line in Anchorage "Armada Boating". Thrilled with the news, he instantly signed on the dotted line and had his face plastered all over advertisements. He even did one of those deadpan mono-toned voice commercials where he says with a straight face how excited he is to get the boat out on the water. Unfortunately, after a few weeks, the few that sold were all sinking. The company sadly spent all their money in signing big name Binder for advertisement that they cut out on spending for the actual materials and were using cheap wood that was leading to leaks and eventually capsizing. Binder's agent immediately had him put out a statement stating that Anchorage Boating had tricked him and duped him just like Brendan Dassey. He didn't know what he was signing up for and agreeing to and will certainly think more clearly in the future.

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