Wikipedia/SHL
Player Name: Slap McShotty
2. Playing Career

Slap was made aware of the SHL through reddit and decided, "Hey, why not give hockey a shot? Can't be too hard." He was scouted playing at a local middle school hockey rink by an inebriated retired SHL general manager and suggested to the head office to place him on the best team immediately. No one took him seriously except the Anaheim Outlaws manager, and likely only because they desperately needed a center prospect and not based on displayed skill. After being drafted onto the Outlaws, Slap spent his first season in the SMJHL intensely racking up 5 points in 50 games, a new SMJHL personal best. His stats were mediocre, as expected from a first-year, but his faceoff percentage was tolerable. He turned out to be a real stickler for puck possession. When the Outlaws went to the playoffs, he performed about as well as he did in the regular season in the 5 games the Outlaws managed to scrape before being eliminated in the first round. He began working hard to improve and next season he doubled his total points fairly quickly. After being drafted onto the New England Wolfpack, Slap started to gain experience in the head office trying to make hockey his full-time job so he could keep up with professional expenses. Slap hopes to keep improving and working up the ranks of the SHL and the HO.